Why Night Rider was canceled
Ok, this has to be my favorite submission, ever. Do you ever get the feeling that everyone was cool in the 80’s? Guys with perms could be TV stars, that’s just plain wrong.
Ok, this has to be my favorite submission, ever. Do you ever get the feeling that everyone was cool in the 80’s? Guys with perms could be TV stars, that’s just plain wrong.
February 26th, 2002 at 12:00 pm
Who needs the Fonz?
February 26th, 2002 at 6:28 pm | Promoted
(I hate posing with my illegitimate children)
February 26th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
This was the sceen just seconds before “Kit” the under-rated actor/trans am got it’s revenge.
February 26th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
said under breath Are we done yet cause this 40 year old kid is really freaking me out.
February 26th, 2002 at 11:37 pm
...AND I get to keep these bitchin’ clothes too!
February 27th, 2002 at 12:28 am
In the “New” Night Rider series, the famous voice of Kit is revealed when Gary Coleman climbs out from underneath the seat.
February 27th, 2002 at 3:31 pm | Promoted
After realizing he had chicken legs and was wearing bell-bottoms and ankleboots, David Hasslehoff snapped in a burst of pent-up rage and Hulkamania, lifting Gary Coleman and dropping him on his head in the awesome Pile-DriverTM maneuver, stunting Gary’s growth and denting KITT’s hood. KnightRider was subsequently cancelled after Kit activated Turbo-Boost and ran itself off a steep drop into a canyon, unable to exist with that horrible memory. The A-Team tried without success to convert KITT’s remains into a collection of household appliances.
February 28th, 2002 at 5:45 pm | Promoted
Tomorrow on baywatch nights, a special guest star…
March 1st, 2002 at 6:56 pm | Promoted
(both thinking) The guy with the poncho back there is TOTALLY ruining this bitchin’ shot for us!
March 1st, 2002 at 10:25 pm
Two more reasons to drive a Pontiac.
March 2nd, 2002 at 11:17 am | Promoted
This is a promo for the HOT new show that will be FOX’s next attempt to de-thrown friends from the top thursday night comedy. Also, it will do it, this photo is just too damn funny.
March 2nd, 2002 at 2:57 pm | Promoted
“We could kill you with a single thought.”
March 3rd, 2002 at 1:36 am | Promoted
Diffrent Strokes for different folks.
Pioneers of the Hollywood man-child interracial dating scene, David and Gary kept their love that knew no fashion boundaries a secret from everyone. (Here they pose for fans who discovered them leaving a drive-in movie together in 1983.)
March 3rd, 2002 at 9:51 pm | Promoted
Don’t ask me where my thumb just was.
Me neither.
March 4th, 2002 at 11:55 am | Promoted
Bad porno idea #21,341
March 5th, 2002 at 8:52 pm
beam them up Scotty…..........PLEASE !
March 6th, 2002 at 11:51 am | Promoted
All your Anus are belong to us !
March 6th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
My thing is this big.
March 6th, 2002 at 2:13 pm | Promoted
Okay kid, just pretend you’re not scared of the leathery man and we won’t shoot you. Understand?
March 6th, 2002 at 3:24 pm | Promoted
Um, could you move? We’re trying to film the plaid guys.
March 6th, 2002 at 6:50 pm
whatcha talkin’ ‘bout willis?
March 6th, 2002 at 9:35 pm
Two more reasons for not giving a damn that the screen actors guild is going on strike…
March 7th, 2002 at 1:41 am
GC: You know, I only look this small because I’m standing 40 feet behind you…
DH: If you say that one more time, I’ll tell you where this fist is going…
March 7th, 2002 at 2:49 pm | Promoted
Kitt is thinking “when he turns off the camera, just a little throttle…and POW! These two pains in the ass are gone for good!”
March 7th, 2002 at 3:34 pm | Promoted
Camerman#1: they’ve been standing like this since 1985…
Cameraman#2: Just keep smiling… and… back… slowly… away…
March 7th, 2002 at 4:16 pm | Promoted
And…. jazz hands!!
March 8th, 2002 at 1:32 am | Promoted
hey- it’s my wallpaper. No, seriously. This picture is on my desktop.
March 8th, 2002 at 3:43 am
System overload. Too many insults, too much to mock, where to start? WHERE TO START???
March 8th, 2002 at 3:59 am
CELEBRITY HIT AND RUN…...AND ACTION!
March 8th, 2002 at 4:34 am | Promoted
my smile has frozen.. ya, i’m a professional model..
March 8th, 2002 at 7:05 am | Promoted
“When Eighties Icons Attack!”
March 8th, 2002 at 6:34 pm | Promoted
We are HOT!!!!!
March 8th, 2002 at 9:42 pm | Promoted
This summer, coming to a theater near you…
Coleman, Hasselhoff
in…
Shorty and Smoove
March 9th, 2002 at 5:24 am
can you take the shot already! i’m late for my 7:30—- on david hasslehoff
March 9th, 2002 at 8:27 am | Promoted
Director: DAVID, YOUR NOT IN THIS!
March 9th, 2002 at 9:11 am
PLEASE hit the gas!!!
March 9th, 2002 at 10:55 am
So I was trying to take a picture of my cousins and these jackasses pulled up and jumped in the picture…
March 9th, 2002 at 12:02 pm | Promoted
David Hasselhoff is a creative genius! His latest project? BaywatchyoutalkinboutWillis!
March 9th, 2002 at 1:46 pm
heh heh heh, i’m gonna kick em in the kneecaps and steal his money… heh heh heh…
March 9th, 2002 at 2:41 pm | Promoted
Fine, we can’t act. But tell me this, big shot, who’s got the money?
March 9th, 2002 at 3:12 pm | Promoted
like looking into a mirror.
March 9th, 2002 at 6:43 pm
Come on! I promise—we’re really, really big in Japan!!
March 9th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
KIT, “Where’smy cutters, wheres’s my cutters
Dammit, Im not the Mach 5!!!!!”
March 10th, 2002 at 3:37 am | Promoted
say “Yes!” to prostate exams!
March 10th, 2002 at 8:08 am | Promoted
gc: Can we hurry this up? I’m late for dialysis.
dh: Always looking for sympathy. At least you can see out of your right eye!
March 10th, 2002 at 12:44 pm
WhatchooTalkin’bout Kitt?
March 10th, 2002 at 3:31 pm | Promoted
i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a car who looked good, i would call her…
March 10th, 2002 at 11:45 pm
Life’s good being eye-level with your cock
March 12th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
This fight was just added to Fox’s ‘Celebrity Boxing’ ... it’s a 2-on-1 match!
March 12th, 2002 at 5:05 pm
The car says: Back off guys, you’re making me look bad!
March 13th, 2002 at 3:05 am
Watch out steve irwin, they’re stealing ur thumb up ass trick.
March 13th, 2002 at 7:24 pm
I’m David H and I’m 50 times bigger than you – GET IN MY BELLY (And this is my token cool car because it’s the 80s and I wouldn’t have a career without it)...
March 13th, 2002 at 8:11 pm
what’s with the ladders and the guys in plaid shirts?
March 13th, 2002 at 9:30 pm | Promoted
Okay, Gary, get back under the hood, climb into your little spinning cage and get this car moving!
March 15th, 2002 at 12:56 am | Promoted
This jacket is made of pleather.
March 15th, 2002 at 10:28 am
Hey, look at the little guy’s thumb. The pattern on the shirt makes it look like his thumb is glowing or on fire or something. Teehee
March 15th, 2002 at 9:27 pm
We’re gonna get some TRIM tonight !
March 16th, 2002 at 3:41 am
This was taken the day we moved into our apartment. Now, people never say anything about the “color” issue, but we always have to field questions about how guys of such different size can have sex! — The fact is, Gary’s much more hung than I am.
March 16th, 2002 at 4:04 pm
I AM THE ULTIMATE THUMB WRESTLING CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!! “WHat chu talking bout HONKEY! I”LL JAM THAT THUMB SO FAR UP YO CRAKKER ASSS…”
March 16th, 2002 at 7:20 pm | Promoted
Wouldnt it be funny if the emergency break just snapped?
March 16th, 2002 at 7:54 pm
K*I*T Kansas is teeny
March 17th, 2002 at 11:55 am
“Let me jump aside and move forward fast, KID”
March 17th, 2002 at 11:58 am
“Let me jump aside and move forward fast, KITT”
March 18th, 2002 at 10:13 pm
You Son-of-a-bitch dave you said this car really talked.
March 20th, 2002 at 6:23 am
Hmm.. Is that David Hasselhoff?
March 20th, 2002 at 8:21 pm | Promoted
then kit molests gary coleman
March 20th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
“Hey Willis! Mr. D could never afford a car like!!! He never touched in such wonderful ways, either!!!!”
March 20th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
“Don’t think that midget is going to be driving me anytime soon!”
March 20th, 2002 at 9:46 pm
Gary Coleman & David Hasselhoff Promote there new Tie Boe to the eighties workout.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
David thinks gary is just the right height, and gary thinks david is just the right height
March 21st, 2002 at 4:29 am
Gary is just the right height to give him head standing up… that’s gotta be so convenient
March 21st, 2002 at 10:37 pm | Promoted
Germany’s #1 rated show
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:18 am
Man my ass hurts..
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:03 pm
PORN AT ITS WORST
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:26 pm | Promoted
Someone teach these morons how to thumb-wrestle right.
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:26 pm
Least effective “Just Say No” campaign poster ever.
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:27 pm
Kit goes nuts and kills Hollywood’s most promising new talent.
March 22nd, 2002 at 7:05 pm | Promoted
OK, So which one is fonzy?
March 24th, 2002 at 11:36 pm | Promoted
If kit was really a smart car, he’d run them over.
March 25th, 2002 at 1:33 am
the car talks? what you talkin bout?
March 25th, 2002 at 3:14 am | Promoted
Emmanual Lewis poses with Henry Winkler.
March 25th, 2002 at 9:50 pm
so,David, do you think if you ever get a show involving lifeguards….
March 26th, 2002 at 4:28 pm | Promoted
whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie?
March 27th, 2002 at 9:20 pm | Promoted
Mid 80’s,somewhere in Mexico, the fall of mankind was masterminded by Gary Coleman, Kit and David Hasselhoff..until the A-Team showed up and kicked some ass! GO JOE!... wait, I mean, go MR T!
March 28th, 2002 at 10:26 am | Promoted
What you talkin ‘bout Willis?
March 28th, 2002 at 2:09 pm
After just a few episodes of “That ‘80s Show” we remembered why we were so glad when the ‘90s began.
March 28th, 2002 at 10:50 pm | Promoted
They always put the smart guy in the back.
March 29th, 2002 at 12:01 am
“Just seconds before KIT flipped out, ran over Gary Coleman, and headed for Mexico”
March 29th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
...Police say this picture was taken just days before the mysterious disappearance of both their careers; if you have any information as to their whereabouts, please call
1-800-job-corps…
March 30th, 2002 at 12:34 am
It’s that new superhero faction, the Outdated League!!!
March 30th, 2002 at 1:54 pm
If I could only hit the accelerator in the KNIGHTRIDER right now…..
March 30th, 2002 at 3:10 pm
....and yet another reason why Chuck was fired….
April 1st, 2002 at 7:01 am
Isnt child porn illegal?
April 2nd, 2002 at 9:53 am | Promoted
All right Gary, fun’s over. Back in the glove-box.
April 2nd, 2002 at 9:55 am
Was this before, or after, Gary kicked that woman’s ass at the Army-Navy surplus store?
April 2nd, 2002 at 11:45 am
Knight Webster
Coming to Fox this fall
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:24 pm
Do you think they know that the car behind them has no breaks?
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:12 pm
Once in a long while, a star comes along that changes the face of television forever. Too bad these losers got in the way of Kit!
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:30 pm
I know the 80s sucked but god damn those people are losers…
April 3rd, 2002 at 8:26 am
Gary says that peeing your pants is cool!
April 3rd, 2002 at 1:58 pm | Promoted
We are people from the future. We are here to save the world circa 1943 from destruction. It’s all good.
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:14 pm
Know a locksmith, friendly viewer?
April 4th, 2002 at 2:31 pm
This is so much like my nightmares it’s scary.
April 4th, 2002 at 8:48 pm
[photographer] OK, great…how let’s try putting those thumbs in EACH OTHER’s assholes…
April 5th, 2002 at 9:17 am
And finally David Hasselhoff met his biological father…
April 5th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
Scratch and Snif our thumbs!
April 6th, 2002 at 1:10 am
This week on LIFETIME….”Biological twins seperated at birth…finally reunited”
April 7th, 2002 at 1:59 am
Wow! Standing Next to Hasselhoff..and standing next to a car thatI will probalby be stealing in a couple years from this bitch
April 7th, 2002 at 2:36 pm | Promoted
Posing to celebrate their 30th birhtday.
April 7th, 2002 at 11:18 pm
QUICK! Kitt, run them over while you still can!
April 8th, 2002 at 4:08 pm | Promoted
Years later the guy on the right went on to make hundreds of millions of dollars with a syndicated TV show about lifeguards.
No. Really.
April 8th, 2002 at 4:09 pm
In Germany the LOVE the guy on the right- and they HATE the one on the left!
(And they probably think the car is cool,... who doesn’t?)
April 8th, 2002 at 5:21 pm | Promoted
Father and son reunion!
April 8th, 2002 at 9:16 pm
Moulder and Sculley find themselves in new bodies in the scariest x-files yet!
April 9th, 2002 at 7:32 am
These are the thumbs we use to finger eachother
April 9th, 2002 at 7:48 am
Hasselhof: We’re changing the name in WEBSTER-RIDER.
April 9th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
Happy shoeshine Bruddah!
April 9th, 2002 at 3:51 pm
gritted teeth mummerThis just killed my careerApril 10th, 2002 at 10:00 am
“Oops, on of my testicles popped out of my pants and it’s BLACK!”
April 11th, 2002 at 3:52 pm | Promoted
Failed “Got Milk” Ad:
Milk, Helps you grow big, unlike Gary here
April 12th, 2002 at 5:33 am | Promoted
Hello, I am the Knight Industries Two Thousand, In persuit mode, my top speed is 350 mph. I can jump 60 feet in the air, smash through 4 feet of concrete, even microwave-jam an attack helicopter. In this episode, I also gain the ability to vomit.
April 12th, 2002 at 10:22 pm | Promoted
“C’Mon, David…say it…Bling, Bling!”
April 16th, 2002 at 12:20 am
Not knowing that the car’s parking brake was turned off, Mr. Coleman and Mr. Hasselhoff soon plummeted to their horrible deaths. And the world was at peace.
April 16th, 2002 at 2:37 pm
(Gritting teeth)”just keep smilin you little monkey or its back to Kenya for you!”
April 18th, 2002 at 1:13 pm
Look what I found Ma’ can I keep him?
What you talkin ‘bout David
April 19th, 2002 at 2:03 pm
I have the poster on my bedroom wall and I kiss it before I go to bed every night.
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:27 pm
KITT Mystery solved during engine re-rit, talking car my arse
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:28 pm | Promoted
KITT Mystery solved during engine re-fit, talking car my butt
April 24th, 2002 at 7:05 pm
Trains, Plains and Beach Blanket Bimbos…
April 29th, 2002 at 3:57 pm | Promoted
YOUR GAY
April 29th, 2002 at 11:33 pm
“You’re STILL a home”
April 29th, 2002 at 11:34 pm | Promoted
Youre STILL a HOMO
May 2nd, 2002 at 5:12 pm
Are they gone yet, my cheeks hurt
May 6th, 2002 at 5:04 pm | Promoted
move the cock aside
May 6th, 2002 at 9:21 pm | Promoted
Taken instants before the tragic car accident.
To the driver…..a gold medal
May 8th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
Call me webster again and I’ll bite your knees off
May 22nd, 2002 at 9:05 pm | Promoted
“I stuck in my thumb and pulled out a plumb and said ‘What a good boy am I!’”
May 26th, 2002 at 2:39 pm
Look at what great things can happen when the races unite. Not since well…ever have we seen a duo this cool.
May 31st, 2002 at 8:21 pm | Promoted
Watcha talkin’ ‘bout…you’re still a homo.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:04 am
Ahh the 80’s…What in the name of all that’s Holy were we thinking?
June 5th, 2002 at 12:17 pm | Promoted
Mine’s about this big. Really?? Me, too! Why do you think I got the car?...
June 7th, 2002 at 11:08 pm
So thats how the car talked.
June 9th, 2002 at 8:01 am | Promoted
The pilot for the revamped Starsky and Hutch show was met with mixed reviews.
June 11th, 2002 at 10:05 pm | Promoted
The winner & first runnerup putting on the Mojo after wiping out the competition in this years ‘Aaayyy Fonzy’ look-a-like contest.
June 14th, 2002 at 5:47 pm | Promoted
Best Picture Ever
June 23rd, 2002 at 12:40 am | Promoted
Knight Rider meets Night Watchman
June 29th, 2002 at 1:58 am | Promoted
The night rider automobile gained unsurpassed power because it summoned hasslehoff to use little black children as fuel
July 30th, 2002 at 3:16 pm
Well, no, he’s not my slave, exactly. I mean, slavery is illegal, heh heh. No, he’s more like a pet, you might say…
July 31st, 2002 at 11:15 pm
YOU STILL A HOMO !
August 6th, 2002 at 10:35 pm | Promoted
Keep smilin Davey – after this photo shoot I’m gonna tag your mom again.
August 8th, 2002 at 7:37 am | Promoted
You’re still a Homo
August 12th, 2002 at 8:00 am | Promoted
Despite cutting edge technology, KITT could only sing along as his human friends enjoyed playing “I’m a little T-Pot”
August 12th, 2002 at 10:54 pm | Promoted
Wonder Twin Powers, activate!
August 20th, 2002 at 8:21 am
This is why drugs are bad kids
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:21 am | Promoted
“I’m gonna stick it in your ass Hasslehoff!”
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:32 am | Promoted
David should change his name to Ace
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:36 am | Promoted
The Ambiguosly Gay Duo
September 25th, 2002 at 1:46 am
Buy XBOX!
October 8th, 2002 at 5:55 pm | Promoted
Gary Coleman, here at age 35, is David Hasselhoff’s mentor. On this show, he teaches him how to be a fag, including making him wear tight bell bottoms and having David grow an afro, claiming to David that “He looks fly”.
October 8th, 2002 at 7:27 pm | Promoted
A show that stars David Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman? Now I know there is a God.
October 18th, 2002 at 11:46 am | Promoted
Got Cock?