Big Red
I have a feeling that this poor man in the durex suit is going to get used and abused any moment now.
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January 10th, 2002 at 10:12 pm
Are you touching me? Cause I can’t feel a god damn thing in this suit!
March 21st, 2002 at 12:08 am
The one that didn’t make it to the kids… Dildomon! A Pokemon with sex appeal and looks, its bound to become rare!
March 18th, 2002 at 7:54 pm
Bob’s third wish to be “surrounded by pussy” is horribly misinterpreted by the genie.
February 21st, 2002 at 10:21 am
Hello Kitty’s pimp shows off his new bitches.
April 11th, 2002 at 6:07 pm
jeffrey belived in very very very safe sex
October 8th, 2002 at 7:08 pm
“Jungle Cock Fever” started catching in Asia…
January 16th, 2002 at 12:39 am
Muffled voice from inside condom suit - I knew this suit would work. Finnally girls look at me and think about sex.
March 17th, 2002 at 11:04 am
I’m naked in this costume
March 20th, 2002 at 10:40 pm
Pokemon characters that didn’t make it to america
April 11th, 2002 at 4:08 pm
Turning Japaneese, I think I’m turning Japaneese, I really think so!
March 17th, 2002 at 2:36 am
Yeah, hug me. OK, now jump up and down. That’s it…
February 24th, 2002 at 12:48 pm
Rook at me! I’m the condom man! Herro!
January 12th, 2002 at 1:32 pm
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!
March 25th, 2002 at 12:04 am
who said there were no big dicks in asia?
March 13th, 2002 at 2:29 pm
So what if I stole the idea from Naked Gun.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:22 am
The biggest thing to hit Japan since Godzilla.
April 1st, 2002 at 10:29 am
Now sponsering “Hooker Hill” in Iteawon, Seoul, South Korea…Durex brand condums..
May 2nd, 2002 at 3:13 am
stuck between japanese girls and a hard spot….
June 29th, 2002 at 3:00 pm
Hyoshi isnt sure she wants to participate in the next event of the japanese reality show “Hey it’s not impossible”(english translation)
October 8th, 2002 at 7:10 pm
Dulex condoms is vely vely stlong…stlonga den godzirra!
January 14th, 2002 at 6:18 am
No words could describe the thrill of Ms. Condom when she found out that she had won the Miss Japan competition.
April 2nd, 2002 at 1:22 pm
philipene sex shows take a sad twist
January 16th, 2002 at 10:49 am
The Japanese couldn’t even take their space program seriously.
March 2nd, 2002 at 9:18 pm
Born ready!
March 4th, 2002 at 4:47 am
Since when do the Japanese use contraceptives?
Have u looked at their population lately?
March 6th, 2002 at 4:56 am
A prick and his chicks
March 8th, 2002 at 4:20 am
AND YOU THOUGHT THAT GAY TELLITUBBY WAS OFFENSIVE.
March 12th, 2002 at 5:19 pm
Condom Man: First thing tomorrow, I’m callin Kelly Services!
March 20th, 2002 at 9:14 pm
under this costume is a huge dick
March 21st, 2002 at 6:25 am
These five Princesses are looking for the Prince that’ll fit this “slipper”!
March 30th, 2002 at 3:35 pm
where do I apply for this job?
April 8th, 2002 at 5:50 pm
Cum here…BIG boy!
April 8th, 2002 at 8:35 pm
Pleasure, Pleasure Will Robinson
April 13th, 2002 at 10:48 pm
“Now, learning Japanese:
#1 - Durex Escort Service
#2…”
May 6th, 2002 at 9:52 pm
Mothra just felt awkward fighting this one
May 23rd, 2002 at 2:04 pm
massagy massagy??
October 8th, 2002 at 7:12 pm
Me rika de flied lice and basebarr! Fast Barr ovel de prate! Pray barr!
May 28th, 2003 at 2:30 pm
4 out of 5 asian hookers prefer durex to all leading competition.
February 21st, 2004 at 4:29 pm
why are the girls wearing cloths
January 11th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
Dure’ the Durex man was a big hit at the Porn Star convention; however, he didn’t fair as well at the Vergin Convention.
March 3rd, 2002 at 6:38 am
Hey, stop pulling me! There’s enough for everyone!
March 3rd, 2002 at 12:19 pm
all your base are belong to us.
March 6th, 2002 at 9:19 pm
This is false advertising; i’ve used and asian made condom; imagine being strangled from the top of your head to your belly button… then you penetrate and it breaks; SWEET FREEDOM
March 7th, 2002 at 4:42 am
oh, stop it girls, you made me all blushed
March 10th, 2002 at 1:51 am
No! Don’t pull that finger, you fool! That’s Durex man!
March 10th, 2002 at 12:46 pm
what heaven looks like.
March 10th, 2002 at 11:49 pm
oversized… For her pleasure
March 11th, 2002 at 4:59 am
condoms — now with eyelashes, for her pleasure…
March 15th, 2002 at 10:39 am
“This proves that we are not virgins”.
March 20th, 2002 at 9:07 pm
Don’t piss him off
March 21st, 2002 at 12:42 am
What a dick.
March 21st, 2002 at 5:16 am
it’s a condom mascot? pokemon? wow. you’re so original. rolls eyes
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:31 am
Pull my tip.
March 22nd, 2002 at 4:45 pm
The Japaneese All-girl college got a lot of money after adding the giant Dildo in the Gym
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:45 pm
Luckiest mascot ever.
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:41 pm
Jacky Chans promo for his new movie “Operation Condum”.
March 23rd, 2002 at 7:23 pm
What the rest of the captioners don’t know is that this is the third most popular children’s show in Japan. After Happy Fun Hour and Baywatch.
March 28th, 2002 at 11:09 am
“‘Scuse me while I whip this out.”
Blazing Saddles
March 29th, 2002 at 1:13 pm
What no one seems to realize is that this is actually a promo for Durex’s newest line of baby bottles, not to be at all confused with their line of cartoonish, neon, child-targeted prophylactic campaign…
In either case, nubile asian women are capable of selling anything.
March 30th, 2002 at 7:33 pm
the Trojan man’s got competition…
April 1st, 2002 at 7:15 am
Some folks can be such a dick
April 4th, 2002 at 9:37 am
DAMN! I was hoping the scat mascot was coming today.. he’s always throwing shit around
April 4th, 2002 at 2:15 pm
PBS’ creative team fired after flop of “Telechubbies”.
April 5th, 2002 at 1:57 am
me so horny. me love you long time,
April 6th, 2002 at 1:44 am
G.I., you want numba one poom poom? Me lof you long time!
April 6th, 2002 at 8:05 am
pokeyman
April 6th, 2002 at 8:06 am
or pokey”wo”man (for accuracy, there are eyelashes afterall)
April 7th, 2002 at 3:03 am
Remember to use the protection.. USe DUREX #1!!!!!
April 7th, 2002 at 3:55 am
They are just warning you that they have HIV.
April 8th, 2002 at 2:46 pm
Alright, that’s it, I’m moving to Japan.
April 9th, 2002 at 7:59 am
Wanna know where i’ve been?
April 10th, 2002 at 7:17 pm
One of these things is not like the other one (Sesame Street game)
April 11th, 2002 at 5:39 am
These chicks wish they could find a dude in their neighborhood that could fit this bad boy!
April 11th, 2002 at 3:21 pm
And how does one become a spokesmodel?
April 12th, 2002 at 10:06 am
Holy F***!!! I know that Dude!
April 16th, 2002 at 12:07 am
wow, psychadelic acid flashback man
April 29th, 2002 at 3:44 am
China’a anti pregnacy campain!
April 29th, 2002 at 8:02 pm
maybe it’s me… but is that a giant CONDOM or something else…? heh
May 2nd, 2002 at 9:06 am
Guaranteed not to leave one Pearl in her Harbor.
May 6th, 2002 at 9:53 pm
Canadian tourist
May 8th, 2002 at 6:16 pm
It’s not just about a codom ad, it’s also about making every man everywhere feel a little inadequate
June 4th, 2002 at 4:44 pm
women LOVE dickheads
June 9th, 2002 at 9:00 am
Sometimes it pays to be a dickhead
June 29th, 2002 at 2:57 pm
ladies, ladies, forget the introductions; I’m going to be inside all of you soon enough.
June 30th, 2002 at 4:16 am
From episode 1 of the revived “Pink Lady and Jeff” show: chorus girls and dancing condom about to sing “Song of Pleasant Safe Love”
July 26th, 2002 at 11:11 pm
OHHHHHHH, you have very much large a dicky sonnn…
September 20th, 2002 at 6:45 am
Eat UR heart out Steely Dan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 21st, 2002 at 10:10 am
Pink Durex Ranger still had some trouble with taking the human phorm again
October 8th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
The girls hanging around the all new: “Black-Sized condom”, the only condom designed specifically for the black race.
October 8th, 2002 at 7:53 pm
Have no fear, Captain Condom is here.
October 8th, 2002 at 7:54 pm
“Look out! I’m about to explode!”
February 8th, 2003 at 5:52 am
hi girls let me show you how it done
February 14th, 2003 at 6:33 am
Most People said that the new dildo was just a little bit too big…..
May 5th, 2003 at 9:30 pm
YUMM
May 5th, 2003 at 9:32 pm
Dont push ladies thers plenty to go around
July 22nd, 2003 at 1:35 pm
soooo goood
October 30th, 2004 at 5:42 am
Good thing I didn’t tell these girls about that rose bush…
January 27th, 2005 at 8:44 am
Oasis Escort if you look for high-class goodlooking or nice sexy ladies at
your hotel in all discretion to make your dream come true. The quickest
service in Amsterdam.
January 10th, 2002 at 5:46 pm
Yer all smiling now, but in a few minutes yall’l be cryin’.
January 10th, 2002 at 9:34 pm
Heh-Heh… Pull this…
January 11th, 2002 at 12:13 am
Hi. My friends call me big shooter.
January 11th, 2002 at 12:29 am
The flavored ones are my favorite.
March 6th, 2002 at 3:44 pm
I may look like an big fat red idiot, but I’ve been used with all five of these girls. Twice.
March 9th, 2002 at 12:19 pm
Durex’s new line of tampons come in one color — red! No need to be embarrased! Now, like the women in this photograph, you can leave your used tampons wherever you please. Red from you or red from the factory? No one will know!
March 10th, 2002 at 2:38 am
“tubuku!”
March 13th, 2002 at 9:46 pm
Sailor Moon — The Next Generation!
March 21st, 2002 at 1:31 am
A condom mascot.
March 24th, 2002 at 4:10 am
Rush Hour III: Jackie Chan as Chief Inspector Lee fights the triad master Dilda Wang and its massive array of chinese ninjettes.
April 6th, 2002 at 5:42 pm
mmm…Asians…
April 14th, 2002 at 11:47 am
Look! Iwon the first price !!!!
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:42 pm
MORE SLAW!
October 2nd, 2004 at 10:28 am
Calm down girls, no-one has a penus that big. except me.