Why Night Rider was canceled
Ok, this has to be my favorite submission, ever. Do you ever get the feeling that everyone was cool in the 80’s? Guys with perms could be TV stars, that’s just plain wrong.
Ok, this has to be my favorite submission, ever. Do you ever get the feeling that everyone was cool in the 80’s? Guys with perms could be TV stars, that’s just plain wrong.
July 8th, 2004 at 11:48 pm
With Knight Rider and Diff’rent Strokes both on dvd in the same year maybe the royalties will allow us to quit Hollywood Escorts and just suck cock for fun!
April 11th, 2004 at 8:11 pm
Welcome to hollywood escorts. White and tall or black and small…we can take it all.
April 2nd, 2002 at 9:53 am
All right Gary, fun’s over. Back in the glove-box.
April 29th, 2002 at 11:34 pm
Youre STILL a HOMO
April 21st, 2004 at 10:22 pm
Shaun Cox has some new cocks to play with!
April 21st, 2004 at 11:19 pm
Tell me Gary and David, Is Shaun Cox STILL a HOMO?
March 9th, 2002 at 12:02 pm
David Hasselhoff is a creative genius! His latest project? BaywatchyoutalkinboutWillis!
August 8th, 2002 at 7:37 am
You’re still a Homo
April 12th, 2004 at 3:27 pm
We like cock
December 30th, 2002 at 2:25 am
Ahh… so now we know how they did all those driverless scenes!!! It was Gary behind the wheel all that time.
May 21st, 2003 at 9:37 am
Make mine a short black
April 8th, 2002 at 4:08 pm
Years later the guy on the right went on to make hundreds of millions of dollars with a syndicated TV show about lifeguards.
No. Really.
June 23rd, 2002 at 12:40 am
Knight Rider meets Night Watchman
February 26th, 2002 at 6:28 pm
(I hate posing with my illegitimate children)
April 12th, 2002 at 10:22 pm
“C’Mon, David…say it…Bling, Bling!”
April 12th, 2002 at 5:33 am
Hello, I am the Knight Industries Two Thousand, In persuit mode, my top speed is 350 mph. I can jump 60 feet in the air, smash through 4 feet of concrete, even microwave-jam an attack helicopter. In this episode, I also gain the ability to vomit.
July 12th, 2004 at 10:43 am
I am NOT still a HOMO. I took a course. Now I have the hots for Streisand and Shirley Temple!
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:28 pm
KITT Mystery solved during engine re-fit, talking car my butt
April 29th, 2002 at 3:57 pm
YOUR GAY
June 14th, 2002 at 5:47 pm
Best Picture Ever
June 29th, 2002 at 1:58 am
The night rider automobile gained unsurpassed power because it summoned hasslehoff to use little black children as fuel
March 6th, 2002 at 11:51 am
All your Anus are belong to us !
March 7th, 2002 at 4:16 pm
And…. jazz hands!!
October 18th, 2002 at 11:46 am
Got Cock?
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:21 am
“I’m gonna stick it in your ass Hasslehoff!”
August 18th, 2003 at 4:42 pm
Your Still A Homo
March 1st, 2002 at 6:56 pm
(both thinking) The guy with the poncho back there is TOTALLY ruining this bitchin’ shot for us!
March 3rd, 2002 at 1:36 am
Diffírent Strokes for different folks.
Pioneers of the Hollywood man-child interracial dating scene, David and Gary kept their love that knew no fashion boundaries a secret from everyone. (Here they pose for fans who discovered them leaving a drive-in movie together in 1983.)
March 4th, 2002 at 11:55 am
Bad porno idea #21,341
March 8th, 2002 at 7:05 am
“When Eighties Icons Attack!”
March 25th, 2002 at 3:14 am
Emmanual Lewis poses with Henry Winkler.
March 27th, 2002 at 9:20 pm
Mid 80’s,somewhere in Mexico, the fall of mankind was masterminded by Gary Coleman, Kit and David Hasselhoff..until the A-Team showed up and kicked some ass! GO JOE!… wait, I mean, go MR T!
April 1st, 2003 at 10:26 pm
Youre STILL a homo
January 8th, 2004 at 7:42 pm
You’re Still a Homo
April 21st, 2004 at 10:42 pm
Tell me Shaun, do you wipe the jizz into the monitor so as to impregnate Gary and David? Or do you lick the jizz off and pretend its theirs?
March 2nd, 2002 at 2:57 pm
“We could kill you with a single thought.”
March 8th, 2002 at 1:32 am
hey- it’s my wallpaper. No, seriously. This picture is on my desktop.
March 10th, 2002 at 8:08 am
gc: Can we hurry this up? I’m late for dialysis.
dh: Always looking for sympathy. At least you can see out of your right eye!
March 10th, 2002 at 3:31 pm
i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a car who looked good, i would call her…
October 8th, 2002 at 5:55 pm
Gary Coleman, here at age 35, is David Hasselhoff’s mentor. On this show, he teaches him how to be a fag, including making him wear tight bell bottoms and having David grow an afro, claiming to David that “He looks fly”.
September 3rd, 2004 at 1:41 pm
one more for the road ?
September 2nd, 2004 at 3:44 pm
Whoops, my cock fell off. i named him gary coleman.
March 6th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
Okay kid, just pretend you’re not scared of the leathery man and we won’t shoot you. Understand?
March 7th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
Camerman#1: they’ve been standing like this since 1985…
Cameraman#2: Just keep smiling… and… back… slowly… away…
March 10th, 2002 at 3:37 am
say “Yes!” to prostate exams!
March 15th, 2002 at 12:56 am
This jacket is made of pleather.
March 28th, 2002 at 10:26 am
What you talkin ’bout Willis?
April 7th, 2002 at 2:36 pm
Posing to celebrate their 30th birhtday.
May 22nd, 2002 at 9:05 pm
“I stuck in my thumb and pulled out a plumb and said ‘What a good boy am I!’”
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:36 am
The Ambiguosly Gay Duo
October 8th, 2002 at 7:27 pm
A show that stars David Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman? Now I know there is a God.
January 17th, 2003 at 2:02 pm
Your a Homo!
January 22nd, 2003 at 10:12 pm
YOUR STILL A HOMO
February 21st, 2003 at 3:36 pm
We finally get to meet the “Gooch”.
August 12th, 2003 at 4:46 am
david smiles as he realizes he’s taken shits bigger than coleman.
April 21st, 2004 at 10:38 pm
So, Shaun cox is still having a lot of fun then!
April 21st, 2004 at 11:22 pm
Tell me Shaun, what else have you been doing for the last two years besides voting for your caption and jacking off to Gary and
Tell me, Shaun, what else have you been doing for the last TWO YEARS besides voting for your caption and jacking off to Gary and David?
April 21st, 2004 at 11:45 pm
Gary, David, Please show us how big Shaun Cox’s cock was when he jacked off in front of you.
April 22nd, 2004 at 1:59 pm
Gary, David, tell us, has Shaun Cox ever been the employee of the month at Hollywood Escorts? How many billions of men has he served?
November 13th, 2004 at 12:04 pm
You’re Still A Homo
June 18th, 2004 at 7:13 am
Say no to child molestation
July 8th, 2004 at 11:50 pm
Hollywood Escorts: Diff’rent Strokes for Diff’rent Folks!
August 17th, 2004 at 1:50 am
Hey, I might be small but one of these days Ima be drivin’ a car like David! Aint he one cool mofo?
February 28th, 2006 at 7:46 pm
Pimpin’ — it ain’t easy.
February 28th, 2002 at 5:45 pm
Tomorrow on baywatch nights, a special guest star…
March 2nd, 2002 at 11:17 am
This is a promo for the HOT new show that will be FOX’s next attempt to de-thrown friends from the top thursday night comedy. Also, it will do it, this photo is just too damn funny.
March 3rd, 2002 at 9:51 pm
Don’t ask me where my thumb just was.
Me neither.
March 6th, 2002 at 3:24 pm
Um, could you move? We’re trying to film the plaid guys.
March 7th, 2002 at 2:49 pm
Kitt is thinking “when he turns off the camera, just a little throttle…and POW! These two pains in the ass are gone for good!”
March 8th, 2002 at 4:34 am
my smile has frozen.. ya, i’m a professional model..
March 8th, 2002 at 6:34 pm
We are HOT!!!!!
March 8th, 2002 at 9:42 pm
This summer, coming to a theater near you…
Coleman, Hasselhoff
in…
Shorty and Smoove
March 9th, 2002 at 8:27 am
Director: DAVID, YOUR NOT IN THIS!
March 9th, 2002 at 2:41 pm
Fine, we can’t act. But tell me this, big shot, who’s got the money?
March 9th, 2002 at 3:12 pm
like looking into a mirror.
March 13th, 2002 at 9:30 pm
Okay, Gary, get back under the hood, climb into your little spinning cage and get this car moving!
March 16th, 2002 at 7:20 pm
Wouldnt it be funny if the emergency break just snapped?
March 20th, 2002 at 8:21 pm
then kit molests gary coleman
March 21st, 2002 at 10:37 pm
Germany’s #1 rated show
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:26 pm
Someone teach these morons how to thumb-wrestle right.
March 22nd, 2002 at 7:05 pm
OK, So which one is fonzy?
March 24th, 2002 at 11:36 pm
If kit was really a smart car, he’d run them over.
March 26th, 2002 at 4:28 pm
whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie? whatch’ya talkin’ about fonzie?
March 28th, 2002 at 10:50 pm
They always put the smart guy in the back.
April 3rd, 2002 at 1:58 pm
We are people from the future. We are here to save the world circa 1943 from destruction. It’s all good.
April 11th, 2002 at 3:52 pm
Failed “Got Milk” Ad:
Milk, Helps you grow big, unlike Gary here
May 6th, 2002 at 5:04 pm
move the cock aside
May 31st, 2002 at 8:21 pm
Watcha talkin’ ’bout…you’re still a homo.
June 5th, 2002 at 12:17 pm
Mine’s about this big. Really?? Me, too! Why do you think I got the car?…
June 9th, 2002 at 8:01 am
The pilot for the revamped Starsky and Hutch show was met with mixed reviews.
June 11th, 2002 at 10:05 pm
The winner & first runnerup putting on the Mojo after wiping out the competition in this years ‘Aaayyy Fonzy’ look-a-like contest.
August 6th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
Keep smilin Davey - after this photo shoot I’m gonna tag your mom again.
August 12th, 2002 at 8:00 am
Despite cutting edge technology, KITT could only sing along as his human friends enjoyed playing “I’m a little T-Pot”
August 12th, 2002 at 10:54 pm
Wonder Twin Powers, activate!
September 23rd, 2002 at 12:32 am
David should change his name to Ace
December 25th, 2002 at 7:36 pm
Crash Dummies. Coming to a theater near you.
December 29th, 2002 at 10:10 pm
Yet more celebrities who approve of and are willing to sacrifice themselves, to create human leather. White leather coming soon!
January 17th, 2003 at 1:48 pm
Your a Homo!
January 22nd, 2003 at 10:08 pm
YOUR STILL A HOMO!
February 11th, 2003 at 1:35 pm
Suck it Trebek..
March 15th, 2003 at 5:11 am
David: Doing anything after this, Gary?
Gary: No.
David: Let’s go for a beer.
Gary: Sure! Let’s go!
David: I’ll drive.
April 18th, 2003 at 12:44 pm
you’re STILL a homo
May 6th, 2003 at 4:12 pm
HA HA
FAG!
May 11th, 2003 at 4:50 pm
You’re gay
December 2nd, 2003 at 1:12 am
You’re a FAG!
February 21st, 2004 at 9:40 am
KISS MY SHORT BLACK ASS
May 4th, 2004 at 12:39 pm
good luck on finals!!
December 7th, 2004 at 4:12 am
Kevin Keegan congratulates Shaun Wright-Phiilips on his Player of the Month Award
May 12th, 2004 at 12:50 pm
tHIS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY SHAUNS COX
May 26th, 2004 at 8:05 pm
Photo taken nanoseconds before KITT rabidly enforced the basic tenet of evolution - survival of the fittest.
July 1st, 2004 at 4:11 pm
“What’s got two thumbs and likes blow jobs ???????”
July 2nd, 2004 at 11:42 am
Gary is my shizzle
August 11th, 2004 at 1:50 pm
“Okay guys, thumbs up if you’ve tag-teamed Aaron!”
September 3rd, 2004 at 1:53 am
Tonight, on a very special Diff’rent Strokes…
September 30th, 2004 at 12:40 pm
Bad Porn Idea #1,765
June 2nd, 2005 at 8:55 am
You’re a homo!!
July 3rd, 2005 at 5:09 pm
Short and Simple
July 27th, 2005 at 1:12 am
Don’t be queer!
Buy my gear!
August 12th, 2005 at 9:08 am
YOUR STILL A HOMO!!
August 30th, 2005 at 10:50 am
Your Still a HOMO
November 9th, 2005 at 12:26 pm
Quick guys help me get this ladder up so we can escape. After they stick their thumbs up each others asses they commin’ after us!!!
November 9th, 2005 at 12:29 pm
David is seen here posing with Kitt’s engine oil dipstick. As you can tell by the colour oil needs to be changed.
February 3rd, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Ron is a homo
February 28th, 2006 at 6:46 am
Yes Herr Lichenschtik, it’s about the size of my thumb.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:50 am
Stroke this and Ride it!
July 18th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
Adelaido
Keep up the good work.
Your Friend David
February 26th, 2002 at 12:00 pm
Who needs the Fonz?
February 26th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
This was the sceen just seconds before “Kit” the under-rated actor/trans am got it’s revenge.
February 26th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
said under breath Are we done yet cause this 40 year old kid is really freaking me out.
February 26th, 2002 at 11:37 pm
…AND I get to keep these bitchin’ clothes too!
February 27th, 2002 at 12:28 am
In the “New” Night Rider series, the famous voice of Kit is revealed when Gary Coleman climbs out from underneath the seat.
March 1st, 2002 at 10:25 pm
Two more reasons to drive a Pontiac.
March 5th, 2002 at 8:52 pm
beam them up Scotty………….PLEASE !
March 6th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
My thing is this big.
March 6th, 2002 at 6:50 pm
whatcha talkin’ ’bout willis?
March 6th, 2002 at 9:35 pm
Two more reasons for not giving a damn that the screen actors guild is going on strike…
March 7th, 2002 at 1:41 am
GC: You know, I only look this small because I’m standing 40 feet behind you…
DH: If you say that one more time, I’ll tell you where this fist is going…
March 8th, 2002 at 3:43 am
System overload. Too many insults, too much to mock, where to start? WHERE TO START???
March 8th, 2002 at 3:59 am
CELEBRITY HIT AND RUN……AND ACTION!
March 9th, 2002 at 5:24 am
can you take the shot already! i’m late for my 7:30 — on david hasslehoff
March 9th, 2002 at 9:11 am
PLEASE hit the gas!!!
March 9th, 2002 at 10:55 am
So I was trying to take a picture of my cousins and these jackasses pulled up and jumped in the picture…
March 9th, 2002 at 1:46 pm
heh heh heh, i’m gonna kick em in the kneecaps and steal his money… heh heh heh…
March 9th, 2002 at 6:43 pm
Come on! I promise–we’re really, really big in Japan!!
March 9th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
KIT, “Where’smy cutters, wheres’s my cutters!?! Dammit, Im not the Mach 5!!!!!”
March 10th, 2002 at 12:44 pm
WhatchooTalkin’bout Kitt?
March 10th, 2002 at 11:45 pm
Life’s good being eye-level with your cock
March 12th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
This fight was just added to Fox’s ‘Celebrity Boxing’ … it’s a 2-on-1 match!
March 12th, 2002 at 5:05 pm
The car says: Back off guys, you’re making me look bad!
March 13th, 2002 at 3:05 am
Watch out steve irwin, they’re stealing ur thumb up ass trick.
March 13th, 2002 at 7:24 pm
I’m David H and I’m 50 times bigger than you - GET IN MY BELLY (And this is my token cool car because it’s the 80s and I wouldn’t have a career without it)…
March 13th, 2002 at 8:11 pm
what’s with the ladders and the guys in plaid shirts?
March 15th, 2002 at 10:28 am
Hey, look at the little guy’s thumb. The pattern on the shirt makes it look like his thumb is glowing or on fire or something. Teehee
March 15th, 2002 at 9:27 pm
We’re gonna get some TRIM tonight !
March 16th, 2002 at 3:41 am
This was taken the day we moved into our apartment. Now, people never say anything about the “color” issue, but we always have to field questions about how guys of such different size can have sex! — The fact is, Gary’s much more hung than I am.
March 16th, 2002 at 4:04 pm
I AM THE ULTIMATE THUMB WRESTLING CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!! “WHat chu talking bout HONKEY! I”LL JAM THAT THUMB SO FAR UP YO CRAKKER ASSS…“
March 16th, 2002 at 7:54 pm
K*I*T Kansas is teeny
March 17th, 2002 at 11:55 am
“Let me jump aside and move forward fast, KID“
March 17th, 2002 at 11:58 am
“Let me jump aside and move forward fast, KITT“
March 18th, 2002 at 10:13 pm
You Son-of-a-bitch dave you said this car really talked.
March 20th, 2002 at 6:23 am
Hmm.. Is that David Hasselhoff?
March 20th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
“Hey Willis! Mr. D could never afford a car like!!! He never touched in such wonderful ways, either!!!!”
March 20th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
“Don’t think that midget is going to be driving me anytime soon!”
March 20th, 2002 at 9:46 pm
Gary Coleman & David Hasselhoff Promote there new Tie Boe to the eighties workout.