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Free mamos

I thought I would get into the spirit of Halloween with this photo. I’m sure many of you will be using this costume this year. It’s the perfect outfit to wear to an office party; hell just wear it all day to work – it would kill.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    October 31st, 2001 at 9:44 am | Promoted

    Come to papa!

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  2. Anonymous says:

    October 31st, 2001 at 11:18 am | Promoted

    Does someone have milk for daddy?

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  3. Larry says:

    October 31st, 2001 at 10:49 pm

    I am soooo gonna make this next year, but I think I’m going to build in a helmet is case chicks try to beat my ass!

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  4. Anonymous says:

    November 7th, 2001 at 12:54 am | Promoted

    I’m board certified, just plop those fun-bags up here.

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  5. Anonymous says:

    November 8th, 2001 at 8:18 am | Promoted

    Boooooobbbiiieeeeeessssss.

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  6. Anonymous says:

    November 13th, 2001 at 8:13 am | Promoted

    Hi. My name is shameless. It’s nice to meet you.

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  7. Anonymous says:

    November 13th, 2001 at 7:04 pm

    Gazangaz here please.

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  8. Anonymous says:

    December 17th, 2001 at 1:19 pm | Promoted

    What not to where at an empowered women mixer.

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  9. mike says:

    December 25th, 2001 at 1:05 am

    Cardboard box you stole from work… $0.00

    Aluminum Foil… $3.79

    Plastic surgery to fix how your face is going to look like in a few hours… $$$$

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  10. Anonymous says:

    January 4th, 2002 at 11:22 am | Promoted

    Sick and wrong, just plain sick and wrong.

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  11. Blarg says:

    January 16th, 2002 at 10:57 am | Promoted

    From the size of those cutouts, I’m thinking he’s headed to the Porn Star Association’s Halloween Party.

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  12. Mat says:

    January 17th, 2002 at 10:03 pm | Promoted

    Top Ten reasons why costume party family reunions were outlawed in Arkansas – Reason #1.

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  13. Snork says:

    January 18th, 2002 at 3:13 pm | Promoted

    but… there’s ALREADY a boob in there!

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  14. Anonymous says:

    January 21st, 2002 at 11:48 pm | Promoted

    This has got to work, I’ve been wearing it for 3 weeks strait, but I think tonight is the night!

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  15. Viehauser says:

    February 24th, 2002 at 2:51 am

    NNNNEEEEEXXXXXTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. brian says:

    March 3rd, 2002 at 12:22 pm

    100% natural.

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  17. Cletus says:

    March 6th, 2002 at 10:04 pm

    Please??? I don’t have the dollar tip for inside…

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  18. Eric says:

    March 8th, 2002 at 3:55 am

    AHH, FAMILY REUNIONS.

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  19. cecilia =) says:

    March 8th, 2002 at 4:28 am | Promoted

    FREE SIZE!

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  20. Anonymous says:

    March 9th, 2002 at 4:56 am | Promoted

    MISSING: Shallow man suspected beaten to death by small breasted women.

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  21. tvela says:

    March 10th, 2002 at 10:34 am | Promoted

    ...pan down for free Pap Smear apparatus…

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  22. Laxsmi says:

    March 10th, 2002 at 12:48 pm | Promoted

    What a Genius Looks like.

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  23. Anonymous says:

    March 10th, 2002 at 6:26 pm

    Trick or treat! Oh my, mom, i didnt know you lived around here…

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  24. Dan says:

    March 16th, 2002 at 2:36 pm | Promoted

    See, there’s actually room for THREE boobs in this box!!!

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  25. Porked Your Mom says:

    March 16th, 2002 at 4:39 pm | Promoted

    Oh, Thank God! I need you to get on your knees so you can check my ASS for lumps! I think I’ve got Ass cancer!

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  26. Steven says:

    March 17th, 2002 at 11:28 am

    “I also do Prostate Cancer Tests”

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  27. Southpaw says:

    March 18th, 2002 at 8:39 am

    The ONLY way to use your superpowered x-ray vision. Watch and learn, Superman!

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  28. Newt says:

    March 18th, 2002 at 10:23 pm | Promoted

    OK, I know this is a free clinic, but this is rediculous

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  29. Pimp says:

    March 19th, 2002 at 2:56 am

    Oh my god, I am a pimp

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  30. slc says:

    March 19th, 2002 at 5:45 am

    In retrospect there may have been better ways to spread the word at the feminist meeting about the need for mammograms.

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  31. shawster says:

    March 19th, 2002 at 6:53 pm | Promoted

    how to know when to change HMO’s

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  32. Chris Crust says:

    March 20th, 2002 at 9:34 pm | Promoted

    That looks like the science project I got an F on in 8th grade!

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  33. oni424 says:

    March 20th, 2002 at 10:41 pm | Promoted

    It was a great idea, but i shouldn’t have gone to the nursing home

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  34. Y2Khai says:

    March 20th, 2002 at 11:12 pm

    “I’ll even toss in a complimentary pap smear.”

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  35. Anonymous says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 3:21 am | Promoted

    “Yes the top of my head was removed yesterday—was of no use.”
    ej

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  36. Jack says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 9:27 pm

    Hope this one knows how to use soap

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  37. Jim Bob says:

    March 21st, 2002 at 10:51 pm | Promoted

    The sad part? That’s not a goatee.

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  38. Fat Seanny says:

    March 22nd, 2002 at 5:50 pm | Promoted

    He’s got a free yeast infection check installed down below.

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  39. Lou says:

    March 25th, 2002 at 12:47 am

    Those damn HMOs

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  40. Ron says:

    March 25th, 2002 at 3:58 pm | Promoted

    Boob in the box…lookin for more boobs to join me!!!

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  41. virtuoso guitarist says:

    March 27th, 2002 at 11:43 am

    FREE MO MORGAN!
    (check the url and all will become clear)

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  42. ryan says:

    March 30th, 2002 at 1:12 am

    (From the back, we hear)
    BEAVIS: Hey Butthead, where do we keep the tin foil?

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  43. Lay-Z says:

    April 1st, 2002 at 7:21 am

    WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT!~

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  44. Anonymous says:

    April 1st, 2002 at 12:28 pm | Promoted

    The idiot that wrote this:

    FREE MO MORGAN! (check the url and all will become clear) -virtuoso guitarist

    Must be friends with the idiot in the picture…

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  45. Reed says:

    April 2nd, 2002 at 8:34 pm | Promoted

    Not many people bought into George’s idea of the “Free Lunch Machine” at the Entrepeneurial Fair.

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  46. Adam says:

    April 4th, 2002 at 9:42 am | Promoted

    and what you don’t see is the guy behind him checkin’ his prostate

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  47. homo stupidens says:

    April 4th, 2002 at 2:05 pm | Promoted

    Men aren’t sick. We’re just really, really desperate.

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  48. Mr. Ramon says:

    April 6th, 2002 at 1:52 am | Promoted

    Put ‘em on the glass!

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  49. FoxTrott says:

    April 6th, 2002 at 2:09 am

    What a great idea! He’s a genius !!!

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  50. Pimp$hiT.ô says:

    April 6th, 2002 at 6:00 pm | Promoted

    Sign should read: “Place penis here.”

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  51. CloudNine says:

    April 8th, 2002 at 2:55 pm | Promoted

    Wait, hold on, let me clarify, females only PLEASE.

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  52. Hecata says:

    April 8th, 2002 at 6:11 pm

    And for you lactating women,you get a free milking!

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  53. Steven says:

    April 8th, 2002 at 9:33 pm | Promoted

    Yet another way to waste duct tape.

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  54. Anonymous says:

    April 9th, 2002 at 1:44 pm | Promoted

    And for your eighty year old women, the machine can lower itself!

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  55. -x- says:

    April 9th, 2002 at 3:49 pm

    wonder what the sign on his ass says

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  56. Anonymous says:

    April 9th, 2002 at 8:19 pm | Promoted

    Johnny was a big hit at the Porn Festival.

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  57. Mike says:

    April 12th, 2002 at 9:56 am

    I’m not only a member of the Morons Club of America(MCA), I’m also the president…

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  58. static says:

    April 12th, 2002 at 1:11 pm | Promoted

    The new boobytrap 2002. You can feel the difference.

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  59. Jimmyhat says:

    April 13th, 2002 at 10:41 pm | Promoted

    “Oh, real mature Hank.”

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  60. kittykat says:

    April 15th, 2002 at 11:19 pm | Promoted

    The universal invitation to get oneself bitch-slapped.

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  61. Fenris says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 12:38 am

    “define ‘shallow’”

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  62. babylon says:

    April 17th, 2002 at 3:42 pm | Promoted

    he likes those big veiny ones with nips the size of cantalopes

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  63. Geist says:

    April 19th, 2002 at 5:14 am | Promoted

    Although crammed with boobs, Billy-Joe was soon to realize his excursion to the Annual Lesbian Russian Chainsaw Fetishist Women Convention would not turn out as intended…

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  64. rick smith says:

    April 24th, 2002 at 10:01 am | Promoted

    should read “place dick in mouth”

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  65. Drake says:

    May 1st, 2002 at 2:50 pm

    And now waiting for the first 80-year old.

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  66. Karl Marx says:

    May 6th, 2002 at 9:43 pm | Promoted

    Why daddy is not allowed at parent-teacher night…...

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  67. Jocal says:

    May 8th, 2002 at 1:42 pm

    Costume inspired by “Girls Gone Wild”

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  68. monkey says:

    May 8th, 2002 at 2:22 pm | Promoted

    The last picture ever taken of Dale before he accidently attended the National Organization of Women conference instead of his 10 year Frat Reunion…

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  69. admviper says:

    May 11th, 2002 at 4:04 pm | Promoted

    The prototype for the new Hooters job application

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  70. Dre says:

    May 28th, 2002 at 6:12 am | Promoted

    Got milk?

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  71. Nerve Wrack X says:

    May 31st, 2002 at 2:54 pm | Promoted

    Little things please little minds.

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  72. Anonymous says:

    June 4th, 2002 at 10:51 am

    Great idea…I wish I’d thought of it.

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  73. Les says:

    June 23rd, 2002 at 7:27 pm

    Hey, its how Hefner started!

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  74. Nerve Wrack X says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 10:50 pm | Promoted

    After a whole weekend of playing Tomb Raider and guzzling Sprite, Melvin discovered a new way to find “the perfect woman”.

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  75. alan seaton says:

    June 29th, 2002 at 7:06 pm

    After his mom left the state and got an unlisted phone number, Charlie had to find another way to get milk

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  76. toad says:

    December 18th, 2002 at 12:53 pm | Promoted

    Sperm Donations in the middle back panel.

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  77. paul bonser says:

    February 8th, 2003 at 6:00 am | Promoted

    i prefer milk to beer

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  78. mike says:

    March 21st, 2003 at 12:21 pm | Promoted

    There’s still plenty of opportunities for 75-year-old women to get their thrills.

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  79. etl says:

    May 28th, 2003 at 2:35 pm

    John decided to try the subtle aproach.

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  80. sdb knox says:

    September 19th, 2003 at 4:34 pm | Promoted

    I knew President Clinton was working on a new invention.

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  81. ceedee says:

    January 18th, 2004 at 7:24 pm | Promoted

    The results of a wasted, masturbation-filled, misspent youth.

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  82. Andrew Anorak says:

    October 2nd, 2004 at 10:24 am

    Hmmm, can it be converted into a guilloteene

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  83. Fisher says:

    May 11th, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    The costume was clever, but probably not the best to wear to the Sunnydale Retirement Community’s annual Halloween bash, as Clark soon discovered.

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