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Ninja squirrels

Here is the next one, thanks gibbone717. By the way, thanks to all of those who sent me your photos. I received 27 total - well 26, I don’t think I’ll be using the one with Pam and Tommy but I appreciate the effort Dan…you big perv. Comment away!

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  1. Lay-Z says:

    April 1st, 2002 at 7:17 am

    FIRST RULE OF CHIPMUNK FIGHT CLUB-Dont talk about chipmunk fight club

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  2. Anonymous says:

    August 30th, 2001 at 2:18 pm

    You’re flying squirrel Kung Fu is weak! Now I must distroy you.

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  3. minders says:

    January 18th, 2002 at 5:26 pm

    Jealous lovers fighting for the coveted spot in Richard Gere’s ass.

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  4. CloudNine says:

    April 9th, 2002 at 8:55 pm

    Red Bull gives you wiiiiings!

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  5. Anonymous says:

    August 31st, 2001 at 4:39 pm

    Ang lee’s follow up movie to Croutching Tiger Hidden dragon: Bouncing Gopher Hidden Fire Cracker

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  6. Smiley says:

    March 26th, 2002 at 10:03 pm

    DUDE what does mine say? SWEET!

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  7. Bloodthirster says:

    April 9th, 2002 at 8:02 am

    The matrix gone terribly wrong

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  8. Allison says:

    May 16th, 2003 at 12:42 am

    Simon and Theodore fight over their gay lover Alvin.

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  9. Anonymous says:

    August 30th, 2001 at 3:20 pm

    Gimmy those damn acorns! You bastard!!!!!!

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  10. MikeF says:

    November 21st, 2001 at 1:42 pm

    Frame by frame analysis shows stunt doubles

    performing final fight scene from MI-2.

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  11. Wolfman says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 11:53 am

    “Your tiger style is strong, but my monkey style will defeat it.”

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  12. Kathleen says:

    September 21st, 2004 at 11:05 pm

    “Duck, Duck…Goosed”. Awe damn it, I have to go in Richard’s ass again!???

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  13. Kathleen says:

    September 21st, 2004 at 11:07 pm

    RUN! I heard Richard has worked his way up from hampsters to prarie dogs!

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  14. dave says:

    January 17th, 2002 at 10:59 am

    when richard gere farts…

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  15. Anonymous says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 12:07 pm

    A real life Pokemon battle

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  16. Lou says:

    March 25th, 2002 at 1:10 am

    Another case of rodent rage

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  17. Les says:

    June 23rd, 2002 at 7:17 pm

    The new martial arts film, “Crouching Acorn, Leaping Squirrell”

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  18. Les says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 8:33 am

    The Chipmunks go punk

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  19. LiZor says:

    October 27th, 2002 at 1:37 pm

    Adaptation. Improvisation. But your technique is not your weakness.

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  20. toad says:

    December 18th, 2002 at 1:01 pm

    Uh oh,, Chipmunks on Crack

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  21. Princess says:

    June 28th, 2003 at 7:37 pm

    Your Mother was a hamster, and your Father smelled of elderberries!!!!

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  22. JT says:

    May 11th, 2003 at 1:58 am

    Coming this summer….”The Nutrix”

    Starring Keanu Reeves as Neo and Rocky the Flying Squirrel as Morpheus.

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  23. Porked Your Mom says:

    March 16th, 2002 at 4:46 pm

    Oh shit Dale! Mr. Wonka is gonna be so pissed! he said not to drink the soda and now look…

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  24. slc says:

    March 19th, 2002 at 5:51 am

    I told you smoking this shit would make us float.

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  25. Reut says:

    July 10th, 2002 at 2:55 am

    Falling off a cliff sucks!!

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  26. Impfac says:

    August 15th, 2003 at 1:18 am

    After all the hype and behind the $300 million dollar budget, Matrix 4 wasn’t much of a movie.

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  27. paratrooper says:

    September 27th, 2002 at 4:36 am

    Richard realized it wasnt good to send Chipmonks into space when the first pellet floated into his eye

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  28. Mac Daddy/Daddy Mac says:

    January 12th, 2003 at 2:23 am

    totally krossed out, well make ya jump jump, im bout ta warm it up

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  29. paul bonser says:

    February 8th, 2003 at 6:09 am

    told u if u eat beans u could fly

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  30. Datz_It says:

    February 14th, 2003 at 6:22 am

    suddenly, the one on the left started saying Kameh ha mehha

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  31. AmIDemon says:

    March 23rd, 2003 at 9:10 am

    Who would of figured all it would take to fire up them varmits with a little spray paint on their back

    and alittle angel dust in their water

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  32. Flynny says:

    May 4th, 2003 at 5:40 pm

    Hey Fred, Can You Help Me, I seem To Be Stuck…

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  33. etl says:

    May 28th, 2003 at 2:45 pm

    ok, we’re floating. can i panic now?

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  34. LabyrinthPrincess says:

    July 20th, 2003 at 11:34 am

    Jackie Chan’s brain transplant organ donor

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  35. Billy Bass says:

    September 12th, 2003 at 6:32 pm

    Tremors rock the prarie.

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  36. EvilBalrog says:

    December 14th, 2003 at 1:06 pm

    Now that we’ve perfected our ninja techniques, let’s get that guy who designed Whack-a-mole!

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  37. Taster of Pork says:

    July 7th, 2004 at 3:18 pm

    Waaaacho! You killed my father mouth still moving now i must kill you!

    mouth moves a bit haha! You shall never avenge your father!

    Why?

    He choked on a walnut

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  38. Qfan says:

    December 19th, 2004 at 7:29 pm

    i told you not to take my ritlan for me!!!

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  39. Carol says:

    January 24th, 2005 at 5:00 pm

    it was a violent ending for little rusty… :(

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  40. TJ says:

    September 29th, 2006 at 2:23 am

    crouching tigers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    aint got nothing on flying rodents

    hidden dragons?

    hmmmm……….

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  41. Four by Four says:

    November 27th, 2006 at 10:08 am

    Can’t you see my Hebrew markings? I am with God!

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  42. Fluffy says:

    December 3rd, 2006 at 6:28 pm

    You think you can defeat me, Ha, you make me laugh. This fight shall lead to you dimise…Hiya!

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  43. Tigra says:

    October 7th, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    CHIPPENDALE’S new act considered too literal.

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  44. topsmileq says:

    October 5th, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    tterte

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  45. test says:

    October 1st, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    tessssssssssssssssst

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  46. test says:

    September 19th, 2007 at 7:02 am

    test bugaga

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  47. Anonymous says:

    August 30th, 2001 at 7:25 pm

    Cubs Win! Cubs Win!

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  48. tuck says:

    March 9th, 2002 at 10:53 am

    Local Gopher Gangs Clash

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  49. Lynne says:

    March 15th, 2002 at 4:28 pm

    In the lesser-known cousin to the Bermuda Triangle, certain regions in the Nebraska Triangle have been known to spontaneously lose gravity, causing the effects seen here.

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  50. kandigurl says:

    March 20th, 2002 at 11:07 pm

    When small forest animals play chicken without partners.

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  51. fisher says:

    April 5th, 2002 at 8:11 pm

    Sparks flew and professionalism was thrown out the door as prima donna squirrels Nutters and Chippy duked it out during this taping of a Geiko commercial.

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  52. Anonymous says:

    April 6th, 2002 at 2:51 am

    Crouching Prairie Dog, Hidden…err..Prairie Dog.

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  53. Anonymous says:

    April 11th, 2002 at 1:35 pm

    Not knowing that the temporary tattoos were really satanic symbols these once cute chipmunks are transformed to menions of the apocolypse

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  54. g2dacj says:

    July 19th, 2002 at 7:24 pm

    Hiya

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  55. Kit Kat says:

    August 28th, 2002 at 3:08 pm

    Could somebody PLEASE stop the “Chariots of Fire” music???

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  56. Mark says:

    September 20th, 2002 at 9:40 am

    THAT IS MY HOLE IN THE HOLE AND I AM GOING TO GET HER BACK

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  57. Applejuicemaster says:

    June 3rd, 2003 at 12:01 pm

    Coming this summer in a cinema near you: THE CHIPMIX RELOADED!

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  58. Bob Smith says:

    April 23rd, 2004 at 1:01 pm

    O Canada!

    Our home and native land!

    True patriot love in all thy sons command.

    With glowing hearts we see thee rise,

    The True North strong and free!

    From far and wide,

    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

    God keep our land glorious and free!

    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

    O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

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  59. Andrew Anorak says:

    October 2nd, 2004 at 10:11 am

    I’ve got an H, you’ve got EI (or EL), lets fint some more praerie dogs so we can spell rude words

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  60. Melissa says:

    March 11th, 2002 at 7:35 pm

    “Don’t try to understand ‘em, just rope, throw an’ brand ‘em…”

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  61. Jeff says:

    March 13th, 2002 at 12:47 am

    The Matrix III. “When humans fail, nature calls”

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  62. Sergio says:

    March 18th, 2002 at 10:39 pm

    Oh Chip… Oh Dale… Take me now!

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  63. hvstalker says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 12:24 am

    use the force…

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  64. Jack says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 11:56 am

    HOLY SHIT – I think this is going to hurt

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  65. Wulfgar says:

    March 25th, 2002 at 3:43 pm

    The new Cats and Dog’s meet Crouching Tiger movie: Jumping Chipmunk, Leaping Ferret

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  66. AmbientBleue18 says:

    March 29th, 2002 at 6:30 pm

    Seasoned anthropologists will know this instantly as an initiation ritual into one of the most dangerous inner-city squirrel gangs around, the Rabid-Nut-Munchers.

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  67. nacio says:

    March 30th, 2002 at 4:26 pm

    ….we all knew Chuck was going to lose when he placed all of his money on prairy dog “I”…. Go to reptileclown.com

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  68. Glenn says:

    March 30th, 2002 at 9:37 pm

    Those crazy squirrels and their gang related tatoos…

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  69. Shocky says:

    April 6th, 2002 at 10:54 am

    Wow, we’ve never done THAT at the same time before!

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  70. Big M says:

    April 9th, 2002 at 9:14 am

    Promotional photo: Karate Critter 3

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  71. Anonymous says:

    April 9th, 2002 at 12:15 pm

    Have at thee coward!!

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  72. Anonymous says:

    April 21st, 2002 at 9:48 pm

    SHTI!!! The 2-year old put the rodents in the fishtank again….

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  73. rick smith says:

    April 24th, 2002 at 9:56 am

    then squirrel master steps in and whips both there asses

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  74. Mortius says:

    May 17th, 2002 at 10:41 am

    Everyone loves Kung Fu fighting, hamsters kicking the shit out of each other like lightning.

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  75. Anonymous says:

    August 31st, 2001 at 8:48 am

    Brothers don’t shake hands…brothers gotta hug!

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  76. erin says:

    September 4th, 2001 at 2:11 pm

    wheeeeee!!!! i love this trampoline!!!!!! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

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  77. Eric says:

    March 8th, 2002 at 4:31 am

    WE DIDN’T THINK THROWING GOPHERS WAS ANIMAL CRUELTY AT THE TIME. BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT….

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  78. Lynne says:

    March 15th, 2002 at 4:40 pm

    “Oh my God, Bill! It DOES look like the writing from Dinotopia!”

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  79. Invisagoth says:

    March 16th, 2002 at 6:40 pm

    “OH GOD DALE…. WHAT WAS THAT THING ABOUT THE KITTENS?!”

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  80. metal_llama says:

    March 17th, 2002 at 12:05 am

    my name…is neo!

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  81. Newt says:

    March 18th, 2002 at 9:46 pm

    Well, we have to do something with our time since they banned cock fighting. It’s just not quite as exciting.

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  82. shawster says:

    March 19th, 2002 at 7:02 pm

    Bob was a little freaked out after he cleaned his habitrail; really, realy well.

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  83. Camillion says:

    March 20th, 2002 at 10:51 pm

    The U.F.C. Ultimate Fighting Chipmunks Live On Pay Per View.

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  84. Wayne says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 12:37 am

    chipmunks unaware that they’re frolicking on a cloaked PREDATOR’s (as in the movie…) crotch. save them, ah-nold!

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  85. Micah says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 1:19 am

    Dale discovers anti-gravity.

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  86. carter says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 4:05 am

    you can never defeat my fighting style!

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  87. Anonymous says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 4:17 am

    Shaolin chipmunks.

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  88. Jack says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 9:28 pm

    man, that sure looks tasty, make sure your head is above mine

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  89. Jack says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 9:28 pm

    Take this stink man

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  90. 9Nails says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 9:44 pm

    “KAMEHAMEHA!!!”

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  91. d says:

    March 22nd, 2002 at 11:43 am

    Inside The Matrix…

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  92. Fat Seanny says:

    March 22nd, 2002 at 5:58 pm

    The Mexican Firecracker-ass Chipmunk

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  93. mat wenzel says:

    March 22nd, 2002 at 7:22 pm

    Gerbil Kombat

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  94. BIG JOHNSON says:

    March 22nd, 2002 at 11:13 pm

    Some things just don’t need commentary

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  95. Anonymous says:

    March 24th, 2002 at 4:19 pm

    aahhh free from your anus…

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  96. Anonymous says:

    March 24th, 2002 at 8:06 pm

    Jump!

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  97. Anonymous says:

    March 25th, 2002 at 12:22 am

    Only when you can take the pebble from my hand, young grasshopper…

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  98. nathaniel vincent says:

    March 25th, 2002 at 1:25 am

    you guess how many pellets hit the ground before i do

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  99. cyberJ says:

    March 28th, 2002 at 9:56 am

    Crouching Hamster, Hidden Gopher

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  100. littlemermaid says:

    March 28th, 2002 at 6:22 pm

    what the hel???

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  101. meowcatchow says:

    March 28th, 2002 at 6:24 pm

    finally, your traning for running cars off the road is complete!

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  102. fool says:

    March 28th, 2002 at 6:25 pm

    hahaha! someone flung chipmunks out the window!

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  103. Furry says:

    March 28th, 2002 at 8:04 pm

    darn kids and their squirrel graffiti

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  104. Dumbass540 says:

    March 28th, 2002 at 11:00 pm

    Hey baby you better get down fast or else I’ll land on you and start F&*% you!

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  105. Anonymous says:

    April 2nd, 2002 at 10:09 am

    Contestants vie for position in the felching finals!

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  106. Jeremy says:

    April 2nd, 2002 at 4:29 pm

    How about my nuts to your face style?!?! Or my face to your foot style!??!?!

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  107. clifty says:

    April 5th, 2002 at 7:25 pm

    If we practise enough we are gonna kick those teenage mutant ninja kittens asses!

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  108. Hecata says:

    April 8th, 2002 at 6:37 pm

    Bruce Lee’s pet squirrel takes the championship in “Nature at it’s best” competition.

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  109. Don MatÈo says:

    April 9th, 2002 at 8:11 am

    Master Splinters past.

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  110. cmc says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 2:36 pm

    formerly of the chipmunks alvin and simon of the chip punks reportedly had a falling out over alvin advances towards simons girlfriend, giving her a big nut

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  111. Major Adventure says:

    April 22nd, 2002 at 10:45 pm

    After a futile search, they finally found the Invisible Man, dead in the wilderness, when vermin attempted to nest in his head.

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  112. Mike A. says:

    April 29th, 2002 at 3:09 pm

    Chipmunk Wresting Federation

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  113. _AK_ & tezza says:

    April 29th, 2002 at 7:38 pm

    wax on,wax off

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  114. asslord Jimpress says:

    May 3rd, 2002 at 2:21 am

    In a bucket, ret set set. Lloyds of London insures fists against stank from fisting, but only if blood is profuse and shit is smeary. why would i say that? I love to press the feces from my penis into my moms hair where my dad burns his plastic knee fix thingy. What do i say? I dont care why Jim goes fancifully into the world of fathering nickel-nutted children named Patrick Shiller (425) 836-0245 Call him he has the nickelest nuts ever, as they never descended into his scrotum which I licked once with a humbau. Tree pointing.

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  115. KDawgTheShit says:

    May 15th, 2002 at 7:37 pm

    And after the fight, the winner must run swiftly up this lubricated felching paper-towel tube for the grand prize!

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  116. gata51 says:

    May 25th, 2002 at 7:45 am

    What kind of beans did we just eat?

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  117. Ant says:

    May 25th, 2002 at 6:11 pm

    After being trained via the Matrix Jui Jitsu program, they began to practice their newly aquired skills.

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  118. joe sgambati says:

    June 3rd, 2002 at 12:39 am

    dude chipmunks dont smoke weed?…

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  119. Anonymous says:

    June 4th, 2002 at 5:29 pm

    Flying squirrel hidden chipmunk

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  120. yannibear says:

    June 4th, 2002 at 12:37 pm

    I told you the BEAN SALAD wasn’t a good idea for breakfast!

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  121. golfgirl says:

    June 4th, 2002 at 4:30 pm

    (Sing with me)…Everybody loves kung-fu fighting! Hya, Hya.

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  122. Mike says:

    September 11th, 2001 at 10:04 pm

    Fart in my general direction, eh?

    I am gonna bite your winky right off!

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  123. Inxply says:

    March 16th, 2002 at 7:57 pm

    I am the evil one !

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  124. Furry says:

    March 25th, 2002 at 8:09 pm

    Standing: HEY LIKE THE TATOO! Jumping: Thanks i copied you

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  125. Tyler Barton says:

    March 27th, 2002 at 9:20 am

    I guess they were overly excited about finally getting out of Richard Gere’s ass …

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  126. jar jar says:

    April 1st, 2002 at 11:25 pm

    hey it’s teenage homosexual rabid chipmunks. alvi, simone, teddy not pictured died of crabs;)

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  127. jay and silent bob says:

    April 4th, 2002 at 12:00 am

    I GOT A STEAMER FOR YA!!

    BONGG!!!

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  128. Angie says:

    April 9th, 2002 at 1:42 pm

    Yang, we are brothers. Let us not fight. The struggle between good and evil is strong. I Yin, can tell you this. I wish not to fight you but if I must!

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  129. Bart says:

    April 14th, 2002 at 2:02 pm

    UNITED AIRLINES

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  130. johnbi says:

    June 9th, 2002 at 6:00 am

    Oh my God, Bush is president!!

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  131. Mike says:

    April 12th, 2002 at 9:43 am

    …And the award for best action sequence goes to…

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