Oh no, it’s a fan who’s celebrating his love of Transformers! I’d better come up with some childish insults, since I’m insecure about my own self-worth. Hey, look at that guy’s physical shortcomings! Ha ha! Pointing out someone else’s flaws always makes me feel a little less inadequate.
Page 24: Enjoying his retirement with Rodimus Prime running all Autobot operations, Optimus admits to “letting himself go” in an exclusive interview inside.
By popular demand, FOX brings back the original cast of Power Rangers for a Super Power Ranger Reunion, coming this spring. Shown here is Gary Biffledorf, the original Red Ranger.
Rupert Scott, son of tv personality Willard Scott sold himself on Ebay as a rare toy collectors item in hopes of meeting his lifelong idol, Gary Coleman. He was foiled at the last minute by a sharp-eyed security guard at Gary’s home in Denver.
Whenever superheros gathered, Lego Man always seemed to be an outsider, with no respect. Even Marvel Comics had turned him down. Eventually, he lost heart in fighting evil, and fell to pieces. Only Lincoln Log Man and Tinker Toy Man attended the funeral.
Ladies…. everytime you get the urge to reach for that vibrator and make yourself do something naughty… just stare at this photo for 5 seconds and be redeemed!
Hi my name is josh betson and i like to have gay sex with any guy around or if i’m not around any guys i also will go for some animals if your interested please call me at 1-304-496-9309
November 10th, 2004 at 1:40 pm
Oh no, it’s a fan who’s celebrating his love of Transformers! I’d better come up with some childish insults, since I’m insecure about my own self-worth. Hey, look at that guy’s physical shortcomings! Ha ha! Pointing out someone else’s flaws always makes me feel a little less inadequate.
April 19th, 2002 at 9:05 pm
Optimus, no longer in his Prime.
May 31st, 2002 at 11:28 am
I am Adam Ciacelli, this man is my Dad! He says i can be like him when i grow up!! I wanna be his sidekick and have gay sex with him!
April 13th, 2002 at 11:09 pm
i dont mind wearing the suit..its just pulling the damn 53ft trailor with my ass
June 9th, 2002 at 6:49 pm
All at once, Trekkies everwhere breathe a sigh of relief:
“At least I’m not that guy.”
December 15th, 2001 at 10:58 am
“I’m so glad my mom still makes my costumes for me, I’m so gonna get laid”
April 28th, 2002 at 3:44 pm
DAD????
March 31st, 2002 at 10:58 pm
Page 24: Enjoying his retirement with Rodimus Prime running all Autobot operations, Optimus admits to “letting himself go” in an exclusive interview inside.
December 18th, 2001 at 12:52 am
After another dissapointing turnout at the 13th annual transformer convertion, Melven walks alone - again.
March 21st, 2002 at 10:51 pm
All your donuts are belong to us
March 30th, 2002 at 9:19 pm
Picture in dictionary for “40 year old virgin”
November 19th, 2004 at 3:16 pm
I guess this is a picture of Holier than thou. Fatass.
March 16th, 2002 at 8:44 pm
When I stick my ass in the air and put my hands over my head I become a car.
January 10th, 2002 at 5:50 pm
Damn, look at the headlights on that guy!
April 12th, 2002 at 2:53 pm
TRANSFORMERS, Robots in disguise, for a good reason.
April 21st, 2002 at 11:43 pm
Optimus prime rib!
May 7th, 2002 at 7:26 pm
“Oh god, kill me please.”
March 19th, 2002 at 5:43 am
I had sex. Once. In the Seventies.
April 9th, 2002 at 9:32 pm
Obesetimus Prime, the reason why most cartoons are conceptualized in Japan.
April 1st, 2002 at 7:56 pm
The plate of Twinkies must be stopped…. no matter the cost.
January 13th, 2002 at 3:56 pm
This gig sucks, I’m going back to being a clown.
March 6th, 2002 at 6:51 pm
Another fond childhood memory… CRUSHED BY REALITY.
March 6th, 2002 at 9:47 pm
If this doesn’t get me a date, nothing will…
March 13th, 2002 at 2:30 pm
Help me! I’ve been trapped in this suit for 14 years and 65 pounds!
March 17th, 2002 at 11:25 am
behold, the new Supersoldier
April 8th, 2002 at 8:43 pm
Battlebots rage to save us from the evil forces of glutony….
April 30th, 2002 at 8:05 pm
Wrong Mac, there, buddy…
December 15th, 2001 at 10:41 am
I think my tupet got stuck in my helmet
December 15th, 2001 at 10:42 am
AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
December 27th, 2001 at 4:35 pm
Laugh as loud as you want - Rush can’t hear you.
December 28th, 2001 at 1:44 pm
Does this Optimus Prime costume make me look fat?
March 7th, 2002 at 9:44 pm
ah crap! megatron and his freaking schemes! lookat my head! i look like….hfddngkszaaS!
March 8th, 2002 at 8:09 am
Changing into only Cars and Robots? pshh, put that toy away.
This puppy changes from Monster Truck, to GOFOTRON, to Bernie the Freaky Neighborhood Trekkie.
March 9th, 2002 at 4:07 pm
IT’S MORPHIN’ TIME!!!
March 11th, 2002 at 4:57 pm
This is like one of those traumatizing Lego nightmares I used to have as a kid…
March 15th, 2002 at 4:19 pm
By popular demand, FOX brings back the original cast of Power Rangers for a Super Power Ranger Reunion, coming this spring. Shown here is Gary Biffledorf, the original Red Ranger.
March 18th, 2002 at 9:57 pm
Hey, I thought it was a cartoon.
March 18th, 2002 at 9:59 pm
Producer talks to Entertainment Tonight: Yeah, it’s been tough that our show got its budget cut by 95%, but were making due.
March 20th, 2002 at 9:28 am
Since McDonald’s got rid of their 9 foot clearance rule in the drive-thru, things have changed in the battle for Cybertron…
March 30th, 2002 at 7:12 pm
Its one of those transformer thinggys!This one turns into a slovenly 35 year old that lives in his mom’s basement and watches anime porn!
April 9th, 2002 at 3:55 pm
Will save the world for food
April 19th, 2002 at 8:40 pm
His body is real. The head is fake.
June 5th, 2002 at 2:11 pm
No I wasn’t very popular in High School…. Why do you ask?
December 15th, 2001 at 10:41 am
Talk about the wrong stuff!
December 15th, 2001 at 10:43 am
If the stay-puff marshmallow man and optimus prime had a baby…
December 15th, 2001 at 10:59 am
That is just plain wrong.
December 17th, 2001 at 1:16 pm
You just know I’m walking in slow motion with some bad ass music playing, you know - like at the Monsters Inc trailer.
December 19th, 2001 at 9:26 am
Hey! How did you know my name was Melivn?
December 25th, 2001 at 1:00 am
Kick me!
December 26th, 2001 at 1:29 pm
Here are the secret photos of the filming for StarWars 7, Jar-Jar meets Optimus!
December 28th, 2001 at 10:13 am
The Million and One dollar man.
January 4th, 2002 at 11:21 am
This man humms “Mr. Roboto” all day long.
January 6th, 2002 at 3:26 am
Tim told me he would get me on the Internet…
January 11th, 2002 at 12:29 am
Nooooo! Optimus has been scalped by the Native Transformers.
January 11th, 2002 at 12:46 pm
Look! It’s “Unsinkable Man”
January 14th, 2002 at 1:47 am
this is the LAST time i play a ROCK ‘EM SOCK ‘EM ROBOT!
January 16th, 2002 at 10:53 am
Nothing but Premium for me!
March 1st, 2002 at 10:27 pm
My dad is Fortress Maximus
March 4th, 2002 at 9:02 am
PEOPLE in disguise? That’s not right…
March 6th, 2002 at 3:47 pm
…and when I woke up this morning, I found myself unable to move any of my limbs…
March 6th, 2002 at 9:23 pm
You mean, this isn’t the Sci-fi convention??
March 8th, 2002 at 4:24 am
R.I.P. HAROLD M. BINGAMAN 1946-2002
March 8th, 2002 at 4:30 am
i’m sure i’ll be safe on that bike..
March 9th, 2002 at 4:40 am
Huston, we have a problem.
March 9th, 2002 at 4:48 am
This cardboard suit really chafs.
March 9th, 2002 at 5:43 am
transformers! they’re retards in disguise!
March 9th, 2002 at 11:12 am
I DON’T WANNA BE OPTIMUS AGAIN…
March 9th, 2002 at 11:29 pm
I used to have a trailer full of Twinkies to go with this costume, but I ATE THEM ALL!!!
March 10th, 2002 at 1:45 am
Rupert Scott, son of tv personality Willard Scott sold himself on Ebay as a rare toy collectors item in hopes of meeting his lifelong idol, Gary Coleman. He was foiled at the last minute by a sharp-eyed security guard at Gary’s home in Denver.
March 10th, 2002 at 2:37 am
“i ate daniel.”
March 10th, 2002 at 3:55 pm
Decepticons…..Prepare for your (burp) death!
March 12th, 2002 at 12:32 pm
Whenever superheros gathered, Lego Man always seemed to be an outsider, with no respect. Even Marvel Comics had turned him down. Eventually, he lost heart in fighting evil, and fell to pieces. Only Lincoln Log Man and Tinker Toy Man attended the funeral.
March 12th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
Damn, what year is it?
March 13th, 2002 at 7:12 pm
You don’t want to know what I have to go through to refuel….
March 13th, 2002 at 7:13 pm
So this is why they told me to eat lunch before I got dressed….
March 15th, 2002 at 10:40 am
I’m so stressed. I can’t pee in this thing and the pee valve won’t open!
March 16th, 2002 at 1:32 am
Call me a dork fer playin with toys… wait until I shoot my missle fists at em.
March 16th, 2002 at 2:18 pm
Rejected by the Justice League AND the Avengers! Maybe I should’ve lined up a new gig before I quit The Loser Brigade…
March 17th, 2002 at 2:03 am
After fifteen years on tour in Europe, Optimus Prime finally removes his mask and reveals himself to the world.
March 17th, 2002 at 6:35 pm
NASCAR - HERE I COME !
March 18th, 2002 at 10:24 pm
I didn’t know the AutoBots were made of PlayDoh
March 19th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
Autobot/Human crossbreeding experiments show that some things should never have been tried…
March 20th, 2002 at 8:32 am
Volkswagon reveals it’s latest model.
March 20th, 2002 at 9:26 am
Next Months Wizard Cover!!
March 20th, 2002 at 1:25 pm
Transformers, robots in disguise!
March 20th, 2002 at 2:49 pm
Wow, Optimus, you’ve really let yourself go?
March 20th, 2002 at 8:39 pm
Tubby Moron Power Bunghole
March 20th, 2002 at 8:45 pm
That isnt just wrong, its downright distubing
March 21st, 2002 at 5:38 pm
How you ladies doin’?
March 20th, 2002 at 10:26 pm
I really am more than meets the eye!
March 21st, 2002 at 12:41 am
Optimus learns to transform into a bald, overweight, middle-aged virgin.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:15 am
Damn, I missed the Tron convention. And after I went to all the trouble to make this great costume!
March 21st, 2002 at 1:19 am
Now where did I put my keys??????
March 21st, 2002 at 3:24 am
What firefighters were forced to wear BEFORE people realized HOW priceless they are!
March 21st, 2002 at 5:36 am
How do I look?
March 21st, 2002 at 10:33 pm
transformers… fat guys in desguise
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:40 am
I lost my mommie
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:24 am
when i grow up i wanna be just like optimus prime WHICH IS NOT LIKE THIS GUY
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:46 pm
Now that’s what I call fitting a round peg in a square costume.
March 23rd, 2002 at 7:32 pm
Even furries make fun of this guy.
March 24th, 2002 at 4:00 am
Armed with his +9 sword of ogre slaying, the level 21 cleric Daffledorf prepared to defeat the Burgerbeast with his bare teeth.
March 25th, 2002 at 12:07 am
The transformers, fat slobs in disguise
March 26th, 2002 at 12:51 pm
Unfortunately this FDNY officer was hiding under his bed screaming “MOMMY” on september 11….he peed on her carpet and now lives on the streets….
March 26th, 2002 at 9:50 pm
The newest crime fighter, “Captain ‘Never Will Get Laid’” saves the day.
March 27th, 2002 at 7:00 pm
As they left the stage of the new hit Broadway show “The Transformers,” Gary took a moment to bask in the glory.
March 28th, 2002 at 11:11 am
FLAMER!
March 28th, 2002 at 11:35 pm
Bill Gates does not think you are a cooperating business partner.
March 30th, 2002 at 4:08 pm
It’s apparent that George never listened when people said…”You’ll never pick up chicks like that”…
April 1st, 2002 at 10:09 pm
Know your devious bastards, boy…know your devious bastards.
April 1st, 2002 at 11:21 pm
this is my dad or was that he ate my dad
April 2nd, 2002 at 12:42 pm
When the “Headmaster” technology went wrong.
April 2nd, 2002 at 2:02 pm
“Sold to the man in the extravagant hat!”
April 2nd, 2002 at 4:33 pm
TRANSFORM, FAT MAN MODE!
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:30 pm
Why parents insist their kids grow up.
April 2nd, 2002 at 9:15 pm
Look into my breasts for the secret of your father…
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:58 pm
With my Lv. 74 warrior with his Dragonfang armor and his weapons forged by the dwarves of Honlock I shall slay you!
April 4th, 2002 at 9:39 am
Will you be my friend?
April 4th, 2002 at 2:10 pm
Chicks dig anachronistic medieval mock warfare.
April 6th, 2002 at 1:48 am
Did anyone ever see The Transformers Movie when Optimus Prime says “shit!” That was cool.
April 6th, 2002 at 2:33 am
TeamsterTubby
April 6th, 2002 at 5:55 pm
Just by the looks of me can you honestly tell i work at Convergy’s?
April 7th, 2002 at 1:27 am
Ladies…. everytime you get the urge to reach for that vibrator and make yourself do something naughty… just stare at this photo for 5 seconds and be redeemed!
April 8th, 2002 at 5:57 pm
Thats why some mother’s leave their new-born’s in dumpsters!
April 8th, 2002 at 8:44 pm
Hello… Jenny Craig… it’s me, Optimus PrimeRib
April 9th, 2002 at 1:32 am
Hey, baby– guess what ELSE here transforms…
April 9th, 2002 at 7:50 am
My boyfriend says I look hunky in this outfit
April 9th, 2002 at 9:18 am
Chubby wanna play…
April 9th, 2002 at 9:46 am
new powerrangers
April 9th, 2002 at 3:29 pm
It’s my face….They could not help me with my face, the said…It’s my face…
April 11th, 2002 at 5:46 am
So THIS is how come the Matrix couldn’t save him in HIS darkest hour…
April 11th, 2002 at 4:18 pm
The last episode of Transformers, Optimus Prime finally reveals his true identity
April 12th, 2002 at 10:03 am
Well, that ruins my hopes of becoming a transformer
April 14th, 2002 at 8:05 pm
Hi my name is josh betson and i like to have gay sex with any guy around or if i’m not around any guys i also will go for some animals if your interested please call me at 1-304-496-9309
April 15th, 2002 at 5:36 pm
Everyone knows ‘robocop’ was originaly a Polish production.
April 15th, 2002 at 10:59 pm
Look! It’s a pig. It’s a balloon! No, It’s the Rainbow Warrior!
April 15th, 2002 at 11:39 pm
My ultra-solid bulletproof costume will keep me safe as i rob this…wait, donut break.
April 16th, 2002 at 3:36 pm
so how did you that I live in my parent’s basement?
April 18th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
If you think I’m sexy, and you want my body, come on sugar let me know…
April 20th, 2002 at 5:07 pm
Look its the rejected Power Ranger
April 24th, 2002 at 11:50 pm
I dress myself!
April 26th, 2002 at 1:54 pm
there gos the fag that raped the blue power ranger
April 26th, 2002 at 2:24 pm
“RUN, Bumble Bee, Run! He’s got the mask off and the lube on! You know what that means! RUN!”
April 26th, 2002 at 4:14 pm
have you seen my baseball?
May 3rd, 2002 at 11:04 am
Boy, I hope they don’t pull out a jump scale on my ass.
May 6th, 2002 at 9:28 pm
He did yoga for 15 years so he oculd actually transform….upon witnessing this feat eveyone in the room commited suicide.
May 7th, 2002 at 9:08 am
Just on my way to Gabriel Park for D & D Saturday
May 7th, 2002 at 7:03 pm
Getting ready for the Verace retrospective.
May 13th, 2002 at 4:24 am
i recived £3000 from claims direct after falling into the packaging machine at work
May 17th, 2002 at 11:05 pm
I know you think its silly honey, but going to the power ranger convention is important to ME
May 23rd, 2002 at 2:14 pm
high school football homecoming again??
May 29th, 2002 at 1:38 pm
It’s my first day of kindergarten and my mom said i could get dressed all by MYSELF! Don’t i look GREAT!!
May 30th, 2002 at 11:46 am
Maybe Star Wars fans aren’t so bad…
May 30th, 2002 at 7:31 pm
NEW! life size rockem sockem robots! Comes complete with a human inside so u can here them squeel!
June 2nd, 2002 at 10:24 pm
Transformers: virgins in disguise!
June 4th, 2002 at 9:22 am
my name is dan454 from the DMN football forum and i just wanted to show all you people calling me a liar my chinese boxing outfit!
doubt me no more!
June 4th, 2002 at 4:59 pm
“Damn! Too…fat…to transform!”
June 5th, 2002 at 12:10 pm
I think that this will really, really help me get over the Optimus death scene in Transformers: The Movie.
June 9th, 2002 at 9:26 am
What a Sex Machine!!!
I want to buy it!
June 9th, 2002 at 10:20 am
Michael Skakel tries the insanity defense on appeal.
June 9th, 2002 at 3:02 pm
Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbuilt.
June 9th, 2002 at 6:08 pm
MICHAEL?! Is that you?!
June 9th, 2002 at 9:35 pm
What it’s the New Tommy line
June 11th, 2002 at 1:17 am
john ruins his chances of appearing on the next transformers boxset by wearing this homemade costume
June 29th, 2002 at 2:53 pm
They told me this was the only way to get into Japan
June 30th, 2002 at 3:31 am
Is he looking for that chubby Jedi?
July 2nd, 2002 at 7:53 am
optimus knew his addiction with energon cubes would catch up with him one day
July 11th, 2002 at 3:16 am
I didn’t wanna grow out of my childhood haloween costume so I just stayed inside it, shit I’m choking………mom?
July 15th, 2002 at 8:40 am
what any kid wants at his birthday party.