When good clowns go bad
After years faithful service, Ronald finally gave in to the Hamburgler’s temptations. He was ultimately caught and punished. They forced him to eat nothing but McRib™ sandwiches for the rest of his life.
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January 14th, 2002 at 1:27 am | Promoted
dammit, i didn’t get to finish my fries!
January 14th, 2002 at 2:41 am | Promoted
Hey look at me! I’m flying!
January 14th, 2002 at 6:15 am
Paulo and Michael quickly hurried back the last piece for the secret playground in their backyard…
January 15th, 2002 at 10:14 am | Promoted
American special forces are now using American fast food icons to lure out the hungry taliban forces held up in the Tora Bora caves. You can see two soldiers moving the “bait” into position.
January 16th, 2002 at 12:37 am | Promoted
It was the hamburgler I sware. You bastards!
January 16th, 2002 at 10:48 am | Promoted
The cops hauled the sobbing Ronald away, leaving the pathetic, bite-covered corpse of Mayor McCheese behind for the forensics team.
January 16th, 2002 at 2:46 pm | Promoted
Two unidentified Vegan Police Dept. officers apprehend the man suspected of 45 billion bovine slaughters daily. Here the suspect appears to assume Hatha yoga position #2 in an attempt to pass himself off as an innocent and garishly garbed yogi.
January 16th, 2002 at 11:48 pm
We found him snooping around Dave Thomas’s kitchen. He almost made it to the woods, but we got em.
January 17th, 2002 at 12:18 am | Promoted
I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you medling kids.
January 17th, 2002 at 11:46 am
DO you know who I am, pig!
January 21st, 2002 at 9:57 am | Promoted
She told me she was 18!
January 25th, 2002 at 1:08 am | Promoted
The grease made him do it.
February 1st, 2002 at 12:29 pm | Promoted
He told me he was 18!
February 24th, 2002 at 1:18 am | Promoted
I OWN the big mack BITCH!!!!!!!! I will not tell!!!!!
March 3rd, 2002 at 12:25 pm | Promoted
The Play Place was never the same after Ronald was deemed a threat to society.
March 6th, 2002 at 5:19 am | Promoted
This is fun! Now swing me back and forth!
March 6th, 2002 at 11:45 am
But, I thought I was supposed to see Jesus at the end of the tunnel of light, not some friend of Mayor McCheese’s!
March 6th, 2002 at 4:45 pm | Promoted
don’t worry mr. policeman, you’ll ALWAYS have a friend wearing big red shoes. by the way, do you believe in magic?
March 6th, 2002 at 9:16 pm | Promoted
That lit fart had quite a turbo effect, huh?
March 7th, 2002 at 1:50 pm | Promoted
now the cops are profiling WHITE guys in baggy pants…
March 7th, 2002 at 9:18 pm
kids, don’t ever trust strangers.. not even when they’re sitting on the bench..
March 8th, 2002 at 4:18 am
THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO WHEN YOU DON’T GO TO COLLEGE.
March 8th, 2002 at 7:36 am
Bad Boys Bad Boys/ Whatcha gonna do?
March 8th, 2002 at 10:10 pm
“What IS this with the teenage girls in this neighborhood?? God, this thing’s heavy.” “So, dja want a McDoughnut?”
March 9th, 2002 at 11:24 am
TAG! YOUR IT!
March 9th, 2002 at 4:03 pm
Hey, it could happen
March 9th, 2002 at 11:38 pm | Promoted
Awww jeez…back to the ‘ol park bench at Wal Mart again!
March 10th, 2002 at 10:31 am | Promoted
Thirty minutes after scientists finally discovered the secret ingredient in the secret sauce.
March 11th, 2002 at 11:23 am
Alright clown, you’ve caused enough heart attacks, we’re runnin’ you in….!
March 11th, 2002 at 5:46 pm | Promoted
It started with a single recreational puff of McMarajuana, but, tragicly, in the end, Ronald was done in by McMethamphetamine.
March 12th, 2002 at 12:14 am | Promoted
two policemen carry back the helium-filed inflatable Ronald McDonald sex toy back to their squad car found in the local city park. details at eleven…
March 12th, 2002 at 5:16 pm
“I didn’t mean anything by it! I was just wanted to see you smile!”
March 13th, 2002 at 3:01 am
its just not the same tying a LOVEDOLL to the bed is it?
March 13th, 2002 at 9:45 pm | Promoted
So O.J. finally tracked me down!
March 14th, 2002 at 10:56 pm
MCDONALD FOR PRESIDENT IN 2004!!
((We’re really not doin’ much better now, folks….))
March 15th, 2002 at 10:34 am
I was only playing with the child!
March 15th, 2002 at 7:54 pm | Promoted
Michael Jackson’s last attempt at happiness…foiled.
March 16th, 2002 at 1:34 am
Let’s take this gimp back to the slammer and make him ground our rounds
March 16th, 2002 at 4:23 pm
Hey you two, quit clowning around and get back to work!
March 16th, 2002 at 8:25 pm
Foot and Mouth coming through!
March 17th, 2002 at 11:21 am | Promoted
3 clowns
March 17th, 2002 at 2:13 pm | Promoted
With the negative press and evidence planted the coup d’etat was successful, Grimace would now reign supreme.
March 18th, 2002 at 10:02 pm
Ronald’s evil twin went on another one of his infamamous three day benders.
March 20th, 2002 at 9:34 am
ouch! OW! hey! watch the plastic ass there, boy!
March 20th, 2002 at 7:43 pm
A sex toy caught raping a 3-year old child outside of McDonalds.
March 20th, 2002 at 8:50 pm | Promoted
Looks like Ron got caught masturbating cats again…
March 20th, 2002 at 10:22 pm
In The News: Ronald resists arrest at a save the forest protest.
March 20th, 2002 at 11:34 pm
“But officer, I asked her if she wanted to sample my Big Mac! She agreed!”
March 21st, 2002 at 12:16 am
“LET ME GO OR I’LL SCREAM RAPE!”
March 21st, 2002 at 1:25 am
Ronald arrested today for assaulting the Taco Bell dog. Poor little chihuahua will never be the same.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:27 am | Promoted
Ronald McDonald being hauled away by two cops.
March 21st, 2002 at 4:22 am
Don’t cry kids, at least it’s not New York, they didn’t shoot his ass.
March 21st, 2002 at 7:45 am
Suddenly, the happy meal wasn’t too happy anymore.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:27 pm
The child molestation ring, organised and perpatrated by Rodald Mcdonald himself, was abruptly put to an end.
March 21st, 2002 at 9:35 pm
“Hang on guys, I’ll ask them to put donuts on our menu! Ok?”
March 21st, 2002 at 10:48 pm
Michael Jackson’s final days
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:30 am
Ronald arrested after tree hugging demo goes bad… Story at 11
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:43 pm
McDonald’s character arrested after trying to use a euphimismistic “my happy meal” to lure boys into giving him sexual attention.
March 24th, 2002 at 4:17 am
must.. click.. heels.. three.. times.. ugh.. cant.. do it.. burger fat.. too .. heavy..
March 24th, 2002 at 11:28 pm
Cow mutilator revealed, aliens off the hook.
March 25th, 2002 at 8:25 pm | Promoted
PUT A JUMPSUIT ON….PUT A JUMPSUIT ON….EVERYBODY C’MON!!!
March 26th, 2002 at 3:38 am
Carrot Top sucks.
March 26th, 2002 at 9:55 pm
Hey, you guys dont beleive in magic do ya..
March 26th, 2002 at 10:03 pm | Promoted
The US Government finally found Osama bin Loden …
March 27th, 2002 at 1:03 pm
my burgers are 100% soylet green….honest !
March 28th, 2002 at 1:50 am
McDonald’s spokesperson Ronald McDonald was arrest on charges of child molestation, posession of drugs, and selling drugs to minors last week after he was discovered taking part in a lewd orgy/drug party at the Ronald McDonald children’s hospital. Several parents are suing because they were not invited to participate.
March 28th, 2002 at 11:05 am
Did somebody say McDonald’s? No, they said come out with your hands up!
March 28th, 2002 at 2:35 pm
After a night-long coke-induced rampage, Ronald McDonald was finally apprehended outside his ranch estate. “We’ve always known Ronald has a problem,” said one police spokesman, “it’s what causes that redness under his nose.”
March 28th, 2002 at 6:34 pm
i dont suppose you guys want a big mac right about now? cmon, my teat?
March 28th, 2002 at 8:01 pm
“What? The little boy said he wanted me to put a straw in his cup…what else am i supposed to do?”
March 28th, 2002 at 11:04 pm
watch the hair…
March 29th, 2002 at 3:53 pm
Whatever! Whatever! I can do what I want!
March 29th, 2002 at 3:56 pm
Mike and Bubba Wright, determined to emerge from their grandfather’s shadow, continue to make strides in the field of clown aviation.
March 30th, 2002 at 1:44 am
We love to see u smile
March 30th, 2002 at 2:03 pm | Promoted
Years in the future the Burger Wars were taking to new heights, but the conflict ended when rebel leader Ronald was finally subdued by Burger King Special Forces…..
March 30th, 2002 at 3:31 pm
....at this point, Ronald is trying to figure out what he will say so he won’t get beat down in prison….
April 2nd, 2002 at 1:06 pm
a spokes man for Ronald mcDonald states that he is a victim of the new racial profiling
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:27 pm
Yeah I definately saw this one coming.
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:27 pm | Promoted
Ronald can stand it no longer and protests outside a beef processing plant.
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:34 pm
I’ll get Jack for this…
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:24 pm
It wasn’t me! IT WAS THE HAMBURGLAR!
April 3rd, 2002 at 9:51 pm | Promoted
Why McDonalds should never try to buy out Dunkin’ Donuts
April 4th, 2002 at 9:35 am
we told Ronald not to touch the little kids there, but nooo…
April 4th, 2002 at 6:01 pm
she was 21, I swear. She asked for a happy meal coy and I gave her one.
April 5th, 2002 at 6:41 am
Like I said Vern, the only good clown, is a dead clown.
April 6th, 2002 at 1:42 am
In a desperate attempt to become the star of McDonald’s Saturday morning advertising campaigns, Mayor McCheese ordered the McDonaldland Police Department to arrest Ronald McDonald for undisclosed charges.
April 7th, 2002 at 1:50 am
This just in.. Ronald McDonald caught jerking off in front of two pre-teenage kids, asked one pre teen if he could help him stroke it..
April 7th, 2002 at 3:08 am
I thought you were my friend Ronald, I believed in your magic, but that all faded away when you stuck your dick up that little boys as, thats not magic Ronald!
April 7th, 2002 at 2:55 pm
Ah Damn.. I knew I shouldn’t have been peeping on that little boy and his sister.. I knew this would be the end of me
April 8th, 2002 at 4:14 am | Promoted
The guys on cell block D will always have a bitch wearing big red shoes
April 8th, 2002 at 5:47 pm
Maryjane? I don’t have any maryjane!
April 8th, 2002 at 9:00 pm
“Nothing can kill a Grimace>”
April 8th, 2002 at 9:30 pm | Promoted
New photos released by the Neverland police show a visibly shaken Micheal Jackson. Details are still unclear as to why he had donned a Ronald McDonald costume but insiders believe Mr. Jackson may have been trying to circumvent a restraining order issued to limit contact with an 8yr old boy.
April 9th, 2002 at 1:48 am
Would you like fries with that?...orifice?
April 9th, 2002 at 5:25 am
Always new there was something with this “real” children’s friend
April 9th, 2002 at 8:24 pm
Trying to steal recipes from Burger King, ay?
April 9th, 2002 at 9:22 pm | Promoted
This is what happens when you try to show the kids in the park your McCock.
April 9th, 2002 at 9:44 pm | Promoted
Com’on officer, he was practically begging, he was curious to see if ALL of my hair was this red.
April 10th, 2002 at 9:51 am
He took the word “freeze” a bit too litterally
April 10th, 2002 at 9:30 pm
Damn, this thing just won’t stay put!
April 12th, 2002 at 10:06 am | Promoted
Michael Jackson in the year 2024…
April 15th, 2002 at 10:56 pm
But officer, I didn’t mean to get a hard on while that sexy 7 year old boy was sitting on my lap!
April 19th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
Are they recruting?..Hey it could happen
April 19th, 2002 at 7:41 pm
They realized what he meant by “Over 9 billion served”
April 24th, 2002 at 7:05 pm
NO, I’m not pretending to be Ronald Reagan…
April 26th, 2002 at 1:52 pm
he was aressted because of endesent expolsure to the little kids in the resturaunt.
April 26th, 2002 at 4:50 pm
Ronald was five minutes late for work, Mayor McCheese had had enough.
April 29th, 2002 at 1:36 am | Promoted
ronald could not take it ne more he had to do it the taco bell dog is no more
April 29th, 2002 at 1:37 am
R we going back to ur house?
OHHH YEAH!
April 29th, 2002 at 4:48 pm
Weeeeeeeeee!
May 2nd, 2002 at 9:02 am | Promoted
She asked if she could french my fry. I just offered to biggie size it.
May 6th, 2002 at 6:25 pm | Promoted
Next week on a very special episode of Oz….
shot of Ronald McDonald crying
May 7th, 2002 at 2:19 pm
This is what happens when you try to show the kids in the park your McCock.
May 8th, 2002 at 5:44 am | Promoted
I bet he’s not smiling now.
May 8th, 2002 at 2:25 pm
Reverend O’Neil found his clown disguise to be more of a hinderence than a help
May 13th, 2002 at 3:57 am
i asked the kid what he wanted in his happy meal,he told me to surprise him!honestly!he basicaly told me to!
May 17th, 2002 at 11:21 pm | Promoted
I’m Telling you! I dont know where those bodies got buried!
June 4th, 2002 at 2:34 pm
“It was the HAMBURGULAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
June 5th, 2002 at 12:02 am
NO! No! It was the hambugerler i tell you.
June 19th, 2002 at 2:09 pm
They questioned him for hours at the station before anyone figured out he was a statue.
June 29th, 2002 at 3:04 pm
Ronald found it hard to escape the arresting officers as his legs were plastered together…..............
June 30th, 2002 at 4:03 am | Promoted
In sad news today, Ronald McDonald was arrested after the bodies of Burger King and the Duke of Doubt were found in his backyard.
June 30th, 2002 at 4:07 am
...cannot afford an attorney, an Extra-Value atorney will be appointed to you. Super-size for just 20 cents more…
July 13th, 2002 at 1:10 pm | Promoted
Cop:”We told you not to be within 100 yards from the health food store”
Ronald:”But, But, But”
Cop:”We’re going to get a combo meal..”
Ronald:”Sounds great, remember to smile for the helpful mcDonalds employees”
Second cop:”From burger king”
Ronald:”NOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
July 26th, 2002 at 11:13 pm
“Preliminary reports say Ronald had joked about his rapist antics, stating he: “Served over 50 teenagers.”
September 20th, 2002 at 1:34 am
do you want lies with that?
September 27th, 2002 at 5:28 am
All I was dong was provinig to her it is true what they say about guys with a size 24 redshoe!
September 27th, 2002 at 5:29 am
on the next eppisode of “The Bid Red Shoes Diary”
September 30th, 2002 at 9:03 pm
put the handcuffs on, put the handcuffs on, everybody come on, put the handcuffs on
November 14th, 2002 at 2:33 pm | Promoted
...and so we finally learn the secret behind the “special sauce” and authorities arrest it’s founder, seen here in the park where he solicits unknowing participants who help create the sauce. Confiscated during the arrest were several empty plastic containers, a stack of Big Mac ”$1 off” coupons, and a box of condoms.
January 25th, 2003 at 3:33 pm
And you call yourself a vegetarian, Ronal McDonald! (and yes, he really is a vegetarian)
February 8th, 2003 at 5:51 am
ronnie mcdonald eats plastic toy
March 17th, 2003 at 9:20 pm
Nooo! The ingrediant was not my idea! Its my sweat but its not my fault i shoved my pits into every burger! oh ya, the fries, you dont wanna know were they game fron : O
August 7th, 2003 at 2:49 pm
McPedophile
August 7th, 2003 at 2:53 pm
After serving billions and billions….Ronald McDonald finally snapped….10 dead…5 seriously injured
October 14th, 2003 at 4:45 pm
Single suspect arrested in the reported rape of Dairy Queen
August 30th, 2004 at 12:26 pm
Police arrest Ronald McDonald after Michael Jackson turns state evidence against old friend in child molestation case.
October 2nd, 2004 at 10:30 am
On Mayday, anarchists go further than just smashing up McDonalds restraunts
October 20th, 2004 at 7:40 am | Promoted
Michael Jackson was long gone before they realised they had arrested the wrong creepily dressed white guy.
October 20th, 2004 at 7:45 am
Come on, officers! Let`s go flying! Whhheeeeeeeeee!!!!!
October 20th, 2004 at 7:49 am
If you don’t let me go right now I’m taking McDonuts off the menu….FOREVER!
January 5th, 2005 at 2:22 pm
Some people are so funny… not me though.
March 10th, 2005 at 7:00 pm
the taco bell dog never stood a chance, he did say, yo quiero cocko bell!
March 10th, 2005 at 7:02 pm
ronald mcdonald, ur aunder arrest foir raping michael jack son and his sister! and the taco bell dog!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
April 12th, 2005 at 2:48 pm
...and so the centurians led Ronald to the place known as Gogotha, and did nail him to the golden arches there. And they did hang a sign from the arches saying ” Ronald McDonald. King of the MEATCLOWNS!”
November 25th, 2005 at 12:37 pm
I think we’ve found the Bush replacement candidate for 2008
January 26th, 2008 at 6:51 am
I was young… I needed the work