3 little pigs
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January 28th, 2002 at 5:14 pm | Promoted
“Pinky, this is the last time you go out in public wearing only your tennis shoes,” the 2 pigs in black snickered as they put him under arrest.
January 28th, 2002 at 5:19 pm | Promoted
Irony at it’s best.
January 28th, 2002 at 10:44 pm | Promoted
Here’s a story about 3 little pigs.
January 29th, 2002 at 10:53 am | Promoted
“Get your hands off me pig” said the dude in the pink costume.
January 29th, 2002 at 8:16 pm | Promoted
How many cops does it take to give a pig an atomic wedgie?
January 30th, 2002 at 9:49 pm
Hey, do guy’s like bacon?
February 1st, 2002 at 12:28 pm
You are being arrested for conspiring with Tim Conner to corner the pork belly market.
February 1st, 2002 at 2:13 pm
Sure, make fun of the gimp… When I’m better it’s road trip to NJ to teach mike a lesson. It’s a beer belly, not a pork belly.
February 3rd, 2002 at 11:26 pm | Promoted
Hey man, we pigs have to stick together.
February 8th, 2002 at 9:04 pm
No, no, don’t hand me over to Emeril! I’ll do anything, even if it means cooperating during lu’au season in Hawaii.
February 8th, 2002 at 9:11 pm | Promoted
Shame on you Wilbur. Charlotte would be spinning in her grave if she knew that you were out carjacking farm equipment. And she wouldn’t be spinning words like “terrific” either.
February 24th, 2002 at 1:16 am | Promoted
I AM NOT! YOUR PLAY TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 1st, 2002 at 10:27 pm
Anyone wearing non-kosher costumes shall be persecuted under the court of law.
March 6th, 2002 at 1:47 pm | Promoted
That’s MR.PIG to you…..
March 6th, 2002 at 2:16 pm | Promoted
I’m telling you, I’m not a real pig! I didn’t steal the swill! If this darned costume would only come off…
March 7th, 2002 at 4:38 am
come on, can we just have normal sex this time, no cuffs
March 7th, 2002 at 9:16 am | Promoted
“You have the right to remain silent, anything you say…”
“Hey! What am I being charged with?!?”
“Impersonation of an Officer.”
March 7th, 2002 at 3:41 pm | Promoted
What did you call us?
March 7th, 2002 at 5:02 pm
“I’m not going to be able to tell the kids about this one”
March 7th, 2002 at 7:54 pm
But that really is my name!
March 7th, 2002 at 9:42 pm
ARRESTED FOR LAZYING AROUND
March 8th, 2002 at 4:16 am
PIG ON PIG BRUTALITY, WHEN WILL IT EVER STOP?
March 8th, 2002 at 7:29 am | Promoted
Abediya-bediya-bediya- that’s five to ten, folks
March 9th, 2002 at 12:13 pm | Promoted
When Mascots Attack!
March 9th, 2002 at 4:05 pm
He’s getting the electric chair… mm…
March 9th, 2002 at 6:45 pm | Promoted
Well will you look at that! A pig’s ass really is pork!
March 9th, 2002 at 10:46 pm
Porky Pig after Looney Toons let him go.
March 10th, 2002 at 11:47 pm
“You ever been with a black man?”
March 13th, 2002 at 4:13 pm
Somehhow….deep down…...Jim and Terry knew this was wrong.
March 13th, 2002 at 4:14 pm | Promoted
“Squeal like a…..uhm…...aw, screw it, just bend over.”
March 13th, 2002 at 7:09 pm
Who’s the pig now, eh? Assume the position!!!
March 13th, 2002 at 8:23 pm | Promoted
HAHAH!!!
March 15th, 2002 at 10:32 am | Promoted
::Special Report::The infamous Rosy Opiggle was arrested yesterday by his peers for showing his true self in public. The uniformed swine denied any affiliation with this pig. But we know better….
March 16th, 2002 at 4:15 pm
do unto pork as you would have that pork bend you over and do unto you over and over and over.
March 16th, 2002 at 8:16 pm
OK !I wanna be the pig next.
March 17th, 2002 at 10:25 am
hey, do you guys want in on the action? i’ve got a sheep suit and a cow suit right in my car!
March 18th, 2002 at 10:03 pm | Promoted
The fashion police to the rescue… You can’t wear white sneakers with a pink pig outfit.
March 19th, 2002 at 10:10 am
Pig: I’m sure this is an order from that Big Bad Wolf! I HATE HIM!
March 20th, 2002 at 8:28 pm | Promoted
“Your gonna be screaming like a stuck pig. A pig STUCK in the ass!!!”
March 20th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
argh i knew i would get caught with this a month early (see post date)
March 20th, 2002 at 9:32 pm
Pigie the adorable little pig was arrested on account of being a pig on a suspended licence.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:05 pm | Promoted
Cops arrest man for impersonating a police officer.
March 21st, 2002 at 12:45 am | Promoted
Unfortunately for the big bad wolf, the third little pig was a gun enthusiast.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:27 am | Promoted
Porky finally got the courage to off that SOB Yosemite Sam.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:33 am
A man in a pig costume being hauled off by two cops.
March 21st, 2002 at 9:42 am
breakin in the new guy for a rewarding career
March 21st, 2002 at 10:46 pm
The other white meat
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:41 pm
Hey John, help me out here. This is the first time I’ve used these new curly tail cuffs.
March 25th, 2002 at 12:01 am
The hard life of a pig in israel
March 26th, 2002 at 10:59 am | Promoted
They’re not arresting him….they’re fixing his zipper….
March 26th, 2002 at 4:01 pm
...And this little Piggy went WEEEE WEEE WEEE all the way to the JOINT
March 27th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
Get it out! Get it out!
March 27th, 2002 at 7:02 pm
ET Tonight:
You won’t guess what Ed Norton is doing now!
March 27th, 2002 at 8:43 pm
OK, I’m the pig that ate the EASTER BUNNY….but….how could you tell?
March 28th, 2002 at 11:02 am
Dammit Pinkie! If we catch you outside again without your uniform on, you’re of the force!
March 28th, 2002 at 11:04 am
Dammit Pinkie, I swear if we catch you outside even ONE more time without your uniform on, we’ll take your badge AND your gun.
March 28th, 2002 at 2:28 pm | Promoted
After making millions by having a spider spindle praise in her webs above his pen, police finally captured the fraudulent pig.
March 28th, 2002 at 10:24 pm
“I didn’t know it was Passover! I swear!”
March 29th, 2002 at 1:15 pm | Promoted
Police apprehended the leader of a strange, barnyard-animal-themed cult downtown today; he would not respond to our questions, saying only “I will die as a martyr for my people, and I will ascend instantly to the holy paradise of Smithfield, VA”
March 30th, 2002 at 1:41 am
Run away to-be-football found
March 30th, 2002 at 3:23 pm | Promoted
....it’s always hard to put the cuffs on one of your own…
March 30th, 2002 at 3:25 pm
If you like this go to http://www.reptileclown.com
March 31st, 2002 at 12:05 am
driven mad by his brothers being eaten by the big bad wolf…pink pig went on a murderous spree…..offing the old lady in a shoe and little jack horner….
April 1st, 2002 at 7:50 am
well… at least one of them doesn’t look like an asshole.
April 1st, 2002 at 11:23 am
After the smoke cleared, the cops finally slapped the cuffs on Billy Ray, the disgruntled Piggly Wiggly mascot
April 1st, 2002 at 12:16 pm
I wonder how many steps this guy can take in a prison before he gets to be someone’s bitch
...www.reptileclown.com sucks…
April 1st, 2002 at 1:29 pm
I see the three little pigs – but where’s the big bad wolf??
April 2nd, 2002 at 1:16 pm | Promoted
when cops go bad
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:00 pm
they made him squeeeeeeel reeeel nice-like!
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:29 pm
Now the pig will receive free food AND free sex
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:20 pm
“The ‘I’m a pig like you’ routine won’t work for you this time.”
April 4th, 2002 at 1:04 am | Promoted
Irony: noun, and incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play
April 4th, 2002 at 9:17 am
cop to other cop; “Damnit! Never a broom handle when you need one!”
April 4th, 2002 at 9:34 am
one of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belon.. oh wait nevermind! they’re all the same!
April 7th, 2002 at 12:35 pm
Goddamn vegetarians
April 7th, 2002 at 4:21 pm
This arrest certainly made up for officer John’s bad hair day…
April 7th, 2002 at 5:08 pm | Promoted
... and he’ll never use drugs again
April 8th, 2002 at 5:36 pm
That’ll teach ya to go wee wee wee, all the way home!
April 8th, 2002 at 8:26 pm
so i’ve got this fantasy right.. first i’m in this pig costume and handcuffs…
April 9th, 2002 at 3:49 pm | Promoted
COP: I really hate it when we have to take down one of our own
April 10th, 2002 at 6:55 am
“Hello pot, this is kettle, you’re black!”
April 10th, 2002 at 11:32 pm
“You under arrest for impersonating an Officer.”
April 11th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
The other other white meat
April 12th, 2002 at 10:09 am
“You can’t arrest me, I’m one of you!!
April 12th, 2002 at 2:43 pm
Hot, Live, Pig on pig action. Its Pigs Gone Wild!!!
April 13th, 2002 at 10:19 pm | Promoted
Ironic, isn’t it?...A pig arresting a pig.
April 16th, 2002 at 12:37 am | Promoted
I didnt know they had those new yellow coptrucks yet.
May 2nd, 2002 at 8:57 am | Promoted
...and bail was set at 10 lbs of Bacon.
May 14th, 2002 at 1:10 pm
Little did he know, the straw he was using to build his house came from Woody Harelson’s back yard!
June 4th, 2002 at 8:56 am
The FBI’s new looser standards for ethnic profiling leads to immediate arrest of suspected terrorist; nation breathes sigh of relief. Details, page 2.
June 9th, 2002 at 9:39 pm
“The little wee pig never did make it home”
June 14th, 2002 at 12:37 pm
what came first the bacon or the pig?
June 29th, 2002 at 1:47 am
Hey cool it guys! I used to be a security guard for wal mart too, I got my own flashlight and whistle after 6 months- were all brothers here.
February 8th, 2003 at 5:44 am | Promoted
hey look in the car window this guys invisible
February 8th, 2003 at 5:45 am | Promoted
your under arrest for impersonating a police officer
February 8th, 2003 at 5:46 am | Promoted
no nude pigs ok
March 24th, 2003 at 11:14 pm
ahh… going after their own kind, and all over a box of spilled donuts, too.
February 21st, 2004 at 4:30 pm
where are the other 2?
June 6th, 2004 at 3:22 pm
what about the wolf?!
October 2nd, 2004 at 10:32 am | Promoted
Hey look, a pig. And a pink guy.
December 26th, 2004 at 11:44 am
I can find many things that I look for here! Thank you very much!
July 19th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
This piggy blew back.