Marsupial Porn
Mommy look! This Kangaroo is getting really wore out, I better give hime some food.
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February 8th, 2002 at 11:56 pm
I told you to bring the chocolate Power Bar, not the peanut butter!!
February 9th, 2002 at 3:04 pm | Promoted
There seemed to be some excess petting going on at the petting zoo today.
February 9th, 2002 at 10:12 pm | Promoted
Scram kid, or your next!
February 10th, 2002 at 9:42 am | Promoted
Mommy, the kangaroo keeps asking who my daddy is.
February 11th, 2002 at 12:01 am | Promoted
Awww, man, I can’t do it with the kid looking.
February 11th, 2002 at 7:57 pm | Promoted
Come on tag me tag me! (wrestling … get it…)
February 13th, 2002 at 10:27 pm | Promoted
And this is wild america.
February 15th, 2002 at 3:13 am
Actually, it’s probably wild austriallia.
February 15th, 2002 at 3:15 am
The Crocodile hunter had an early interest in animals.
February 17th, 2002 at 1:03 pm | Promoted
Hey guys. Whatcha doin’?
March 1st, 2002 at 10:34 pm
“Hey Kid, leave us alone! We’re trying to prevent extinction of our race!!”
March 3rd, 2002 at 9:16 am | Promoted
You may have her now, pal, but where was she last night? Don’t believe me? Smell my finger.
March 4th, 2002 at 12:28 am | Promoted
...a game…yea…just a game kid
March 4th, 2002 at 8:58 am | Promoted
DO you MIND?
March 6th, 2002 at 12:03 pm | Promoted
Smell my finger – SMELL IT !
March 6th, 2002 at 2:21 pm
Food?! Can this wait? I’m a little busy right now! Okay okay. This better have some sort of aphrodesiac qualities in it, else I’m going back in the hut.
March 6th, 2002 at 3:35 pm
What the…? Is this Viagra? Hey!
March 6th, 2002 at 9:12 pm
Uh. You’re making me nervous.
March 8th, 2002 at 1:55 am
Multi-tasking!!
March 8th, 2002 at 4:01 am | Promoted
LITTLE DID SARAH KNOW THAT SHE WOULD BE PLAUGED BY BEASTIALITY FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
March 8th, 2002 at 4:31 am | Promoted
Spare some drool for me k?! i’ve not drank for days!
March 8th, 2002 at 7:23 am | Promoted
Okay so this one time Randy Beaman went ot the zoo and he got into the Kangaroo exhibit and he put his hand up to the Kangaroo like this…
pow
And he got kicked in the face and missed a month of school.
Okay, Bye.
March 9th, 2002 at 3:58 am | Promoted
That man in the blue in the back has been training the kangaroos to preform sexual tasks. As you can see he is training a kangaroo in the background. See how he masturbates the kangaroo, what skill, what expertise!!
March 9th, 2002 at 5:42 am | Promoted
I wonder what she’s feeding the kangaroo.
March 10th, 2002 at 12:56 pm | Promoted
My dad let me touch his kangaroo’s penis too; no really, I have proof, smell my fingers.
March 11th, 2002 at 4:45 am
little susan, appalled by his bold ways, tries to distract mr. kangaroo with an offer of food in her right hand while preparing to catch him off guard with a bitch-slap from her left hand…
March 12th, 2002 at 12:53 pm | Promoted
Not now kid, I’m procreating!
March 12th, 2002 at 1:45 pm | Promoted
Billy finally understood when he observed his parents demostrate the same behavior later that night.
March 12th, 2002 at 1:45 pm | Promoted
Billy finally understood when he observed his parents demostrate the same behavior later that night.
March 12th, 2002 at 5:11 pm
“Here’s that viagra you wanted.”
March 13th, 2002 at 10:14 am | Promoted
Wait your turn kid!
March 13th, 2002 at 11:53 am
here’s some more viagra. now do it again!
March 15th, 2002 at 9:28 pm
Mommy why does that Kanga no jump over the other one when he plays LEAP-FROG ?
March 16th, 2002 at 11:53 am
Tag me in, tag me in!
March 16th, 2002 at 8:07 pm
What to drink my blood ?
March 17th, 2002 at 2:20 am | Promoted
I told you: I don’t pay until after I’m done. Give me a second, would you?
March 17th, 2002 at 11:54 am | Promoted
“Hey my daddy does that to me every night too”
March 18th, 2002 at 6:09 pm | Promoted
Hey! I want some! I once sucked a cock thiiiiiiiiissss big…
March 19th, 2002 at 6:44 pm
I WANNA RIDE!!!
March 20th, 2002 at 8:23 pm | Promoted
watch out kid your next
March 20th, 2002 at 9:57 pm
Scientist get midgets to feed kangaroos during sex to increase stamina.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:38 pm | Promoted
Kid right now is not a good time
March 21st, 2002 at 12:22 am | Promoted
Hey kid listen, thanks for the Viagra man.
March 21st, 2002 at 3:29 am | Promoted
“Damn, forgot to lock the gate again!”
March 21st, 2002 at 12:20 pm
Who needs porn when you got the Animal Channel during mating season?
March 21st, 2002 at 9:31 pm
Thank you for the energy kid. You’re next
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:17 pm
even im old enough to use a rubber. here .use your head,you dont know who shes been with
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:36 pm | Promoted
Aww yeah! It can’t get any better than this…
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:37 pm | Promoted
And we call them Kanga-rudes
March 23rd, 2002 at 12:42 am
Well she cant be THAT good,,i mean, he’s taking the food….
March 24th, 2002 at 10:14 pm
Will timmy thats how they say hello….......no..no TIMMY! stop that!
March 25th, 2002 at 3:05 am
Big Bird is a closet homosexual.
March 25th, 2002 at 8:24 pm
MOMMY LOOK!!! LEAPFROG!!!
March 26th, 2002 at 5:11 pm | Promoted
Sex Ed-you-cayshun.
Beah.
Fosters: Australian for Beer.
March 27th, 2002 at 12:06 pm
“Those who Drink Australian f…” no that just doesn’t rhyme. It took Fosters years to perfect there slogan…
March 27th, 2002 at 9:29 pm | Promoted
After years of trying, Stanley finally was able to achieve an erection.. but then, the ‘tourists’ showed up…
March 28th, 2002 at 10:58 am | Promoted
Sex Education. Foster’s… Australian for Beer.
March 28th, 2002 at 2:22 pm
Nameyourfetish.com says “Yeah, we got that.”
March 28th, 2002 at 6:32 pm
Please do not sexually arouse the animals. Thank you.
March 29th, 2002 at 1:18 pm
On the next episode of the Rugrats- Tommy gets a litle too adventurous and discovers a game way more fun than roll the ball…
March 30th, 2002 at 1:38 am
Lookie mommy! I wanna go on THAT ride!
March 30th, 2002 at 6:26 am | Promoted
Mommy just like you and Daddy
April 1st, 2002 at 7:18 am
WHAT THE F*CK KID! JUST GIMME FIVE MORE MINUTES!
April 2nd, 2002 at 4:16 pm
Little Johnny was right on time with Kanga’s next dosage of Viagra.
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:18 pm
Johnny early on realised his ambition to become a fluffer.
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:14 pm
Room for one more!
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:32 pm | Promoted
Poor kid’ll be mauled by that kangaroo.. whew..
barfs
April 3rd, 2002 at 9:48 pm | Promoted
Honey, where’d my Viagra go?
April 4th, 2002 at 9:50 am
i’m pretty sure kangaroos do NOT like being poked in the face by little kids while they’re havin’ buttsex
April 4th, 2002 at 2:20 pm
Oh yeah, you think that’s freaky? Well smell MY finger!
April 4th, 2002 at 5:23 pm
when i call chew i-mommy, i want chew to call me i-poppy
April 5th, 2002 at 7:24 pm
Hey I gotta keep my energy up on these sex marathons.
April 6th, 2002 at 2:14 am | Promoted
Call 1-800-SexKanga !!!
April 7th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
Is this where I put my quarter for the ride?
April 8th, 2002 at 12:45 pm | Promoted
Freaking Aussies!
April 8th, 2002 at 5:33 pm | Promoted
What you looking at punk? You’re next!
April 8th, 2002 at 8:25 pm | Promoted
Multitasking
April 8th, 2002 at 8:40 pm | Promoted
Don’t run away! I’m eating!
April 9th, 2002 at 7:40 am
Mommy I want to play the game the kangaroos were playing
April 9th, 2002 at 7:41 am
I’m your biological father kid, so show some respect
April 9th, 2002 at 7:54 am
Daddy, is this the discovery channel?
April 9th, 2002 at 3:39 pm
What could be better than this getting feed and getting some at the same time
April 9th, 2002 at 4:28 pm
Little did Stanly know what Kangaroo’s get very agressive during sex
April 9th, 2002 at 8:14 pm
Hey buddy, u done or what? It’s my turn now!
April 9th, 2002 at 10:13 pm | Promoted
Umm, I was just, uh, givin her the ol’ heimlich maneuver, yehhh.
April 11th, 2002 at 5:16 am | Promoted
Oh what this? Oh, yeah, this is a REALLY good reason to stay out of Prison and obey the law.
April 11th, 2002 at 11:33 pm
How long of a ride do I get for this much Mr.
April 11th, 2002 at 11:38 pm
Ahhhh. this is the life.
April 12th, 2002 at 10:13 am
Son, I think its time we had a little talk…
April 17th, 2002 at 10:05 pm | Promoted
Great, my car keys! Just put them in my pouch.
April 24th, 2002 at 3:21 pm
Catch this kid
May 3rd, 2002 at 2:15 am | Promoted
“Mom, do kangaroos have fists?”
“Yes dear, now get over here so I can slit your throat.”
(child bleeds, dies, death… children laughing, one mother cries,FISTS!)
May 24th, 2002 at 10:55 pm
Look mommy, that one kangaroo is pissng in the other kangaroo’s ass.
May 25th, 2002 at 1:51 pm
little johnnys dad hope that he would learn by watching the monkeys, but after he learned from the kangaroos, he’s been sneeking of into wild kangaroo orgies
June 4th, 2002 at 3:45 pm
Thanks Kid, You got any water? Im parched.
June 5th, 2002 at 4:46 pm
Do I come into YOUR bedroom?
June 9th, 2002 at 8:05 am
Now this is one here is Bobby in his first Menage e Twa
June 23rd, 2002 at 1:33 pm | Promoted
Trent Reznor at an early age was inspired to write “Closer”
July 13th, 2002 at 2:00 am
Excuse me , can i join in
July 17th, 2002 at 11:32 pm | Promoted
Kangaroo: “hmmph, yeah baby, uh-huh, you like it huh? that’s right, oh, so nice…what? hey, corn!”
August 5th, 2002 at 10:09 am
Hey, didnt you put out the “DO NOT DISTURB” sign on the zoo front entrance like I asked you to?
January 24th, 2003 at 2:39 am | Promoted
“Mommy can I keep it?”
February 1st, 2003 at 3:32 pm
Skippy caught in shock cross-species threesome!
(Has anyone else noticed where that other cangaroo’s head is?)
February 8th, 2003 at 5:22 am | Promoted
just stay there kid your next
February 8th, 2003 at 5:23 am | Promoted
i am reporting u kid to rolf harris
February 8th, 2003 at 5:25 am
daddy uses one of thease rubbers on mummy
March 18th, 2003 at 7:59 pm
Come on ya two! Get a frickin room!
March 24th, 2003 at 11:03 pm
i’m just wondering what the lady in the background is doing to the third kangaroo…
March 24th, 2003 at 11:04 pm
“hey, mister, whatcha doin’?”
”...er…”
March 24th, 2003 at 11:09 pm
so… that’s where you put the quarters…
May 27th, 2003 at 1:52 pm | Promoted
Get behind me for a 3some!!
July 29th, 2003 at 11:02 am | Promoted
“Let him watch, it beats getting shot at!”
July 31st, 2003 at 3:37 am
Parenting Guide 101 – The Birds and the Bees. How to tell your child.
February 21st, 2004 at 4:32 pm | Promoted
get a room.
April 9th, 2004 at 1:47 am
threesome of the strange kind
June 24th, 2004 at 9:16 am | Promoted
take notes kid i be askin questions later
August 11th, 2004 at 11:57 pm
” Excuse me, May I cut in?”
September 13th, 2004 at 3:00 pm | Promoted
why it’s rude to point.
October 5th, 2004 at 4:50 am
No you can’t have a ride in her pouch, I’ve got plans for it!
October 5th, 2004 at 5:57 pm | Promoted
” never knew those were monkeys…”
“why do you think they’re monkeys?”
“they keep saying oooh and ahhh.”
December 22nd, 2004 at 7:00 pm
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
June 29th, 2005 at 12:56 am
KANGAROO_MALE: Ahh, my menthol! Cheers, Fred… and look, I’m sorry you got passed over for Oompa Loompa #12, but at least you’re not out of work completel-
KANGARO_FEMALE: FOCUS, DAMMIT!!!
September 19th, 2006 at 2:51 am
well done, made it to Media Watch
September 19th, 2006 at 2:52 am
http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/watch/default.htm?program=mediawatch&pres=20060911_2120&story=1
September 19th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
” Later in life Bobby would describe this Instance as the drive for his fetish, his Therapist will write a book. ”
September 19th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
” Poor man can’t even get half a stalk without a national geographic and Aussie brand Shampoo. ”
September 19th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Look, I’d let you check her pouch for some gum but, I doubt you want to stick your hand in there when I’m done Bloke.
September 19th, 2006 at 5:33 pm
” Huh Huh, Oh My, Spunky, Spunky! Good as New. ” Following the Success of The Garfield Live action motion Picture, Nickeloden is looking to revamp some top rated series which have long sense been cancelled. Here we have a scene from The up coming release,
” Rocko’s Modern Piece of Ass. ”
September 22nd, 2006 at 9:47 pm
Crikey! A real BUSH kangaroo!
January 5th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
thats one horny kangaroo plus i bet the perzons feed ing the kangaroo viagra!lol