This submission came to me anonymously. It shows the trials of life, the internal struggle of man against an immovable obj…. oh hell I can’t do it. It’s a fat guy pushing a bunch of carts.
Cart Boy
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I can almost taste the chocolate cake! Only…..ten…..more…..yards!
Next time I’m backing my car up to the door.
In a cost cutting effort SuperValueFoods fired all but one cart boy.
Fatty fatty bo batty, banana fanna fo, er, fatty!
The little fat boy who could:
I think I can. I think I can…
3 for a dollar on twinkies. Billy stocked up.
i hate shopping for Thanksgiving.
Hnnnggreeeeeneennreerrrrrrrrrrrrauuuuuuuuuh.
Goddamn gremlins again…
After repeatedly falling off the wall, Humpty Dumpty took a job at Rainbow Foods.
Little did the slow fat boy know that the supermarket cart store simply couldn’t hold more than 2024 carts.
“okay Bob, I told you I could do it. Where’s my 5 bucks? Bob? Bob?”
He was never the same after the alien anal probe.
Gotta stock up! The FRITO LAY truck just arrived!
Where’s the book of world records?
This is what you get for stealing *all* of the next-door-supermarket’s carts.
FAT MEN GO PHALIC ONLY AT JEWEL SUPERMARKETS.
i need that much of carts to hold my stuff.. hmm..or maybe a second round later..
Pappy always told me.. “It’s not the size that matters .. It’s how hard ya push it!”
All these people didn’t return their carts, I thought I would help!
The myth of Sisyphus, retold in modern terms.
After ‘South Park’ was cancelled, it was the only paying job Cartman could find…
Here we see Bubba, just seconds before he hit the ground, which scientists believe was certainly a contributing factor in the massive Earthquake that struck this small town earlier today…
Possibly the greatest achievement any man can make is the 100 cart push into heaven!
hey! stop pushing on the front!!
I don’t know about you, but it seams to me that the this was a staged photo just to show the helplessness of fat people. Ha, funny, but you would think that this guy might start loosing weight after this public bashing…
It’s all muscle baby, wanna catch a movie?
Cletus was voted most likely to work at Wal-Mart in high school. We salute you, Cletus, for assuming your proper rung on the social ladder.
One size fits all.
I am ready for some tacos.
Wadda ya mean I coulda made two trips??
I hate my job.
True Jedis us Depends.
I love it when the script places the quote in the wrong area 🙁
Putting the carts before the cow.
twisted metal 9…..
Everyday the super market opens one our early so Big George can do his shopping.
Louie Anderson goes Twinkie shopping.
Mr.HOLMES OUT FOR SOME LUNCH! (hillview inside joke sry)
Fred takes the Gold in the Olympic Shopping Cart Push.
Next stop, Special Olympics!
Mmmm…shopping.
I think my wife can lay on this, now i need three more rows
Almost…there….maybe this’ll get me a world record…
What 51 homeless people are thinking…
“Damn, someone stole my cart.”
No wonder he’s in such good shape!
it’s ok tubs, it happens to the best of us
Tards always have all the fun
If you think the fat guy is funny, you should see the trampled old lady blocking it at the other end.
bobby’s parents never gave him a toy train
“I’m gonna get that possum!”
I think i’ll have enough room for all those donuts….
Billy had a plan: he’d been saving his pound coins for years – now finally he’d found a stash of trolleys large enough to get at least one trolley in every river in England.
That’s what you call bored on the job.
After cleaning crap off the bathroom walls in Walmart bathrooms for 10 years straight, John was finally promoted to senior cart manager. Sadly, he isn’t as good at pushing carts as he is at cleaning up other peoples’ shit, but there may be hope for him yet. Hey, at least he’s got a system.
Be all you can be!
After getting into the Guiness Book of World Records, Nathan Zamowe realized that everyone just skips past his page to get to the world’s oldest woman and the lady who never cut her fingernails.
Hey, isnt that your dad?
“damn, i KNEW i should’ve hired some employees”
Thats what happens when I get turned on!
Lothar did do battle with the horrible cart serpent as it emerged from its strip mall lair.
Bubba might have been a few fries short of a happy meal, but he worked hard for that $5.25/hr
Is it just me or is that guy stupid?
Don’t worry dear…we don’t NEED a quarter!
It’s Superman in an elaborate disguise lifting off with the illegal shopping carts, freshly smuggled in from Amsterdam.
wait so if F=ma, and f=un, and p=mv . . .hollllly shit i’m late for lunch !!!
I’m gonna fill these up as I’m obviously not on a diet!
It took Billy Bob a full 45 minutes to realize that Prankster Paul had slipped a brick between the wheels of one of the carts, bringing the whole wagon train and Billy Bob’s life to a standstill.
Centipede Unplugged
If Richard Simmons says I can do it then gosh almighty, I can do it!
Just gotta push a few more in and I’ll be set
i ate all the pies
I never go shopping for all of the neighbourhood again !!!
After his head on collision with that freight train…Billy Bob couldn’t work a real job so he went to work for K-mart!
Giving it his gastro-intestinal all, maybe, just maybe “Lil” Jimmy will get all the Pic N Save carts inside the store at once.
Eh Gad… Imagine the roids on that guy
John boy hearding the silver buffalo.
Looks like a certain someone wants first dibs on Episode II action figures!
Me hungry!!!
I’d like to see the picture at the backdoor
Father of a big family!
its funny cuz its true
I’m sick of these damn carts hitting my car!
Screw it–I’ll put’em away myself!
a huff… puff.. PUSH!!! a huff.. puff..
World’s Strongest Man competition reaches a new low in the poorly conceived “Shopping Cart Event”.
He’s not fat.. It’s the hernia.
Richard Simmons next tape “Sweatin’ with Cartboy!!”
i dont think its gunna fit…
‘Why over exert myself when i can just make one trip?’
someones hogging the twinkies
damnit Leroy, push harder!
Never mind, I’ll order online.
thoes 400 shopping carts we bought should keep the fat kid busy for a while…
Just picking up a few items for the weekend.
its so long
And this is a slow day!
IS THIS THE CONGA LINE ??
I hate it when these damn carts get stuck
“Mr. Macho can flex, but can he do this?”
Lazy!? Is that what you call me?
despite numerous warnings from upper management, Anthonee continued to do his physics homework on the job
They grocery store just showed an efficency video in the break room and everyone is pumped up.
Size DOES matter!
Shit, which one had the squeaky wheel again?
Talk about the size of the hernia this guy’s gonna have when he’s done!
I thought shopping online was suposed to be easy.
After shopping online for over an hour.. Cemore’s crdit card was no good.
Now he has to return the goods.
..just going to buy an x-box..
well let me do my shopping now
pushing for a promotion
Easy buddy, we’re paid by the hour.
it wasn’t till he had finished the job when he noticed that the carts were in the wrong store.
The grocery store gives birth!
I thought the caboose was supposed to be the best looking part of the train!
I gotta get my STUFF!!!
The Star Wars Kid at Work
Bitterly frustrated by the inability of his wife, Betty, to keep a “reasonable supply” of hostess Ding Dongs on hand, Big Ned decided to purchase every snack cake in Sam’s club. He would no doubt need many carts.
“yummmm!!! its dinner time”
“im as fat as a beast in my mothers swimming shorts”
AHHHHHH the David Jason carts are escaping!”
goddamn I need to go on a diet! deese fuckin carts are too much
Ghetto Limousine
hey MR.ENDLER i have your carts ready. do you want paper or plastic? i know you have a big race this week and i put money on the the other guy ..he is awesome!
i hate my life