After most hominids had given up all hope of them ever winning a Series, the Cubs still managed to fill their seats with the few remaining Neanderthals left on this planet.
Jim knew he shouldn’t have gotten that job working as a tester for the local Rogaine factory, but he needed the money for his new hair transplant. Oh the irony…
Sasquatch, seemingly indeginous to the Cleveland area, was spotted again this week after a grusome blood bath at the Cleveland Indian’s stadium on Tuesday.
Tickets to local sporting event: $25
Hair-It-Goes Miracle Hair Grow: $300
Spilling it all over your back, missing your head COMPLETELY and having the balls to NOT wear a shirt: Priceless
the migration path of the north americans males hair is fasinating. Believe it or not, at one time this ape like creature only had hair on the top of his head, and his back was bare
I have that same awful gene, where you’re hairy everywhere except where it counts. Its two kicks in the teeth. It’s all I can do to fight it with Regaine and body waxing.
Add a Caption
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0
feed.
September 10th, 2001 at 11:08 pm
Yes, I shave my back with a Flow-bee
September 10th, 2001 at 11:30 pm | Promoted
Proof that your hair does fall through your head and out your back!
September 11th, 2001 at 12:03 am
What happens when you wash out your Rogaine to soon.
September 11th, 2001 at 9:14 pm | Promoted
chewbacca comes out of retirement.
September 11th, 2001 at 9:50 pm | Promoted
“Is it HOT out here, or is it just me?”
September 12th, 2001 at 11:31 pm | Promoted
The ultimate challange for NADS hair removal system.
September 13th, 2001 at 3:42 pm | Promoted
The missing link!!
September 13th, 2001 at 3:42 pm | Promoted
Maybe this is one of the terrorists. Yeti lookin’ bastard.
September 17th, 2001 at 10:09 am | Promoted
Is he wearing a yamaka? (sp?)
October 27th, 2001 at 11:19 am | Promoted
He finds out the hard way that bathing in Rogaine simply won’t make your bald spot disapear any faster.
October 31st, 2001 at 11:08 pm | Promoted
“It’s he hot in that sweater?”
December 18th, 2001 at 12:55 am | Promoted
Yes, I am hot.
December 18th, 2001 at 12:56 am | Promoted
Through the mericle of Time-warp photography, it’s Tim in 10 years. hahahha
December 28th, 2001 at 12:48 am | Promoted
Full moon tonight, eh buddy?
December 28th, 2001 at 3:04 pm | Promoted
“oh sweet jeezuz, please don’t let him lean back into my knees with his…OH MOTHER OF GOD, HE’S SWEATY TOO!!!”
January 4th, 2002 at 11:24 am | Promoted
When the NADS hair removal system met it’s match!
January 4th, 2002 at 1:08 pm | Promoted
What REALLY happens when you masturbate too much
January 17th, 2002 at 10:57 am | Promoted
Everyone knows if you do it too much, you’ll grow hair on your palms. Now we see what happens if you do it BACKHANDED too much.
January 17th, 2002 at 9:57 pm | Promoted
“Well that’s the last damn time I get a haircut after finishing work at the glue factory…”
February 15th, 2002 at 7:34 pm | Promoted
What the f@#%! Where did this hair in my drink come from….it better not be a pube!!!!
March 1st, 2002 at 10:32 pm | Promoted
the Gap.
March 6th, 2002 at 5:02 am | Promoted
PLANET OF THE APES!!
March 6th, 2002 at 3:53 pm | Promoted
They really should step up security at the zoo.
March 6th, 2002 at 9:51 pm | Promoted
They put WHAT hormones in this beer?
March 6th, 2002 at 10:10 pm | Promoted
I AM THE WALRUS!
March 6th, 2002 at 10:42 pm | Promoted
I wish I had some duct tape
March 6th, 2002 at 11:22 pm | Promoted
Why model airplane builder and a hairdresser can’t be together.
March 8th, 2002 at 4:26 am | Promoted
TEENWOLF III
March 8th, 2002 at 4:49 am | Promoted
should stop worrying else i would be bald in no time..
March 8th, 2002 at 5:14 am | Promoted
too bad the rogaine isn’t more area specific
March 13th, 2002 at 2:33 pm | Promoted
Yeah I tried Nair, but it gets expensive when I’m through my third bottle and only half done.
March 15th, 2002 at 4:33 pm | Promoted
Why I’m never a spectator at organized sports.
March 16th, 2002 at 8:19 am | Promoted
he’s the kleenex at the circle jerk!
March 16th, 2002 at 7:09 pm | Promoted
NO MATTER HOW MUCH HAIR YOU GROW ON YOUR BACK WE CAN STILL SEE HOW LITTLE YOU HAVE ON TOP!
March 17th, 2002 at 11:09 am | Promoted
darn baldness, I’m really thinking of a hair transplant
March 18th, 2002 at 1:20 am | Promoted
Rogaine $70 Comb 2$ Never having to wear a shirt again Priceless. Somethings money can’t buy, for everything else there’s mastercard.
March 18th, 2002 at 9:50 pm | Promoted
I’m growing it out for the winter, it keeps me warm.
March 19th, 2002 at 11:42 am | Promoted
When most people hit middle-age and begin losing their hair, it only grows out of their ears and nose. Larry always had to go one better.
March 20th, 2002 at 7:58 pm | Promoted
no, hes not wearing a sweater
March 20th, 2002 at 8:01 pm | Promoted
And you thought Planet of the Apes was a fictional movie..HA!
March 20th, 2002 at 9:08 pm | Promoted
YEHTIS LOVE BASEBALL!!!!
March 20th, 2002 at 10:39 pm | Promoted
That’s the last time I wear this see through wool sweater.
March 21st, 2002 at 12:52 am | Promoted
I’m not just a member, I’m also the president of the Fleece Blanket Wannabe Club for Men.
March 21st, 2002 at 3:17 am | Promoted
Gotta show off what ya got (left)
March 21st, 2002 at 4:11 am | Promoted
hah that’s a dumb looking kid
March 21st, 2002 at 4:22 am | Promoted
I didn’t realize that pet chimps are allowed to go to sporting events.
March 21st, 2002 at 12:01 pm | Promoted
I think he put the rogain in the wrong spot.
March 21st, 2002 at 7:35 pm | Promoted
“I sure wish I knew what people behind me keep laughing for….Must be some comic or something…”
March 21st, 2002 at 9:23 pm | Promoted
WHAT?
March 21st, 2002 at 9:24 pm | Promoted
You think my back is hairy? wait until you see my (yeah, you know what i mean) full bush
March 21st, 2002 at 10:35 pm | Promoted
(deep hick accent)
GOT DAYMN ITS UH BAAHR
March 21st, 2002 at 10:55 pm | Promoted
Masterbation: It’s not just for palms anymore.
March 22nd, 2002 at 4:57 pm | Promoted
He calls himself human but we realy know he is the MASCOT.
March 22nd, 2002 at 4:58 pm | Promoted
I thought it was a shirt!
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:54 pm | Promoted
Gives whole new meaning to the term “petting”.
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:10 pm | Promoted
body hair growth enhancer from Rogaine.
“have the biggest BUSH on your block”
March 23rd, 2002 at 10:28 am | Promoted
What a Wookie!
March 23rd, 2002 at 7:44 pm | Promoted
why there are already too many nudists.
March 24th, 2002 at 8:13 pm | Promoted
Hey, Chewbacca! It’s me, Han.
March 24th, 2002 at 8:15 pm | Promoted
Get a haircut, get a real job!
March 25th, 2002 at 12:58 am | Promoted
Cold beer!
hot-dogs!
peanuts!
shaving cream!
March 25th, 2002 at 1:21 am | Promoted
migrating hair
March 25th, 2002 at 8:02 pm | Promoted
On his yearly vacation bigfoot discovers a new pastime…
March 27th, 2002 at 9:24 am | Promoted
Until I saw that they ARE wearing glasses, I thought my mom went to a baseball game.
March 27th, 2002 at 9:44 am | Promoted
I’m going to give epil-stop this guy’s number. i feel he could take them places they could never dream of
March 27th, 2002 at 9:49 pm | Promoted
Damn, them there sasquatches are gettin’ braver and braver.
March 28th, 2002 at 1:41 am | Promoted
Shit honey…Did you refill my rogaine in the body wash bottle?
March 28th, 2002 at 2:52 pm | Promoted
After most hominids had given up all hope of them ever winning a Series, the Cubs still managed to fill their seats with the few remaining Neanderthals left on this planet.
March 29th, 2002 at 6:17 pm | Promoted
...and here we have a genuine American silverback. Move along children, the reptile house won’t be open all day, you know
March 29th, 2002 at 7:37 pm | Promoted
strangely, jim couldn’t stand pubic hair.
March 30th, 2002 at 6:34 am | Promoted
Dammmm
March 30th, 2002 at 2:34 pm | Promoted
yesterday…bigfoot decided to take in a game…
March 30th, 2002 at 7:18 pm | Promoted
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa!!
March 30th, 2002 at 9:41 pm | Promoted
Ch-Ch-Ch Chia!
April 1st, 2002 at 12:36 pm | Promoted
When did he have time to learn how to walk on two feet?
April 2nd, 2002 at 9:56 am | Promoted
Sunscreen!!!.....I don’t need no stinkin’ sunscreen!
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:45 pm | Promoted
hey man, i like your sweater. Is that made outta moehair or something?
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:49 pm | Promoted
how much is big foot worth now?
April 4th, 2002 at 5:12 am | Promoted
Is that legal?
April 4th, 2002 at 9:44 am | Promoted
i didn’t know it was possible to be allergic to other people..
April 4th, 2002 at 2:00 pm | Promoted
Lesson #417 for Teenage Boys: While it may be tempting, resist the urge the shave more than your face.
April 5th, 2002 at 5:45 pm | Promoted
masterbation not only kills kittens and makes hair grow on your palms 13 yr old jimmy found out.
April 5th, 2002 at 7:26 pm | Promoted
Chewbacca desperatly wanted to fit in.
April 6th, 2002 at 2:05 am | Promoted
I didn’t know that werewolves really existed…
April 6th, 2002 at 2:49 am | Promoted
I guess you didn’t read about the side effects of Rogaine.
April 6th, 2002 at 8:32 pm | Promoted
Looks like my ex…...!!!! My God….it is my ex!!!!!
April 8th, 2002 at 7:11 am | Promoted
you should see the front…
April 8th, 2002 at 8:58 am | Promoted
Furry man seeks lady with knitting needles to knit a sweater and live furryly ever after.
April 8th, 2002 at 3:07 pm | Promoted
Please doc, can’t we just take a little off the back and move it up top or something?
April 8th, 2002 at 4:11 pm | Promoted
At least I don’t need sunscreen.
April 8th, 2002 at 6:25 pm | Promoted
Jack be nimble jack be quick…that man has more hair on his back than most men’s dick!
April 8th, 2002 at 8:58 pm | Promoted
Macrame me.
April 9th, 2002 at 8:08 am | Promoted
That hairy bitch is blocking my sight!!
April 9th, 2002 at 9:17 am | Promoted
He is growing hair everywhere for that expensive transplant
April 9th, 2002 at 9:51 am | Promoted
WANTED
escapped gorilla
April 9th, 2002 at 10:45 am | Promoted
I’m to sexy for my shirt
April 9th, 2002 at 1:40 pm | Promoted
Shirt? I thought I was wearing one?
April 9th, 2002 at 4:38 pm | Promoted
So King Kong DID screwed that girl after all…
April 11th, 2002 at 5:59 am | Promoted
Got Fleas?
April 11th, 2002 at 2:50 pm | Promoted
Not quite long enough for a comb-over.
April 11th, 2002 at 4:30 pm | Promoted
Bigfoot comes out of hiding for a ball game, but the mockery reminds him why he hides in the forest
April 12th, 2002 at 9:51 am | Promoted
General admission ticket: $12.00
Big foam finger of your fave team: $4.00
Breaking out of the Zoo, and catching a ballgame: Priceless
April 13th, 2002 at 10:18 pm
An escaped middle-age gorilla watches soccer.
April 15th, 2002 at 9:15 pm | Promoted
Jim knew he shouldn’t have gotten that job working as a tester for the local Rogaine factory, but he needed the money for his new hair transplant. Oh the irony…
April 16th, 2002 at 12:23 am
yet another reason why clothes were invented
April 16th, 2002 at 2:15 pm | Promoted
Have you ever seen Reverse Inverted Male Pattern Baldness?
April 16th, 2002 at 2:16 pm
Have you ever seen Reverse Inverted Male Pattern Baldness?
April 18th, 2002 at 5:34 pm | Promoted
I think I need a hat, because this bald spot makes me very conspicuous.
April 18th, 2002 at 6:34 pm | Promoted
I’m too sexy for my shirt…
April 19th, 2002 at 1:51 pm
i love to feel a breeze in my hair
April 24th, 2002 at 11:34 pm | Promoted
FOUND: The link between humans and apes!
May 2nd, 2002 at 9:26 am | Promoted
Robin Williams takes in a Red Sox game.
May 3rd, 2002 at 4:35 am | Promoted
Mike took his love for the Washington Wolves just a bit too far !
May 6th, 2002 at 6:18 pm
......DAD!!!
May 8th, 2002 at 2:39 pm
Damn! One of the chimps escaped from the zoo again, where is my tranquilizer gun?!
May 13th, 2002 at 4:06 am
i think my wifes in there somewhere
May 15th, 2002 at 7:43 pm
Sasquatch, seemingly indeginous to the Cleveland area, was spotted again this week after a grusome blood bath at the Cleveland Indian’s stadium on Tuesday.
May 17th, 2002 at 9:12 am
And with a spark of genious, back-hair-gallore was founded.
May 18th, 2002 at 7:27 pm
Chewbacca was delighted to find out that the Padres did in fact have a wookie appreciation day.
May 19th, 2002 at 2:03 am | Promoted
Tickets to local sporting event: $25
Hair-It-Goes Miracle Hair Grow: $300
Spilling it all over your back, missing your head COMPLETELY and having the balls to NOT wear a shirt: Priceless
May 21st, 2002 at 3:42 pm
Scotty Howard Strikes Again ! ! ! !
May 23rd, 2002 at 5:58 am
walking velcro.
May 23rd, 2002 at 1:17 pm
Hair, there and everywhere.
May 25th, 2002 at 4:43 am | Promoted
Shit! The doctor told me that my back hair would fall out before my head hair.
May 25th, 2002 at 4:50 am | Promoted
Your telling me that you havent heard?!The new life size furbie!
May 25th, 2002 at 6:13 pm
Bigfoot’s big day out
June 4th, 2002 at 5:58 am
Yes! Nads for Men Works Just Like Nads for Women!
June 4th, 2002 at 10:49 am | Promoted
Some people should not go shirtless.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:17 pm
demonstrating his resourcefulness, man maintains a comfortable personal space in crowds.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:23 pm | Promoted
where do you stop when shaving your neck???
June 4th, 2002 at 3:29 pm
nice shirt
June 4th, 2002 at 4:13 pm
Is that angora sir?
June 4th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
Hey! where did my hair go
June 9th, 2002 at 8:05 am | Promoted
Charle realized that the fur coat was a littke too fancy for the ball park.
June 9th, 2002 at 6:18 pm | Promoted
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
June 14th, 2002 at 12:35 pm
the migration path of the north americans males hair is fasinating. Believe it or not, at one time this ape like creature only had hair on the top of his head, and his back was bare
June 17th, 2002 at 3:03 am
Well, my mother “sdudied” Chimps for 30 years…
June 17th, 2002 at 3:05 am
This guy washes his face and shampoos all the rest…
June 29th, 2002 at 9:51 pm
this guys proud he’s finished with chemo-therapy
July 16th, 2002 at 7:43 pm
The true definition of “ironic”.
July 26th, 2002 at 3:18 pm
Sadly, the president of the Hair Club for Men knew this day would come.
July 29th, 2002 at 8:05 pm | Promoted
Hairy guy: “Eww, look over there, that chick in shorts didn’t shave her legs! Is that disgusting or what?”
September 20th, 2002 at 6:52 am
wooow dude nice Tatoo…
October 5th, 2002 at 10:46 pm
A sure sign you need to move to a cold climate area.
November 18th, 2002 at 12:31 pm
it’s called nads buddy
January 10th, 2003 at 8:53 pm
Someone scrape the shit of his back
February 8th, 2003 at 6:04 am
that dam bold cure got everywhere except my head
March 18th, 2003 at 2:29 am
“I tried this new hair loss remedy and…”
May 28th, 2003 at 2:39 pm
youd think that with all the hair on his back he’d have a little more on his head.
September 24th, 2003 at 10:48 pm
Is his ass this hairy too?
February 18th, 2004 at 11:22 am
since when did robin williams have male pattern baldness???
February 21st, 2004 at 4:11 pm
UNCONTROLLED HAIR MIGRATION
September 8th, 2004 at 2:58 pm
All his hair is going South. Look at the bright side, at least he wore shorts…
September 8th, 2004 at 3:51 pm
...hmmm…is that my cousin Alfred…I didn’t know he was coming to the race this weekend…
October 2nd, 2004 at 10:14 am
Oops I’ve just spilled hair growth tonic on the man in front of me!
September 1st, 2007 at 1:51 am
I have that same awful gene, where you’re hairy everywhere except where it counts. Its two kicks in the teeth. It’s all I can do to fight it with Regaine and body waxing.