Fortified Bread
All this traffic, all these posts, all these uploads (keep ‘em coming); I need to carbo-load. Who wants bread?
All this traffic, all these posts, all these uploads (keep ‘em coming); I need to carbo-load. Who wants bread?
March 8th, 2002 at 4:02 am
YET ANOTHER REASON WHY IT WOULD SUCK TO BE BLIND.
April 22nd, 2002 at 3:35 pm
trying on the fakeleys
March 9th, 2002 at 3:44 am
“A prize in every bag of bread! (Contents may shift due to settling.)”
April 22nd, 2002 at 3:30 pm
trying to sell these fakeleys
March 8th, 2002 at 4:32 am
the greatest invention since sliced bread IS a better mouse trap!
April 20th, 2002 at 1:00 pm
Everytime you masturbate, God will make you breakfast.
March 8th, 2002 at 8:46 am
M - I - C (… C, because it’s Crunchy!)K - E - Y (… Y, because 10,000 homeless people CAN’T be wrong!) B - R - E - A - D !
March 10th, 2002 at 2:42 am
Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of lead, four-and-twenty black rats baked in the bread
March 30th, 2002 at 1:00 am
…NEXT, on “Fear Factor!”
March 8th, 2002 at 7:57 am
baked fresh butter top/mouse bottom bread
March 8th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
Who thought you couldn’t get your daily supply of protein from carbos?
March 9th, 2002 at 9:44 pm
At least getting eaten by bread beats getting raped by wild boars.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:22 pm
“Our bread Now comes with even bigger,plumper raisins”
March 28th, 2002 at 1:48 pm
Having managed to escape the butcher’s attempts to cut off his tail with a carving knife, this blind mouse unwisely took refuge at the Wonderbread factory
June 4th, 2002 at 4:42 pm
After being captured, Stewart Little was frozen in a loaf of carbonite.
March 9th, 2002 at 9:07 am
NO! NO! NO! I ordered the white rat on rye!
May 23rd, 2002 at 9:59 am
More proof that Dr. Atkins was right.
March 8th, 2002 at 8:41 am
Dogbert had finally had enough of that dimwit Ratbert…
March 9th, 2002 at 1:36 am
no charge for the rat.
April 15th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
And you thought finding a worm in your apple was bad….
April 19th, 2002 at 1:49 pm
The British certainly have the most interesting delicacies.
July 17th, 2002 at 11:03 pm
Rupert the mouse never lived to witness the irreputable proof that bread does not always land buttered side down.
March 7th, 2002 at 11:19 pm
We smoked soooo much. Dude, how do i make a sandwich?
March 8th, 2002 at 4:22 am
see, it doesn’t pay to be greedy..
March 8th, 2002 at 8:17 am
You never know what you’re eating til you get to the crunchy part.
March 8th, 2002 at 8:40 am
In the early Second Millenium, some humans preserved pets inside various perishable food items. This ‘rat in bread,’ the only one of its kind, is a stark reminder of human brutality in the period
March 9th, 2002 at 11:54 am
The bread ate the mouse! Hi-ho the dairy-o! The bread ate the mouse!
March 10th, 2002 at 2:29 am
Little High Little Low
Little poppin fresh dough
March 18th, 2002 at 7:40 pm
Okay, snicker now open your mouth and
close your eyes…
March 21st, 2002 at 9:32 pm
Wonder Bread - Shelf Life ends right before complete decay
March 25th, 2002 at 3:41 pm
Wait!!! Is that the face of the Virgin Mary in the bread?
April 1st, 2002 at 9:59 pm
The Navy’s new twist on the Brig diet
April 2nd, 2002 at 4:02 pm
Now #5 on the McDonald’s New Taste Menu…
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:14 pm
…
I had a rat. And it died.
Not funny.. end.
April 8th, 2002 at 11:52 pm
Do you want fries with that????
April 11th, 2002 at 3:31 am
there’s a rat in the kitchen, what am i gonna do. there’s a rat in the kitchen ,what am i gonna do
June 3rd, 2002 at 8:30 pm
after the butcher’s wife cut off their tails she killed them each their own way. this one was baked
June 9th, 2002 at 1:43 pm
wonderbread …….. ever wonder what’s in it?
September 4th, 2003 at 4:23 am
The Purina Cat Food Company: A name you can trust. We now include “bread” among our many varieties of cat food. Your cat will love it. Try Purina brand bread today!
March 8th, 2002 at 5:45 am
this could be you.
March 8th, 2002 at 12:08 pm
some see bunnies in clouds i see mice in bread mold. what do you see?
March 8th, 2002 at 1:00 pm
Let the kids visit the mouse without taking them to the Magic Kingdom.
March 8th, 2002 at 3:44 pm
Bunny Bread’s new, attention-grabbing rival - RAT BREAD
March 8th, 2002 at 7:55 pm
. . . and now presenting new Dirty Rat Bastard Bread. More protein, less fat, and a tasty treat for the cat too.
March 9th, 2002 at 1:34 am
Everyone just assumes that the butcher’s wife just cut off the mice’s tails. But oh no, it goes way deeper than that.
March 9th, 2002 at 2:26 am
yuummmmaaaaayyy
March 9th, 2002 at 3:21 am
Isn’t the Rat supposed to eat the bread??? Wait, I’m confuzed!!!
March 9th, 2002 at 4:48 am
What makes health food taste so bad.
March 9th, 2002 at 8:48 am
Supervisor: Oi! this is HAMSTER bread, is this a hamster? NO! now do it again.
March 9th, 2002 at 5:41 pm
if you give a mouse a cookie… HE WILL DIE
March 9th, 2002 at 6:56 pm
Wonder Bread’s tasty secret…
March 10th, 2002 at 1:38 am
John couldn’t understand why his sandwich tasted so bad.
March 10th, 2002 at 3:26 am
at least he’s neatly sliced…
March 10th, 2002 at 12:15 pm
Finally, protein-enriched wonderbread.
March 10th, 2002 at 1:32 pm
I told you not to take the piss out of the waiter.
March 10th, 2002 at 3:13 pm
and here in the neolithic layer, we see the skeletal remains of the now extent bread rat.
March 10th, 2002 at 3:25 pm
New WonderBread!! Now with 30% more rodent.
March 10th, 2002 at 3:33 pm
Tom finally had his revenge on poor Jerry…
March 10th, 2002 at 3:33 pm
MICKEY?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
March 10th, 2002 at 3:35 pm
‘Hey, waiter! Is this your idea of a joke? I asked for 10 slices!’
March 10th, 2002 at 3:44 pm
This is a rat on drugs…..any questions?
March 10th, 2002 at 3:51 pm
All dogs go to heaven… but all rats go to carbohydrate HEEEEEELLLLLLLL
March 10th, 2002 at 3:51 pm
what? thats how MY bread always looks
March 10th, 2002 at 9:42 pm
In an effort to make carbohydrate-conscience consumers buy more bread, the Bread and Baked Goods Council announced yesterday a new, novel approach to add more protein to white bread.
In an unrelated note, the New York City Department of Public Works announced that the rat population in the city has mysteriously decreased substantially.
March 10th, 2002 at 10:33 pm
in a cartoon filled with anvils, Mickey got the bad end of it when the director decided more creativity was needed…
March 11th, 2002 at 4:17 am
well, i don’t think this actually qualifies as a better mousetrap…
March 11th, 2002 at 3:04 pm
Looks like the law of superposition applies to everything.
March 11th, 2002 at 3:55 pm
I live next to a Wonderbread factory.
I wondered why it smelled a little strange the other day.
March 11th, 2002 at 4:49 pm
Walt Disney’s attempt at a hostile takeover of Wonder Bread comes to a sad end.
March 11th, 2002 at 7:34 pm
what are you guys talking? i only see a superly big raisen. wow, yeah, i wanna… i wanna… puke.
March 11th, 2002 at 10:47 pm
Wonder now builds strong bodies 13 ways.
March 12th, 2002 at 2:02 pm
Pinky wondered what Brain meant when he said he was despondent at trying to take over the world and would settle only for fame…
March 12th, 2002 at 4:55 pm
I always knew there was something wrong with school food…
March 12th, 2002 at 6:23 pm
greed-y (noun): An excessive desire to acquire or possess more than what one needs or deserves, especially with respect to material wealth.
March 13th, 2002 at 9:58 am
Mum always said the crusts were good for me - now I know why - full of protein.
March 13th, 2002 at 9:16 pm
Somehow I don’t see rat meat sandwiches catching on anywhere outside of Appalachia.
March 14th, 2002 at 5:37 pm
“Mommy, have you seen Whiskers around here?”
March 14th, 2002 at 8:51 pm
yes, yes, a very effective dieting method. see if i ever eat bread again… ick.
March 15th, 2002 at 5:45 am
New Warburtons toastie with added protien
March 15th, 2002 at 5:46 am
New Warburtons sliced with added protien
March 15th, 2002 at 10:23 am
My cat did that….. Sorry
March 16th, 2002 at 1:32 am
I like PB & J and mouse.
March 16th, 2002 at 1:34 am
Notice how the tail is in sections, this rat went through the bread slicer.
March 16th, 2002 at 6:34 pm
Mighty Mouse vs. Wonder Bread
March 16th, 2002 at 6:35 pm
Everytime a cat masturbates…
March 16th, 2002 at 7:44 pm
Toast anyone
March 18th, 2002 at 5:30 pm
Just throw on a slice of balogna and some mayonaise and they’ll never notice.
March 18th, 2002 at 9:46 pm
NOW DO I GET A DISCOUNT ON THIS OR…..
March 18th, 2002 at 9:47 pm
now look son when you move out you gotta bargin buy…. now look here!!! this is what you look for, i say half off at least!!!!!
March 20th, 2002 at 7:12 pm
crunchy
March 20th, 2002 at 8:15 pm
straight of the new arby’s menu
March 20th, 2002 at 8:37 pm
“High in protein, but man, it gives me the screamers!!!”
March 20th, 2002 at 9:20 pm
Call now and well tell you how to get rid of roaches with cheese!
March 20th, 2002 at 9:21 pm
Hey… wait! Mine only came with half a rat!
March 20th, 2002 at 9:25 pm
Is that all? My last slice had a whole cat!
March 21st, 2002 at 4:32 am
Wonder Bread - now with extra vermin.
March 21st, 2002 at 7:17 am
I laughed my ass of. Ha-ha.
March 21st, 2002 at 9:27 am
I fought the bread and the bread won….
March 21st, 2002 at 11:34 am
bacon!!!!!!
March 21st, 2002 at 11:51 am
I have this exact bread at home. What’s the matter with it?
March 21st, 2002 at 12:25 pm
The bread companies of the nation decided to meet the maximum allowance of rat hair in their product in just one loaf! Wonder if the peanut butter companies are doing the same thing?
March 21st, 2002 at 8:28 pm
The new CRUNCHIER bread…..also available in other flavors such as cat, dog, goldfish, and squirrel.
March 21st, 2002 at 10:28 pm
French Toast
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:15 am
I would not eat it with a rat,
I would not eat it with a cat…
March 22nd, 2002 at 8:47 am
Believe it or not, the piece with the rat ass on it, is packed full of vitamins. It’s like a Flintstones chewable, only flavored and textured like the nasty ass of a rat.
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:28 pm
Verdict: Ten Million dollars awarded for Pain and Suffering…
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:07 pm
loaf of bread…………$2.00
1 pet shop mouse……..$1.75
the look on your motherinlaw’s face;………………….priceless
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:28 pm
The sandwich practically makes itself!
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:01 pm
I EAT THIS JUNK
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:14 pm
I’m sure it was self-defense.
March 22nd, 2002 at 6:10 pm
I thought the rat sandwich special came with cheese.
March 22nd, 2002 at 6:19 pm
Rat…the other white meat.
March 22nd, 2002 at 8:05 pm
Now that’s what I call a sandwich! Who’s got the mayo!
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:45 pm
Can I get the slice in the middle?
March 23rd, 2002 at 2:20 pm
ew..ew..ewww…eeewww…i will never look at a loaf of bread in the same light again
March 23rd, 2002 at 4:24 pm
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a mouse-wich is a meal.
March 24th, 2002 at 9:22 pm
This gives a whole new meaning to the “best before” date.
March 24th, 2002 at 9:26 pm
A sad example of why young rats should not play with plastic bags.
March 25th, 2002 at 1:30 am
in an effort to capture a younger audience, the bread industry takes a stab at the cereal industry with its own version of prizes inside
March 25th, 2002 at 2:57 am
I’ve seen a flat-screen monitor up close.
March 25th, 2002 at 8:29 pm
Tom finally beats Jerry only the anvil looked strangely like bread…
March 27th, 2002 at 12:20 am
MOUSSE?… I thought you said ‘mouse’!!
March 28th, 2002 at 10:23 am
Welcome to Every Restaurant You’ve Ever Eaten In, how may I help you?
March 28th, 2002 at 7:59 pm
Juicy…crunch..soft….chewy…i’m getting hungry!
March 28th, 2002 at 10:44 pm
Order #54, Rat on bread, served with choice of steamed or fried rice. Eggroll extra. No subsitutions.
March 29th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
Then, suddenly, Jerry realized what Tom’s new bread maker was for…
March 30th, 2002 at 12:45 am
The fresh baked bread at Roadkill Cafe is primo!
March 30th, 2002 at 1:26 am
Next on 20:20 All the mouse wanted was some breed not to become bread
March 30th, 2002 at 2:56 pm
…this is why Chuck can’t hold a job in the marketing department…
March 30th, 2002 at 4:29 pm
Oooo! Can I have the slice with the head!
March 30th, 2002 at 7:45 pm
mmm…protien…
April 2nd, 2002 at 4:30 pm
Holsume,……..mmm..mmm….good.
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:43 pm
God damnit Bobby your doing all wrong! The rat goes on top of the bread.
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:00 pm
How NOT to kill a rat.
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:34 pm
yuuummmmmmmyyyy sammich
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:45 pm
CLIFFdoes this mean i dont have to pay for the loafer bred?
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:08 pm
Fo sheeze, it was supposed to make a FISH!!
April 4th, 2002 at 3:23 am
Having cured every disease known to Man, the geneticists proceeded to breed a strain of wheat which would keep the doctors in business. Unfortunately, it took several tries to get it right.
April 4th, 2002 at 4:49 am
“Er mum …? I think maybe I should have washed the baking tin before I baked the bread…”
April 4th, 2002 at 9:48 am
yeah it looks like you guys got a little bread on my mouse.. i want my money back, AND a new mouse please!
April 4th, 2002 at 2:43 pm
Nasty. That is just pure nasty.
April 4th, 2002 at 5:39 pm
It must be that damned high protein flour..
April 4th, 2002 at 5:46 pm
thats nasty you all are sick sick homos
April 4th, 2002 at 5:51 pm
The employee at WonderBreadÆ lost the blender used to ‘Integrate’ the protein. He decided to just add it in whole.
April 4th, 2002 at 10:28 pm
Microsoft finally gets a mouse integrated into just about everything and gets a monopoly on Computer Bread.
April 4th, 2002 at 10:36 pm
Poor thing. He just did not see that loaf of bread coming around the corner.
April 5th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
Our daily special: toast with mouse on the side.
April 6th, 2002 at 1:23 am
One of Disney World’s less successful food merchandising efforts.
April 6th, 2002 at 1:43 am
Builds Strong Bodies 8 — er, make that 9 Ways!
April 6th, 2002 at 1:53 am
Humm… Looks delicious… :-D~~~~
April 7th, 2002 at 5:10 pm
must have saved someone a trip to the refrigerator…or to the bathroom
April 7th, 2002 at 7:14 pm
what should we name this new product? rat bread?, mouse loaf?….oh I know, wonderbread…guess what’s inside.
April 7th, 2002 at 9:24 pm
Mouse sandwich. Just one question: Smashed or sufocated?
April 8th, 2002 at 2:11 pm
Nooooooo…! Not mickey mouse why could it been goofy or pluto.
April 8th, 2002 at 2:23 pm
Theorists have yet to determine if toast always lands rat-side up.
April 8th, 2002 at 4:20 pm
Guess you don’t have to bother checking to make sure the bread is fresh.
April 8th, 2002 at 5:09 pm
The future wafer’s of the Catholic church!
April 8th, 2002 at 7:24 pm
a pound of mango squash?
April 8th, 2002 at 8:10 pm
‘Pop-in’ fresh dough - now with real rat!
April 9th, 2002 at 7:11 am
Damn those delivery guys, I specifacly said: NO BREAD
April 9th, 2002 at 7:39 am
What’s that smell? Oh,it’s just the oven!!
April 9th, 2002 at 7:40 am
Thank God I brush my teeth after dinner!
April 9th, 2002 at 10:04 am
And for the kids, a prize in every package!
April 9th, 2002 at 4:52 pm
Rats!
April 10th, 2002 at 5:08 pm
vegetarian food, huh….
April 11th, 2002 at 10:54 pm
“Well, you see I was eaten this dough an’ all of a sudden there was dese’ flames an’ it got real hot……………
April 11th, 2002 at 11:09 pm
“Momy! Momy! Look, there’s a prize!”
April 11th, 2002 at 11:10 pm
Who got the other half?