ìNothiní but net,î thought the Sister as she scored the winning basket and clicked her initials into NBA Liveís hall of fame, imagining the hype and bucks she could make at the next papal gaming conference if she came out of retirement.
ìBring it on Brother Bernard,î she muttered to her Capucin cyber-competitor. ìThis game the wimpleís coming off my shiny pate and Iím Sister Shaq.î
Embarking on an all-out campaign to save kittens from the Lord’s wrath, Sister Mary Duquesne worked tirelessly over the internet to alert masterbators of the feline implications of their perversion.
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“Boy, I’d like to get my hands on that young sex machine,” Sister Sue said dreamily. “Maybe he could help me find my clitoris,” she thought as she licked her lips in anticipation.
And the Lord saith to the people of the cloth, “Thou shall surf the net, and use Yahoo Mail and be plentiful, but thou shalt not look at porn, for I am the Lord, your God.” Ten minutes later, Sister Mary was struck by lightning from nearby atmospheric disturbance…
May 2nd, 2002 at 10:53 am
So, what are YOU wearing???
February 20th, 2002 at 8:49 am
Consentrating hard for better than 40 seconds, Sister Mary prepares to double-click the mouse.
March 10th, 2002 at 6:20 pm
Look at the SIZE of that thing!!!
February 15th, 2002 at 3:13 am
what PC tetris will do to a nun.
March 8th, 2002 at 8:00 am
Sister Mary Catherine downloads newest JAY-Z MP3s
April 13th, 2002 at 11:05 am
Chatting Virgin looking for some action
Next!
February 12th, 2002 at 9:59 am
Granny smith was a Fragging Machine at QuakeCon 2002.
February 13th, 2002 at 10:24 pm
Sister mary concentrates as she struggles to find the start menu.
March 6th, 2002 at 9:01 pm
yesss! My rating on hotornot.com Is up to a 7.9!!! praise god
March 9th, 2002 at 11:35 pm
Alright…you’ve been warned. Say goodbye to your bios, sucker!
April 16th, 2002 at 12:41 am
Sister Agnes blissfully plays her newly bought version of Sim Church©
May 28th, 2003 at 12:40 am
“18/F/NY hottie here wanna see my nude webcam?” - (poor guy never knew what hit him)
April 19th, 2002 at 4:31 pm
Perhaps, thought the Mother Superior, a simple virus would teach those god-cursed Protestants to think twice before staging another “Reformation”.
March 21st, 2002 at 8:07 am
You maybe surprised by who has “god like” skill in that Counter-Strike match.
June 3rd, 2002 at 12:43 pm
Sister Mary Elizabeth after the porn filter was turned off.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:04 am
PORN PORN PORN
June 4th, 2002 at 9:56 pm
This is the hot and horny 21 year old vigin you thought you were having chat room sex with.
February 21st, 2002 at 2:25 am
ìNothiní but net,î thought the Sister as she scored the winning basket and clicked her initials into NBA Liveís hall of fame, imagining the hype and bucks she could make at the next papal gaming conference if she came out of retirement.
ìBring it on Brother Bernard,î she muttered to her Capucin cyber-competitor. ìThis game the wimpleís coming off my shiny pate and Iím Sister Shaq.î
April 15th, 2002 at 10:50 pm
Those gay priests are hot! Take it off!!
April 16th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
nun’s have more fun
May 3rd, 2002 at 4:54 pm
I need to bookmark this porn site.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:05 am
virgin, divine looks seeks ….
June 4th, 2002 at 11:05 am
And to think the bishop thought his was big!
July 13th, 2002 at 1:56 am
Looks feisty, wonder how fast she could do me
April 9th, 2004 at 1:37 am
im still a vigin wanna see whats up my skirt?
March 14th, 2002 at 11:20 pm
I just love those school uniforms… WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?!?!
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:21 am
PORN!!!!!!
April 5th, 2002 at 6:36 am
Ooooooh…a nude pic of The Lord in bed with Madonna…
April 5th, 2002 at 5:33 pm
the sister thinks to herself anymore of this and ill be double clicking my mouse too.
May 2nd, 2002 at 8:51 am
Umm, naked pictures of the Pope!
May 13th, 2002 at 3:51 am
im sick of all this jesus shit,im gona go smoke a bifta
June 8th, 2002 at 11:52 pm
why did the convent install the internet nanny?
June 9th, 2002 at 10:00 pm
My teeff is superrr biteyy!!
June 22nd, 2002 at 9:39 pm
i’ve heard of a net nanny before, never a net nun
June 23rd, 2002 at 1:01 am
The bidding for my sweat-soaked wimples is really frantic. Bless you, E-Bay!
June 23rd, 2002 at 1:19 pm
Internet bingo, the only way this sister can score!
March 24th, 2003 at 10:58 pm
“okay, little Jimmy, tell auntie Agnes where your parents are tonight…”
May 16th, 2003 at 12:59 pm
Sister Mary finally finds the Pope’s gallery in PlayGirl.com’s archives
January 15th, 2004 at 1:08 am
John Ashcroft’s secretary scans the internet for prosecutable material.
May 1st, 2004 at 12:10 pm
When they leave Granny alone, she searches for porno.
May 3rd, 2004 at 4:16 pm
photo nun free sex send for me
October 30th, 2004 at 10:08 am
u r a 0t nun. I m gon 2 chase u & spank u u 0t nun
August 11th, 2004 at 11:55 pm
MMMMMMMMMMMM….I Love it when they shave their ass holes!
February 12th, 2002 at 11:56 pm
The missionaries of the 21 century.
March 6th, 2002 at 9:40 am
Mother sending out another penis-enlargement message. I’ve been wondering who was responsible.
March 6th, 2002 at 2:14 pm
Why did I ever give my life to God when He gave us this typa thing?
March 6th, 2002 at 3:32 pm
This nun is one of many now obsessed with the newest virtual league, Fantasy Clergy.
March 7th, 2002 at 9:46 pm
now then i know how Britney looks like..
March 9th, 2002 at 10:58 am
Even a nun cant resist Everquest’s grasp.
March 11th, 2002 at 1:15 pm
“Venus butterfly, so silent you can wear it in public..no one will know!”..hmmm add to cart……..
March 15th, 2002 at 9:22 pm
Wanna French Kiss Now !
March 16th, 2002 at 7:48 pm
God knows I deserve him.
March 18th, 2002 at 6:05 pm
should i go to www . godshairyass . com or… www . holycock . net?
March 20th, 2002 at 8:43 pm
“Is it a sin to double click TWO mouses at the same time??”
March 20th, 2002 at 10:38 pm
A nun, porn, and you can only see one hand, geez this is too easy
March 21st, 2002 at 10:42 pm
Do you have 3l33t skillz d00d?
March 27th, 2002 at 12:05 pm
take it off sister wendy, take it off…
March 27th, 2002 at 4:15 pm
SWF seeks SWM w/Cross + Interest in Healing, making wine, ability to ressurect is a +++
March 28th, 2002 at 2:19 pm
Embarking on an all-out campaign to save kittens from the Lord’s wrath, Sister Mary Duquesne worked tirelessly over the internet to alert masterbators of the feline implications of their perversion.
March 30th, 2002 at 1:58 pm
Catholic preists have been accused of being perverts and sex offenders, well where are the people keeping nuns like this in check??????
March 30th, 2002 at 3:15 pm
….Grandma???….
April 1st, 2002 at 12:10 pm
Nuns and netcams, lets just hope they DONT open a live netcam sex site…
April 6th, 2002 at 2:56 am
BadHabits.com
April 9th, 2002 at 7:39 am
Her nickname: Blessbitch.
April 9th, 2002 at 7:53 am
Hey Theresa i found this real cool site,www.nun-sex.com, and you’re on it!!!
April 9th, 2002 at 10:18 pm
Oh curses, damn these pop-ups!
April 10th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
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Local host: MotherFr (192.168.0.1)
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April 14th, 2002 at 3:50 pm
Hey, this friendly looking fellow resembles a bit like our Jesus ! What’s his name ? … O-s-a-m-a …
April 14th, 2002 at 6:37 pm
“D00d! Ph33r |\|y l33t ski11z!
April 15th, 2002 at 4:55 am
Sister Catherine prepares to log onto ‘hotgod.com’
April 16th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
Defragin for Jesus
April 18th, 2002 at 6:17 pm
Net filters my ass! I’m gonna get me some hot lovin!
April 26th, 2002 at 11:50 pm
when good Nun’s go bad!!!!
April 29th, 2002 at 1:51 am
nun mary find and interesting site http://www.men.com. she quickly signs up and begins to like the day the church got the internet father paul looks on it horrori want a turn!
May 2nd, 2002 at 11:10 am
innocently looking for a good price on a new badmitton set for the convent, sister mary types in http://www.dicks.com……;
May 6th, 2002 at 5:08 pm
simply, move the cock inside,*cough* cough i mean aside
May 6th, 2002 at 9:04 pm
This is what a hot night of cybering with Father Smith looks like.
May 8th, 2002 at 8:56 pm
sister bah-heky-da-da finds out what Porn is all about
May 17th, 2002 at 10:59 pm
huh huh…hey look, the hampsters dancing!
May 26th, 2002 at 12:09 am
Sister Helen finally discovered a website with detailed instructions on how to do the “Tounge Hurricane” she had heard so much about.
May 31st, 2002 at 10:18 pm
damn JavoNoid
June 3rd, 2002 at 11:19 am
That’s my dad there lookin’ at the porn on the PC… I’m the one ON the PC…
June 4th, 2002 at 11:00 am
After hours of surfing, the good sister realizes how much fun golden showers can really be.
June 4th, 2002 at 12:09 pm
A/S/L?
June 4th, 2002 at 4:10 pm
Sister Elizabeth receivees her first IM from assman77@aol.com. (Pic attached)
June 29th, 2002 at 1:51 am
Woody Allen in his newest movie
July 1st, 2002 at 6:56 pm
Just another day for the sisters of PERPETUAL INDULGENCE.
July 13th, 2002 at 1:57 am
More chins than a chinese phone directory
August 5th, 2002 at 10:05 am
http://WWW.dentugrip.com….ordering more and getting it now….
March 18th, 2003 at 7:58 pm
Oh ya! Say hello to mr gernade launcher! BOOM! Your gunna feel that in the morning!
May 12th, 2004 at 12:48 pm
SLATHER SLATHER
September 13th, 2004 at 3:09 pm
God’s enforcer, prime time. zzzz zapped another one.
February 16th, 2005 at 5:16 am
Left click, options, here it is, “send spammers to hell,” left click..
February 16th, 2005 at 5:31 am
SP2 was created after Bill Gates discovered 100 large mysteriously diverted to the Sisters of Mercy.
January 25th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
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November 9th, 2007 at 12:06 am
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November 15th, 2007 at 2:16 am
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November 17th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
jouer roulette…
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November 22nd, 2007 at 6:35 pm
Free Ringtones For Cricket Cell Phone…
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March 14th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
free latest bollywood ringtones bollywood free ringtones…
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February 12th, 2002 at 6:01 pm
Weeee porn!!!
February 12th, 2002 at 11:31 pm
Mother do-gooder banishes evil on the internet. A true “white hat” hacker.
February 13th, 2002 at 1:19 am
Sister Mary planning dates on the Adult Friend Finder network.
February 14th, 2002 at 10:38 am
“This will teach the pope to dump me” Sister Mary says as she signs John Paul up for every mailing list she can find.
February 17th, 2002 at 1:02 pm
I knew Ernie was too funny, NOT to be nun. Nuns crack me up.
February 17th, 2002 at 1:03 pm
Finnaly the culprits behind the DOS attacks has been revealed. Sister Uber Geek.
February 17th, 2002 at 4:02 pm
Shortly after a seductive gesture or two, Sister Mary’s webcam lens cracked.
February 18th, 2002 at 4:45 pm
“Boy, I’d like to get my hands on that young sex machine,” Sister Sue said dreamily. “Maybe he could help me find my clitoris,” she thought as she licked her lips in anticipation.
March 1st, 2002 at 10:33 pm
eBay has the Picture Bible. Jigga WHAT!????
March 4th, 2002 at 4:43 am
The nun types this in the chat room shes just entered..
“im sweet 16 and never been kissed,who wants to pop my cherry? My number is 555-4755″
March 4th, 2002 at 11:56 am
Amen
March 6th, 2002 at 4:51 am
“Mmmmmm, that Bill Gates sure is yummy.”
March 6th, 2002 at 12:02 pm
When Sister Mary-Francis discovered the slash site, “Jesus Christ Estrogen Brigade”, it was all over.
March 6th, 2002 at 9:12 pm
Thank Jesus for gay porn!!!
March 8th, 2002 at 4:13 am
THIS SURE DOES BEAT WORSHIPPING THE VIRGIN MARY.
March 8th, 2002 at 7:18 am
I need no help with this computer! You will no my name… everyone will no my name…
Sister of Suffering signs on again! Ph33r me fraggers!
March 8th, 2002 at 10:12 pm
Papal Pornography: Get into it…but not too much.
March 8th, 2002 at 10:16 pm
Vice never tasted this good….Mmmmmm!
March 9th, 2002 at 12:18 am
Funnyman Marty Allen checks email from young fan during intermission of new show “Hello Dere, Jesus!”
March 9th, 2002 at 3:53 am
Why did I become a Nun??? Look at all the fun i’ve been missing out on!!!(Looking at porn site)
March 9th, 2002 at 10:58 am
Even a nun cant resist Everquest’s grasp.
March 9th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
Who says “size doesn’t matter”?
March 9th, 2002 at 3:00 pm
Yea, If only I were 40 years younger.
March 9th, 2002 at 10:09 pm
1 @M 3L33T!!!! g1\/3 m3 \/\/@r3Z d00d!!!
March 10th, 2002 at 3:43 am
if only Quake 3 had more blood and crosses!
March 10th, 2002 at 12:42 pm
Sister Mary shows of her ambidexterity.
March 10th, 2002 at 6:20 pm
HotSxyNun08 has entered chat room “Blink182 Chat 83″
HotSxyNun08: I’m 14/f/hawaii any hot guys press 6969 or IM me!
March 11th, 2002 at 3:09 pm
“A/s/l?”
March 12th, 2002 at 1:43 pm
“and i thought JESUS was sexy…..”
March 13th, 2002 at 12:41 am
Mmmmmmmm…..chicken…..*drool*
March 13th, 2002 at 2:25 pm
My mentadent stopped working, so now I just use my tongue to hold my dentures in.
March 13th, 2002 at 6:24 pm
“Me? Oh, I’m 21 years old, I work as swimsuit model, and I love to talk in chat rooms naked.”
March 16th, 2002 at 2:22 pm
The Spring Nun Fashions are just what I’ve been praying for!
March 16th, 2002 at 4:10 pm
mmmm, uh-huh, that’s the spot little tommy, stay down there till I tell you you’re done, lick it boy, oh yeah, I’m a naughty nunn, a NAUGHTY nunn!
March 17th, 2002 at 12:06 am
Sister Mary Joseph finally hacks the Pope’s webcam membership site…
March 20th, 2002 at 9:54 pm
Father John disguised as a nunn chats with young boys on the net on his free time in the local library.
March 20th, 2002 at 11:50 pm
(whispers) “i am jesus christ”
March 20th, 2002 at 11:55 pm
“Click here for naked pictures of the Pope.”
March 21st, 2002 at 12:58 am
Wow. My confession will last a week.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:12 am
Sister Catherine finally finds God’s webpage.
March 21st, 2002 at 3:35 am
“Life is EVER new”
March 21st, 2002 at 4:11 pm
Even as rigor mortis set in, it was evident that Sister Edna loved the internet.
March 21st, 2002 at 9:30 pm
These guys look GREAT
March 21st, 2002 at 9:31 pm
Oh my, the Father’s steeple really is tall and sturdy
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:03 pm
THIS IS OLD
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:35 pm
Local Man’s Boner Foils Habit Cross-Dressing Fetish
March 24th, 2002 at 9:34 pm
Ohh boy, In the afterlife I will get all this.
March 25th, 2002 at 1:34 am
sister mary updates naughtsisters.com
March 25th, 2002 at 7:55 pm
no…i’m not wearing anything…YOU?
March 26th, 2002 at 10:14 pm
Damn it … I knew SXYnun69 wasn’t really a hot 17 year old bisexual girl from Hawaii …
March 26th, 2002 at 10:26 pm
That’s some niiiiice Jesus you got there!
March 28th, 2002 at 2:08 am
a/s/l?
March 28th, 2002 at 10:55 am
And the Lord saith to the people of the cloth, “Thou shall surf the net, and use Yahoo Mail and be plentiful, but thou shalt not look at porn, for I am the Lord, your God.” Ten minutes later, Sister Mary was struck by lightning from nearby atmospheric disturbance…
March 28th, 2002 at 11:33 am
I’ll turn my cam on if you turn your cam on…
March 29th, 2002 at 11:46 am
Sister Agnes, giving up dessert for lent, stumbles upon wwww.cheesecakes.com
March 29th, 2002 at 12:35 pm
… I’d love to cyber, but I’m married, you see. Where’s my husband now? He’s actually looking right at you…
March 30th, 2002 at 1:36 am
yum yum…cheese logs
March 30th, 2002 at 4:28 pm
go to reptileclown.com
March 30th, 2002 at 7:37 pm
looks like Sister Fran got Grand Theft Auto 3 in the mail last night…
March 31st, 2002 at 11:36 am
This DOOM Game is incredible! (Kill them all).
April 1st, 2002 at 7:19 am
And you thought pediofile preist was the big worry over at the catholic church
April 2nd, 2002 at 11:48 am
DoOd!!!!1 LoL RoFlMaOf DoOd!!!!!
April 2nd, 2002 at 1:08 pm
http://www.cybercam/hotnuns/.com
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:17 pm
An effort to revamp the Catholic Church has gone horribly wrong as Nuns get hooked on free kiddie-porn.
April 2nd, 2002 at 9:09 pm
This Michael Jordan game gets my tongue going…
April 5th, 2002 at 1:05 am
proceeds to rotate camera 180 degrees