Free mamos
I thought I would get into the spirit of Halloween with this photo. I’m sure many of you will be using this costume this year. It’s the perfect outfit to wear to an office party; hell just wear it all day to work - it would kill.
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January 18th, 2002 at 3:13 pm
but… there’s ALREADY a boob in there!
May 11th, 2002 at 4:04 pm
The prototype for the new Hooters job application
March 19th, 2002 at 6:53 pm
how to know when to change HMO’s
January 17th, 2002 at 10:03 pm
Top Ten reasons why costume party family reunions were outlawed in Arkansas - Reason #1.
October 31st, 2001 at 11:18 am
Does someone have milk for daddy?
April 8th, 2002 at 2:55 pm
Wait, hold on, let me clarify, females only PLEASE.
March 10th, 2002 at 10:34 am
…pan down for free Pap Smear apparatus…
March 21st, 2003 at 12:21 pm
There’s still plenty of opportunities for 75-year-old women to get their thrills.
June 28th, 2002 at 10:50 pm
After a whole weekend of playing Tomb Raider and guzzling Sprite, Melvin discovered a new way to find “the perfect woman”.
May 8th, 2002 at 2:22 pm
The last picture ever taken of Dale before he accidently attended the National Organization of Women conference instead of his 10 year Frat Reunion…
May 28th, 2002 at 6:12 am
Got milk?
March 10th, 2002 at 12:48 pm
What a Genius Looks like.
April 12th, 2002 at 1:11 pm
The new boobytrap 2002. You can feel the difference.
May 6th, 2002 at 9:43 pm
Why daddy is not allowed at parent-teacher night……
February 8th, 2003 at 6:00 am
i prefer milk to beer
September 19th, 2003 at 4:34 pm
I knew President Clinton was working on a new invention.
November 7th, 2001 at 12:54 am
I’m board certified, just plop those fun-bags up here.
March 21st, 2002 at 10:51 pm
The sad part? That’s not a goatee.
March 25th, 2002 at 3:58 pm
Boob in the box…lookin for more boobs to join me!!!
April 4th, 2002 at 2:05 pm
Men aren’t sick. We’re just really, really desperate.
April 17th, 2002 at 3:42 pm
he likes those big veiny ones with nips the size of cantalopes
May 31st, 2002 at 2:54 pm
Little things please little minds.
November 13th, 2001 at 8:13 am
Hi. My name is shameless. It’s nice to meet you.
January 16th, 2002 at 10:57 am
From the size of those cutouts, I’m thinking he’s headed to the Porn Star Association’s Halloween Party.
January 21st, 2002 at 11:48 pm
This has got to work, I’ve been wearing it for 3 weeks strait, but I think tonight is the night!
March 8th, 2002 at 4:28 am
FREE SIZE!
March 18th, 2002 at 10:23 pm
OK, I know this is a free clinic, but this is rediculous
March 20th, 2002 at 9:34 pm
That looks like the science project I got an F on in 8th grade!
March 20th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
It was a great idea, but i shouldn’t have gone to the nursing home
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:50 pm
He’s got a free yeast infection check installed down below.
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:34 pm
Not many people bought into George’s idea of the “Free Lunch Machine” at the Entrepeneurial Fair.
April 6th, 2002 at 1:52 am
Put ‘em on the glass!
April 8th, 2002 at 9:33 pm
Yet another way to waste duct tape.
April 9th, 2002 at 8:19 pm
Johnny was a big hit at the Porn Festival.
April 13th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
“Oh, real mature Hank.”
December 18th, 2002 at 12:53 pm
Sperm Donations in the middle back panel.
October 31st, 2001 at 10:49 pm
I am soooo gonna make this next year, but I think I’m going to build in a helmet is case chicks try to beat my ass!
November 13th, 2001 at 7:04 pm
Gazangaz here please.
December 25th, 2001 at 1:05 am
Cardboard box you stole from work… $0.00
Aluminum Foil… $3.79
Plastic surgery to fix how your face is going to look like in a few hours… $$$$
February 24th, 2002 at 2:51 am
NNNNEEEEEXXXXXTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
March 3rd, 2002 at 12:22 pm
100% natural.
March 6th, 2002 at 10:04 pm
Please??? I don’t have the dollar tip for inside…
March 8th, 2002 at 3:55 am
AHH, FAMILY REUNIONS.
March 10th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
Trick or treat! Oh my, mom, i didnt know you lived around here…
March 17th, 2002 at 11:28 am
“I also do Prostate Cancer Tests”
March 18th, 2002 at 8:39 am
The ONLY way to use your superpowered x-ray vision. Watch and learn, Superman!
March 19th, 2002 at 2:56 am
Oh my god, I am a pimp
March 19th, 2002 at 5:45 am
In retrospect there may have been better ways to spread the word at the feminist meeting about the need for mammograms.
March 20th, 2002 at 11:12 pm
“I’ll even toss in a complimentary pap smear.”
March 21st, 2002 at 9:27 pm
Hope this one knows how to use soap
March 25th, 2002 at 12:47 am
Those damn HMOs
March 27th, 2002 at 11:43 am
FREE MO MORGAN!
(check the url and all will become clear)
March 30th, 2002 at 1:12 am
(From the back, we hear)
BEAVIS: Hey Butthead, where do we keep the tin foil?
April 1st, 2002 at 7:21 am
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT!~
April 6th, 2002 at 2:09 am
What a great idea! He’s a genius !!!
April 8th, 2002 at 6:11 pm
And for you lactating women,you get a free milking!
April 9th, 2002 at 3:49 pm
wonder what the sign on his ass says
April 12th, 2002 at 9:56 am
I’m not only a member of the Morons Club of America(MCA), I’m also the president…
April 16th, 2002 at 12:38 am
“define ’shallow’”
May 1st, 2002 at 2:50 pm
And now waiting for the first 80-year old.
May 8th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
Costume inspired by “Girls Gone Wild”
June 4th, 2002 at 10:51 am
Great idea…I wish I’d thought of it.
June 23rd, 2002 at 7:27 pm
Hey, its how Hefner started!
June 29th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
After his mom left the state and got an unlisted phone number, Charlie had to find another way to get milk
May 28th, 2003 at 2:35 pm
John decided to try the subtle aproach.
October 2nd, 2004 at 10:24 am
Hmmm, can it be converted into a guilloteene
May 11th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
The costume was clever, but probably not the best to wear to the Sunnydale Retirement Community’s annual Halloween bash, as Clark soon discovered.
October 31st, 2001 at 9:44 am
Come to papa!
November 8th, 2001 at 8:18 am
Boooooobbbiiieeeeeessssss.
December 17th, 2001 at 1:19 pm
What not to where at an empowered women mixer.
March 9th, 2002 at 4:56 am
MISSING: Shallow man suspected beaten to death by small breasted women.
March 16th, 2002 at 2:36 pm
See, there’s actually room for THREE boobs in this box!!!
March 16th, 2002 at 4:39 pm
Oh, Thank God! I need you to get on your knees so you can check my ASS for lumps! I think I’ve got Ass cancer!
March 21st, 2002 at 3:21 am
“Yes the top of my head was removed yesterday–was of no use.”
ej
April 4th, 2002 at 9:42 am
and what you don’t see is the guy behind him checkin’ his prostate
April 9th, 2002 at 1:44 pm
And for your eighty year old women, the machine can lower itself!
April 19th, 2002 at 5:14 am
Although crammed with boobs, Billy-Joe was soon to realize his excursion to the Annual Lesbian Russian Chainsaw Fetishist Women Convention would not turn out as intended…
April 24th, 2002 at 10:01 am
should read “place dick in mouth”
January 18th, 2004 at 7:24 pm
The results of a wasted, masturbation-filled, misspent youth.
April 1st, 2002 at 12:28 pm
The idiot that wrote this:
FREE MO MORGAN! (check the url and all will become clear) -virtuoso guitarist
Must be friends with the idiot in the picture…
April 6th, 2002 at 6:00 pm
Sign should read: “Place penis here.”
April 15th, 2002 at 11:19 pm
The universal invitation to get oneself bitch-slapped.
January 4th, 2002 at 11:22 am
Sick and wrong, just plain sick and wrong.