First Kiss
Here is the most powerful man in the free world, giving in to the most powerful person in the free world. Though neither of them look very powerful here.
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April 8th, 2002 at 5:14 pm
I’m sorry…the hooker on this corner is currently unavailable, please insert penis here to get the same great feel and smell of rotten tuna!
April 8th, 2002 at 3:01 pm
The creators of AquaZone Mac, a virtual aquarium software package, have taken drastic new measures in copy-protection.
March 28th, 2002 at 1:55 pm
Forced out of the limelight by the popularity of Flying Toasters, the swimming fish screensaver took to the streets to regarner support.
June 30th, 2002 at 3:48 pm
Hi, I’m Norman. I’ll be your LSD trip for today. For the next 12 hours please feel free to talk to me, stick things into my mouth, and feed your friends and family to me.
April 9th, 2002 at 3:48 pm
Suck your dick for a quarter
March 4th, 2002 at 11:52 am
Get a room.
March 4th, 2002 at 12:39 pm
Pucker up baby!
April 15th, 2002 at 7:37 pm
One of the many prototypes of the iMac.
June 29th, 2002 at 1:30 am
Please, jump inside the box from the back and see what it feels like to come out of the womb dor the first time.
March 6th, 2002 at 5:59 am
Pukka up baby, you’re in for the night of your life!
March 6th, 2002 at 7:52 pm
Kiss Me, YOU FOOL
March 6th, 2002 at 9:03 pm
what the f@$! is on your chin?!?!
March 7th, 2002 at 1:46 pm
“AH-AH! NO TONGUES!” (Madeline Kahn to Gene Wilder, “Young Frankenstein”)
March 11th, 2002 at 4:23 am
“don’t let this happen to you”
March 19th, 2002 at 5:03 pm
You idiot! I said fishwich, not fish switch!!
March 4th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
Well, go on W… “hunt them down”
March 4th, 2002 at 4:22 pm
READ MY LIPS…… WHO’S YOUR DADDY!!!!!!
March 4th, 2002 at 9:51 pm
“I’ll give you executive orders!”
March 4th, 2002 at 10:16 pm
No toung this time you pig.
March 5th, 2002 at 11:48 am
A little to the left… no… no… a little higher… Hold still damnit!
March 5th, 2002 at 10:31 pm
The W stands for “Women”, baby!
March 6th, 2002 at 12:17 am
lady thinking I’ll pray that dear Dubya doesn’t knock my wig off…
March 6th, 2002 at 4:52 am
Oh god we look like idiots.
March 6th, 2002 at 5:07 am
you’ve got some frosting on your chin. i’ll get it.
March 6th, 2002 at 5:15 am
You, me, Bob and Laura, later.
March 6th, 2002 at 5:51 am
Oh Great. He’s been eating garlic again. I hate this mandotory publicity shots.
March 6th, 2002 at 9:23 am
Is that a bag of blow in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
March 6th, 2002 at 11:43 am
janitor Darn wax museum pranksters! Now I’ll have to change Connie Chung’s wig and drag her all the way back to the Famous Anchors Room!
March 6th, 2002 at 2:17 pm
The Giraffe Impression finals reached it’s climax.
March 6th, 2002 at 3:13 pm
Don’t you love it when Presidents blow on your chin?
March 6th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
George, honey, maybe we shouldn’t keep our eyes closed. I’m feeling some nose hairs.
March 6th, 2002 at 4:52 pm
when will someone take down that darn mistletoe? this is getting real old…
March 6th, 2002 at 6:01 pm
Bush sniffing out terrorism at every turn.
March 6th, 2002 at 9:24 pm
What’s that smell? Bush?
March 6th, 2002 at 9:34 pm
“George, I think I’d know more about lipstick than you…just because you’ve tried to put some on a few times doesnt make you a professional.”
March 6th, 2002 at 9:54 pm
George W. demonstrating what would happen if he got Osama Bin Laden in a staring contest.
March 7th, 2002 at 12:13 am
So, you’re moving to North Carolina, huh?
March 7th, 2002 at 1:26 am
You ain’t gonna make me cry Georgie Porgie. If you dare to pull an Al Gore on me, I will knock you out.
March 7th, 2002 at 1:28 am
Well, maybe I shouldn’t have told you that I’m really a man right after you leaned in to kiss me.
March 7th, 2002 at 1:32 am
Don’t pout George. If you ask him nicely this time, Bob just might give you some free Viagra samples.
March 7th, 2002 at 11:30 am
Bush gives public demonstration that going blind makes kissing difficult.
March 7th, 2002 at 3:25 pm
No, I don’t smell any pretzels . . .
March 7th, 2002 at 7:24 pm
Clinton wouldn’t have had difficulties like this.
March 7th, 2002 at 9:53 pm
hey, i’m still young! juz look at my pimple!
March 7th, 2002 at 11:24 pm
Although the ritual has not yet caught on outside of Washington, even the the President can be found participating in today’s chin-humping fad.
March 8th, 2002 at 1:47 am
Talk about bumping uglies……….
March 8th, 2002 at 2:29 am
C’mon, George. Make me feel like a woman.
March 8th, 2002 at 2:41 am
One ET wannabe to another: YEAH Baby!! Stretch that Neck some more!!@!
March 8th, 2002 at 3:39 am
“Are they still watching? Are they still watching? DAMN I’m gonna have to kiss him now — See what Al Gore started…”
March 8th, 2002 at 4:05 am
LAURA DIDN’T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM THAT HIS BREATH SMELLED LIKE A JIHAD.
March 8th, 2002 at 6:41 am
Him: Sneeze! Sniff
Her: Gah.. not again..
March 8th, 2002 at 6:57 am
Ooo! Ooo! Aaah aah! jumps up and down, throwing dung
March 8th, 2002 at 8:33 am
None for you, sparky!
March 9th, 2002 at 3:37 am
A good example of incest. They look so much like brother and sister.
March 9th, 2002 at 4:37 am
Come to papa.
March 9th, 2002 at 9:09 am
Just a little bit longer and that pesky chin hair should come out.
March 9th, 2002 at 10:46 am
Lady and the Tramp: you choose which is which..
March 10th, 2002 at 2:28 am
Who farted?
March 10th, 2002 at 3:30 am
i wouldn’t do this except those guys dressed like greek gods got telekentic power from eating the food on this planet
March 10th, 2002 at 9:40 am
Who’s your daddy? ‘Dubbya, that’s who.
March 10th, 2002 at 12:23 pm
Who knew constipation could be so romantic?
March 10th, 2002 at 2:14 pm
wait a secong where’s your mouth?!
March 10th, 2002 at 3:33 pm
It’s called a “shotgun”, and it helps increase the THC : CO2 ratio…here let me show you.
March 10th, 2002 at 3:45 pm
Don’t get any ideas, George…
March 10th, 2002 at 3:53 pm
Are you peeking?
March 10th, 2002 at 3:55 pm
(through her teeth) Higher you moron! Do you want every stinking reporter out there to know youre hung over??
March 10th, 2002 at 8:09 pm
Oh wow. That cold sore does look pretty bad.
March 11th, 2002 at 5:07 pm
Of course, with all the novacaine from the root canal earlier in the day as well as the six pack after lunch, his aim was a little off, but Laura didn’t really seem to mind anyway.
March 11th, 2002 at 7:21 pm
oh really, is that a threat?
March 12th, 2002 at 12:39 am
my chin’s more pointy than yours is!
Is not!
Is so!
March 12th, 2002 at 10:57 am
chica chica bow wow
March 12th, 2002 at 4:59 pm
Says Al Gore: “That’s my boy!”
March 13th, 2002 at 2:52 am
The Wart Trade Center
March 13th, 2002 at 1:58 pm
Just trust me. It’s way more fun to kiss each others nostrils.
March 13th, 2002 at 3:59 pm
Minutes earlier, Laura Bush had been schooled by her girlfriend Bertha about the evils of a Patriarchal Society.
March 13th, 2002 at 3:59 pm
“Who’s my wittle love bunny?”
March 13th, 2002 at 4:00 pm
“Damn it, Laura, you never share the Fritos!!”
March 13th, 2002 at 4:01 pm
George: “You can pick you nose, you can pick your friends nose….”
Laura: “Oh, shut up and kiss me, you old poop….”
March 13th, 2002 at 8:04 pm
ok…ew
March 13th, 2002 at 8:24 pm
George, this is exactly why we need more diversity in the Republican party. People don’t really know if at this very moment you’re actually about to kiss me, your wife Laura, or Lynne Cheney. Stepford wives might make for easy wife-swapping in broad daylight but they’re not going to cut it at the polls.
March 13th, 2002 at 9:22 pm
Watch out, baby! The tongue train is heading for your tunnel!
March 15th, 2002 at 10:24 am
I hope this gains publicity…..
March 16th, 2002 at 2:44 pm
The only existing prototype for Apple Computer’s iMackerel.
March 18th, 2002 at 10:36 am
Is that an iFish?
March 18th, 2002 at 5:35 pm
She got the jeep in the divorce, but hey, i got the aquarium.
March 20th, 2002 at 7:17 pm
fish i-mac
March 20th, 2002 at 7:34 pm
No Keyboard, No Carp-al tunnel… OR …
Ever heard of SOCKS pal?!?!?
March 20th, 2002 at 9:31 pm
3-D Bass Fishing software for PC
March 20th, 2002 at 10:26 pm
“Take me to your leader”
March 21st, 2002 at 12:09 am
Apple’s least successful model - the iBass.
March 21st, 2002 at 9:28 pm
oh yea, I got one of these puppies at home, but when I try to eat it, it mega-hurts.
March 21st, 2002 at 10:30 pm
all for your telle fish are belong to us
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:30 pm
whoa… an iMac AND a Big Mouth Billy Bass, all for one low price!
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:21 pm
The all-new iMac.
March 22nd, 2002 at 7:00 pm
I was just about to buy a new windows computer.But I didn’t know that free fishing(shiping) was givin until I saw this picture.
March 22nd, 2002 at 8:08 pm
Jesus…I was just swimming around one day looking for scamming for some food when I saw this bodacious worm then POW! I wake up here.
March 22nd, 2002 at 8:09 pm
Do you have a quarte I can borrow? I forgot my change
March 25th, 2002 at 1:23 am
the apple people miss the whole convergence idea
March 25th, 2002 at 3:50 pm
What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a parking ticke before? City Folk!!!
March 27th, 2002 at 11:46 am
“…our main weapon is surprise! Suprise and fear! ..err.. Our two main weapons are…”
March 28th, 2002 at 7:51 pm
Next week on “Computers Can Be Anything”……
March 28th, 2002 at 10:45 pm
Apple Computer’s new product: iMackerel
March 29th, 2002 at 1:09 pm
ok, ok. The Imac was cute, the cube was neat, but this is just pathetic
March 30th, 2002 at 1:27 am
I…..am…….FISHPUTER!
March 30th, 2002 at 1:49 pm
Oh God, will the flashbacks ever stop!!!!!!!!
March 30th, 2002 at 3:03 pm
….and Chuck STILL can’t figure out why he keeps getting fired for the marketing department….
March 30th, 2002 at 7:42 pm
…and at that moment,Pookie the wonder fish relised he could not pay the meter….
March 31st, 2002 at 12:15 am
new super hero….mutant nijha tv fish !
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:53 pm
i think i’m coming down.. up nope the damn fish is still there!
April 5th, 2002 at 12:19 am
modern art.
April 5th, 2002 at 5:24 pm
DIRECTIONS: insert $.25 , step , twist handle , step into stall 10 , insert penis into automatic bj machine,ENJOY
April 6th, 2002 at 1:27 am
Honey, have you been rubbing your crotch on the monitor again or did a fish crawl in there and die?
April 7th, 2002 at 2:29 pm
The new iMac
April 7th, 2002 at 5:57 pm
There’s something a little fishy about this thing.
April 8th, 2002 at 7:25 pm
they are waiting in the lake, Mr. Simble-Jones!!!!
April 9th, 2002 at 7:16 am
This is how Britney Spears looks without make-up
April 9th, 2002 at 7:43 am
Godamn Mac!!
April 9th, 2002 at 3:23 pm
These devises come from Sweden and often have pooh on it.
April 12th, 2002 at 2:26 pm
cue No Doubt and I’m trapped in a box
April 16th, 2002 at 12:18 am
how did that fish get into that computer?
April 24th, 2002 at 3:24 pm
This fish needs massengill…
May 15th, 2002 at 7:56 pm
Bill, the abstract statue, works up the nerve to go and talk to the incredibly attractive Parking Meter Twins. Good luck Bill.
April 9th, 2004 at 1:18 am
finding nemo the scenes u never would of seen
December 22nd, 2004 at 6:06 pm
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
July 6th, 2005 at 1:27 pm
hello, fish can talk computer it. it is funny . fish cannot talk computer.
July 20th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
mariah carey hero…
Hello!…
March 10th, 2002 at 3:17 pm
hmmm, let’s see…. uhh, yeah, yeah, i’d say that’s definitely a mole.