Sign Art
Welcome to the Salted Wound image caption test site. I am still working the kinks out of the system, after that I will think about design. Go ahead and add a caption to the image by clicking on it. Big Thanks to Erin from GiggleChick.com for letting me use the Photo. She took it on the day she jumped out of a plane, and then someone stole the image from her site and sent it to me.
May 23rd, 2002 at 6:10 pm
In another move to cut costs and please Wall St. and shareholders, DELTA AIRLINES announces new non-stop policy for ALL domestic flights…
October 27th, 2001 at 11:05 am
This sign was eventually changed to ‘ASS-KICKING PARACHUTER AREA’
March 28th, 2002 at 1:38 pm
Beaurocracy spoils another secret invasion.
August 26th, 2001 at 10:02 pm
See if you can handle my exploding kneecap parachute drop. Heeyyayaaa!
April 6th, 2002 at 2:06 am
Warning: Sign-pole-that-will-stick-you-in-the-ass-if-you-land-on-it area.
March 28th, 2002 at 8:15 am
DELTA’s super economy class passenger
service to non-scheduled airports
April 7th, 2002 at 11:09 pm
Their top secret plan to drop in on the bad guys by surprise, might have worked, if only they weren’t so concerned with safety first.
September 11th, 2001 at 10:08 pm
Warning - Mattresses are NOT as maneuverable as parachutes.
May 13th, 2002 at 2:16 am
I love how our groundbound friend is just kinda tipping over there. He recognizes the superiority of any man able to bend his knees.
May 11th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
the sign below says watch out for other signs including a sign portraying other signs kicking signs with exploding signs. signs
June 4th, 2002 at 1:46 pm
Subtitle: Contact with parachuters could result in electrical shock.
April 9th, 2002 at 10:57 am
Beware of parachuting ninjas
August 21st, 2001 at 8:49 pm
The lawn you don’t want to mow.
April 11th, 2002 at 10:17 pm
How my dad died.
April 27th, 2002 at 6:53 pm
Hi-YAH!
May 23rd, 2002 at 1:14 pm
KEEP OFF THE GRASS!!!!
August 1st, 2003 at 3:34 am
Warning: Strange, flying, kick boxing creatures from outer space are known to land in this area!
August 29th, 2001 at 1:26 pm
Helmets optional
March 7th, 2002 at 5:12 pm
“Cause of Death: Can we just say unknown?”
March 8th, 2002 at 4:34 am
WARNING, FLYING CARTOON KICKBOXERS MAY BE LANDING HERE TO KICK OTHER CARTOONS IN THE NECK.
March 8th, 2002 at 4:52 am
KUNGFU PRACTICE GROUNDS
March 20th, 2002 at 11:03 pm
Warning parachute knee explosion area.
March 21st, 2002 at 6:38 pm
JESUS CHRIST! A parachuting cow!
March 22nd, 2002 at 7:25 pm
I think the Japanese Liberation is an important step in our modern history. Such other futile attemps at such have made it imposible to come to a comclusion to the deady coca cola incadent 20 years past. With such a high demand for rice in the world i find i a problem to have butter in such small ammounts. The Soy Sauce production industry is slowly going to flurish until we use it instead of frosting on our cake.
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:29 pm
Please DO NOT land on pole
June 5th, 2002 at 2:14 pm
Look what I made with an inflatable mattress and two pieces of string
September 21st, 2002 at 10:19 am
Warning:pedestrians with explosive left arms
February 14th, 2003 at 6:18 am
They didn’t have all that much money left fot the special effect for the new Jackie Chan movie
May 28th, 2003 at 12:10 am
Caution: Beware parachuting ninjas
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:29 am
no kicking people while para chuting
August 17th, 2001 at 1:38 pm
The back yard of Jesse Ventura. “Beware of Owner” sign not pictured.
August 17th, 2001 at 4:07 pm
Also, Caution - Yellow rope tied to caution sign.
August 17th, 2001 at 4:16 pm
Maybe this is what killed Kari?
August 29th, 2001 at 10:18 pm
do you think they had those near 007 when he was paratrooping in?
August 30th, 2001 at 2:19 pm
MOoooooooo.
January 18th, 2002 at 3:19 pm
ParachutIST Landing Area 3 Miles east ->
February 17th, 2002 at 4:18 pm
My Parachute Kung Fu is more powerfull then yours.
March 16th, 2002 at 4:47 pm
After the accident, I forced the city to erect this sign, so that others wouldn’t be harmed by this plague of skydivers we’re experiecing this year
March 16th, 2002 at 7:16 pm
“Hey Joe i have a good idea… lets paint that land mine warning sign to somthing else… hehehe”
March 17th, 2002 at 12:26 pm
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March 18th, 2002 at 9:37 pm
one time when i was all alone by myself i began to think what it’d be like if everyone on earth had a dog with the same name that allways talked in german and some one once said hey …..then they left
March 19th, 2002 at 7:03 pm
why do they say “Heads up” when they really mean “Duck”
March 20th, 2002 at 8:04 pm
(american airline runway)
March 21st, 2002 at 5:35 pm
Mighty Morphin’ Parachuters
March 21st, 2002 at 12:21 am
Shaolin monks love to skydive.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:17 am
Training grounds for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Buttwhoop
March 21st, 2002 at 4:04 am
rock and roll
March 21st, 2002 at 10:38 pm
super flying knee!!!!!!!!!
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:30 pm
WARNING! JACKIE CHAN AREA
March 22nd, 2002 at 6:01 pm
The original since changed message was “Warning: Watch Out For Knees”
March 24th, 2002 at 9:19 am
Plane on the left: Twenty bucks says I get the next one in the groin.
Plane on the right: You’re on!
March 24th, 2002 at 12:23 pm
What you didn’t see,
Above this sign is one showing the parashuter getting chopped up in the plane prop
March 25th, 2002 at 1:25 am
rebel planes stake their claim
March 25th, 2002 at 2:53 am
People love spaghetti.
March 26th, 2002 at 12:57 pm
“KER POW!” “THWAP!” “BAM!”…three possible sounds of being hit by a parachuter
March 26th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
That’s gonna hurt in the morning….
March 26th, 2002 at 4:30 pm
HELP MY ARM, HE EXPLODAKICKED IT OFF
March 28th, 2002 at 2:59 pm
Next on the history channel: They were called the Higgins Boats of the 41st airborne division - how parachute landing signs won the war.
March 28th, 2002 at 11:26 pm
Actual hiding place of Dick Cheney.
April 1st, 2002 at 6:57 am
Why only 10 percent of the Army is Airborne
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:40 pm
damn you hit me…hey nny…I’m not happy
April 3rd, 2002 at 12:20 am
Watch for parachuting ninjas
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:11 pm
And no smokin’ either!
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:12 pm
Martial arts paratrooper!
“I knockuh yoh neckah offuh!”
April 3rd, 2002 at 9:18 pm
who wouldn’t see some crazy bastard with a parachute flying at them anyways? not EVERYBODY in america is retarded
April 4th, 2002 at 1:14 am
Aslo: Caution: Explosive Dummies
April 7th, 2002 at 3:07 pm
Unfortunately, the map neglected to mention the minefield….
April 8th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
You might be a Redneck if……..
April 8th, 2002 at 9:36 pm
Parachute landing area …. and oh yeah, prop planes take off here too. Proceed with caution.
April 9th, 2002 at 9:54 am
WARNING
flying essholes
April 9th, 2002 at 1:44 pm
Caution parchuters if you can read this in time: Ground may appear further than it seems. Proceed with Caution.
April 9th, 2002 at 3:30 pm
Copywright: Jean Claude van Damme
April 9th, 2002 at 8:58 pm
In event of failed opening, please aim for the trees.
May 27th, 2002 at 4:28 am
In leue of all the high crime rates of sky-diving terrorists, the Leftist Wing decided to have Parachute owners register their parachutes and have them only uses in the designated areas, in hopes to cut down on sky-way terrorist attacks.
April 13th, 2002 at 10:15 pm
Aerial WWF
April 15th, 2002 at 11:31 pm
Hey look Joe Bob! That one forgot the parachute!
April 16th, 2002 at 12:00 am
Many a horrible parachute suicide bombings have occured at the field, although the ONE LITTLE SIGN IN THE WHOLE FRIGGIN PLACE was expected to decrease parachute suicide bombings by as much as 400%
April 16th, 2002 at 7:03 pm
Human tipping
April 22nd, 2002 at 10:36 pm
EXTREME SKYDIVING: When hitting the ground isn’t enough.
April 29th, 2002 at 7:37 pm
If u hit a person u can $100.
April 29th, 2002 at 8:03 pm
50 accidents a year, all cause 98% of parachuters are illiterate… who would have thought?
May 8th, 2002 at 2:45 pm
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| CAUTION |
| SIGN HAS SHARP CORNNERS |
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May 20th, 2002 at 5:28 pm
Sky Divers kick ass!
May 20th, 2002 at 5:30 pm
Dude, Keep it up and I will jump out of this plane and kick your ass!
June 2nd, 2002 at 10:45 am
Beware: Men with large tacos attached to strings. And Men with exploding arms.
June 4th, 2002 at 8:20 pm
The FBI’s latest attempt at warning the US public of terrorist attacks.
June 5th, 2002 at 11:47 am
Osama’s favorite hangouts became so well known that eventually OSHA had to step in before someone got hurt.
June 16th, 2002 at 3:46 pm
A screenshot of the Beta test for The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - outside Icarian Flight school
July 26th, 2002 at 11:04 pm
Only you can prevent being kicked in the goodies by the 101st airborn…
September 27th, 2002 at 4:13 am
Private, that is an improper PLF, not get up there and do it again!
September 20th, 2002 at 9:42 am
DANGER GAY PARACHUTERS LANDING
December 1st, 2002 at 2:25 am
Warning: You’re gonna get your ass kicked by a parachuter.
February 8th, 2003 at 6:11 am
warning dog s..t dumpers get kicked by flying park guards
May 27th, 2003 at 1:03 pm
Caution - Skydivers kicking cardboard cut-out area.
August 16th, 2001 at 11:04 pm
Heads up, you could take a paratrooper to the groin.
August 17th, 2001 at 4:08 pm
er warning sign
August 17th, 2001 at 4:10 pm
This is the last image little Jimmy saw before he was impaled by a rogue skydiver.
August 21st, 2001 at 9:27 pm
This is hella coo.
August 24th, 2001 at 9:01 am
LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOOOW!!! SMACK!!!
March 21st, 2002 at 7:37 pm
Asama’s next attack.
March 27th, 2002 at 9:17 am
A clip of the new Chuck Norras movie …
March 28th, 2002 at 11:06 pm
HOLD MAH BEER! WATCH DIS!
March 30th, 2002 at 4:27 pm
go to reptileclown.com
April 9th, 2002 at 8:04 am
Little johhny never saw the screaming naked parachutist comming, untill it was to late
June 9th, 2002 at 9:46 am
The top secret script to Jackie Chan’s new movie was leaked! Authorities are still working on how such a grave error could have been made.
December 24th, 2002 at 6:08 pm
Flying under the influence…
March 20th, 2002 at 9:28 pm
This year’s banquet was a sucess as we recieved 25 million dollars to end “Headremovalbymeansofparachutingguysyndrome.”
March 21st, 2002 at 5:34 pm
Mighty Morphin’ Parachuters