Puppy pancakes
Because the “hang in there” cat is just too easy, we have: how to make puppy pancakes instead.
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February 21st, 2002 at 1:34 am
Who says size doesn’t matter?
February 21st, 2002 at 7:18 am | Promoted
Suddenly, the Taco Bell dog wishes he hadn’t been such an advocate for fatty, cholesterol-laden food products.
February 21st, 2002 at 1:00 pm | Promoted
. . . and J.Los Shih Tzu thought he had it good. Wait until he sees my Mommy!
February 21st, 2002 at 11:11 pm
Oooohoooooo fuuuuuck.
February 22nd, 2002 at 12:03 am
Eclipse!
February 22nd, 2002 at 12:17 am | Promoted
It looks just like on aliens what that thing came out of that guys stomach, only backwards.
February 22nd, 2002 at 12:07 pm | Promoted
Oh yeah? You think squashing an aluminum can against your forehead is cool?
Watch THIS!
February 22nd, 2002 at 1:08 pm
Yes, I’m making this face because she had chili for lunch.
February 24th, 2002 at 1:11 am
Dude, This chick wants me!!!!!!!!
February 26th, 2002 at 6:30 pm | Promoted
I hope this lady didn’t eat Taco Bell…
February 28th, 2002 at 5:46 pm | Promoted
Yo qiero helmet!
March 1st, 2002 at 10:35 pm
In remembrance of the Seattle earthquake. February 28th, 2001.
March 4th, 2002 at 11:56 am
At least we know what that lady ate for lunch, Chinese food.
March 6th, 2002 at 1:44 pm
Talk about stress loads….
March 6th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
Buddha’s dog has his very own temple.
March 6th, 2002 at 3:45 pm
Oh no, she’s gonna blow!
March 6th, 2002 at 8:33 pm | Promoted
Is that a chalupa?
March 6th, 2002 at 9:09 pm
I feel a sense of impending doom…
March 7th, 2002 at 2:19 pm
New meaning to the term “underdog!”
March 7th, 2002 at 3:39 pm
And now for my Wiley Coyote meets boulder imitation
March 7th, 2002 at 9:47 pm
Ah! shelter at last!
March 8th, 2002 at 2:46 am
I know it looks bad, but the bigger dogs leave me alone – and I’m well fed.
March 8th, 2002 at 3:46 am
5 seconds away from “una torta de perrito”
March 8th, 2002 at 3:58 am
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT….AND HID THEM UNDER MY FAT ASS?
March 8th, 2002 at 7:09 am
“What… I’ve got something on my nose, don’t I? Dammit, I try so hard to make myself beautiful and- what’s that? The top of my head too? No? Further up?”
March 9th, 2002 at 12:04 pm
I said gorditO not gorditA!
March 9th, 2002 at 12:23 pm
... whats that smell?
March 9th, 2002 at 2:39 pm
I wish I could remember the story with Chicken Little…
March 10th, 2002 at 3:42 am
i used to have a brother and she used to have a colon
March 10th, 2002 at 12:30 pm
Pepe’s final suicide attempt.
March 10th, 2002 at 9:04 pm
and poor little pedro thought it was only an eclipse…. he will be missed.
March 10th, 2002 at 11:46 pm
Mrs. Crabable died yesterday after running hystarically into train tracks crying “Oh my god! Somebody took my PeeWee!”
March 11th, 2002 at 4:35 am
sure, stripes can be slimming—but, sometimes there just aren’t enough stripes…
March 12th, 2002 at 12:27 am
seconds later, the overstressed folding chair buckles, giving new meaning to the term “head up your ass””
March 12th, 2002 at 1:39 am
“Oh yeah? Oh, yeah? Whyncha come over HERE and say something about my mom?”
March 12th, 2002 at 4:14 am
do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?
March 13th, 2002 at 10:07 am
A little salt and pepper, barbecued till rare, din dins!!
March 13th, 2002 at 4:53 pm
Coming soon…Chalupas Chihuahuas…fresh, flat, and oh-so-fermented.
March 15th, 2002 at 4:51 pm
This just in: SummerFun Furniture, Inc., has recalled 100,000 model #9731 patio benches. Under extreme conditions, the benches were liable to collapse unexpectedly.
March 16th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
Evel Knievel was reincarnated as a Chihuahua…
March 16th, 2002 at 4:06 pm
oh GOD Bitch SOmEthin’s DIED around here!
March 16th, 2002 at 6:53 pm
All Dogs Go To Heaven: Chapter 1
March 16th, 2002 at 8:51 pm
If I can just pull a little harder,the fat bitch’ll fall over and break her neck!
March 16th, 2002 at 10:06 pm
Dont get too close, you might get sucked in!
March 17th, 2002 at 12:45 am | Promoted
...goodbye, cruel world!...
March 18th, 2002 at 6:01 pm
Going places no dog has ever gone before.
March 18th, 2002 at 10:11 pm
Dog: I hope this wasn’t that cheap chair that was on sale a K-Mart.
March 19th, 2002 at 5:27 am
Jesus Christ! I don’t remember eating that.
March 19th, 2002 at 9:44 am
If the skies that you look upon,
Should crumble and fall…
March 19th, 2002 at 3:45 pm
This chair looks like its about to brake!!
March 19th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
the chair looks like its about to get swallowed. its gonna take the lady’s temperature.
March 19th, 2002 at 6:42 pm
now you see it… now you dont
March 19th, 2002 at 8:45 pm
DOG: WILL SOMEONE HURRY AND GET ME A FAN
IT SMELLS LIKE CRAP DOWN HERE!
March 20th, 2002 at 9:00 pm
“It blocks the rain, but the powerful winds make my eyes water!!”
March 20th, 2002 at 9:49 pm
Oooooh. Aaaaah. A shiny metal stick. IF I can just pull it out of this hole. There I… bam.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
The Ronco Chiuaua crushing machine
March 20th, 2002 at 10:36 pm
No quierro big fat ass
March 20th, 2002 at 11:52 pm
“MOBY DICK”
March 20th, 2002 at 11:57 pm
“Yo quiero Jenny Craig.”
March 21st, 2002 at 1:35 am
Small dog combustion chamber: ignite when full of gas.
March 21st, 2002 at 3:34 am
“And they say walking under a ladder is asking for trouble!”
March 21st, 2002 at 5:55 pm | Promoted
Behold the Power of Steel!
March 21st, 2002 at 9:29 pm | Promoted
HOLY
SHIT
I’M
GOING
TO
DIE
March 21st, 2002 at 10:38 pm
It’s the Donald Trump of Ass tumors.
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:20 am
help..please somebody help…HELP!!!
For christs sake helpf me you lazy shit!
March 22nd, 2002 at 1:24 pm | Promoted
...and you think you have stress!
March 22nd, 2002 at 3:57 pm
actually, this pic was used in a swedish PR-campaign for an insurance company… to tell people they needed to insure their pets.
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:30 pm
This is how all men feel after 2 and a half years of marriage.
March 22nd, 2002 at 6:49 pm
500pounds VS 5pounds, who’s goin to win? Hhhmmmmmmm. 500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 22nd, 2002 at 6:50 pm | Promoted
When this bitch farts, I’m going to die for sure!
March 22nd, 2002 at 7:06 pm | Promoted
Get Ready For TV’s All New “Animal Fear Factor!!”
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:54 pm
bomb shelter.
March 24th, 2002 at 11:35 pm
This is proof that small dogs are unhappy and suicidal
March 26th, 2002 at 10:51 am
The note beside his body read: ..And to the dog off of fraiser…my taco empire…
March 27th, 2002 at 11:50 am
“Shiiiiiit!”
March 27th, 2002 at 7:34 pm
When the wild Mexian chihuahua feels dangered, they will attempt the rare “Ass-burrowing” technique to find safety.
March 27th, 2002 at 11:06 pm
“YO QUEIRO MOMMY!”
March 28th, 2002 at 10:34 am
Someone needs to notify the Human Society about this shit…
March 28th, 2002 at 2:12 pm | Promoted
Look, man, if I understood the concept of potential energy I wouldn’t be working at Taco Bell, okay?
March 28th, 2002 at 10:54 pm
Where is PETA when you need them?
March 29th, 2002 at 2:36 pm
Jaws has nothin on this lady.
March 30th, 2002 at 1:34 am
Wide Load
March 30th, 2002 at 6:22 am
enter at your own risk
March 30th, 2002 at 1:55 pm
Skydiving is for the daring, this stunt is for the stupid….
March 30th, 2002 at 10:04 pm | Promoted
Call 1-800-STURDY-CHAIRS, this dog believes in our products, why shouldn’t you?
April 2nd, 2002 at 4:18 pm
“You’ll have to kill me Frita, I AIN’T goin’ back up there”
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:38 pm
So what will you be thinking when you have 5 seconds to live?
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:41 pm
In the shade of the fatasswoman tree, the chiuaua can safely devour his kill, free from cavengers such as the once-noble giraffe
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:14 pm
It has only now come to light that Chihuahuas don’t shiver as was once thought, but are constantly shuddering.
April 3rd, 2002 at 5:30 pm
Chicken licken eat your heart out
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:23 pm
Flippy el Chihuahua was a definite fatalist until the day he was forced to prove his firm belief in la silla.
April 3rd, 2002 at 9:46 pm
Step right up! $1 to see the magical Dog-Shitting Woman!
April 5th, 2002 at 5:30 pm
eets my faalt for offering the beetch so much taco bell
April 6th, 2002 at 1:21 pm | Promoted
Is that a baby sheep?
April 8th, 2002 at 2:26 pm
After this 60 ton women swallows the chair the dog is next and it won’t look good.
April 8th, 2002 at 5:24 pm | Promoted
If this BITCH farts, she’s gonna blow my puppydog ass all over the blace!
April 8th, 2002 at 8:19 pm
Land whales and their pets – on the next Oprah!
April 9th, 2002 at 7:33 am
Hope that chair wasn’t made in America
April 9th, 2002 at 7:36 am
I never walk under ladders, that’s just to dangerous.
April 9th, 2002 at 7:50 am
Call RSPCA!!
April 9th, 2002 at 10:14 am
ohhh… gooooddd… i will never hump the kids head again…
April 9th, 2002 at 11:26 am
lekker in de schaduw…
April 10th, 2002 at 7:14 am
I feel another “Silent But Deadly” gas-passing is the only way this woman knows of to put her poor dog out of his misery…
April 10th, 2002 at 2:58 pm | Promoted
Be afraid, be VERY afraid!!
April 10th, 2002 at 4:05 pm | Promoted
beam me up scottie
April 11th, 2002 at 5:16 am
IMPENDING DOOM
April 11th, 2002 at 3:50 pm
and to my best friend spot, i leave my squeaky ball… God I loved that ball…
April 11th, 2002 at 4:09 pm
Trouble Brewing
April 12th, 2002 at 2:27 pm
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE…
April 13th, 2002 at 9:55 am | Promoted
even a dog has a deathwisch
April 15th, 2002 at 10:48 pm
OMG! She’s gunna blow!!!
April 17th, 2002 at 2:39 am
atlas shrugged
April 17th, 2002 at 10:21 am | Promoted
Ass of Damocles.
April 18th, 2002 at 5:42 pm
“As I walked through the valley, in the shadow of death…”
April 23rd, 2002 at 4:08 am | Promoted
And you think YOU have stress?
April 24th, 2002 at 11:31 pm
How come it got cloudy all the sudden?
April 26th, 2002 at 4:43 pm | Promoted
Why he sold his soul to Taco Bell
May 3rd, 2002 at 2:10 am
Dog: “From here, I can smell the juices that lubricate the walls of her vagina.”
Woman: “From here, I can go nuts with my FISTING!!!”
Fist: “FISTING!!!”
May 8th, 2002 at 2:19 pm
The new X-game for dogs, “under fatty sitting”
May 24th, 2002 at 5:59 pm
Dear God, please….
May 29th, 2002 at 1:40 pm
OH GOD! She’s gonna bust! RUN!!
June 4th, 2002 at 4:07 pm
HOLD IT! NOBODY MOVE! LADY DROP THE CHALUPA!
June 9th, 2002 at 8:13 pm
I’ve got a baaaaaad feeling about this!
June 22nd, 2002 at 4:19 pm
How they make “Taco Dogs”
June 22nd, 2002 at 7:50 pm
Breakthrough science: Chicken Woman lays Little Dog.
June 23rd, 2002 at 12:48 am | Promoted
Midge envied the others from her litter who were only used for testing cosmetics.
June 23rd, 2002 at 1:14 pm | Promoted
I theenk I need a beeger chair!!
June 29th, 2002 at 1:54 am
It’s me against the world…..........
June 29th, 2002 at 1:56 am
when I said I wanted to be house broken I didnt mean by a whole damn HOUSE
July 4th, 2002 at 2:30 am
How cute is that Chihuahua?!
But I feel SO SORRY for it!
August 5th, 2002 at 9:59 am
I hate it when the tampon doesnt stay tucked in
August 28th, 2002 at 9:06 pm
His life flashing before his eyes will be quick and painless.
September 21st, 2002 at 10:04 am
For only 49,99$ u can get our latest dogtrap,100% certified by our experts!
Call now 1-800-grannies-against-dogs
(fat ass sold seperately).
September 27th, 2002 at 4:53 am
Kiki hated it when he got Maria’s tampon string hung around his neck
January 23rd, 2003 at 5:08 pm | Promoted
When is this broad going to cut the damned umbilical cord?
June 8th, 2003 at 3:23 pm
DAMN GRAVITY!
February 21st, 2004 at 4:33 pm
3…2…1…poof doggy go byebye
July 19th, 2004 at 8:38 pm
and you think you have stress
October 30th, 2004 at 10:09 am
OOOOOOOOOH! AH LUVVA BUM!
February 16th, 2005 at 9:51 pm
(chihuahua): Wow! This feels just lke a hot air baloon… wait… i’m not in the air. looks up uh-oh! (Lady):FAAAAAAAAAART
February 18th, 2005 at 11:45 am
my life sucks!
July 18th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
karmas abitch thought the taco bell dog
March 23rd, 2006 at 9:04 pm
creek.. crash…
Opps!
January 26th, 2008 at 6:55 am
Dear rover.. If your reading this, Im long gone. From your friend Fido