Without a doubt, this has to be the best chair for a person home sick with the flu. There has been lot of emphasis these days on the home office, tele-commuting, and VPN’s, well here is the ultimate in computing/sour apple splatter ergonomics for the home.
For the new age business man. Includes leather seating, fax, cell phone, and computer with WinXP for all you’re Devil worshiping needs. Buy now and save $2,666. Not only that, but we will include one year of free porn if you call within the next 30 minutes. That’s right! One year of porn FREE! Call 1-800-ASS-MONKEY today!
As Clarance prepared for the upcoming protest, he could not help but reflect on how far the concept of “sit-ins” had progressed since inception in the 1950′s.
The downfall of notebook computers, wireless internet, palm pilots, cell phones, and anything else that’s sole trait is being able to move from one place.
For the ultimate internet porn freak… The DumpMaster 2000! Freatures a hyper speed DSL connection, a phone programmed with the best sex hotlines, and the hidden autonatic Kleenex dispenser for the extreme hobbyist. Yours for only $9,999.00!
And to his family’s dismay at the funeral, the cause of death is electrocution. One night as Jim came home drunk, he missed his mark and it cost him his life.
The office of the Vice President of Sales and Marketing at any American Corporation. Shovel shit over the phone, via fax, over the internet and, of course, the old fashion way!
“Behold, we have successfully infiltrated the executive washroom. Now, with any luck we will be able to see what makes this breed of beast tick.” “Be Careful Steve, these guys aren’t friendly…”
March 6th, 2002 at 9:44 pm
I can’t quite pinpoint the exact moment daytrading took over my life…
March 16th, 2002 at 6:43 pm
“Oh crap the toilet is pluged…” :: CTRL ALT DELETE::
May 24th, 2002 at 3:06 am
Worst. Webcam. Ever.
January 16th, 2002 at 10:55 am
…and when you’ve finished reading that fax, you can use it to wipe your ass.
November 18th, 2001 at 11:43 am
Bringing new meaning to broadband download!
April 12th, 2002 at 1:09 pm
Shit windows crasht again. How do I have to flush now?
April 22nd, 2002 at 1:06 pm
he’s twice as powerful as God, and by hell he knows it.
April 8th, 2002 at 5:59 pm
Do you….YAHOO?
April 9th, 2002 at 9:17 pm
Windows finds its true niche so so close to the crapper.
December 26th, 2001 at 5:22 pm
Oh no – where the hell is my MOUSE?
December 27th, 2001 at 4:33 pm
telephone: $26, fax machine: $50, computer: $799, being able to update your blog and win at slingo when nature calls: Priceless
April 15th, 2002 at 11:08 pm
For the new age business man. Includes leather seating, fax, cell phone, and computer with WinXP for all you’re Devil worshiping needs. Buy now and save $2,666. Not only that, but we will include one year of free porn if you call within the next 30 minutes. That’s right! One year of porn FREE! Call 1-800-ASS-MONKEY today!
June 25th, 2002 at 1:11 pm
Finally, the answer to “what do you get for a man who has everything?”
March 6th, 2002 at 9:25 pm
If I can just get the beer tube to work, I’ll never have to move again!
March 18th, 2002 at 9:56 pm
Is that an ergonomic toilet seat, because that could lead to Crappal Tunnel Sydrome.
OK, That was bad – I’m sorry
November 21st, 2001 at 7:51 am
Brings true meaning to the term throne.
December 28th, 2001 at 3:01 pm
“You’ve got mai-*FLUSSSSHHHHHH*”
April 11th, 2002 at 11:15 am
“Honey! We’re out of toilet paper again! And can you pick up some spare cat 5 cable? There’s something ON this one!”
April 17th, 2002 at 8:34 am
The day they flushed Stephen Hawking…
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:15 pm
there are easier ways to float your stocks…
Try senacot – made with 100% natural sena
April 29th, 2002 at 3:25 am
The Napper Crapper 9000.
November 19th, 2001 at 8:41 am
Plop plop fizz fizz.
January 14th, 2002 at 1:31 am
this model comes with the non-stick leather seat!
January 17th, 2002 at 10:06 pm
“I’m sorry, sir, I’m going to be late on that project. I’m having a data overflow error.”
March 10th, 2002 at 3:56 pm
Japanese Workflow Time Saver 5000.
March 12th, 2002 at 10:51 am
As Clarance prepared for the upcoming protest, he could not help but reflect on how far the concept of “sit-ins” had progressed since inception in the 1950′s.
March 16th, 2002 at 4:32 pm
What’s this Dave? There seems to be a big chocolate smudge on this report you typed up. I thought you were on a diet?
“I am.”
March 21st, 2002 at 10:50 pm
Simply called “The Homer”
April 6th, 2002 at 2:35 am
If there was just a fridge and microwave, I could live without my legs.
April 15th, 2002 at 1:13 am
Toilet 2.0.
May 11th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
Hey guys, I’ve got one:
http://www.pooping.com
or
takeadumpinanofficeandwipeyourasswithafaxandthendownloadaturdtoyourmainframeandquickstreamyourpiss.com
June 9th, 2002 at 9:56 pm
My teeff is super biteeeyy!
June 29th, 2002 at 7:03 pm
After numerous eyewitness accounts that Trevor was sucked down the toilet, it was concluded that he was taken out of the matrix.
March 20th, 2003 at 7:53 am
You can’t wait untill you see the pants collectible to this thing.
July 31st, 2003 at 3:50 am
The latest in office space saving. Now with the convience of a personal in-built loo.
November 16th, 2003 at 1:50 pm
mom i think i know what i want for christmas now
November 16th, 2003 at 1:59 pm
mom i think i know what i want for my b-day now
April 23rd, 2004 at 9:20 pm
Don’t bother me now; I’m takin’ a memory dump
November 19th, 2001 at 4:09 pm
Look at that hub or whatever mounted to the wall. IT looks to more than a temporary setup. Funny as hell.
November 27th, 2001 at 3:34 pm
Pooooooop.
November 29th, 2001 at 1:44 pm
Powerlunch=Powerdump
December 25th, 2001 at 1:01 am
Hmmm… now where is that rinse button…
January 19th, 2002 at 8:09 pm
Who CARES about the caption? Where can I GET one of these things???
February 17th, 2002 at 4:09 pm
Ideal for downloading porn.
March 2nd, 2002 at 12:12 pm
sneppah tihs
March 5th, 2002 at 7:01 pm
You’ve got hemorroids!
March 6th, 2002 at 11:32 pm
where is my coffee?
March 7th, 2002 at 9:11 pm
guy’s heaven! why not a fridge at the side?!
March 8th, 2002 at 4:21 am
R.I.P ELVIS AARON PRESLEY.
March 8th, 2002 at 8:13 am
The creme de la creme of shitty workplaces
March 10th, 2002 at 3:47 am
al bundy meets bill gates
March 10th, 2002 at 12:39 pm
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
March 10th, 2002 at 8:57 pm
The downfall of notebook computers, wireless internet, palm pilots, cell phones, and anything else that’s sole trait is being able to move from one place.
March 10th, 2002 at 11:49 pm
Where’s the toilet pap…. oh the fax machine. I see.
March 11th, 2002 at 3:13 pm
The future.. today.
March 12th, 2002 at 12:54 pm
The perfect place to be when your hot-as-hell tech stock takes a giant dive.
March 12th, 2002 at 5:21 pm
Never miss a day of work due to diarhea again!
March 14th, 2002 at 10:33 pm
Who needs the pink stuff?
March 15th, 2002 at 10:41 am
THAT, is what I’ve been wanting!
March 16th, 2002 at 1:34 am
Darn it I forgot to tuen off the web cam again…Sheeeeit!
March 16th, 2002 at 10:14 pm
I wish…
March 17th, 2002 at 2:09 am
Hold on…….. OK. You were saying?
March 18th, 2002 at 7:58 pm
The good news is, you have your own office now. The bad news is, no more eating at your desk.
March 18th, 2002 at 9:53 pm
I didn’t know you could order Immodium A.D. online
March 18th, 2002 at 9:54 pm
My dreams have been answered, wait where’s the TV?
March 19th, 2002 at 3:42 pm
Were can I ge one?
March 20th, 2002 at 8:48 pm
Now that’s a new meaning to an all-night gaming session
March 20th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
Hi Tom I just faxed overrrrrrrrr oh, some reportsss ah, that one is really stuck up there. You should see ah ah them in a few minutttes…
March 20th, 2002 at 10:02 pm
I need to get some laxitive from E-bay.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:29 pm
The ex-lax executive office
March 21st, 2002 at 12:05 am
For the ultimate internet porn freak… The DumpMaster 2000! Freatures a hyper speed DSL connection, a phone programmed with the best sex hotlines, and the hidden autonatic Kleenex dispenser for the extreme hobbyist. Yours for only $9,999.00!
March 21st, 2002 at 5:34 am
The best of both worlds.
March 21st, 2002 at 12:14 pm
Thank GOD the Paperless Office is a Myth…
March 21st, 2002 at 9:39 pm
Tokyo living space just got a little more cramped…
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:48 pm
All toilets now required to run Windows.
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:06 pm
When you realize you are wasting an hour on the toilet doing nothing, give us a call
March 24th, 2002 at 3:53 am
And to his family’s dismay at the funeral, the cause of death is electrocution. One night as Jim came home drunk, he missed his mark and it cost him his life.
March 25th, 2002 at 12:08 am
Finally someone puts Microsoft where it belongs
March 25th, 2002 at 12:11 am
This is for when you’re constipated and they don’t come out micro-soft
March 25th, 2002 at 8:31 pm
Step into my office….
March 25th, 2002 at 11:19 pm
My dad’s not gay.
March 26th, 2002 at 10:02 pm
Gotta get me one of those..
March 27th, 2002 at 6:08 am
Instead of Playboy, the ToilaCompu lets men look up REAL porn.
March 27th, 2002 at 9:30 am
where’s the coffe maker, that bathroom sucks.
March 27th, 2002 at 12:18 pm
“Not The Comfy Chair!”
March 28th, 2002 at 11:12 am
Get one of those mini-refrigerators, and you never have to leave ‘the office’
March 28th, 2002 at 2:41 pm
If my President doesn’t shit like this, then I want to know where my tax dollars are going!
March 28th, 2002 at 11:10 pm
The dream room for fat bastard in Austin Powers! (Keep in mind that a full sized fridge must be installed!
March 29th, 2002 at 5:46 am
People use laptops and cellular faxes and cellular phones in their car when they are on the go. They use this room when they have to go.
March 29th, 2002 at 7:42 pm
Wait how did they get a picture of my office??
March 30th, 2002 at 1:47 am
What will they think of next?
March 30th, 2002 at 2:07 pm
Jeff found that their were benefits to having a smaller office…..
March 30th, 2002 at 4:09 pm
….why does Freds office always stink?…
April 1st, 2002 at 12:26 pm
Homer Simpson’s wet dream come to life
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:26 pm
Nothing like working with your pants at your ankles.
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:43 pm
I’d hate tobe the company brown noser in THIS bosses office…
April 4th, 2002 at 5:57 pm
Apple Computers. Sit Different
April 5th, 2002 at 1:54 am
Hello, I’m Satan. You must be the Unibomber. We’ve got a special room in hell just for you…..
April 5th, 2002 at 6:29 am
This is how the top bunk of the outhouse (see picture of March, 31st) looks like from the inside.
April 5th, 2002 at 7:17 pm
I wondered why in America you have cubicles in offices, now I know why!
April 6th, 2002 at 2:25 am
Personal Computer:$1,500
Fax Machine:$500
Being able to make a phone call and look at porn while droping a duece:Priceless
April 6th, 2002 at 5:57 pm
Only if it vibrates…
April 7th, 2002 at 9:00 pm
takes “craptacular” to a whole new level
April 8th, 2002 at 4:13 pm
And you call yourself a multi-tasker.
April 8th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
This is the “Commodore Bronze package”. For an addiontal $200 we will throw in a web cam and a ventilation fan.
April 9th, 2002 at 5:23 am
A whole new perspective on working at home
April 9th, 2002 at 3:31 pm
For da kinky girl
April 9th, 2002 at 4:35 pm
Were can i buy this??
April 11th, 2002 at 5:48 am
The office of the Vice President of Sales and Marketing at any American Corporation. Shovel shit over the phone, via fax, over the internet and, of course, the old fashion way!
April 11th, 2002 at 4:11 pm
Great for that busy business person on the GO!
April 11th, 2002 at 4:19 pm
…Or, as I like to call it…Heaven….
April 11th, 2002 at 11:47 pm
“Momy, when I grow up I want to be a geinus like the the guy who invented that!”
April 12th, 2002 at 10:01 am
“Behold, we have successfully infiltrated the executive washroom. Now, with any luck we will be able to see what makes this breed of beast tick.” “Be Careful Steve, these guys aren’t friendly…”
April 13th, 2002 at 11:20 pm
now i know why women are always running off to the toilet
April 14th, 2002 at 6:36 pm
My toilet’s been upgraded to Windows, and now I can’t flush, I loose toilet paper when I least expect it….
April 16th, 2002 at 12:17 am
warning : sitting on toilet may cause inspiration of adjectives used to describe windows.
April 16th, 2002 at 3:18 pm
Welcome to Bill Gate’s office.
April 18th, 2002 at 1:20 pm
Better than being laid off.
Enron Employee
June 22nd, 2002 at 12:20 am
This is no joke when you’re daytrading every second counts. You either have one of these or shit in your pants.
April 22nd, 2002 at 10:19 am
Hmmm … No toilet paper? Ah HA!
C:\WindowXP
Now, just click on notepad, and PRINT! HA HA HA HA HA. This is genious, I’ll be RICH!
FLUUUSH
Ah damn it, now what do i do?
May 1st, 2002 at 2:44 pm
A place where a man can really get down to business….
May 2nd, 2002 at 9:12 am
Another .com down the toilet.
May 8th, 2002 at 7:12 pm
what?!? no tv?
May 16th, 2002 at 7:41 am
The ultimate dream for online gamers who like to work from home comes true.
May 23rd, 2002 at 1:19 pm
Forget Metamucil. This is a stool softener.
May 27th, 2002 at 3:51 pm
MS Office 2000
June 2nd, 2002 at 10:56 pm
Where’s the mini-fridge?
June 5th, 2002 at 12:06 pm
Man, and I thought I was excited about Doom III coming out.
June 22nd, 2002 at 12:23 am
Daytrader’s alternative to wearing diapers.
July 26th, 2002 at 11:08 pm
Jack off, Logoff, crap.
Jack off, Logoff, crap.
Lord, all I wanna do is shit!
October 6th, 2002 at 3:24 pm
A house robbed by a toilet chair…
November 6th, 2002 at 7:01 pm
Asa vom ajunge in curand:)
Mariana
November 6th, 2002 at 7:03 pm
Asa vom ajunge in curand
May 1st, 2003 at 10:31 pm
My god… O..n..l..y o..n..e fin..ger left to m..ove… must find refrigerator!
May 1st, 2003 at 10:37 pm
“now all we need is a stand…”
May 10th, 2003 at 11:30 am
I always knew I deserved a crown; but for this Mother’s Day, I received, “The Throne”!
May 28th, 2003 at 2:33 pm
there’s no cup holder, THERE’S NO GOD DAMNED CUP HOLDER!!!
December 20th, 2004 at 6:51 pm
nice compooter
October 30th, 2007 at 6:34 am
hello…
exellent…
May 17th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Fake.
April 14th, 2010 at 9:51 am
Shit they found me…
August 26th, 2011 at 10:16 am
“The Shit” in office furniture.
March 6th, 2002 at 3:49 pm
Okay guys, I know I used to have a spot of diahorrea now and then, but this is just taking the piss.
March 9th, 2002 at 10:36 pm
Now I can watch my porno the way I intended to.