Pin cushion
This apparent tribes person was found wondering the streets of a common midwest town. Their taste in piercing is err, interesting.
This apparent tribes person was found wondering the streets of a common midwest town. Their taste in piercing is err, interesting.
February 3rd, 2002 at 11:25 pm
This is the last photo taken, before that tragic tour of the magnet factory.
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:19 pm
Never, EVER pass out first at a frat party!
March 3rd, 2002 at 12:27 pm
Please take off all metal jewelry before passing through metal detectors. Thank you.
April 5th, 2002 at 2:11 am
The CIA fears Osama Bin Laden may have altered his appearance to elude capture…
April 9th, 2002 at 7:44 am
If you think this is cool, you should see my dick
March 12th, 2002 at 5:13 pm
“Honestly, do you think it’s a bit much?”
March 11th, 2002 at 5:29 pm
Why, yes, I am from San Francisco. Did my accent give me away?
March 5th, 2002 at 9:59 pm
Acid wash jacket…how tacky!!
March 17th, 2002 at 2:30 am
Although Piercing-Boy had enjoyed a fairly successful career as a small-time superhero, his luck quickly changed when he unwisely insulted Magneto.
March 10th, 2002 at 11:47 pm
You should see my clit.
March 8th, 2002 at 4:14 am
A T-SHIRT THAT SAID “GIVE ME ATTENTION” WOULD HAVE SAVED A LOT OF TROUBLE, MONEY, AND SHAME.
March 21st, 2002 at 9:48 pm
Tammy Fae Baker tries anything for a little attention.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:57 pm
“The last thing I remember, was I was walking down the pier with my tackle box, and I slipped!”
February 7th, 2002 at 11:57 pm
Yeah, it itches a little.
February 17th, 2002 at 1:04 pm
I’m crying on the inside too.
March 6th, 2002 at 1:46 pm
They love me at airport security…..
March 9th, 2002 at 8:31 am
Oh come on, how could i not take advantage of their buy 1 get 500 free offer?
March 10th, 2002 at 1:00 pm
“Mom…Dad…I’d like you to meet your future daughter-in-law…”
March 17th, 2002 at 12:27 am
Oh, sure, you’re laughing now. But just wait ’till you see how much they charge for halloween rentals, then we’ll see who laughs!
March 21st, 2002 at 6:45 am
Do these make my butt look big?
April 5th, 2002 at 2:59 pm
Laugh all you want but I can always find which way is north…
April 10th, 2002 at 11:25 am
“So Dad, I’m dating this new guy….”
April 13th, 2002 at 12:02 am
Record Holder, Guiness Book of Records: Womens Long Jump, 5.23 metres.
August 16th, 2002 at 10:17 pm
I am soo the sexy!
February 5th, 2002 at 8:40 pm
Oh my God..What the hell did I drink last night?
February 9th, 2002 at 5:34 pm
Hi there Tacklebox!
February 22nd, 2002 at 4:38 pm
Joe didn’t realize until it was too late that sex was no longer in his future..
March 6th, 2002 at 3:38 pm
This is just what I wear on weekdays. What I wear at the weekend is banned in seventeen European countries.
March 9th, 2002 at 9:13 am
Jennifer Aniston realy let herself go after Friends was canceled.
March 10th, 2002 at 12:06 pm
are you staring at me?
March 13th, 2002 at 7:22 pm
Hey Mister - I really like your daughter…
March 15th, 2002 at 6:11 pm
“…and sometimes when it’s quiet and i’m alone i have to ask, is this as good as it gets?”
March 18th, 2002 at 10:04 pm
I can quite anytime I want
March 20th, 2002 at 10:34 pm
Could one more hurt?
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:53 pm
Ah…security
March 28th, 2002 at 2:25 pm
Mary Schuler and her grandfather didn’t have much in common until grandpa asked her to go fishing with him.
March 29th, 2002 at 12:46 pm
I swear, mom and dad will NEVER notice, just be cool about it…
March 30th, 2002 at 1:07 am
Behold, the Living Lure! No man or bass can escape her seductive charms!
April 1st, 2002 at 7:13 am
Due to increased security at airports, this person may never fly again
April 3rd, 2002 at 9:25 pm
hey…you missed a spot
April 9th, 2002 at 3:47 pm
Who ever said your ass cant look better than your face
April 14th, 2002 at 4:18 pm
Yes ! Gradually my brain sipped away.
April 17th, 2002 at 12:59 am
did you do something with your hair?
April 17th, 2002 at 9:55 am
Bill proves once and for all that absolutely everything can be done to excess.
April 20th, 2002 at 12:50 am
On the bright side, she never loses her keys.
April 29th, 2002 at 11:53 am
“40 to 1 bet that he actually WOULDN’T drill his teeth for a new hole.
They lost.”
May 2nd, 2002 at 8:55 am
The new Bass Pro Shops mobile lure display.
May 8th, 2002 at 6:17 pm
ANYTHING to make my mom mad…
July 17th, 2002 at 11:37 pm
Pat always thought he should be considerate to his mother. After all, she did have a very difficult labor.
May 26th, 2002 at 2:03 am
…and the worst thing is, that I have to take all of them off every day, before applying my makeup !
June 4th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
And you think the Pope is holy.
June 4th, 2002 at 7:09 pm
Let’s see…at the ripe old age of twenty-something I already know that I never want: sex, a real job (outside of the circus), a pet with claws or refrigerator magnets.
June 5th, 2002 at 11:48 am
Yeah, those winters at the bus stop in Minnesota were a little rough.
June 5th, 2002 at 12:04 pm
Ted put all of his assets into precious metals for Y2K, unfortunately when all toilets flushed the next day and life went on as usual, he left holding the surplus.
June 5th, 2002 at 1:57 pm
Free to a good home.
June 11th, 2002 at 8:56 pm
Janet Reno all done up and ready to go.
June 16th, 2002 at 10:55 am
i will never complain about my child again. i will never complain about my child again. i will never complain about my child again.
June 23rd, 2002 at 1:25 am
After Scooba’s accident at the ball bearing plant, surgery was only partially successful.
April 2nd, 2003 at 9:49 am
me
June 12th, 2003 at 2:09 pm
“E.T. phone home…..”
August 20th, 2003 at 11:47 pm
Christina Aguilera in 5 years!
July 24th, 2004 at 7:46 am
The magic troll deflected the buckshot with its face. Thats instinct, You cant teach that
February 5th, 2002 at 2:27 am
Hey lover, come over here and let’s get our piercings tangled…
February 7th, 2002 at 11:57 pm
So, Boy or Girl….or Pat.
February 11th, 2002 at 7:20 am
wait till you see my ass…
February 17th, 2002 at 1:25 pm
You think this is bad, you should see my kids.
February 18th, 2002 at 4:38 pm
Bozo the clown and Marilyn Manson’s love child. A real chip off the old block.
March 6th, 2002 at 4:55 am
Pinhead’s reincarnation
March 7th, 2002 at 9:44 pm
with holes like that, watch me drool in my sleep..
March 8th, 2002 at 7:25 am
Lucas could’ve saved a fortune on make up with some more selective casting of Darth Maul.
March 9th, 2002 at 7:45 am
“I did it again.”
March 9th, 2002 at 8:36 am
Oh come on, how could i not take advantage of their buy 1 get 500 free offer?
March 9th, 2002 at 12:12 pm
(off camera voice) “I’m sorry honey. What? What’s different? A new eyebrow ring? Did you lose more hair? I’m sorry I didn’t notice. You look beautiful, I swear.”
March 9th, 2002 at 3:00 pm
Looks like my X
March 11th, 2002 at 4:49 am
“so, do you think i’m trying to hide my horrible make-up job with excessive jewelry? or, do you think it’s the other way around? oh, and a free pair of earrings to the winner!”
March 11th, 2002 at 8:21 am
It has ears?
March 12th, 2002 at 12:20 am
someone needs a new hobby REALLY bad…
March 12th, 2002 at 1:47 pm
tragedy struck later when his face was pulled off by the remendous weight of his flesh-mutilating silver appendiges.
March 12th, 2002 at 3:32 pm
Alex got just a little carried away in “The joys of owning a rivet gun” evening classes…
March 12th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
I was happy then, BEFORE the rust set in!
March 13th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
Yeah, that’s right. I did it to increase sexual pleasure. Lotsa different kinds ma.
March 15th, 2002 at 10:29 am
I was Already ugly…….and………..
March 15th, 2002 at 3:58 pm
Melva Jones’ attempt at being the first ever chain-maille woman.
March 16th, 2002 at 4:13 pm
YEAH BABY YEAH!!! I’M DEAD SEXY BABY!!!
March 16th, 2002 at 6:58 pm
I have seen cying clows before but… GOD DAMN THIS BITCH IS STILL SMILING?!
March 16th, 2002 at 7:46 pm
My fcuking face hurts.
March 16th, 2002 at 10:07 pm
I just fell asleep and…what..? why are you staring at me??
March 17th, 2002 at 12:02 pm
“I really don’t know mommy, I woke up like this”
March 18th, 2002 at 10:06 pm
The percing dude says if I get tired of them I could just take them out and I’ll never be able to tell they will heal up perfectly.
March 19th, 2002 at 9:06 pm
oops…i did it again
i played at a bar,
i lost it again
and damn look what’s happened-
March 20th, 2002 at 4:29 pm
just five more and the guinness records ppl will take a look…nurghhh
March 20th, 2002 at 7:51 pm
And it’s better UNDER my shirt!
March 20th, 2002 at 7:54 pm
i fell on my keychaing collection
March 20th, 2002 at 8:40 pm
This Chick goes down on you and she comes up with a mouthful of red pulp!
March 20th, 2002 at 9:53 pm
Mow Ihm mot tryink tu smilhl!
March 20th, 2002 at 9:54 pm
(Translation: No I’m not trying to smile.)
March 20th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
Connect the dots addicts speek out.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:23 pm
mom?
March 20th, 2002 at 10:54 pm
Someone had too much fun with their troll doll…
March 21st, 2002 at 12:39 am
new designs for Mad Magazine mascot Alfred E. Neuman rejected during board meetings to make the magazine appeal to a “younger, hipper” audience.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:14 am
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new spokesperson for Maybelline!
March 21st, 2002 at 4:25 am
every tenth one is free
March 21st, 2002 at 11:37 am
like he’ll get through security at the airport these days
March 21st, 2002 at 10:43 pm
Cher’s new look
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:23 am
Dad, meet my prom date!
March 22nd, 2002 at 4:01 pm
“yes, you ca touch me. as long as you keep that magnet away!!”
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:34 pm
Now Mom, please dont judge Snake until youve met her…
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:38 pm
Blind date goes wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy bad!
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:15 pm
THE PUNKER VERSION OF: IT’S PAT!
March 23rd, 2002 at 12:00 am
For the people who never drew on their barbie’s face before.
March 24th, 2002 at 8:19 pm
Omigod!!! What happened to Krusty???
March 24th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
What is seldom realized, is that she looks much better now.
March 25th, 2002 at 1:05 am
Pinhead’s daughter
March 25th, 2002 at 3:46 pm
H. R. Puffinstuff: The Next Generation
March 25th, 2002 at 8:16 pm
Here you see Luanne, a child from Afganistan,she is suffering from a rare skinn disease…FOR ONLY $5.90 an hour you can sponsor her
March 27th, 2002 at 9:36 am
she should get withe the dudes from the bling picture
March 27th, 2002 at 9:37 am
“Why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last long–hey asshole! Don’t take my picture!”
March 27th, 2002 at 1:24 pm
you want sprinkles with that?
March 27th, 2002 at 9:32 pm
It’s all fun and games until she walks through an airport scanner, then we’ll see who’s laughin’…
March 28th, 2002 at 7:58 pm
Gosh, i hate to get caught on any type of hook or anything…or be seen in public wearing acid wash
March 30th, 2002 at 1:40 am
Got Piecrings?
March 30th, 2002 at 6:21 am
OUCH
March 30th, 2002 at 3:19 pm
….reason #178 why you should get wasted and pass out at you buddies place….
March 31st, 2002 at 7:22 pm
Proof that life on other planets DOES exist…..and shouldn’t.
March 31st, 2002 at 7:24 pm
“Single female, colour/race unknown, likes long walks on the beach, sunsets, rainbows, and all things fuzzy, looking to find single male with similar interests.”
April 2nd, 2002 at 10:02 am
Never fish drunk! This man passed out face first in his tackle box.
April 2nd, 2002 at 11:49 am
Ahh!
April 2nd, 2002 at 4:27 pm
I’MMM NICEEEEEEEEEEE (Red dwarf fans will get this)
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:11 pm
Please help America’s unemployed.
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:52 pm
did u do something to your hair?
April 3rd, 2002 at 10:28 pm
were else do he have piercing !!!
April 4th, 2002 at 12:13 am
Got piercing?
April 4th, 2002 at 5:03 am
“Wait till you see me naked.”
April 4th, 2002 at 9:51 am
yo b, you got somethin on your face.. yeah right there
April 6th, 2002 at 2:11 am
No comments. I thik i’ll go to bathroom to puke a little…
April 6th, 2002 at 2:09 pm
To compensate the feeling of loss after having heard that the studio didn’t allow the addition of the part of Zorro’s mother, Sensuela decided to treat herself to a makeover.
April 7th, 2002 at 12:36 am
Please remember to spay and neuter your animals.
April 7th, 2002 at 3:01 am
The Ghosts of Mars have invaded Earth!
April 8th, 2002 at 2:30 pm
That’s some serious forehead real estate there, why stop now?
April 8th, 2002 at 5:34 pm
Hey…I found Osama Bin Laden!!!
April 8th, 2002 at 9:19 pm
As head of the HR department, I am commited to providing a comfortable working environment for all. So how can I help you?
April 9th, 2002 at 12:03 am
how much are they worth in scrap metal?
April 9th, 2002 at 3:39 am
Hi MUM! Long time no see!
April 9th, 2002 at 7:42 am
I looked in the mirror this morning and I suddenly remembered that I shouldn’t have had that much beer
April 9th, 2002 at 7:43 am
Give me some tongue bitch
April 9th, 2002 at 7:55 am
My music stile?? Heavy metal man!
April 9th, 2002 at 7:57 am
what’s al that rinkling? Is it X-mas yet?
April 9th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
I wanna see Bloodthristers cool dick! >:)~
April 9th, 2002 at 3:36 pm
blinx… is it male, female, or shemale?April 9th, 2002 at 3:41 pm
Anyone need a place to hang their coat??
April 9th, 2002 at 4:32 pm
Hope he isn’t alergic to metal
April 11th, 2002 at 5:24 am
Aw dude, I’d love to go swimming but I forgot my bowl; it takes like 15 minutes for my face to drain after I get out.
April 10th, 2002 at 6:06 pm
Don’t you wanna come to gramma timmy?
April 10th, 2002 at 6:08 pm
Dude… I love metal detectors. Gives me a nice tingly feeling.
April 11th, 2002 at 4:02 pm
…Why…?
April 12th, 2002 at 10:11 am
hehehe…he’s got balls on his face…
April 12th, 2002 at 2:34 pm
GOT PIERCINGS?
April 15th, 2002 at 10:52 pm
Mid-life crisis much?
April 16th, 2002 at 12:01 am
The phrase “Oh my God look at that ugly freak!” comes to mind.
April 16th, 2002 at 3:47 pm
Love me.
April 24th, 2002 at 9:47 am
Rush week pranks
April 26th, 2002 at 11:52 pm
amiphat.com???????
April 28th, 2002 at 6:45 pm
why yes, I am obessive compulsive… how could you tell
May 9th, 2002 at 12:25 am
mommy mommy can I have a ride…please please please???
June 4th, 2002 at 11:00 pm
In line at the Barnum & Bailey Job Fair.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:37 pm
is there something on my face
June 4th, 2002 at 7:05 pm
As everyone knows, the choices one makes at a young age are often cause for embarassment later in life….but hey…at least I could do something about the Farrah Fawcett Hair.
June 9th, 2002 at 9:26 pm
Boy George has new look
June 25th, 2002 at 1:29 pm
No wonder she was voted out of the tribe!
June 29th, 2002 at 1:48 am
A unique view of Roseanne Barr’s asshole.