Computer Fish
I have no idea what this is, but I bet you creative folks can make it talk. [thanks Kate]
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March 27th, 2002 at 6:57 pm
Right before Mr. Bush woke from his first wet dream.
April 9th, 2002 at 10:05 am
As a last resort, the president uses his sucking power to consume the evil-doer
November 12th, 2004 at 7:02 pm
REPUBLICAN PORNOGRAPHY
March 7th, 2002 at 3:24 pm
I know they said I would have acid-flashbacks, but Jesus!
March 28th, 2002 at 1:50 pm
And we thought Gore was an awkward kisser!
April 9th, 2002 at 3:22 pm
I’m kissing her chin. Her lips could have gersm on them. Or was it “germs?”…What am I saying anyway?
April 7th, 2002 at 12:09 pm
Yeah? Say that to my face! No, you say that to MY face!
March 31st, 2002 at 10:08 pm
You really did lose Florida George, and your breath stinks like cheap beer.
March 7th, 2002 at 12:49 am
When Steve Jobs said “Think Different,” he never envisioned this.
April 11th, 2002 at 7:45 pm
“You put a little white powder on your upper lip and then inhale, that’s right, just like this” — Yet another presidential faux pas.
July 21st, 2002 at 2:26 am
sorry if I seem awkward, to tell you the truth I’m used to kissing ass.
July 24th, 2002 at 3:32 pm
Is this the beginnings of doggy foreplay?
March 6th, 2002 at 11:05 pm
“Another reason why polluting our lakes is just WRONG!”
March 9th, 2002 at 5:35 am
is he paying for that meter?!?!? GET THE METER MAIDS ON HIM!@#!
March 21st, 2002 at 1:47 pm
the case for forced sterilization…
April 9th, 2002 at 10:08 am
Is this dumb & dumber or ugly & uglier ?
April 9th, 2002 at 10:25 pm
You got a lil’ somethin on yer cheek there… Ew, it walks.
June 11th, 2002 at 8:16 pm
So George W. sez to the snotty Senator from Oregon..’madam,I’m here to tell ya that you ain’t got a snow balls chance in Hell of winning because I am the Staredown King of Capitol Hill!’
April 19th, 2002 at 5:18 am
You see folks, politics isn’t always fun, you have to marry a bat and kiss it in public before you can ever run for office
May 6th, 2002 at 12:44 am
I can’t see the teleprompter. Can you remember what I’m supposed to say next? I have told the stupid joke about marrying over my head a 1000 times and I screw it up every time anyway.
July 24th, 2002 at 3:27 pm
Is this th beginnings of doggy foreplay?
March 7th, 2002 at 1:44 am
“Front cover of new J.K. Rowling novel –
Harry Potter and the Disgruntled Meter Maid”
March 7th, 2002 at 1:46 am
Cyber-Carp, the latest genetically engineered food.
March 7th, 2002 at 1:49 am
the last real use for an old ‘puter….bait
March 7th, 2002 at 6:21 am
Ho hum, time to check the e-mail. WHAT THE ….?
March 7th, 2002 at 7:31 am
Who did our market reseach? Bring me their heads!
March 7th, 2002 at 8:42 am
Another CARPy parkings space?! Geesh! Now I’ll not only have CARPal Tunnel, I’ll have sore feet as well!
March 7th, 2002 at 10:55 am
Introducing, the new iMackerel!
March 7th, 2002 at 11:35 am
Hey, pal, you got any change for the meter?
March 7th, 2002 at 11:58 am
Something’s fishy with that computer…
March 7th, 2002 at 12:14 pm
“I didn’t know that’s what they meant by express shipping!”
March 7th, 2002 at 1:15 pm
“erm…. the inter-fishing-net?
(so terrible. i apologize)”
March 7th, 2002 at 1:44 pm
WARNING: Those fish tank screen savers may be virus-infected…..
March 7th, 2002 at 5:38 pm
“News:
Apple designer Joe Normal was released from his job yesterday afternoon. Mr. Normal, who had a desire to write science fiction and a minor in genetics, declined comment.”
March 7th, 2002 at 6:02 pm
whew ………. “we deliver fresh fish” has a new meaning with on-line ordering
March 7th, 2002 at 7:25 pm
The next step in 3-D technology goes a little too far…
March 7th, 2002 at 9:41 pm
Think Different
March 7th, 2002 at 9:50 pm
kissing fish looking for similar-sized partner
March 7th, 2002 at 11:21 pm
Of course i haven’t been masturbating at my computer. This is why it smells like fish …
March 8th, 2002 at 4:03 am
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX IN SO MUCH AS YOU LEAVE A FREAKING GIANT FISH IN YOUR PLACE.
March 8th, 2002 at 6:52 am
Part Computer. Part Fish. All Conversation Piece
March 8th, 2002 at 8:37 am
Oh damn, the meter expired and Ronald still isn’t back from the Starbucks!
March 8th, 2002 at 8:41 am
I coulda been somebody! But no, I swallowed that Apple ad hook, line, and sinker.
March 8th, 2002 at 8:48 am
They neglected to tell Jimmy that the convert-your-old-apple-computer-into-a-fishtank kits were not rated suitable habitats for deep-sea fish…
March 9th, 2002 at 3:26 am
“Boy In Costume: Trick or Treat…
Lady: What are you supposed to be??
B.I.C: A iMAC with a smell program.
Lady: Oh good heaven’s!!! A porn site.”
March 9th, 2002 at 4:48 am
Has anyone seen may tank?
March 9th, 2002 at 5:20 am
got mik?
March 9th, 2002 at 8:44 am
Parking Meter: Ha,Ha! at least i get paid for standing here
March 9th, 2002 at 11:58 am
(Associated Press) Finally, people everywhere have found a use for their iMacs…art! Sacramento artist Bud Lydell took a talking fish he bought at Walgreen’s added it to his iMac case. He was astonished when he made $1000 at a street fair. Lydell says, “I felt like I was on the Antique Roadshow. Thank God I got some money back from this thing.”
March 9th, 2002 at 4:09 pm
(Public Service Announcement) People please, when you are done surfing the net, try not to bring anything back with you.
March 9th, 2002 at 4:12 pm
(Public Service Announcement) People please, when you are done surfing the net, try not to bring anything back with you.
March 9th, 2002 at 5:42 pm
Steve Jobs was always a marketing wizard. That is until… Apple used viral market techniques.
March 10th, 2002 at 1:03 am
I guess even porn has that fish smell
March 10th, 2002 at 1:36 am
Steven Jobs thought he was tapping into a new market when he introduced his iFish
March 10th, 2002 at 3:28 am
if Apple had access to stem cells
March 10th, 2002 at 3:30 pm
Their romance was destined for failure. Fish-based electronics just don’t date parking meters.
March 10th, 2002 at 6:49 pm
Our fate as techno-fish: the new paradigm of cyborgian evolution.
March 17th, 2002 at 2:05 pm
Noodlehead and Iceberg Loins. Hot action. Wasp love. Check out the unbridled heat between these two. Subscribe now for $5.95 a month.
March 18th, 2002 at 2:46 am
Gross.
March 19th, 2002 at 5:26 am
I’m sorry. It looks like that mole’s not going to come off no matter how hard I suck.
March 20th, 2002 at 6:37 am
dry hump me baby… we will be bigger than slick willy
March 20th, 2002 at 7:26 pm
(insert bob dole viagra joke here)
March 20th, 2002 at 8:16 pm
GW unhinges his jaw and swallows connie chung
March 20th, 2002 at 8:42 pm
Listerine: Even THIS guy gets laid with it!
March 20th, 2002 at 9:28 pm
G.W. Rock’em Sock’em Realistic Headbutt Robots On Sale!!
March 20th, 2002 at 9:32 pm
whiff now or forever hold your peace.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:25 pm
YA! And just what are you going to do about it, TOUGH GUY!
March 21st, 2002 at 12:54 am
Okay, maybe we should just shake hands instead…
March 21st, 2002 at 12:38 pm
Can we wet our lips only
March 21st, 2002 at 2:48 pm
who would want to kiss this gay man, jesus christ.
March 21st, 2002 at 10:29 pm
Clinton woulda had his tounge down her throat.
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:16 am
You need a breath mint!
March 24th, 2002 at 10:25 pm
Monkey see, monkey do.
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:29 pm
“Back off u gay man”
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:13 pm
Annie! Annie! Are you OK?! Someone call EMS!
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:18 pm
To himself: “Okay, let’s get this over with — just close your eyes and think of Cheney…”
March 22nd, 2002 at 8:06 pm
You mean I just close my eyes and click my heels three times…
March 23rd, 2002 at 7:16 am
Mmmmmhhh, is that a tasty wart there on your chin??!!
March 23rd, 2002 at 10:33 pm
remember I’m gay and this is just a publicity stunt
March 23rd, 2002 at 10:35 pm
awww MAN! Talk about one prune wrinkly pair of lips!
March 24th, 2002 at 2:15 pm
remember I’m a gay stud, and this just a lesbian stud it is also just a publicity stunt
March 24th, 2002 at 8:18 pm
Let me smell your perfume… Is that Texan oil fragrance?
March 25th, 2002 at 1:18 am
My god woman, that black head is bigger than texas!
March 25th, 2002 at 3:02 am
I used to drink bacon grease by the gallon.
March 26th, 2002 at 11:04 am
another day in the birdhouse….here we see geoprge preening another bird…
March 26th, 2002 at 10:09 pm
Oops, missed again!
March 27th, 2002 at 1:30 pm
NICE WADDLE!
March 28th, 2002 at 10:44 pm
Damn, every time I drink I can’t seem to find the hole.
March 29th, 2002 at 12:05 am
You drinking again? Wasn’t one DWI enough?
March 29th, 2002 at 1:01 pm
W.’s foray into the porn industry, a breathtaking work entitled
“Right-sWingers, in da heezy for sheezy”
March 29th, 2002 at 1:04 pm
W- “Don’t come any close to my face you dried up, soul-numbing succubus”
L-”Not to worry, you silly, impotent old retard. Just make sure i get my paper at the end of the day…”
March 30th, 2002 at 2:58 pm
….tuna?….
March 31st, 2002 at 6:20 pm
“just pretend it something else”
April 2nd, 2002 at 10:01 am
Don’t move George…my chin hair is caught between your teeth!!
April 2nd, 2002 at 4:23 pm
Secret service #1: What’s the hold up
Secret service #2: Um, he’s indisposed
Secret service #1: Don’t tell me they’re singing again
Secret service #2: They’re halfway through “Summer Nights” - 2 more minutes & quit your bitching at least you don’t have to hear them - he’s tone-deaf.
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:02 pm
“That’s as close as you’re getting, bitch.”
“Your breath makes me gag.”
April 3rd, 2002 at 5:28 pm
If I can just get to his left ear I can deactivate his power circuit and power him down
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:41 pm
“I thought you loved me, George!”
“Erm, honey, I found Bill Clinton, remember?”
“No..”
“Remember last night?”
“That man in my room with the wig?”
“Oh, yes!”
“Well.. I’m marrying Bill Clinton.”
April 5th, 2002 at 6:03 am
A cigar, a cigar, my presidency for a cigar!
April 5th, 2002 at 6:04 am
Damn your ugly
April 5th, 2002 at 5:22 pm
hope no one finds out you are a man
April 6th, 2002 at 1:25 am
If I gave you some money, would you make out with me? I have 50 cents, and uhh, huh huh, Beavis has like, a quarter, so that would be like, uhhh, huh huh, a dollar.
April 7th, 2002 at 1:15 am
I didn’t think I’d be kissing a dick until I got home tonight….
April 7th, 2002 at 2:53 pm
Why Couldn’t I have been married to Clinton instead.. at least I ould have ben able To LOOK at his face .. Damn I just realized what an ugly husband I have WOOF WOOF
April 8th, 2002 at 5:10 pm
Just act like we’re kissing dear, while I get that BOOGER off your chin!
April 8th, 2002 at 7:24 pm
fancy finishing this back at the White House with some Vaseline?
April 8th, 2002 at 8:11 pm
One word - BOTOX!
April 9th, 2002 at 7:13 am
If it gets as rough as this in public I wonder what the weddingnight was like
April 9th, 2002 at 7:13 am
Honey I think that thing in your neck is growing
April 9th, 2002 at 7:15 am
Who’s your daddy
April 9th, 2002 at 7:42 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!
April 9th, 2002 at 9:09 am
Damn it, woman. I want you to shave next time.
April 11th, 2002 at 4:07 pm
Proof that Politicians use Drugs
April 16th, 2002 at 9:39 am
You can actually see him thinking: where can I kiss THAT without infecting myself?
April 16th, 2002 at 7:33 pm
EEEEECCCCCCKKKKK! Don’t let him kiss me!
April 21st, 2002 at 9:47 pm
Nope…nope. I can’t see that moustache you are always waxing.
April 25th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
Im not even going to say anything
May 30th, 2002 at 7:40 pm
ugh, i should have stuck with clinton. At least he put out every once in a while.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:31 pm
You have the most beautiful teeth I have ever seen!
June 9th, 2002 at 10:11 am
Bush and Dole as mimes pretending to be kissing in a prison visitation room.
June 9th, 2002 at 10:12 am
“I wuv woo.” “No. I wuv WOO!”
June 9th, 2002 at 5:28 pm
All those years of high school and college and even marriage and George W. Bush never could get the knack of making out.
June 20th, 2002 at 5:02 am
Oh poor little Pumpkin that is a nasty little zit. Would you like Georgey pops to sueeze it all away for you.
June 20th, 2002 at 5:04 am
Oh poor pumpkin pops that is a nasty zit. Would you like Georgey poos to squeeze it all better for you.
June 29th, 2002 at 1:33 am
Shit an invisible window, your an off duty mime aren’t you!
June 30th, 2002 at 3:54 pm
President Bush tried desperately to attract the vote of the national coalition for mime voters, but could never seem to get past their “invisible box”
July 17th, 2002 at 11:08 pm
Having realized the difficulty in getting people to switch to lower calorie and healthier foods, Weight Watchers is unveils its new plan for weight loss: make costumers lose their appetite.
August 1st, 2002 at 12:06 pm
You are the most beautifulest thing to me.
August 1st, 2002 at 12:07 pm
GREAT STATEGERIE BUSH!!!
March 18th, 2003 at 8:14 pm
Pres. Bush isnt that bad, he’s had to go through more then most presidents.
August 6th, 2003 at 8:08 am
Hey! You’re not Monica!!
October 30th, 2004 at 8:48 am
“lean forward and tell me those 3 little words i like to hear”
“I just farted”
April 9th, 2004 at 1:02 am
i did not have sexual relationships with that women
December 22nd, 2004 at 5:27 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 22nd, 2004 at 6:42 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
January 6th, 2005 at 7:54 am
im working my project about teleportation
July 6th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
Where will you be when your laxative starts working?
March 6th, 2002 at 11:23 pm
“isn’t this how they use iMac these days?
March 6th, 2002 at 11:43 pm
Be sure to cut all the rings on your computer before you throw it into the trash.
March 11th, 2002 at 3:29 pm
“excuse me, do u know where i can find a ‘ms. barbara streisand’…she seems to have stolen my career…”
March 12th, 2002 at 1:34 am
First prize in the PostModern Avant Retro Design Competition goes to the Dual Paid Time Restriction Enforcer. Interactive Ictheo-Monitor received Honorable Mention. Decisions of the Judges are Final.
March 15th, 2002 at 8:01 am
When teleportation goes seriously awry…
March 15th, 2002 at 3:55 pm
After the Big Mouth Billy Bass phenomenon wore off, Mattel tried to get in on the game…
March 16th, 2002 at 3:10 am
Must…clamp…..lips…….
don’t…let him…slip me the tongue…again….
March 10th, 2002 at 8:22 pm
I suppose you really should pay the parking meter?
March 10th, 2002 at 9:27 pm
Fish to Meter: “Hey, buddy, uh, could you help me out here?…Uh, where’s the nearest lake?…River?…Puddle? Hey, buddy? Forget you, you’re no help.”
March 11th, 2002 at 5:04 pm
Unfortunately, those engineers assigned to the task of redesigning the Plymouth Barracuda had lost track of automotive design trends since the Woodstock years.
March 15th, 2002 at 3:53 pm
After the Big Mouth Billy Bass phenomenon wore off, Mattel tried to get in on the game…
March 16th, 2002 at 8:08 pm
I dropped my straw guys,can we do another take?
March 16th, 2002 at 9:59 pm
Oh, and he got so close!
March 17th, 2002 at 12:20 am
Yup, that’s definitly a ’stash coming in. Ya know, Laura uses this great bleach stuff on hers…
March 12th, 2002 at 8:59 am
Just for the older UK folks:-
Macfisheries
March 13th, 2002 at 9:19 pm
And to think we all evolved from this!
March 15th, 2002 at 10:24 am
I hope my computer doesn’t do that…
March 15th, 2002 at 3:06 pm
One of the less effective plans to infiltrate the human race.
March 16th, 2002 at 1:31 am
Don’t you dare kiss me your *Fuc##ing* read neck.