Frozen Fireman
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February 25th, 2002 at 10:00 pm | Promoted
“guys….guys…...GUYS…. THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE…. I CANT FEEL MY FEET!”
February 26th, 2002 at 12:01 pm
We are all still morning.
February 27th, 2002 at 3:20 pm
And evening. (sorry I couldn’t resist)
February 27th, 2002 at 3:22 pm | Promoted
“The more you look at this, the more beautiful it becomes.”
March 1st, 2002 at 10:26 pm | Promoted
I’m melting… I’m melting!!!
March 2nd, 2002 at 2:55 pm | Promoted
“Gorak know now why you cry—but it something he can never do.”
March 4th, 2002 at 4:39 am | Promoted
If i stay out here long enough someone might notice me
March 5th, 2002 at 8:50 pm | Promoted
Exhausted angels
March 5th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
Typical! Where’s a fire when you need one? Brrr!
March 5th, 2002 at 11:18 pm
This will look even more sad in the spring when it’s half melted and mangled.
March 6th, 2002 at 5:11 am | Promoted
I sure am glad I brought my American Flag scarf.
March 6th, 2002 at 12:19 pm | Promoted
... so… cold.
March 6th, 2002 at 2:18 pm | Promoted
Sally…Sally…would you hurry up with that coffee please?
March 6th, 2002 at 6:52 pm | Promoted
“but i’m canadian…”
March 6th, 2002 at 9:06 pm | Promoted
check out how tiny my hands are.. i think they’re melting
March 6th, 2002 at 9:59 pm
Sure, I’d love the oppurtunity to sleep with an angel, but duty calls!
March 6th, 2002 at 11:31 pm | Promoted
They were never alone, never forgotten.
March 7th, 2002 at 12:02 am
Months later, I still cry too.
March 7th, 2002 at 3:32 pm | Promoted
hey! some parts of me are melting faster than others… damn you cruel sun!
March 7th, 2002 at 3:32 pm | Promoted
“In the Arms of the Angel” Sarah McGlaughlin
March 7th, 2002 at 9:49 pm | Promoted
even angels need a break..
March 8th, 2002 at 4:11 am | Promoted
AS IF 9/11 WASN’T BAD ENOUGH, NOW I HAVE TO SIT HERE IN THE SNOW CRYING OVER MY AMERICAN FLAG BEING COMFORTED BY SOME FREAKING ICE ANGEL! I CAN’T CATCH A BREAK.
March 8th, 2002 at 4:12 am | Promoted
THIS BETTER MAKE IT INTO SOME REALLY DRAMATIC VIDEO MONTAGE OR ELSE I’M GOING TO START BUILDING A SNOW PENIS.
March 9th, 2002 at 4:36 am
I’m cold.
March 9th, 2002 at 1:44 pm
nobody likes me, everybody hates me… sniffle...
March 9th, 2002 at 2:37 pm | Promoted
Hey, this is a really nice flag. Did you see this flag? Yeah, this is really nice. You don’t see stitching like this anymore.
March 10th, 2002 at 3:35 am
in real life all the firefighters were made of snow, but in the memorial one is sand and one is marble
March 10th, 2002 at 3:44 pm
Lonely and confused, Karl sculptured his ‘fantasy woman’, and later froze to death.
March 10th, 2002 at 11:44 pm
“God damn this coldness is making my balls shrink”
March 11th, 2002 at 3:47 pm
after stealing from the vet cemetary, darril decided to return his costume and check back into the clinic
March 13th, 2002 at 10:05 am | Promoted
Do you think anyone would notice a little patch of yellow snow?...
March 13th, 2002 at 4:47 pm
I’m an highly trained actor. I’ve done shakespeare in the park! I even did a scene with Jen-Luc Picard! Wait’ll I get that agent.
March 15th, 2002 at 10:27 am
For all the people that died….
March 16th, 2002 at 4:02 pm
John knew better than to gaze into the eyes of the medusa head that he carried in his father’s flag for so many years, but curiousity got the better of him…
March 16th, 2002 at 6:58 pm
for all you who think this is comedy… ask him to laugh with you and see if he lifts his head.
March 18th, 2002 at 2:40 am | Promoted
Eye for an eye…
If the U.S. government won’t stop acting like an international terrorist organization, there will inevitably be more incidents like 9-11. Unfortunately, it’ll be the civillians who die. If you’re really serious about the ‘war on terrorism’, you have to abolish government.
March 19th, 2002 at 2:00 am
How Minnesotans deal with Sept 11th.
March 19th, 2002 at 2:54 am | Promoted
Don’t laugh at this. This is not funny. Take in the seriousness of this. God Bless America
March 19th, 2002 at 11:39 pm
I wonder how long I’m sup-up-up-uposed to wwwwait out hhhere… Thhis better not bbbe annotherrr prannnkk I bbet * Hey, who are you?
March 20th, 2002 at 8:19 pm
god damn my ass is freezing
March 20th, 2002 at 9:42 pm
How ling have I been sleeping out here?
March 20th, 2002 at 9:44 pm
That squrrel ran off with my nose!
March 20th, 2002 at 10:32 pm
As a Firefighter, this should not be in a comedy thread. There is NOTHING funny about the death of 343 Brother Firefighters, and thousands of innocent mothers, fathers, brothers, siters etc, etc… Have some RESPECT!!!
March 20th, 2002 at 10:35 pm | Promoted
I meant to say “sisters”
March 21st, 2002 at 9:32 pm
Angels and Hero’s
March 21st, 2002 at 9:33 pm
you really tired me out sister
March 22nd, 2002 at 1:08 am
Faces of the past, memories of the last black hawks knocking at the door, some day I will win this forgotten war…
I lost my applejuice…
March 25th, 2002 at 1:19 am
fellow firefighters
March 25th, 2002 at 9:52 pm
Byfar the best icesculpture in our county fair!
March 26th, 2002 at 3:25 pm
waite….......this is not funny.
March 27th, 2002 at 12:01 pm
There’s nothing funny about the death of cats either, but I bet you masturbate!
March 27th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
God Bless America
March 28th, 2002 at 2:13 am
This is for all of those who can’t shed a tear anymore…
March 28th, 2002 at 2:07 pm | Promoted
I’m sorry, Frank. I know you want to go down there and do your part to help America recover but we snow angels just don’t make good firefighters!
March 28th, 2002 at 10:48 pm
The fireman and angel mourn the loss of his pet rat at the bread factory.
March 30th, 2002 at 1:32 am
God Bless America may the angels comfort u
March 30th, 2002 at 1:52 pm
With snow exsgtinguishing all the city’s fires, the distraught fireman sat down in his front yard to think…....and never got up….
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:36 pm
You nkow what small hands
mean! .............small gloves.
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:06 pm | Promoted
A touching tribute to all of the firefighters who froze to death on January 11th.
April 6th, 2002 at 1:32 am
“He had a close encounter of the worst kind with a Hellfire missile.” U.S. Navy Rear Admiral Richard Stufflebeem describing what happened to an Al Qaeda terrorist after he was spotted by an unmanned Predator spy plane.
April 6th, 2002 at 5:34 pm | Promoted
Americunts. shudders Enough said.
April 7th, 2002 at 1:32 pm | Promoted
As a member of a strictly volunteer fire department. I find no humor in this whatsoever. People volunteer their time to help save victims. This may mean they loose their own lives. There is absolutely nothing funny about this photo. And everyone who made it into something funny should be ashamed. God bless America and its heroes.
April 8th, 2002 at 5:18 pm
Can ya hear me now?
April 9th, 2002 at 7:25 am
I didn’t know my job was to stop fires instead of starting them :’o(
April 9th, 2002 at 7:30 am | Promoted
Angel: What’s wrong?
Fireman: My mommy will be pissed when she sees I’ve used this flag to blow my nose andd wipe my ass clean after I’ve shitted in het flowers
April 9th, 2002 at 7:47 am
I became a firefighter because I hated to be cold!!
April 9th, 2002 at 3:25 pm
We’ve had enough of that flag.
April 16th, 2002 at 12:45 am | Promoted
yes, pride bla blah, yes, patriotism blah blah. theres a whole world out there america. im sure more people in africa die of aids in a month then the number of people did on 9/11. get over it. yes it can happen to you too.
April 16th, 2002 at 10:10 am
Hmm… it would be a cooler pic if the firefighter had the wings himself…
April 23rd, 2002 at 3:04 am
Hey, Mr. Firefighter, Jesus saw the whole thing, take heart.
April 23rd, 2002 at 3:09 am
“Bush is a terrorist”????
YOU GUTLESS SLIME! Bet you cant say that to my face! Try IT FAG!!!
I love this land and Pres. Bush!
714 534-9700
April 24th, 2002 at 11:28 pm
Even angels cry.
May 3rd, 2002 at 2:03 am | Promoted
A firefighter, tired of eating cooked corpses, relaxes for a moment to settle his stomach. FISTING!!!!
May 6th, 2002 at 9:59 pm
awww….hes just mad because the village people won’t let him join
May 6th, 2002 at 10:00 pm
Angel versus fireman….the fight continues
May 11th, 2002 at 10:59 pm
The events surrounding 9/11 will forever be etched into our collective consciousness, just as a cat will be etched to death every time you masturbate.
June 20th, 2002 at 9:08 pm | Promoted
Bush most definately IS a terrorist, and i would be the first one to uphold the anarchist spirit… you are right when you say September 11th was a small tear compaired to the ones shed in other corners of the globe… BUT… when is death ever funny? we may be wrong and they may be right and i know our government can eat a lot of shit… but death, be it in large numbers or small is never something to make a joke over. if you have no respect for our government, or our hypocraztical patriotic nation… join my club… but please… its death and its dieing and you only have room to laugh because your mother was not in the trade center and your father didnt die putting out the flames.
June 23rd, 2002 at 12:32 am
“There, there, Frosty. I know you want to help, but you’ll melt before you get 20 feet from it.” “DAMN YOU, Professor Hinkle! DAMN YOU!!!”
June 29th, 2002 at 2:45 pm
damn I just pissed in the snow and these guys started crying
September 14th, 2002 at 8:31 pm
God bless the USA (Why the hell is this thing doing here?!!!! its NOT at all funny)
February 8th, 2003 at 5:27 am
he sits the last of the firefighters still waiting for his pay rise
May 28th, 2003 at 12:37 am
Tragically Frosty’s firefighting career was cut short
March 19th, 2004 at 3:12 am
needless to say frosty the snowman and the x-mass anngle found that the american flag ish not fireproof
April 16th, 2004 at 1:42 pm
Hi. I’m an american and i’m a total cunt.
September 20th, 2004 at 2:29 pm
Thousands died while George Bush lied.