Bert and Bin Laden
I wonder what Bert has been whispering into Bin Laden’s ear lately?
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March 11th, 2002 at 10:16 pm
Don’t turn your back on me, bitch!
March 6th, 2002 at 9:33 pm
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong…
January 21st, 2002 at 3:00 pm
Under Bert’s evil twin Bart’s control, Bin Laden’s new orders: Kill Ernie, the rest of the Sesame Street crew, and all the “followers”.
March 8th, 2002 at 10:22 pm
A disgruntled Bert turns to more radical teachings…
March 11th, 2002 at 10:15 pm
I like it when you touch my penis like that.
April 1st, 2002 at 12:18 pm
I wonder if Osama “enjoys” being Bert’s little bitch.
January 21st, 2002 at 4:37 pm
No soup for you!
January 21st, 2002 at 11:46 pm
Shave your beard and have a sex change. Are you listening to me?
March 16th, 2002 at 7:02 pm
NEWS FLASH
A big yellow bird like object has just struck the Sears towers!
March 28th, 2002 at 2:32 pm
After seeing how successful his enemy’s propoganda machine had proven in America, Bin Laden embarked on his own campaign to brainwash his country into fighting a useless, unwinnable war.
April 28th, 2002 at 7:55 pm
proving once again that Bert works for Satan
January 25th, 2002 at 1:07 am
You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!
March 6th, 2002 at 3:40 pm
Tali-muppets.
March 11th, 2002 at 10:18 pm
Psssssst! Your slip is showing.
March 17th, 2002 at 10:20 am
so that’s why bert always looked so mad.
April 8th, 2002 at 9:24 pm
The government today released photos confirming reports that a second Taliban-American Muppet had assisted Bin Laden. Big Bird, Kermit and others were in shock and felt certain evil hands had entered Bert’s inner most reaches.
May 4th, 2002 at 12:29 pm
hey u are asshole! Dont talk to my hand! Kiss my azz…
May 24th, 2002 at 10:31 pm
Today on Sesame Street Bert dumps Ernie and goes for someone just a little more, Anal.
June 8th, 2002 at 11:48 pm
after he kicked the shit of the angel on bin Laden’s other shoulder, Bert proceed to tell Osama to burn things
June 30th, 2002 at 3:52 am
Agent B in position. Succeeded in infiltrating Al-Queda. Agents E, O, and CM prepare to overthrow Taliban and install puppet government. Out.
March 18th, 2004 at 2:37 pm
Bert lives up bins butt, its so sticky and dark up there his hair sticks up on end when he pulls his head out for a breather (boy does he Need one!). Hence bert lurks in the background, Bins thinks its a turd, only its not, but he is………
March 6th, 2002 at 9:15 pm
The American Government has so suddenly redirected its anti-terrorism campaign.
March 9th, 2002 at 11:37 pm
Hmmm…I always thought Bert’s laugh sounded like a child’s impression of a machine gun…Now I know why!
March 27th, 2002 at 7:28 pm
So, that’s the evil power behind Bin Laden.. I always thought it was Elmo….
April 9th, 2002 at 7:46 am
Next week in sesame street…
October 29th, 2004 at 9:11 pm
as the camel-jocks play
January 22nd, 2002 at 11:09 am
I told you everyone else would be wearing white too, but noooooo…
March 3rd, 2002 at 12:18 pm
bizarre love triangle.
March 6th, 2002 at 3:07 pm
Okay Ernie, you can take the mask off now. Electric Company was cancelled.
March 8th, 2002 at 4:17 am
JIM HENSON PRODUCTIONS THINKS GLOBALLY.
March 8th, 2002 at 7:32 am
Now in a kid friendly version!
Next month, get your own action figure, with real beard!
March 9th, 2002 at 12:21 pm
“Osama, we need to just love each other.”
March 9th, 2002 at 3:03 pm
BERT: I will blow your head off- dont move
March 10th, 2002 at 12:10 am
Kill them all! Kill them all!
March 11th, 2002 at 10:19 pm
Just stick by me, kid. I’ll make you a star.
March 11th, 2002 at 10:20 pm
Hey, JiffyPop head!
March 12th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
C is for crackpot, that’s good enough for me …
March 15th, 2002 at 4:37 pm
I always knew there was a resemblance!
March 16th, 2002 at 4:18 pm
“”"blip blip blip BREAKING NEWS blip blip blip, NEW information today linking the 9/11 bombings to deranged Sesame Street puppet Bert. The suspect’s gay lover Ernie was found dismembered at their apartment Friday morning sources say…
March 16th, 2002 at 8:14 pm
Eleven strawberry sundaes.11
March 16th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
I knew he had a soft side somewhere..
March 18th, 2002 at 6:44 am
Wow! Those Bin Laden supporters are so ignorant, they don’t even know what is on their posters!
March 20th, 2002 at 7:46 pm
2 people with no brain or genetals, but at least bert is a muppet
March 20th, 2002 at 9:17 pm
Bert has a penis?
March 20th, 2002 at 10:16 pm
The fourth plane never made it to Sesame Street. Bert is now on the run with Bin Laden.
March 20th, 2002 at 11:47 pm
“This muslim extremist message has been brought to you by the letters ‘A’ for ‘Al Queda’ and ‘J’ for ‘Jihad’.”
March 20th, 2002 at 11:56 pm
“JERRY! JERRY! …and that sonofabitch was sleeping with Ernie! He was SPANKING him! You Bastard! Nobody loves you! Nobody loves you (hurtles chair at Osama)”
March 21st, 2002 at 1:30 am
After the breakup with Ernie, Bert turned bad…
March 21st, 2002 at 1:32 am
A doctored photo depicting Bert alongside Osama bin Laden.
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:27 am
Give back Ernies rubber duckie you bastard!
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:31 pm
“I had sex w/ Bert”
March 23rd, 2002 at 9:58 am
In this photo, we can see Osama’s guardian angel… Is there any wonder why he’s so scrambled in the head?
March 26th, 2002 at 12:54 pm
Osama:”Who is this Ernie you talk about”
Bert:”oh no one…”
Osama: “you cheating BEE ACH!”
March 27th, 2002 at 9:33 am
Even Bert’s going to kick his ass.
March 27th, 2002 at 12:14 pm
Although the rest of the crowd were warey of the strange fuzzy creature on Osama’s shoulder one boy drew near… Luckily Bert was on hand to clear matters up - it transpired that it was infact Osama’s head afterall
March 29th, 2002 at 6:21 pm
It all makes perfect sense now– we’ve only ever seen him from the waste up, there is way too much fabric to suggest any sort of body there– Osama’s simply a Muppet
March 30th, 2002 at 1:43 am
Bernt:Ur mama Osamama
March 31st, 2002 at 1:57 pm
The brains behind the man
April 1st, 2002 at 7:25 am
Who would have ever thought that Ernie’s eating cookies in the bed would push Bert over the edge on the next Behind the Music: The Rubber Ducky Tragedy
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:24 pm
Bert swore he would never let such incompetence happen again. How Ernie got out of the locked bathroom on the 97th floor, he’ll never figure out.
April 6th, 2002 at 1:39 am
Despite Osama Bin Laden’s insistence that he be the star of Middle Eastern version of Sesame Street, he soon realized it was a pointless endeavour since most of his target audience does not own TVs.
April 7th, 2002 at 1:35 am
I’m gonna get militant on your ass right now if you don’t learn those ABCs!!!
April 8th, 2002 at 5:42 pm
Bin Laden: “If you vote for me I will pull the rest of the sesame street characters out of my ass!”
April 9th, 2002 at 10:28 am
Rubber ducky you’re the one
April 9th, 2002 at 9:59 pm
o/` Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sekandarabad? o/`
April 11th, 2002 at 3:15 pm
Ooooo see that man overthere? He’s cute, he wants it… and look at your expression you bad boy, you want it too..
April 13th, 2002 at 10:50 pm
Bert’s dumped Ernie and moved on to Osama
April 15th, 2002 at 9:37 pm
Two cock-smokers
April 15th, 2002 at 9:38 pm
Two cock-smokers
May 6th, 2002 at 9:55 pm
After the controversial “America is the great satan” episode of Sesame street, Bert went into exile somewhere in the mid-east….
May 15th, 2002 at 1:50 pm
Osama has a new play toy. And the people don’t care!
May 17th, 2002 at 11:14 pm
sesame street-brought to you by “osama bin laden”
June 4th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
jigga what??
June 5th, 2002 at 3:22 pm
Osama Bert Laden
July 31st, 2002 at 11:17 pm
Now I have TWO friends that live in trashcans!
September 21st, 2002 at 10:13 am
What the picture doesnt show is Evil Bert’s hand in the ass of his Osama Bin Laden-puppet
September 27th, 2002 at 5:22 am
U.S. Counter Intelligence photo showing new Talian Proaganda trying to pin Bin Ladens eveil deeds on the influence of Homosexual, American Childrens Broadcasting
October 24th, 2002 at 11:37 pm
anyone else notice the resemblance
February 8th, 2003 at 5:48 am
bin laden tells world burt was my brother
February 8th, 2003 at 5:48 am
buy one dummy get one free
February 8th, 2003 at 5:49 am
who the hecks that wierdo?
March 23rd, 2003 at 3:18 pm
Olha o Bert
March 25th, 2003 at 7:21 am
… and thats how you get to sesame street, mr bin laden
April 25th, 2003 at 1:38 pm
After Ernie left him for a rubber duckie, Bert got a new man.
May 23rd, 2003 at 1:19 am
osamas brother bert’s beard seamed to grow out of his head
May 23rd, 2003 at 1:21 am
osamas brother bert was disowned for having a beard growing out of his head
August 7th, 2003 at 2:59 pm
Tired of feeling like Ernie’s “sidekick”, Bert has now aligned himself with a more powerful figure
October 29th, 2004 at 9:08 pm
after getting tired of ernie’s ass, bert needed a new thrill with a camel jock
January 23rd, 2002 at 5:39 pm
Balalalllallayyyyeiieieieieieieiei!
January 24th, 2002 at 2:48 am
Dude, we have to stop living a lie. I’ve been through this before with Ernie and bless his little puppet heart, he taught me that living openly and honestly is the only way to live. I’m giving you an ultimatum–tell the world in your next video that I’m your puppet partner or you can forget about ever sticking your hand up my rear again.
January 26th, 2002 at 6:23 pm
I am not a q-tip!!! Do not, I repeat, do NOT put me in there! I refuse! stop it! STOP IT! AGGGHHHH GROSSS AGH MRMPGHAHFAAAAA–
March 6th, 2002 at 9:14 pm
I am bert! you will bow down to my authoritaaaaayy
March 12th, 2002 at 5:15 pm
Kid by poster: “Bert?? I thought you were my friend!”
March 13th, 2002 at 8:24 pm
..huh?
March 15th, 2002 at 10:34 am
They did me injustice on that show. So go and blow up those suckers!
March 27th, 2002 at 1:47 am
Kiddies gather around a picture of Santa awaiting his arrival.