Scared Kitties
I’ve seen this fuzzy picture all over the net, but whoever uploaded removed the caption so you can add your own.
I’ve seen this fuzzy picture all over the net, but whoever uploaded removed the caption so you can add your own.
March 10th, 2002 at 11:55 am
Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.
March 16th, 2002 at 9:08 pm
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Think of the kittens.
March 31st, 2002 at 1:18 am
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.
July 31st, 2002 at 5:35 pm
Every time a kitten masturbates, god kills it.
January 22nd, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Wow, that WAS good catnip!
March 15th, 2002 at 10:22 am
What cats really think of your children.
March 8th, 2002 at 8:16 pm
(In a soft voice so as not to disturb the natural wildlife, announcer says:) …And here we see the feral kitten, narrowly escaping its natural predator, the zombie purple robot woogies…
August 5th, 2002 at 1:00 am
ALL Your PUSSY Are Belong To Us!
March 9th, 2002 at 12:12 pm
I shouldn’t have pooped on their lawn…
March 8th, 2002 at 6:32 pm
Every time you masturbate, God will kill a kitten. For goodness sake, think of the kittens…
March 8th, 2002 at 9:50 pm
kitty, high on clover, runs from a drug induced Gumby hallucination
March 9th, 2002 at 9:06 am
What does it take to get a liitle pussy on this planet!!!
April 22nd, 2002 at 3:54 pm
Everytime Laxsmi masturbates, God kills a kitten
March 9th, 2002 at 4:46 am
I hate being cute and tasty.
April 16th, 2002 at 4:58 pm
This is Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered, or masturbate frequently and often.
April 22nd, 2002 at 3:51 pm
everytime you masturbate, God kills Laxsmi
January 17th, 2003 at 9:27 am
I knew I shouldnt have eaten those strange coloured mushrooms…..
March 20th, 2002 at 10:32 pm
The neighbor kids take playing pokemon to far
March 20th, 2002 at 7:28 am
All your cats are belong to us!
March 9th, 2002 at 4:53 am
What the Windows XP desktop picture was really supposed to look like.
March 21st, 2002 at 2:09 pm
Everytime you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:41 am
WE LOVE TO EAT PUSSY
April 2nd, 2002 at 1:52 pm
Every time you page a sysadmin off-hours, God kills a kitten!
April 17th, 2002 at 6:52 am
everytime i masturbate…i masturbate again
May 17th, 2005 at 8:52 pm
Everytime you masturbate a ninja chops off the head of a kitten and doesn’t even care.
Please, think of the kittens.
March 10th, 2002 at 11:42 pm
Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
March 9th, 2002 at 7:26 pm
Much to the Chocolate Monsters’ surprise, Doctor Kitten engages the buttercup anti-gravity field, enabling a hasty getaway.
March 11th, 2002 at 2:22 am
aaahhh… mutant kittylitter
May 29th, 2003 at 1:43 am
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.
March 9th, 2002 at 12:10 am
The evil snack cakes strike back.
March 10th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
Rawr!!!
April 2nd, 2002 at 7:59 pm
Every time you masterbate, someone posts a bad comment.
April 11th, 2002 at 3:59 pm
Violence solves all problems. If your problem isn’t solved your not using enough violence.
May 20th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
If, every time you masturbate, it kills a kitten, I’ve killed thousands of kittens. But that’s ok. I hate cats anyway. And this way saves on bullets.
March 21st, 2004 at 11:35 pm
Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten.
August 4th, 2004 at 10:29 pm
WHEN YOU MASTERBATE GOD KILLS A KITTEN. PLEASE, THINK OF THE KITTENS
March 20th, 2002 at 9:34 pm
don’t do drugs.
March 22nd, 2002 at 6:33 pm
In the grim future of “Hello Kitty,” there is only WAR!!!
March 29th, 2002 at 11:57 am
everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten… for goodness sakes! think of the kittens!
March 30th, 2002 at 1:24 am
THE BRITISH ARE COMEING THE BRITISH ARE COMEING!!!!!
March 10th, 2002 at 3:17 pm
Mr. Wiskers was no match for Baltok and Devron’s freeze-frame ray.
March 18th, 2002 at 2:58 am
Everytime you pay taxes the government kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.
March 18th, 2002 at 10:32 am
run kitty run
March 24th, 2002 at 11:50 pm
Oh no! the cat’s out of the bag.
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:03 pm
What you don’t see is the cliff 2 feet in front of the cat. I’d like to suggest that everytime you masturbate, a kitten commits suicide.
April 14th, 2002 at 6:25 pm
“Mmm,Pussy”
May 11th, 2002 at 4:12 pm
Kitty…. on acid
April 18th, 2002 at 11:37 pm
when tag-teaming a bitch, don’t even think about eating her pussy.
February 29th, 2004 at 11:34 am
Herpies Are No Laughing Matter
May 3rd, 2002 at 7:54 pm
Suddenly a cat’s worst nightmare occurs. His shit chaced him out of the litter box.
January 23rd, 2003 at 3:13 am
little jonnies cat friends thought it would be fun to scare the shit out of him for halloween….
July 10th, 2003 at 2:55 pm
Everytime you misspell, God kills a kitten!
September 4th, 2003 at 6:52 pm
Every time you masterbate God kills a kitten
Please think of the kittens
May 31st, 2004 at 11:13 pm
Run Away! The republicans are coming!
June 6th, 2004 at 6:57 am
Ever wonder what it’d be like to be hunted by an ice cream sandwich??
September 20th, 2005 at 9:35 pm
The Niggers Are Coming! The Niggers Are Coming!
March 8th, 2002 at 5:57 pm
Faster than a power-up time limit… Able to leap ghost-monsters in a single bound… It’s a bird, it’s a plane…It’s Super Pac-Man Kitten! (wucka-wucka-wucka-wucka…)
March 8th, 2002 at 8:49 pm
Witness Aico, the amazing electonic cat. Aico has many improvements over past electronic creatures, such as the popular dog, Aibo. Thanks to space age technologies, Aico can fly, as seen here, evading several drones in a millitary demonstration. Aico is also designed to seek out and feed off of those little round pellets, as well as getting bonus charges out of pieces of fruit. Aico also has a special offensive mode that is activated by the ingestion of slightly larger pellets. Look for Aico this holiday season
March 8th, 2002 at 10:47 pm
ARR! ARR! eek. ba-doing ba-doing.
March 9th, 2002 at 3:59 am
Don’t masturbate sonny, or the Weetabix men will get yer!
March 10th, 2002 at 3:49 pm
hey jerk, what are you doing jumping in our family photo?
March 11th, 2002 at 9:49 pm
SHARKS,MY ASS!!!
March 12th, 2002 at 7:18 pm
Oh My God! Catibals!
March 16th, 2002 at 7:35 pm
I’ve eaten too many Butterflys and now I’ve gone mad.
March 17th, 2002 at 8:06 pm
(Crocodile Hunter’s Voice)
Crikey! Be very still! There’s a little kitten, being hunted by her natural predators…isn’t nature a beautiful thing?!?
March 20th, 2002 at 8:13 pm
every time you masturbate a kitty kills god
March 21st, 2002 at 9:36 am
If God killed a kitten for every time I masturbated, felines would be an endangered species.
March 21st, 2002 at 12:13 pm
you guys are all flaming assholes
March 21st, 2002 at 11:33 pm
pussy … must eat pussy …
March 24th, 2002 at 9:27 pm
I told him not to poop on that lawn
March 25th, 2002 at 5:27 pm
The attack of the evil Kitten toys!!!!
March 27th, 2002 at 7:20 pm
Kitty thinks “This is the last time I buy my ‘nip from Mr.Fuzzy!”
March 27th, 2002 at 8:10 pm
OMG!!! Osomas Turds attack! even his shit is evil
March 28th, 2002 at 10:57 am
I shouldn’t have pooped on their lawn…
March 29th, 2002 at 10:55 pm
Little did Fluffy realize that the new kitty toys from her owner were actually square No-Care Bears, sent by the Anti-Cute Squad to eliminate her.
April 3rd, 2002 at 12:03 am
A scene from the Teletubby pilot.
April 3rd, 2002 at 4:36 pm
Every time you masterbate…..
God kills a kitten
April 9th, 2002 at 8:16 pm
Who says that Chicken McNuggets, don’t eat pussy?
April 10th, 2002 at 6:36 am
RAAAARRRR DOMOCOON HATE BUTTER
April 10th, 2002 at 5:51 pm
… NEXT on Fox’s “When Toast Gets Burnt!”
April 14th, 2002 at 6:48 pm
kitty dont like his toys anymore
April 17th, 2002 at 6:54 am
‘kittys meaty bites say enoughs enough!!’
April 25th, 2002 at 12:26 am
everytime God masturbates, kittens run from his massive brown godlike sperm. (god likes young pussy).
April 29th, 2002 at 5:09 pm
Everytime you eat Ginos,
Jadub Jones kills a kitten!!!
May 1st, 2002 at 2:23 pm
The last time Mr. & Mrs. Potato head let that DAMN kitty eat one of their kids…
May 4th, 2002 at 11:06 am
Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.
May 8th, 2002 at 2:20 pm
when cupcakes attack
May 9th, 2002 at 8:28 am
Messengers of death…they’re so cute
May 14th, 2002 at 7:53 pm
This Kitty doesn’t like his Toys Anymore
May 24th, 2002 at 1:40 pm
With Mutant Corned Beef having spread in every part of the city, Agent Tom, the last known survivor runs for his life..
May 30th, 2002 at 3:37 am
Evertime you kill God, a kitten masturbates
June 2nd, 2002 at 11:17 pm
Little Debbie Snack Cakes Eat Pussy! Details at 11:00
June 30th, 2002 at 5:00 am
Everytime you misspell “masturbate”, God kills a brain cell.
September 13th, 2002 at 6:45 pm
Catnip. Just say no.
November 27th, 2002 at 5:06 am
everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten please, think before you stroke
January 8th, 2003 at 10:20 am
Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens.
February 14th, 2003 at 6:40 am
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten….and yes, they are both god in the back ground
February 17th, 2003 at 11:16 pm
mmm, kittens
February 22nd, 2003 at 3:50 am
Everytime you post a dumb topic, God kills a kitten.
Please, think of the kittens …
March 18th, 2003 at 8:13 pm
What the hell are the brown things? oh.
June 20th, 2003 at 2:55 pm
Every time you download Mp3’s, God kills a kitten
July 21st, 2003 at 3:47 am
Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.
October 2nd, 2003 at 9:09 pm
Everytime i masturbate i think about kittens
February 21st, 2004 at 4:37 pm
Bob he getting away, get the damn cat,kill it,kill it
March 16th, 2004 at 2:30 am
RUN ITS THE GINGER BREAD MEN!
August 12th, 2005 at 3:01 pm
Domo-Kun: Children’s Television Show mascot/Horror film star
August 20th, 2005 at 8:58 pm
Everytime you page a sys admin, they kill a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.
January 21st, 2006 at 8:04 pm
EVERY TIME CHRIS MASTERBATES, GOD KILLS A KITTEN
March 8th, 2002 at 6:41 pm
Run, Forest, run !
March 8th, 2002 at 8:04 pm
Tag! You’re it!
March 9th, 2002 at 1:31 am
Milo quickly flees the evil Christmas carrolers of Oz. Little does he know, he’s run right into Toto’s trap…
March 9th, 2002 at 3:33 am
This is what happens when kittens eat pretty colored mushrooms they find in the fields.
March 9th, 2002 at 4:47 am
Get back here you pussy.
March 9th, 2002 at 4:57 am
(que million dollar man sound effect) nanananananananana
March 9th, 2002 at 4:58 am
On next weeks corcadile hunter…
March 9th, 2002 at 5:31 am
D: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE KITTY, THE TURDS ARE AFTER YOU
March 9th, 2002 at 8:10 am
RATS!!
March 9th, 2002 at 8:40 am
Kitten: Shit, those monsters are after me
Monster: Quick, we’re gonna miss Jerry Springer
March 9th, 2002 at 2:57 pm
Here Kitty Kitty, Gumby has some candy for you!
March 9th, 2002 at 5:43 pm
When Friskies fights back.
March 9th, 2002 at 6:30 pm
Before Wil The Cat could finish his field-of-daisies dream, it was conflicted with his angry-chocolate-monsters dream.
March 9th, 2002 at 9:48 pm
Not again. The press already chased me twice today….and now the fans are after me! Dammit, people, Im only the Superkitten!
March 9th, 2002 at 11:45 pm
March 10th, 2002 at 3:23 am
This picture was digitally altered to produce a spring board for wit.
March 10th, 2002 at 11:59 am
Scheisse!!!
March 10th, 2002 at 1:35 pm
Wait! Stop! We only want to know what the time is! Why are we always persecuted because of our looks…
March 10th, 2002 at 8:07 pm
So it’s true that pokemon hate kittens?
March 10th, 2002 at 9:16 pm
“Next on ‘When Good Cats Go Bad’, Little Fluffy learns the hard way not to mix catnip and kitty treats…”
March 10th, 2002 at 10:39 pm
Lion King 2: Fellowship of Fud and Yrog the Aliens
March 11th, 2002 at 2:20 am
why do they have to tag along when ever i go out for a run? Sigh..parents~!
March 11th, 2002 at 5:21 am
See Kitty Run, Kitty Runs Fast, Run Kitty Run!
March 11th, 2002 at 5:52 am
Hi pussy, so cute.
March 11th, 2002 at 6:24 am
The raisins, they’re alive. THEY’RE ALIVE!
March 11th, 2002 at 7:52 am
It’s enough to make you want to get a bear-cat of your own and make it go “Wrrrrrr, Wrrrrrr, Wrrrrrr, Wrrrrrr”
Do the bear-cat!
March 11th, 2002 at 3:37 pm
u know..i was just thinking ‘what ever happened to chandra levy?’…thanx for the update
March 11th, 2002 at 7:29 pm
Damn, I knew those heart pill chewables had weird side effects, but I didn’t know they were this bad!
March 11th, 2002 at 10:04 pm
Cats don’t know it’s NOT BACON!!!
March 13th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
In a blatant ripoff of PBS’ “Teletubbies”, FOX introduces the “Radio-Kitty-Eaters”
March 13th, 2002 at 4:10 pm
“TAKE US TO YOUR LITTERBOX!!”
March 13th, 2002 at 4:10 pm
Through a mix up with the transceiver, a catfood commercial, and a night of drunken debaunchery, Aklar and Bodeel’s invasion of Earth got off to a rocky start.
March 13th, 2002 at 7:48 pm
you mean you have to feed ‘em?
March 15th, 2002 at 7:58 am
I don’t know what’s worse, the scary monsters chasing me, or all these scary captions!
March 16th, 2002 at 1:36 am
Ouch these guys are not the TeleTubies.
March 16th, 2002 at 2:30 pm
Kittens ARE what they eat, if you get my meaning…
March 16th, 2002 at 6:20 pm
Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
March 16th, 2002 at 10:18 pm
Soilent green is..kittens!!!
March 17th, 2002 at 11:43 am
In the grim future of Hello Kitty there is only WAR.
March 17th, 2002 at 7:27 pm
Everytime a pussy comes, an angle gets its wings.
March 17th, 2002 at 8:02 pm
Kitty Cat…the other white meat
March 17th, 2002 at 9:38 pm
If you love the kitty, you must devour the kitty with your feces.
March 18th, 2002 at 6:33 am
OMG!!! My little kitty turds have come to life and are attacking me!!!
March 18th, 2002 at 5:14 pm
What’s my brother and his friend doing behind that kitten?
March 18th, 2002 at 5:16 pm
When Shit Bites Back
March 18th, 2002 at 9:32 pm
AAAAAAhhhhh The dove bars of death!!!!
March 18th, 2002 at 10:09 pm
and all they wanted to do was tell the poor kitty he left his lights on!
March 18th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten.
March 19th, 2002 at 9:26 am
Run Forrest! RUN!!
March 19th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
March 19th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
It’s a bird, it’s a plane… no, it’s SUPER PUSSY… leaping the evil turd monsters in a single bound!!!!
March 20th, 2002 at 3:17 am
Everytime you photoshop this picture, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kitties, and stop trying to be cute.
March 20th, 2002 at 3:32 am
God strikes back.
March 20th, 2002 at 7:26 am
Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
March 20th, 2002 at 11:22 am
Armageddon outta here!
March 20th, 2002 at 5:39 pm
i love you heidi
March 20th, 2002 at 7:15 pm
::playstation bordmeating::
ok, so the plot is weak, but that hasnt stopped us from making games in the past
March 20th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
Everytime you masterbate, God kills a kitten. So please….save the kittens.
March 20th, 2002 at 9:39 pm
And this is why Spngebob is under water.
March 20th, 2002 at 10:11 pm
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
March 21st, 2002 at 5:57 pm
“MUST HUG KITTY!!!MUST HUG KITTY!!!”