“Boy, I’d like to get my hands on that young sex machine,” Sister Sue said dreamily. “Maybe he could help me find my clitoris,” she thought as she licked her lips in anticipation.
Nothin but net, thought the Sister as she scored the winning basket and clicked her initials into NBA Lives hall of fame, imagining the hype and bucks she could make at the next papal gaming conference if she came out of retirement.
Bring it on Brother Bernard, she muttered to her Capucin cyber-competitor. This game the wimples coming off my shiny pate and Im Sister Shaq.
And the Lord saith to the people of the cloth, “Thou shall surf the net, and use Yahoo Mail and be plentiful, but thou shalt not look at porn, for I am the Lord, your God.” Ten minutes later, Sister Mary was struck by lightning from nearby atmospheric disturbance…
Embarking on an all-out campaign to save kittens from the Lord’s wrath, Sister Mary Duquesne worked tirelessly over the internet to alert masterbators of the feline implications of their perversion.
nun mary find and interesting site http://www.men.com. she quickly signs up and begins to like the day the church got the internet father paul looks on it horrori want a turn!
February 12th, 2002 at 9:59 am | Promoted
Granny smith was a Fragging Machine at QuakeCon 2002.
February 12th, 2002 at 6:01 pm | Promoted
Weeee porn!!!
February 12th, 2002 at 11:31 pm | Promoted
Mother do-gooder banishes evil on the internet. A true “white hat” hacker.
February 12th, 2002 at 11:56 pm
The missionaries of the 21 century.
February 13th, 2002 at 1:19 am | Promoted
Sister Mary planning dates on the Adult Friend Finder network.
February 13th, 2002 at 10:24 pm | Promoted
Sister mary concentrates as she struggles to find the start menu.
February 14th, 2002 at 10:38 am | Promoted
“This will teach the pope to dump me” Sister Mary says as she signs John Paul up for every mailing list she can find.
February 15th, 2002 at 3:13 am | Promoted
what PC tetris will do to a nun.
February 16th, 2002 at 5:37 am | Promoted
i met ernie and this is a really great photo, especially capturing that cute thing he does with his tongue.
February 17th, 2002 at 12:59 pm | Promoted
Yeah, but I didn’t know ernie wore glases.
February 17th, 2002 at 1:02 pm | Promoted
I knew Ernie was too funny, NOT to be nun. Nuns crack me up.
February 17th, 2002 at 1:03 pm | Promoted
Finnaly the culprits behind the DOS attacks has been revealed. Sister Uber Geek.
February 17th, 2002 at 4:02 pm | Promoted
Shortly after a seductive gesture or two, Sister Mary’s webcam lens cracked.
February 18th, 2002 at 4:45 pm | Promoted
“Boy, I’d like to get my hands on that young sex machine,” Sister Sue said dreamily. “Maybe he could help me find my clitoris,” she thought as she licked her lips in anticipation.
February 20th, 2002 at 8:49 am | Promoted
Consentrating hard for better than 40 seconds, Sister Mary prepares to double-click the mouse.
February 21st, 2002 at 2:25 am | Promoted
Nothin but net, thought the Sister as she scored the winning basket and clicked her initials into NBA Lives hall of fame, imagining the hype and bucks she could make at the next papal gaming conference if she came out of retirement.
Bring it on Brother Bernard, she muttered to her Capucin cyber-competitor. This game the wimples coming off my shiny pate and Im Sister Shaq.
March 1st, 2002 at 10:33 pm | Promoted
eBay has the Picture Bible. Jigga WHAT!????
March 4th, 2002 at 4:43 am | Promoted
The nun types this in the chat room shes just entered..
“im sweet 16 and never been kissed,who wants to pop my cherry? My number is 555-4755”
March 4th, 2002 at 11:56 am | Promoted
Amen
March 6th, 2002 at 4:51 am | Promoted
“Mmmmmm, that Bill Gates sure is yummy.”
March 6th, 2002 at 9:40 am
Mother sending out another penis-enlargement message. I’ve been wondering who was responsible.
March 6th, 2002 at 12:02 pm | Promoted
When Sister Mary-Francis discovered the slash site, “Jesus Christ Estrogen Brigade”, it was all over.
March 6th, 2002 at 2:14 pm
Why did I ever give my life to God when He gave us this typa thing?
March 6th, 2002 at 3:32 pm
This nun is one of many now obsessed with the newest virtual league, Fantasy Clergy.
March 6th, 2002 at 9:01 pm | Promoted
yesss! My rating on hotornot.com Is up to a 7.9!!! praise god
March 6th, 2002 at 9:12 pm | Promoted
Thank Jesus for gay porn!!!
March 7th, 2002 at 9:46 pm
now then i know how Britney looks like..
March 8th, 2002 at 4:13 am | Promoted
THIS SURE DOES BEAT WORSHIPPING THE VIRGIN MARY.
March 8th, 2002 at 7:18 am | Promoted
I need no help with this computer! You will no my name… everyone will no my name…
Sister of Suffering signs on again! Ph33r me fraggers!
March 8th, 2002 at 8:00 am | Promoted
Sister Mary Catherine downloads newest JAY-Z MP3s
March 8th, 2002 at 10:12 pm | Promoted
Papal Pornography: Get into it…but not too much.
March 8th, 2002 at 10:16 pm | Promoted
Vice never tasted this good….Mmmmmm!
March 9th, 2002 at 12:18 am | Promoted
Funnyman Marty Allen checks email from young fan during intermission of new show “Hello Dere, Jesus!”
March 9th, 2002 at 3:53 am | Promoted
Why did I become a Nun??? Look at all the fun i’ve been missing out on!!!(Looking at porn site)
March 9th, 2002 at 10:58 am | Promoted
Even a nun cant resist Everquest’s grasp.
March 9th, 2002 at 10:58 am
Even a nun cant resist Everquest’s grasp.
March 9th, 2002 at 2:42 pm | Promoted
Who says “size doesn’t matter”?
March 9th, 2002 at 3:00 pm | Promoted
Yea, If only I were 40 years younger.
March 9th, 2002 at 10:09 pm | Promoted
1 @M 3L33T!!!! g1\/3 m3 \/\/@r3Z d00d!!!
March 9th, 2002 at 11:35 pm | Promoted
Alright…you’ve been warned. Say goodbye to your bios, sucker!
March 10th, 2002 at 3:43 am | Promoted
if only Quake 3 had more blood and crosses!
March 10th, 2002 at 12:42 pm | Promoted
Sister Mary shows of her ambidexterity.
March 10th, 2002 at 3:47 pm | Promoted
http://www.nunchat.com
March 10th, 2002 at 6:20 pm | Promoted
HotSxyNun08 has entered chat room “Blink182 Chat 83”
HotSxyNun08: I’m 14/f/hawaii any hot guys press 6969 or IM me!
March 10th, 2002 at 6:20 pm | Promoted
Look at the SIZE of that thing!!!
March 11th, 2002 at 1:15 pm
“Venus butterfly, so silent you can wear it in public..no one will know!”..hmmm add to cart….....
March 11th, 2002 at 3:09 pm | Promoted
“A/s/l?”
March 12th, 2002 at 1:43 pm | Promoted
“and i thought JESUS was sexy…..”
March 13th, 2002 at 12:41 am | Promoted
Mmmmmmmm…..chicken…..drool
March 13th, 2002 at 2:25 pm | Promoted
My mentadent stopped working, so now I just use my tongue to hold my dentures in.
March 13th, 2002 at 6:24 pm | Promoted
“Me? Oh, I’m 21 years old, I work as swimsuit model, and I love to talk in chat rooms naked.”
March 14th, 2002 at 11:20 pm | Promoted
I just love those school uniforms… WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?
March 15th, 2002 at 4:45 pm | Promoted
Sister Annette finds the “Kill Harry Potter” website.
March 15th, 2002 at 9:22 pm
Wanna French Kiss Now !
March 16th, 2002 at 2:22 pm | Promoted
The Spring Nun Fashions are just what I’ve been praying for!
March 16th, 2002 at 4:10 pm | Promoted
mmmm, uh-huh, that’s the spot little tommy, stay down there till I tell you you’re done, lick it boy, oh yeah, I’m a naughty nunn, a NAUGHTY nunn!
March 16th, 2002 at 7:48 pm
God knows I deserve him.
March 17th, 2002 at 12:06 am | Promoted
Sister Mary Joseph finally hacks the Pope’s webcam membership site…
March 18th, 2002 at 6:05 pm
should i go to www . godshairyass . com or… www . holycock . net?
March 20th, 2002 at 8:43 pm
“Is it a sin to double click TWO mouses at the same time??”
March 20th, 2002 at 9:54 pm | Promoted
Father John disguised as a nunn chats with young boys on the net on his free time in the local library.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:38 pm
A nun, porn, and you can only see one hand, geez this is too easy
March 20th, 2002 at 11:50 pm | Promoted
(whispers) “i am jesus christ”
March 20th, 2002 at 11:55 pm | Promoted
“Click here for naked pictures of the Pope.”
March 21st, 2002 at 12:58 am | Promoted
Wow. My confession will last a week.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:12 am | Promoted
Sister Catherine finally finds God’s webpage.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:34 am | Promoted
A nun surfing the net.
March 21st, 2002 at 3:35 am | Promoted
“Life is EVER new”
March 21st, 2002 at 8:07 am | Promoted
You maybe surprised by who has “god like” skill in that Counter-Strike match.
March 21st, 2002 at 4:11 pm | Promoted
Even as rigor mortis set in, it was evident that Sister Edna loved the internet.
March 21st, 2002 at 9:30 pm | Promoted
These guys look GREAT
March 21st, 2002 at 9:31 pm | Promoted
Oh my, the Father’s steeple really is tall and sturdy
March 21st, 2002 at 10:42 pm
Do you have 3l33t skillz d00d?
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:21 am | Promoted
PORN!!!!!!
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:03 pm | Promoted
THIS IS OLD
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:35 pm | Promoted
Local Man’s Boner Foils Habit Cross-Dressing Fetish
March 24th, 2002 at 9:34 pm | Promoted
Ohh boy, In the afterlife I will get all this.
March 25th, 2002 at 1:34 am | Promoted
sister mary updates naughtsisters.com
March 25th, 2002 at 7:55 pm | Promoted
no…i’m not wearing anything…YOU?
March 26th, 2002 at 10:14 pm | Promoted
Damn it … I knew SXYnun69 wasn’t really a hot 17 year old bisexual girl from Hawaii …
March 26th, 2002 at 10:26 pm | Promoted
That’s some niiiiice Jesus you got there!
March 27th, 2002 at 12:05 pm
take it off sister wendy, take it off…
March 27th, 2002 at 4:15 pm
SWF seeks SWM w/Cross + Interest in Healing, making wine, ability to ressurect is a +++
March 28th, 2002 at 2:08 am | Promoted
a/s/l?
March 28th, 2002 at 10:55 am | Promoted
And the Lord saith to the people of the cloth, “Thou shall surf the net, and use Yahoo Mail and be plentiful, but thou shalt not look at porn, for I am the Lord, your God.” Ten minutes later, Sister Mary was struck by lightning from nearby atmospheric disturbance…
March 28th, 2002 at 11:33 am | Promoted
I’ll turn my cam on if you turn your cam on…
March 28th, 2002 at 2:19 pm
Embarking on an all-out campaign to save kittens from the Lord’s wrath, Sister Mary Duquesne worked tirelessly over the internet to alert masterbators of the feline implications of their perversion.
March 29th, 2002 at 11:46 am | Promoted
Sister Agnes, giving up dessert for lent, stumbles upon wwww.cheesecakes.com
March 29th, 2002 at 12:35 pm | Promoted
... I’d love to cyber, but I’m married, you see. Where’s my husband now? He’s actually looking right at you…
March 30th, 2002 at 1:36 am | Promoted
yum yum…cheese logs
March 30th, 2002 at 1:58 pm
Catholic preists have been accused of being perverts and sex offenders, well where are the people keeping nuns like this in check??????
March 30th, 2002 at 3:15 pm
....Grandma???....
March 30th, 2002 at 4:28 pm | Promoted
go to reptileclown.com
March 30th, 2002 at 7:37 pm | Promoted
looks like Sister Fran got Grand Theft Auto 3 in the mail last night…
March 31st, 2002 at 11:36 am | Promoted
This DOOM Game is incredible! (Kill them all).
April 1st, 2002 at 7:19 am | Promoted
And you thought pediofile preist was the big worry over at the catholic church
April 1st, 2002 at 12:10 pm
Nuns and netcams, lets just hope they DONT open a live netcam sex site…
April 2nd, 2002 at 11:48 am | Promoted
DoOd!!!!1 LoL RoFlMaOf DoOd!!!!!
April 2nd, 2002 at 1:08 pm | Promoted
http://www.cybercam/hotnuns/.com
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:17 pm | Promoted
An effort to revamp the Catholic Church has gone horribly wrong as Nuns get hooked on free kiddie-porn.
April 2nd, 2002 at 9:09 pm | Promoted
This Michael Jordan game gets my tongue going…
April 5th, 2002 at 1:05 am | Promoted
proceeds to rotate camera 180 degrees
April 5th, 2002 at 2:55 am | Promoted
Hehe, got the camper.
April 5th, 2002 at 6:36 am | Promoted
Ooooooh…a nude pic of The Lord in bed with Madonna…
April 5th, 2002 at 4:24 pm | Promoted
Diabetes! I can’t get my fingers on this thing!
April 5th, 2002 at 5:33 pm | Promoted
the sister thinks to herself anymore of this and ill be double clicking my mouse too.
April 6th, 2002 at 1:35 am | Promoted
Why is it MY job to clean the altar boy porn off Father O’Sullivan’s hard drive whenever the cops come knockin’?
April 6th, 2002 at 2:56 am
BadHabits.com
April 6th, 2002 at 5:39 pm | Promoted
She thinks to herself: “I can use this picture for the wallpaper.”
April 7th, 2002 at 1:20 am | Promoted
Another Nun changing habits
April 7th, 2002 at 1:58 am | Promoted
Damn! After all these years Now I realise.. Why the fuk did I join the sisterhood instead of looking up male porn. .Thank GOd I have found the Light!
April 8th, 2002 at 7:06 am | Promoted
It’s soooooo fun chatting with the big boss !!!
April 8th, 2002 at 2:28 pm | Promoted
OOO porn i love the sperm i can almost taste it on my lips mmmmmmmmmmm…
April 8th, 2002 at 5:30 pm | Promoted
Alternate Lifestyles…mmm..I’ll sign up for this one and change my name to PleasureQueen!
April 8th, 2002 at 8:22 pm | Promoted
Sister christian oh the time has cum!
April 8th, 2002 at 11:47 pm | Promoted
Holly Heck….Nice beef curtains!!!
April 9th, 2002 at 7:39 am
Her nickname: Blessbitch.
April 9th, 2002 at 7:53 am
Hey Theresa i found this real cool site,www.nun-sex.com, and you’re on it!!!
April 9th, 2002 at 10:17 am | Promoted
you michael jordan wannabee
April 9th, 2002 at 12:14 pm | Promoted
Ha ha ha, Satan never thought of the internet..
April 9th, 2002 at 3:17 pm | Promoted
oh my god, i would love to put that dick in my mouth, while i have those ones there in my asses
April 9th, 2002 at 3:28 pm | Promoted
I love CNN. This Saddam is so sexy!
April 9th, 2002 at 8:15 pm | Promoted
After learning how to actually turn the pc on, Sister Mary got even more excited.
April 9th, 2002 at 10:18 pm
Oh curses, damn these pop-ups!
April 10th, 2002 at 6:59 am | Promoted
nun: Hey internet, guess what?!
internet: what?
nun: JESUS!
internet: This is worse than spam
April 10th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
Local host: MotherFr (192.168.0.1)
::: Your host is twisted.ma.us.dal.net, running version bahamut-1.4(32)
::: Usermodes: oiwscrknfydaAbghe Channelmodes: biklLmMnoprRstvc
:: Now talking in #h4×0rnunz
(MotherFr) fj33rkthxstfubye
::: (ERROR) Closing Link: 0.0.0.0 (Z-Lined (May Satan Be With You }:) )
April 11th, 2002 at 7:34 pm | Promoted
He, he, he…...and they thought the priests were the bad ones….
April 12th, 2002 at 12:20 pm | Promoted
“refresh” nothing. “refresh” nothing.
“refresh”....
April 13th, 2002 at 11:05 am | Promoted
Chatting Virgin looking for some action
Next!
April 14th, 2002 at 3:50 pm
Hey, this friendly looking fellow resembles a bit like our Jesus ! What’s his name ? ... O-s-a-m-a …
April 14th, 2002 at 6:37 pm
“D00d! Ph33r |\|y l33t ski11z!
April 15th, 2002 at 4:55 am
Sister Catherine prepares to log onto ‘hotgod.com’
April 15th, 2002 at 10:50 pm | Promoted
Those gay priests are hot! Take it off!!
April 16th, 2002 at 12:41 am | Promoted
Sister Agnes blissfully plays her newly bought version of Sim Church
April 16th, 2002 at 3:26 pm | Promoted
nun’s have more fun
April 16th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
Defragin for Jesus
April 18th, 2002 at 6:17 pm
Net filters my ass! I’m gonna get me some hot lovin!
April 19th, 2002 at 4:31 pm | Promoted
Perhaps, thought the Mother Superior, a simple virus would teach those god-cursed Protestants to think twice before staging another “Reformation”.
April 26th, 2002 at 11:50 pm
when good Nun’s go bad!!!!
April 29th, 2002 at 1:51 am
nun mary find and interesting site http://www.men.com. she quickly signs up and begins to like the day the church got the internet father paul looks on it horrori want a turn!
May 2nd, 2002 at 8:51 am | Promoted
Umm, naked pictures of the Pope!
May 2nd, 2002 at 10:53 am | Promoted
So, what are YOU wearing???
May 2nd, 2002 at 11:10 am
innocently looking for a good price on a new badmitton set for the convent, sister mary types in http://www.dicks.com…...
May 3rd, 2002 at 4:54 pm | Promoted
I need to bookmark this porn site.
May 6th, 2002 at 5:08 pm
simply, move the cock inside,cough cough i mean aside
May 6th, 2002 at 6:30 pm | Promoted
...and ever since the nuns have been on-line there has been a disturbing rise in “all papal action” sites out there.
May 6th, 2002 at 9:04 pm
This is what a hot night of cybering with Father Smith looks like.
May 8th, 2002 at 8:56 pm
sister bah-heky-da-da finds out what Porn is all about
May 13th, 2002 at 3:51 am | Promoted
im sick of all this jesus shit,im gona go smoke a bifta
May 15th, 2002 at 7:23 pm | Promoted
The newest addition to the -|Fuk-em-All|” Counter-Strike clan.
May 17th, 2002 at 10:59 pm
huh huh…hey look, the hampsters dancing!
May 26th, 2002 at 12:09 am
Sister Helen finally discovered a website with detailed instructions on how to do the “Tounge Hurricane” she had heard so much about.
May 31st, 2002 at 10:18 pm
damn JavoNoid
June 3rd, 2002 at 11:19 am
That’s my dad there lookin’ at the porn on the PC… I’m the one ON the PC…
June 3rd, 2002 at 12:43 pm | Promoted
Sister Mary Elizabeth after the porn filter was turned off.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:05 am | Promoted
virgin, divine looks seeks ….
June 4th, 2002 at 11:00 am
After hours of surfing, the good sister realizes how much fun golden showers can really be.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:04 am | Promoted
PORN PORN PORN
June 4th, 2002 at 11:05 am | Promoted
And to think the bishop thought his was big!
June 4th, 2002 at 12:09 pm
A/S/L?
June 4th, 2002 at 4:10 pm
Sister Elizabeth receivees her first IM from assman77@aol.com. (Pic attached)
June 4th, 2002 at 9:56 pm | Promoted
This is the hot and horny 21 year old vigin you thought you were having chat room sex with.
June 8th, 2002 at 11:52 pm | Promoted
why did the convent install the internet nanny?
June 9th, 2002 at 10:00 pm | Promoted
My teeff is superrr biteyy!!
June 22nd, 2002 at 9:39 pm | Promoted
i’ve heard of a net nanny before, never a net nun