Cart Boy
This submission came to me anonymously. It shows the trials of life, the internal struggle of man against an immovable obj…. oh hell I can’t do it. It’s a fat guy pushing a bunch of carts.
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August 12th, 2003 at 6:02 am
I thought the caboose was supposed to be the best looking part of the train!
September 1st, 2001 at 11:57 am
3 for a dollar on twinkies. Billy stocked up.
June 3rd, 2002 at 12:50 pm
Just picking up a few items for the weekend.
March 19th, 2002 at 5:50 am
Cletus was voted most likely to work at Wal-Mart in high school. We salute you, Cletus, for assuming your proper rung on the social ladder.
March 25th, 2002 at 1:04 am
If you think the fat guy is funny, you should see the trampled old lady blocking it at the other end.
March 29th, 2002 at 3:58 pm
Lothar did do battle with the horrible cart serpent as it emerged from its strip mall lair.
August 31st, 2001 at 2:28 pm
In a cost cutting effort SuperValueFoods fired all but one cart boy.
December 29th, 2001 at 12:51 am
He was never the same after the alien anal probe.
September 4th, 2001 at 2:12 pm
i hate shopping for Thanksgiving.
January 15th, 2003 at 9:29 pm
..just going to buy an x-box..
March 9th, 2002 at 10:51 am
Pappy always told me.. “It’s not the size that matters .. It’s how hard ya push it!”
August 12th, 2004 at 9:49 am
Bitterly frustrated by the inability of his wife, Betty, to keep a “reasonable supply” of hostess Ding Dongs on hand, Big Ned decided to purchase every snack cake in Sam’s club. He would no doubt need many carts.
October 27th, 2001 at 11:11 am
Little did the slow fat boy know that the supermarket cart store simply couldn’t hold more than 2024 carts.
October 31st, 2001 at 11:12 pm
“okay Bob, I told you I could do it. Where’s my 5 bucks? Bob? Bob?”
March 1st, 2002 at 10:31 pm
Where’s the book of world records?
March 7th, 2002 at 5:14 pm
This is what you get for stealing all of the next-door-supermarket’s carts.
March 15th, 2002 at 4:25 pm
The myth of Sisyphus, retold in modern terms.
March 18th, 2002 at 9:47 pm
It’s all muscle baby, wanna catch a movie?
March 19th, 2002 at 10:02 am
One size fits all.
March 19th, 2002 at 7:00 pm
Wadda ya mean I coulda made two trips??
I hate my job.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:10 am
Fred takes the Gold in the Olympic Shopping Cart Push.
March 26th, 2002 at 10:11 pm
That’s what you call bored on the job.
April 2nd, 2002 at 10:08 am
Don’t worry dear…we don’t NEED a quarter!
May 2nd, 2002 at 9:33 am
He’s not fat.. It’s the hernia.
July 26th, 2002 at 10:56 pm
Shit, which one had the squeaky wheel again?
August 31st, 2001 at 12:17 pm
I can almost taste the chocolate cake! Only…..ten…..more…..yards!
August 31st, 2001 at 4:10 pm
Fatty fatty bo batty, banana fanna fo, er, fatty!
January 18th, 2002 at 3:22 pm
Gotta stock up! The FRITO LAY truck just arrived!
March 8th, 2002 at 4:51 am
i need that much of carts to hold my stuff.. hmm..or maybe a second round later..
March 13th, 2002 at 12:43 am
All these people didn’t return their carts, I thought I would help!
March 16th, 2002 at 2:11 pm
After ‘South Park’ was cancelled, it was the only paying job Cartman could find…
March 16th, 2002 at 8:42 pm
Possibly the greatest achievement any man can make is the 100 cart push into heaven!
March 17th, 2002 at 11:10 am
hey! stop pushing on the front!!
March 19th, 2002 at 3:29 pm
I am ready for some tacos.
March 19th, 2002 at 11:51 pm
True Jedis us Depends.
March 19th, 2002 at 11:51 pm
I love it when the script places the quote in the wrong area
March 20th, 2002 at 7:47 pm
Putting the carts before the cow.
March 20th, 2002 at 8:49 pm
twisted metal 9…..
March 20th, 2002 at 10:49 pm
Everyday the super market opens one our early so Big George can do his shopping.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:55 pm
Louie Anderson goes Twinkie shopping.
March 21st, 2002 at 12:19 am
Mr.HOLMES OUT FOR SOME LUNCH! (hillview inside joke sry)
March 21st, 2002 at 1:20 am
Next stop, Special Olympics!
March 21st, 2002 at 5:21 am
Mmmm…shopping.
March 21st, 2002 at 8:34 pm
Almost…there….maybe this’ll get me a world record…
March 21st, 2002 at 9:27 pm
What 51 homeless people are thinking…
“Damn, someone stole my cart.”
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:57 pm
No wonder he’s in such good shape!
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:12 pm
it’s ok tubs, it happens to the best of us
March 25th, 2002 at 1:24 am
bobby’s parents never gave him a toy train
March 25th, 2002 at 3:45 pm
“I’m gonna get that possum!”
March 25th, 2002 at 9:54 pm
I think i’ll have enough room for all those donuts….
March 26th, 2002 at 11:57 am
Billy had a plan: he’d been saving his pound coins for years - now finally he’d found a stash of trolleys large enough to get at least one trolley in every river in England.
March 28th, 2002 at 2:07 am
After cleaning crap off the bathroom walls in Walmart bathrooms for 10 years straight, John was finally promoted to senior cart manager. Sadly, he isn’t as good at pushing carts as he is at cleaning up other peoples’ shit, but there may be hope for him yet. Hey, at least he’s got a system.
March 28th, 2002 at 11:21 am
Be all you can be!
March 28th, 2002 at 2:55 pm
After getting into the Guiness Book of World Records, Nathan Zamowe realized that everyone just skips past his page to get to the world’s oldest woman and the lady who never cut her fingernails.
March 28th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
Hey, isnt that your dad?
March 28th, 2002 at 6:42 pm
“damn, i KNEW i should’ve hired some employees”
March 28th, 2002 at 11:02 pm
Thats what happens when I get turned on!
April 1st, 2002 at 7:04 am
Bubba might have been a few fries short of a happy meal, but he worked hard for that $5.25/hr
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:05 pm
It’s Superman in an elaborate disguise lifting off with the illegal shopping carts, freshly smuggled in from Amsterdam.
April 4th, 2002 at 2:43 pm
wait so if F=ma, and f=un, and p=mv . . .hollllly shit i’m late for lunch !!!
April 5th, 2002 at 7:18 pm
I’m gonna fill these up as I’m obviously not on a diet!
April 6th, 2002 at 2:04 am
It took Billy Bob a full 45 minutes to realize that Prankster Paul had slipped a brick between the wheels of one of the carts, bringing the whole wagon train and Billy Bob’s life to a standstill.
April 6th, 2002 at 2:52 am
Centipede Unplugged
April 7th, 2002 at 1:53 am
If Richard Simmons says I can do it then gosh almighty, I can do it!
April 7th, 2002 at 1:56 am
Just gotta push a few more in and I’ll be set
April 7th, 2002 at 2:45 pm
i ate all the pies
April 8th, 2002 at 7:08 am
I never go shopping for all of the neighbourhood again !!!
April 8th, 2002 at 6:34 pm
After his head on collision with that freight train…Billy Bob couldn’t work a real job so he went to work for K-mart!
April 8th, 2002 at 9:58 pm
Giving it his gastro-intestinal all, maybe, just maybe “Lil” Jimmy will get all the Pic N Save carts inside the store at once.
April 9th, 2002 at 3:40 pm
Eh Gad… Imagine the roids on that guy
April 9th, 2002 at 5:00 pm
John boy hearding the silver buffalo.
April 21st, 2002 at 8:05 am
a huff… puff.. PUSH!!! a huff.. puff..
April 9th, 2002 at 9:00 pm
Looks like a certain someone wants first dibs on Episode II action figures!
April 11th, 2002 at 12:43 am
Me hungry!!!
April 11th, 2002 at 9:25 am
I’d like to see the picture at the backdoor
April 14th, 2002 at 2:01 pm
Father of a big family!
April 16th, 2002 at 12:12 am
its funny cuz its true
April 16th, 2002 at 7:32 pm
I’m sick of these damn carts hitting my car!
Screw it–I’ll put’em away myself!
April 22nd, 2002 at 10:50 pm
World’s Strongest Man competition reaches a new low in the poorly conceived “Shopping Cart Event”.
May 2nd, 2002 at 11:14 am
Richard Simmons next tape “Sweatin’ with Cartboy!!”
May 8th, 2002 at 2:40 pm
i dont think its gunna fit…
May 8th, 2002 at 10:06 pm
‘Why over exert myself when i can just make one trip?’
May 13th, 2002 at 4:10 am
someones hogging the twinkies
May 17th, 2002 at 11:01 pm
damnit Leroy, push harder!
May 23rd, 2002 at 1:15 pm
Never mind, I’ll order online.
May 31st, 2002 at 1:56 am
thoes 400 shopping carts we bought should keep the fat kid busy for a while…
June 4th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
its so long
June 4th, 2002 at 6:35 pm
And this is a slow day!
June 5th, 2002 at 10:10 am
IS THIS THE CONGA LINE ??
June 8th, 2002 at 2:12 am
I hate it when these damn carts get stuck
June 11th, 2002 at 3:20 pm
“Mr. Macho can flex, but can he do this?”
June 17th, 2002 at 2:55 am
Lazy!? Is that what you call me?
June 29th, 2002 at 7:15 pm
despite numerous warnings from upper management, Anthonee continued to do his physics homework on the job
July 15th, 2002 at 8:47 am
They grocery store just showed an efficency video in the break room and everyone is pumped up.
July 17th, 2002 at 7:54 pm
Size DOES matter!
October 5th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
Talk about the size of the hernia this guy’s gonna have when he’s done!
October 6th, 2003 at 9:08 am
I gotta get my STUFF!!!
November 17th, 2003 at 3:13 am
The Star Wars Kid at Work
November 23rd, 2004 at 6:06 pm
goddamn I need to go on a diet! deese fuckin carts are too much
December 19th, 2004 at 7:27 pm
Ghetto Limousine
September 23rd, 2004 at 10:07 am
“yummmm!!! its dinner time”
“im as fat as a beast in my mothers swimming shorts”
October 2nd, 2004 at 10:07 am
AHHHHHH the David Jason carts are escaping!”
February 9th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
hey MR.ENDLER i have your carts ready. do you want paper or plastic? i know you have a big race this week and i put money on the the other guy ..he is awesome!
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:30 am
i hate my life
August 31st, 2001 at 12:46 pm
Next time I’m backing my car up to the door.
August 31st, 2001 at 4:37 pm
The little fat boy who could:
I think I can. I think I can…
September 5th, 2001 at 2:46 pm
Hnnnggreeeeeneennreerrrrrrrrrrrrauuuuuuuuuh.
September 11th, 2001 at 10:02 pm
Goddamn gremlins again…
September 12th, 2001 at 11:32 pm
After repeatedly falling off the wall, Humpty Dumpty took a job at Rainbow Foods.
March 8th, 2002 at 4:32 am
FAT MEN GO PHALIC ONLY AT JEWEL SUPERMARKETS.
March 16th, 2002 at 4:45 pm
Here we see Bubba, just seconds before he hit the ground, which scientists believe was certainly a contributing factor in the massive Earthquake that struck this small town earlier today…
March 21st, 2002 at 11:55 am
I think my wife can lay on this, now i need three more rows
March 24th, 2002 at 9:43 am
Tards always have all the fun
April 1st, 2002 at 12:38 pm
Is it just me or is that guy stupid?
November 16th, 2002 at 12:00 pm
I thought shopping online was suposed to be easy.
After shopping online for over an hour.. Cemore’s crdit card was no good.
Now he has to return the goods.
February 8th, 2003 at 6:08 am
well let me do my shopping now
April 13th, 2003 at 3:06 am
pushing for a promotion
May 27th, 2003 at 1:01 pm
Easy buddy, we’re paid by the hour.
March 18th, 2002 at 9:30 am
I don’t know about you, but it seams to me that the this was a staged photo just to show the helplessness of fat people. Ha, funny, but you would think that this guy might start loosing weight after this public bashing…
May 28th, 2003 at 2:43 pm
it wasn’t till he had finished the job when he noticed that the carts were in the wrong store.
June 24th, 2003 at 1:51 am
The grocery store gives birth!