Why Night Rider was canceled
Ok, this has to be my favorite submission, ever. Do you ever get the feeling that everyone was cool in the 80’s? Guys with perms could be TV stars, that’s just plain wrong.
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July 8th, 2004 at 11:48 pm
With Knight Rider and Diff’rent Strokes both on dvd in the same year maybe the royalties will allow us to quit Hollywood Escorts and just suck cock for fun!
April 11th, 2004 at 8:11 pm
Welcome to hollywood escorts. White and tall or black and small…we can take it all.
April 2nd, 2002 at 9:53 am
All right Gary, fun’s over. Back in the glove-box.
April 29th, 2002 at 11:34 pm
Youre STILL a HOMO
April 21st, 2004 at 10:22 pm
Shaun Cox has some new cocks to play with!
April 21st, 2004 at 11:19 pm
Tell me Gary and David, Is Shaun Cox STILL a HOMO?
March 9th, 2002 at 12:02 pm
David Hasselhoff is a creative genius! His latest project? BaywatchyoutalkinboutWillis!
August 8th, 2002 at 7:37 am
You’re still a Homo
April 12th, 2004 at 3:27 pm
We like cock
December 30th, 2002 at 2:25 am
Ahh… so now we know how they did all those driverless scenes!!! It was Gary behind the wheel all that time.
May 21st, 2003 at 9:37 am
Make mine a short black
April 8th, 2002 at 4:08 pm
Years later the guy on the right went on to make hundreds of millions of dollars with a syndicated TV show about lifeguards.
No. Really.
June 23rd, 2002 at 12:40 am
Knight Rider meets Night Watchman
February 26th, 2002 at 6:28 pm
(I hate posing with my illegitimate children)
April 12th, 2002 at 10:22 pm
“C’Mon, David…say it…Bling, Bling!”
April 12th, 2002 at 5:33 am
Hello, I am the Knight Industries Two Thousand, In persuit mode, my top speed is 350 mph. I can jump 60 feet in the air, smash through 4 feet of concrete, even microwave-jam an attack helicopter. In this episode, I also gain the ability to vomit.
July 12th, 2004 at 10:43 am
I am NOT still a HOMO. I took a course. Now I have the hots for Streisand and Shirley Temple!
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:28 pm
KITT Mystery solved during engine re-fit, talking car my butt
April 29th, 2002 at 3:57 pm
YOUR GAY
June 14th, 2002 at 5:47 pm
Best Picture Ever
June 29th, 2002 at 1:58 am
The night rider automobile gained unsurpassed power because it summoned hasslehoff to use little black children as fuel
March 6th, 2002 at 11:51 am
All your Anus are belong to us !
March 7th, 2002 at 4:16 pm
And…. jazz hands!!
October 18th, 2002 at 11:46 am
Got Cock?
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:21 am
“I’m gonna stick it in your ass Hasslehoff!”
August 18th, 2003 at 4:42 pm
Your Still A Homo
March 1st, 2002 at 6:56 pm
(both thinking) The guy with the poncho back there is TOTALLY ruining this bitchin’ shot for us!
March 3rd, 2002 at 1:36 am
*Diffírent Strokes for different folks.*
Pioneers of the Hollywood man-child interracial dating scene, David and Gary kept their love that knew no fashion boundaries a secret from everyone. (Here they pose for fans who discovered them leaving a drive-in movie together in 1983.)
March 4th, 2002 at 11:55 am
Bad porno idea #21,341
March 8th, 2002 at 7:05 am
“When Eighties Icons Attack!”
March 25th, 2002 at 3:14 am
Emmanual Lewis poses with Henry Winkler.
March 27th, 2002 at 9:20 pm
Mid 80’s,somewhere in Mexico, the fall of mankind was masterminded by Gary Coleman, Kit and David Hasselhoff..until the A-Team showed up and kicked some ass! GO JOE!… wait, I mean, go MR T!
April 1st, 2003 at 10:26 pm
Youre STILL a homo
January 8th, 2004 at 7:42 pm
You’re Still a Homo
April 21st, 2004 at 10:42 pm
Tell me Shaun, do you wipe the jizz into the monitor so as to impregnate Gary and David? Or do you lick the jizz off and pretend its theirs?
March 2nd, 2002 at 2:57 pm
“We could kill you with a single thought.”
March 8th, 2002 at 1:32 am
hey- it’s my wallpaper. No, seriously. This picture is on my desktop.
March 10th, 2002 at 8:08 am
gc: Can we hurry this up? I’m late for dialysis.
dh: Always looking for sympathy. At least you can see out of your right eye!
March 10th, 2002 at 3:31 pm
i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a car who looked good, i would call her…
October 8th, 2002 at 5:55 pm
Gary Coleman, here at age 35, is David Hasselhoff’s mentor. On this show, he teaches him how to be a fag, including making him wear tight bell bottoms and having David grow an afro, claiming to David that “He looks fly”.
September 3rd, 2004 at 1:41 pm
one more for the road ?
September 2nd, 2004 at 3:44 pm
Whoops, my cock fell off. i named him gary coleman.
March 6th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
Okay kid, just pretend you’re not scared of the leathery man and we won’t shoot you. Understand?
March 7th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
Camerman#1: they’ve been standing like this since 1985…
Cameraman#2: Just keep smiling… and… back… slowly… away…
March 10th, 2002 at 3:37 am
say “Yes!” to prostate exams!
March 15th, 2002 at 12:56 am
This jacket is made of pleather.
March 28th, 2002 at 10:26 am
What you talkin ’bout Willis?
April 7th, 2002 at 2:36 pm
Posing to celebrate their 30th birhtday.
May 22nd, 2002 at 9:05 pm
“I stuck in my thumb and pulled out a plumb and said ‘What a good boy am I!’”
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:36 am
The Ambiguosly Gay Duo
October 8th, 2002 at 7:27 pm
A show that stars David Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman? Now I know there is a God.
January 17th, 2003 at 2:02 pm
Your a Homo!
January 22nd, 2003 at 10:12 pm
YOUR STILL A HOMO
February 21st, 2003 at 3:36 pm
We finally get to meet the “Gooch”.
August 12th, 2003 at 4:46 am
david smiles as he realizes he’s taken shits bigger than coleman.
April 21st, 2004 at 10:38 pm
So, Shaun cox is still having a lot of fun then!
April 21st, 2004 at 11:22 pm
Tell me Shaun, what else have you been doing for the last two years besides voting for your caption and jacking off to Gary and
Tell me, Shaun, what else have you been doing for the last TWO YEARS besides voting for your caption and jacking off to Gary and David?
April 21st, 2004 at 11:45 pm
Gary, David, Please show us how big Shaun Cox’s cock was when he jacked off in front of you.
April 22nd, 2004 at 1:59 pm
Gary, David, tell us, has Shaun Cox ever been the employee of the month at Hollywood Escorts? How many billions of men has he served?
November 13th, 2004 at 12:04 pm
You’re Still A Homo
June 18th, 2004 at 7:13 am
Say no to child molestation
July 8th, 2004 at 11:50 pm
Hollywood Escorts: Diff’rent Strokes for Diff’rent Folks!
August 17th, 2004 at 1:50 am
Hey, I might be small but one of these days Ima be drivin’ a car like David! Aint he one cool mofo?
February 28th, 2006 at 7:46 pm
Pimpin’ — it ain’t easy.
February 28th, 2002 at 5:45 pm
Tomorrow on baywatch nights, a special guest star…
March 2nd, 2002 at 11:17 am
This is a promo for the HOT new show that will be FOX’s next attempt to de-thrown friends from the top thursday night comedy. Also, it will do it, this photo is just too damn funny.
March 3rd, 2002 at 9:51 pm
Don’t ask me where my thumb just was.
Me neither.
March 6th, 2002 at 3:24 pm
Um, could you move? We’re trying to film the plaid guys.
March 7th, 2002 at 2:49 pm
Kitt is thinking “when he turns off the camera, just a little throttle…and POW! These two pains in the ass are gone for good!”
March 8th, 2002 at 4:34 am
my smile has frozen.. ya, i’m a professional model..
March 8th, 2002 at 6:34 pm
We are HOT!!!!!
March 8th, 2002 at 9:42 pm
This summer, coming to a theater near you…
Coleman, Hasselhoff
in…
Shorty and Smoove
March 9th, 2002 at 8:27 am
Director: DAVID, YOUR NOT IN THIS!
March 9th, 2002 at 2:41 pm
Fine, we can’t act. But tell me this, big shot, who’s got the money?
March 9th, 2002 at 3:12 pm
like looking into a mirror.
March 13th, 2002 at 9:30 pm
Okay, Gary, get back under the hood, climb into your little spinning cage and get this car moving!
March 16th, 2002 at 7:20 pm
Wouldnt it be funny if the emergency break just snapped?
March 20th, 2002 at 8:21 pm
then kit molests gary coleman
March 21st, 2002 at 10:37 pm
Germany’s #1 rated show
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:26 pm
Someone teach these morons how to thumb-wrestle right.
March 22nd, 2002 at 7:05 pm
OK, So which one is fonzy?
March 24th, 2002 at 11:36 pm
If kit was really a smart car, he’d run them over.
March 26th, 2002 at 4:28 pm
whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie?
March 28th, 2002 at 10:50 pm
They always put the smart guy in the back.
April 3rd, 2002 at 1:58 pm
We are people from the future. We are here to save the world circa 1943 from destruction. It’s all good.
April 11th, 2002 at 3:52 pm
Failed “Got Milk” Ad:
Milk, Helps you grow big, unlike Gary here
May 6th, 2002 at 5:04 pm
move the cock aside
May 31st, 2002 at 8:21 pm
Watcha talkin’ ’bout…you’re still a homo.
June 5th, 2002 at 12:17 pm
Mine’s about this big. Really?? Me, too! Why do you think I got the car?…
June 9th, 2002 at 8:01 am
The pilot for the revamped Starsky and Hutch show was met with mixed reviews.
June 11th, 2002 at 10:05 pm
The winner & first runnerup putting on the Mojo after wiping out the competition in this years ‘Aaayyy Fonzy’ look-a-like contest.
August 6th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
Keep smilin Davey – after this photo shoot I’m gonna tag your mom again.
August 12th, 2002 at 8:00 am
Despite cutting edge technology, KITT could only sing along as his human friends enjoyed playing “I’m a little T-Pot”
August 12th, 2002 at 10:54 pm
Wonder Twin Powers, activate!
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:32 am
David should change his name to Ace
December 25th, 2002 at 7:36 pm
Crash Dummies. Coming to a theater near you.
December 29th, 2002 at 10:10 pm
Yet more celebrities who approve of and are willing to sacrifice themselves, to create human leather. White leather coming soon!
January 17th, 2003 at 1:48 pm
Your a Homo!
January 22nd, 2003 at 10:08 pm
YOUR STILL A HOMO!
February 11th, 2003 at 1:35 pm
Suck it Trebek..
March 15th, 2003 at 5:11 am
David: Doing anything after this, Gary?
Gary: No.
David: Let’s go for a beer.
Gary: Sure! Let’s go!
David: I’ll drive.
April 18th, 2003 at 12:44 pm
you’re STILL a homo
May 6th, 2003 at 4:12 pm
HA HA
FAG!
May 11th, 2003 at 4:50 pm
You’re gay
December 2nd, 2003 at 1:12 am
You’re a FAG!
February 21st, 2004 at 9:40 am
KISS MY SHORT BLACK ASS
May 4th, 2004 at 12:39 pm
good luck on finals!!
December 7th, 2004 at 4:12 am
Kevin Keegan congratulates Shaun Wright-Phiilips on his Player of the Month Award
May 12th, 2004 at 12:50 pm
tHIS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY SHAUNS COX
May 26th, 2004 at 8:05 pm
Photo taken nanoseconds before KITT rabidly enforced the basic tenet of evolution – survival of the fittest.
July 1st, 2004 at 4:11 pm
“What’s got two thumbs and likes blow jobs ???????”
July 2nd, 2004 at 11:42 am
Gary is my shizzle
August 11th, 2004 at 1:50 pm
“Okay guys, thumbs up if you’ve tag-teamed Aaron!”
September 3rd, 2004 at 1:53 am
Tonight, on a very special Diff’rent Strokes…
September 30th, 2004 at 12:40 pm
Bad Porn Idea #1,765
June 2nd, 2005 at 8:55 am
You’re a homo!!
July 3rd, 2005 at 5:09 pm
Short and Simple
July 27th, 2005 at 1:12 am
Don’t be queer!
Buy my gear!
August 12th, 2005 at 9:08 am
YOUR STILL A HOMO!!
August 30th, 2005 at 10:50 am
Your Still a HOMO
November 9th, 2005 at 12:26 pm
Quick guys help me get this ladder up so we can escape. After they stick their thumbs up each others asses they commin’ after us!!!
November 9th, 2005 at 12:29 pm
David is seen here posing with Kitt’s engine oil dipstick. As you can tell by the colour oil needs to be changed.
February 3rd, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Ron is a homo
February 28th, 2006 at 6:46 am
Yes Herr Lichenschtik, it’s about the size of my thumb.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:50 am
Stroke this and Ride it!
July 18th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
Adelaido
Keep up the good work.
Your Friend David
February 26th, 2002 at 12:00 pm
Who needs the Fonz?
February 26th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
This was the sceen just seconds before “Kit” the under-rated actor/trans am got it’s revenge.
February 26th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
*said under breath* Are we done yet cause this 40 year old kid is really freaking me out.
February 26th, 2002 at 11:37 pm
…AND I get to keep these bitchin’ clothes too!
February 27th, 2002 at 12:28 am
In the “New” Night Rider series, the famous voice of Kit is revealed when Gary Coleman climbs out from underneath the seat.
March 1st, 2002 at 10:25 pm
Two more reasons to drive a Pontiac.
March 5th, 2002 at 8:52 pm
beam them up Scotty………….PLEASE !
March 6th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
My thing is this big.
March 6th, 2002 at 6:50 pm
whatcha talkin’ ’bout willis?
March 6th, 2002 at 9:35 pm
Two more reasons for not giving a damn that the screen actors guild is going on strike…
March 7th, 2002 at 1:41 am
GC: You know, I only look this small because I’m standing 40 feet behind you…
DH: If you say that one more time, I’ll tell you where this fist is going…
March 8th, 2002 at 3:43 am
System overload. Too many insults, too much to mock, where to start? WHERE TO START???
March 8th, 2002 at 3:59 am
CELEBRITY HIT AND RUN……AND ACTION!
March 9th, 2002 at 5:24 am
can you take the shot already! i’m late for my 7:30 — on david hasslehoff
March 9th, 2002 at 9:11 am
PLEASE hit the gas!!!
March 9th, 2002 at 10:55 am
So I was trying to take a picture of my cousins and these jackasses pulled up and jumped in the picture…
March 9th, 2002 at 1:46 pm
heh heh heh, i’m gonna kick em in the kneecaps and steal his money… heh heh heh…
March 9th, 2002 at 6:43 pm
Come on! I promise–we’re really, really big in Japan!!
March 9th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
KIT, “Where’smy cutters, wheres’s my cutters!?! Dammit, Im not the Mach 5!!!!!”
March 10th, 2002 at 12:44 pm
WhatchooTalkin’bout Kitt?
March 10th, 2002 at 11:45 pm
Life’s good being eye-level with your cock
March 12th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
This fight was just added to Fox’s ‘Celebrity Boxing’ … it’s a 2-on-1 match!
March 12th, 2002 at 5:05 pm
The car says: Back off guys, you’re making me look bad!
March 13th, 2002 at 3:05 am
Watch out steve irwin, they’re stealing ur thumb up ass trick.
March 13th, 2002 at 7:24 pm
I’m David H and I’m 50 times bigger than you – GET IN MY BELLY (And this is my token cool car because it’s the 80s and I wouldn’t have a career without it)…
March 13th, 2002 at 8:11 pm
what’s with the ladders and the guys in plaid shirts?
March 15th, 2002 at 10:28 am
Hey, look at the little guy’s thumb. The pattern on the shirt makes it look like his thumb is glowing or on fire or something. Teehee
March 15th, 2002 at 9:27 pm
We’re gonna get some *TRIM* tonight !
March 16th, 2002 at 3:41 am
This was taken the day we moved into our apartment. Now, people never say anything about the “color” issue, but we always have to field questions about how guys of such different size can have sex! — The fact is, Gary’s much more hung than I am.
March 16th, 2002 at 4:04 pm
I AM THE ULTIMATE THUMB WRESTLING CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!! “WHat chu talking bout HONKEY! I”LL JAM THAT THUMB SO FAR UP YO CRAKKER ASSS…”
March 16th, 2002 at 7:54 pm
K*I*T Kansas is teeny
March 17th, 2002 at 11:55 am
“Let me jump aside and move forward fast, KID”
March 17th, 2002 at 11:58 am
“Let me jump aside and move forward fast, KITT”
March 18th, 2002 at 10:13 pm
You Son-of-a-bitch dave you said this car really talked.
March 20th, 2002 at 6:23 am
Hmm.. Is that David Hasselhoff?
March 20th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
“Hey Willis! Mr. D could never afford a car like!!! He never touched in such wonderful ways, either!!!!”
March 20th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
“Don’t think that midget is going to be driving me anytime soon!”
March 20th, 2002 at 9:46 pm
Gary Coleman & David Hasselhoff Promote there new Tie Boe to the eighties workout.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
David thinks gary is just the right height, and gary thinks david is just the right height
March 21st, 2002 at 4:29 am
Gary is just the right height to give him head standing up… that’s gotta be so convenient
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:18 am
Man my ass hurts..
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:03 pm
PORN AT ITS WORST
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:26 pm
Least effective “Just Say No” campaign poster ever.
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:27 pm
Kit goes nuts and kills Hollywood’s most promising new talent.
March 25th, 2002 at 1:33 am
the car talks? what you talkin bout?
March 25th, 2002 at 9:50 pm
so,David, do you think if you ever get a show involving lifeguards….
March 28th, 2002 at 2:09 pm
After just a few episodes of “That ’80s Show” we remembered why we were so glad when the ’90s began.
March 29th, 2002 at 12:01 am
“Just seconds before KIT flipped out, ran over Gary Coleman, and headed for Mexico”
March 29th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
…Police say this picture was taken just days before the mysterious disappearance of both their careers; if you have any information as to their whereabouts, please call
1-800-job-corps…
March 30th, 2002 at 12:34 am
It’s that new superhero faction, the Outdated League!!!
March 30th, 2002 at 1:54 pm
If I could only hit the accelerator in the KNIGHTRIDER right now…..
March 30th, 2002 at 3:10 pm
….and yet another reason why Chuck was fired….
April 1st, 2002 at 7:01 am
Isnt child porn illegal?
April 2nd, 2002 at 9:55 am
Was this before, or after, Gary kicked that woman’s ass at the Army-Navy surplus store?
April 2nd, 2002 at 11:45 am
Knight Webster
Coming to Fox this fall
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:24 pm
Do you think they know that the car behind them has no breaks?
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:12 pm
Once in a long while, a star comes along that changes the face of television forever. Too bad these losers got in the way of Kit!
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:30 pm
I know the 80s sucked but god damn those people are losers…
April 3rd, 2002 at 8:26 am
Gary says that peeing your pants is cool!
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:14 pm
Know a locksmith, friendly viewer?
April 4th, 2002 at 2:31 pm
This is so much like my nightmares it’s scary.
April 4th, 2002 at 8:48 pm
[photographer] OK, great…how let’s try putting those thumbs in EACH OTHER’s assholes…
April 5th, 2002 at 9:17 am
And finally David Hasselhoff met his biological father…
April 5th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
Scratch and Snif our thumbs!
April 6th, 2002 at 1:10 am
This week on LIFETIME….”Biological twins seperated at birth…finally reunited”
April 7th, 2002 at 1:59 am
Wow! Standing Next to Hasselhoff..and standing next to a car thatI will probalby be stealing in a couple years from this bitch
April 7th, 2002 at 11:18 pm
QUICK! Kitt, run them over while you still can!
April 8th, 2002 at 4:09 pm
In Germany the LOVE the guy on the right- and they HATE the one on the left!
(And they probably think the car is cool,… who doesn’t?)
April 8th, 2002 at 9:16 pm
Moulder and Sculley find themselves in new bodies in the scariest x-files yet!
April 9th, 2002 at 7:32 am
These are the thumbs we use to finger eachother
April 9th, 2002 at 7:48 am
Hasselhof: We’re changing the name in WEBSTER-RIDER.
April 9th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
Happy shoeshine Bruddah!
April 9th, 2002 at 3:51 pm
-gritted teeth mummer- This just killed my career
April 10th, 2002 at 10:00 am
“Oops, on of my testicles popped out of my pants and it’s BLACK!”
April 16th, 2002 at 12:20 am
Not knowing that the car’s parking brake was turned off, Mr. Coleman and Mr. Hasselhoff soon plummeted to their horrible deaths. And the world was at peace.
April 16th, 2002 at 2:37 pm
(Gritting teeth)”just keep smilin you little monkey or its back to Kenya for you!”
April 18th, 2002 at 1:13 pm
Look what I found Ma’ can I keep him?
What you talkin ’bout David
April 19th, 2002 at 2:03 pm
I have the poster on my bedroom wall and I kiss it before I go to bed every night.
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:27 pm
KITT Mystery solved during engine re-rit, talking car my arse
April 24th, 2002 at 7:05 pm
Trains, Plains and Beach Blanket Bimbos…
April 29th, 2002 at 11:33 pm
“You’re STILL a home”
May 2nd, 2002 at 5:12 pm
Are they gone yet, my cheeks hurt
May 8th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
Call me webster again and I’ll bite your knees off
May 26th, 2002 at 2:39 pm
Look at what great things can happen when the races unite. Not since well…ever have we seen a duo this cool.
September 25th, 2002 at 1:46 am
Buy XBOX!
June 4th, 2002 at 11:04 am
Ahh the 80’s…What in the name of all that’s Holy were we thinking?
June 7th, 2002 at 11:08 pm
So thats how the car talked.
July 30th, 2002 at 3:16 pm
Well, no, he’s not my slave, exactly. I mean, slavery is illegal, heh heh. No, he’s more like a pet, you might say…
July 31st, 2002 at 11:15 pm
YOU STILL A HOMO !
August 19th, 2003 at 11:58 pm
no. YOU’RE a homo.
August 20th, 2002 at 8:21 am
This is why drugs are bad kids
October 18th, 2002 at 12:40 pm
What you talkin’ about, FAGWEED?
January 17th, 2003 at 1:52 pm
Your a Homo!
January 22nd, 2003 at 9:55 pm
Watcha talkin’ ’bout…you’re still a homo.
January 23rd, 2003 at 11:54 pm
your a homo
February 8th, 2003 at 5:29 am
do u wanna be in my gang
February 8th, 2003 at 5:30 am
jump inside kid no bullies will see you
February 21st, 2003 at 3:31 pm
Gary: “Get outta my way tall beeeyatch, I’m drivin’!”
March 1st, 2003 at 12:04 pm
You’re Still A Homo
March 1st, 2003 at 12:05 pm
You’re Still A Homo
March 22nd, 2003 at 10:11 am
I would like to have well built male in any of the following places:
Nellore, Tirupati, Gudur, Chennai
March 22nd, 2003 at 10:12 am
Yea I look for good men
April 30th, 2003 at 10:31 am
YOUR STILL A FAG!!
April 1st, 2003 at 10:24 pm
Youre STILL a homo
April 1st, 2003 at 10:29 pm
I wonder how big his pecker is…
April 12th, 2003 at 12:54 am
Pimps
July 7th, 2003 at 2:24 am
YOU’RE A FAG!
August 7th, 2003 at 2:36 pm
David Hasselhof returns as the father of adopted inner city kid Gary Coleman in the all new series “My Little Black Night Rider”
August 20th, 2003 at 12:02 am
no. YOU’RE a homo.
September 3rd, 2003 at 11:36 am
Fo shizzle
December 23rd, 2003 at 10:51 am
your still a homo
January 15th, 2004 at 3:10 pm
“I’ll let you drive my car if you buy me a forty.”
“Alright.”
February 15th, 2004 at 9:55 pm
YOU’RE GAY
February 7th, 2004 at 6:39 pm
[...] he episode that must have resulted in the infamous Gary Col [...]
February 10th, 2004 at 4:38 pm
You suck!!
March 24th, 2004 at 10:00 pm
with the car here nobody will notice our haircuts!
May 15th, 2004 at 11:29 am
I’m coming out of the closet, finally !
June 3rd, 2004 at 4:35 pm
Night rider condoms big white or small black we got em all
July 15th, 2004 at 2:05 pm
Instead of the traditional bonus features discs accompanying the DVD releases of Knight Rider and Diff’rent Strokes, Gary and David promise to put their thumbs up the asses of all DVD purchasers.
July 15th, 2004 at 2:09 pm
Please tell me you guys are Still a Homo? Whew! Excuse me while I whip this out.
December 1st, 2004 at 11:15 pm
Good Luck With Finals!
October 4th, 2004 at 9:41 am
A missed chance for KITT
December 22nd, 2004 at 6:23 pm
AND REMEMBER YOUR STILL A HOMO STABBING CAKEBOY
December 22nd, 2004 at 6:25 pm
REMEMBER YOUR STILL A HOMO
March 25th, 2005 at 2:01 am
YOUR A HOMO
April 21st, 2005 at 12:59 pm
NO, YOU’RE A HOMO!
April 24th, 2005 at 1:45 pm
NAMBLA-riffic!
May 17th, 2005 at 3:53 pm
JUST A REMINDER…
YOU’RE STILL A HOMO!
June 1st, 2005 at 8:34 am
Hey Jim,
How are you and Bill Burns and Ryan Paviza?
June 2nd, 2005 at 8:51 am
You’re a homo!
January 13th, 2006 at 10:20 am
Joab,
Congratulations…. you’re a HOMO!
June 21st, 2005 at 7:23 am
Belly Shirts
Are the Shit!
June 29th, 2005 at 4:01 pm
You’re STILL a homo
July 3rd, 2005 at 12:58 pm
The Hoff rules man !!
You all want his juices
July 3rd, 2005 at 4:53 pm
You’re STILL a homo!
July 20th, 2005 at 11:26 am
June 2005, Mall Security of the month!
July 21st, 2005 at 1:13 am
YOU’RE GAY!!!!!!!!
July 22nd, 2005 at 10:20 am
You’re Still A Homo!!!!
August 17th, 2005 at 3:46 pm
See You Friday Night!
August 19th, 2005 at 9:49 pm
you’re gay!!
August 24th, 2005 at 12:22 pm
Please tell me there is a way to remove my caption which says cock.
My email was lauren_vettel@dell.com and is now laurenvettel@comcast.net
September 8th, 2005 at 11:56 am
to me it was the best tv show ever, 20 years ago…..
September 14th, 2005 at 7:48 am
You are soooo gay Gary!
What you talkin’ bout David? You sucked my dick!
October 7th, 2005 at 1:58 pm
homos!!!
November 1st, 2005 at 5:33 pm
Hoff: ok gary, in the back seat.
Gary: uh-ah sucker, i aint playin’ this game
November 9th, 2005 at 6:11 am
We beleive in you Michael.
You are Inocent in our eyes.
November 9th, 2005 at 12:51 pm
Both men claim to be very successful getting into ladies pants though only one uses the technique of crawling up through the bottom of the pant leg.
November 10th, 2005 at 10:13 am
Congratulation Lauren and Mike!
Good Lucky,
Your pals D and G.
November 10th, 2005 at 11:26 am
You’re still a homo
November 16th, 2005 at 1:13 pm
Merry Christmakuh!!
November 17th, 2005 at 7:32 pm
This should be your next tatoo, good backpiece material.
xxxooo MA & PA
November 24th, 2005 at 12:21 pm
They finally “extracted” kitt!
December 27th, 2005 at 9:42 pm
You’re Still a Homo
January 13th, 2006 at 8:36 am
You’re still a Homo
Happy Birthday big guy!
January 26th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
You’re Still a Homo!
February 1st, 2006 at 5:03 pm
YOUR A GOOD PLAYER!
February 2nd, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Grant B.
We would like to see you naked again!
David and little goliath
February 7th, 2006 at 11:00 pm
Happy 30th Birthday Timothy!
Any chance of a threesome??
February 28th, 2006 at 6:54 am
“We’ve got a long way to go and short time to get there……see I told you I would make a better bandit than Burt Reynolds….Gary, you can be the snowman”
February 28th, 2006 at 8:24 am
GARY!!! Behind you THE CAR!!! THAT Jealous creepy CAR!!!!!!
February 28th, 2006 at 9:09 am
At last! Evidence that there really is a “Whole” a “Kit” and a “Kaboodle”.
February 28th, 2006 at 9:53 am
with the car here nobody will notice our haircuts!
February 28th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
View the picture …
Read the captions …
Despair for the human race
March 14th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Gina, thumbs up on the cookies!!!
March 15th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
YOUR STILL A HOMO!
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Way to go Rusty!
May 31st, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Wolfgang your still a homo!
June 5th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Way to go douche bag!
July 8th, 2006 at 8:21 am
Night Rider Rocks I have an 88 GTA Firebird and im doing the conversion kit to make it look just like Kitt
July 21st, 2006 at 10:33 am
No Your The Homo
July 21st, 2006 at 10:36 am
You stilll a Homo!!!
July 29th, 2006 at 11:38 pm
Hey, guess what JoJo, you’are homo!
August 24th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
Hey we’re MACHO members too!
September 10th, 2006 at 7:42 pm
You Fuckin Sucks
September 23rd, 2006 at 11:55 am
GC: oh yessah massa, I will stand next to your penis
DH: well open wide.
September 23rd, 2006 at 10:24 pm
My Thumbs bigger than Your Thumb.
November 13th, 2006 at 5:23 am
I love yoy KITT
November 15th, 2006 at 5:13 am
The 80’s say – “Up Yours!”
November 18th, 2006 at 6:05 am
Your Myspace is SOO GAY
November 18th, 2006 at 8:19 am
WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT KNIGHT RIDER?!
December 9th, 2006 at 12:36 am
Congratulation on your gay thread
January 15th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
nuff said.will
March 8th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Congratulations on your stupid thread Mark!
July 2nd, 2007 at 4:17 am
coz street hawk was better……………………..
April 3rd, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Forget the leather, forget the shortie- the only thing COOL AND BLACK here is the goddamn car…..
June 25th, 2007 at 11:19 am
See you in your dreams!!
March 22nd, 2009 at 1:22 am
Alright, that’s not working, let’s get the black kid out of the way.
February 27th, 2002 at 3:31 pm
After realizing he had chicken legs and was wearing bell-bottoms and ankleboots, David Hasslehoff snapped in a burst of pent-up rage and Hulkamania, lifting Gary Coleman and dropping him on his head in the awesome Pile-DriverTM maneuver, stunting Gary’s growth and denting KITT’s hood. KnightRider was subsequently cancelled after Kit activated Turbo-Boost and ran itself off a steep drop into a canyon, unable to exist with that horrible memory. The A-Team tried without success to convert KITT’s remains into a collection of household appliances.
April 8th, 2002 at 5:21 pm
Father and son reunion!
May 6th, 2002 at 9:21 pm
Taken instants before the tragic car accident.
To the driver…..a gold medal
May 6th, 2003 at 4:12 pm
Rob Stevenson!
YOUR A HOMO!
July 13th, 2004 at 10:30 pm
Thumbs up if you know what dicks taste like!!!