Chia nighmare
I didn’t double check my sources on this one, but it’s believed that this is a never before seen look into the secret labs of the Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia corporation. (shoot me)
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March 18th, 2002 at 5:22 pm
Peter Piper Picked A Peck Of Prickled Peckers
April 6th, 2002 at 2:59 am
…so blind people can hate clowns, too.
April 10th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
There once was a clown from nantucket…
March 15th, 2002 at 6:02 pm
“Happiest Show On Earth my ass. Honey, grab the kids, we’re going home.”
May 24th, 2002 at 2:58 am
After many generations of Bozo family doing jail time, Darwinism finally kicked in.
April 11th, 2002 at 8:24 am
Hellraisor(the porn-version)
March 14th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
“I thought it was only supposed to grow on your PALMS!!”
June 29th, 2002 at 1:41 am
The new line of X-rated lawn jockeys was a big hit at the mexican flea market.
March 16th, 2002 at 8:00 am
Buy super Gro.
Do you still need a reason?
March 17th, 2002 at 12:38 am
aversion therapy aids for the kitschy
March 24th, 2002 at 11:42 pm
love hurts!
March 15th, 2002 at 7:27 pm
Shaawwiiinggg
March 21st, 2002 at 1:46 pm
how come my girlfriend won’t give me anal?
May 29th, 2002 at 2:21 pm
Dont send in the clowns….
Dont send in the clowns….
June 30th, 2002 at 6:34 am
Quick! Sell my Precious Moments stock!
October 7th, 2004 at 1:39 pm
It burns when i pee!
March 14th, 2002 at 10:50 pm
In retrospect, the other clowns realized that Zabbo’s practical jokes were getting out of hand……”
June 12th, 2004 at 10:46 pm
So I said to the manager, well people are tierd of seeing twelve clowns fit in a small car so i figured I would fit all of these in my ass….
January 18th, 2003 at 11:03 pm
How would you like to have this many
October 4th, 2003 at 10:05 pm
Tricky the clown had brothers!
March 2nd, 2004 at 12:17 am
Honey, I thought it was only supposed to bleed the first time…
May 18th, 2004 at 6:30 pm
No wonder their hands are in their pockets…they sure as hell can’t masturbate. I guess they could make it with a Venus flytrap perhaps.
Gives new meaning to the kids’ jibe “Go ride a cactus”, doesn’t it?
December 22nd, 2004 at 9:28 pm
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
December 22nd, 2004 at 10:24 pm
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
March 15th, 2002 at 7:57 am
Debbie does Barnum and Balies.
March 15th, 2002 at 8:49 pm
ceramic clowns watching a porn
modern art
March 17th, 2002 at 1:28 pm
Prickled….For her pleasure.
April 1st, 2002 at 6:38 am
Mommy, my bottom hurts!
And that cactus clown keeps visiting me in my dreams.
April 9th, 2002 at 8:54 pm
Let’s see Trojan and Durex cover this one!
March 14th, 2002 at 11:02 pm
I heard some party clowns can be little pricks, but this is outragous!!
March 15th, 2002 at 10:43 am
Um, ladies? Wouldn’t that suck?
March 18th, 2002 at 4:20 am
So-o, do we water th’ plants or do th’ plants water us?
March 21st, 2002 at 12:28 am
sucsessful lubricant add
March 22nd, 2002 at 4:41 pm
PRICK: Ouuh He stuck me, Ill never shit again.
March 23rd, 2002 at 12:16 pm
Well at least they won’t go blind
March 27th, 2002 at 1:18 pm
you know what they say: Big feet…..
March 30th, 2002 at 8:59 am
No wonder she keeps getting pregnant.
April 6th, 2002 at 1:01 am
“The cast waits patiently for Debbie to begin the gangbang”
April 7th, 2002 at 3:04 pm
in the army now
April 10th, 2002 at 2:00 pm
Like the Trojan Horse, the Chias planned their revenge from the inside…
April 11th, 2002 at 3:07 pm
And where do you by that brand of condoms?
April 14th, 2002 at 10:33 am
oh, my god. no, it cant be….thats my reoccuring nightmare!
May 23rd, 2002 at 1:14 pm
….I hope they don’t like guys….
June 5th, 2002 at 12:13 pm
Executives at Disney didn’t think that the original screenplay for Pinnochio would go over well with parents.
June 12th, 2002 at 8:35 am
THE PLACE WHERE BAD CACTI GO WHEN THEY DIE.
March 14th, 2002 at 10:52 pm
Clown Local 142 finally gets to show the Ringmaster what they really think of him..
March 14th, 2002 at 11:16 pm
No wonder people are afraid of clowns!
March 15th, 2002 at 12:02 am
And the world may never know what a female clown looks like.
March 15th, 2002 at 12:03 am
Smilagra - Smiling is all you need to see, the rest is simply known.
March 15th, 2002 at 1:12 am
Satisfy your S&M partner’s clown fetish the natural, organic way. Don’t forget it’s spiked for their/your pleasure/pain.
March 15th, 2002 at 7:40 am
clown with brown pants front row: Does anyone else have that burning sensation?
March 15th, 2002 at 10:35 am
Front row at the Prickly Pear Peep Show.
March 15th, 2002 at 3:38 pm
The Reds outnumbered the greens both in number and size.
March 15th, 2002 at 7:51 pm
This is really going to pump up those Viagra sales.
March 16th, 2002 at 3:49 pm
“we fight to the death!”
March 16th, 2002 at 7:21 pm
The experminemt to prevent clows from masturbating is a success!
March 16th, 2002 at 9:00 pm
We took 12 clowns and 1 tube of …
March 17th, 2002 at 4:28 am
Cover to the new album by the Insane Clown Posse — Prickley Prick
March 18th, 2002 at 1:32 am
Now we know why clowns are sad…they can’t have sex since they have pokey penis
March 18th, 2002 at 10:05 pm
you’d be the only clowns with a frown if your dick looked like this too!!!
March 19th, 2002 at 5:59 am
You think you got it bad? Try getting laid when you have a cactus for a dick.
March 20th, 2002 at 8:02 pm
Just when you think the clowns are safe-they’ll attack you when fired up for a night in bed.
March 20th, 2002 at 8:03 pm
Photo taken just after the most painful VW Beetle ride in history.
March 20th, 2002 at 8:11 pm
I’d hate to date the girl this belongs to.
March 20th, 2002 at 8:43 pm
clowns nowadays dun play with balls anymore..
March 20th, 2002 at 10:30 pm
The san Fransico Clown Parade
March 21st, 2002 at 12:58 am
Clowns - putting a whole new meaning on the phras “Stick ‘em up!”
March 21st, 2002 at 1:36 am
Inappropriate cactus pots.
March 21st, 2002 at 5:10 am
Clowns and erections just don’t mix.
March 21st, 2002 at 12:30 pm
It seems that their father was a big cactus.
March 21st, 2002 at 6:17 pm
Not the best place to send a dumb blonde. Unless you’re up for a good laugh.
March 21st, 2002 at 8:55 pm
Not the best place to sit when ur horny….no pun intended
March 21st, 2002 at 10:23 pm
The French think this is art.
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:17 am
is that a cactus in your pants? …
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:41 pm
You’d be sad too if you couldn’t touch it.
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:09 pm
As you can see here, these clowns are sporting the all-new French Prickler.
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:48 pm
“Honey, don’t turn around. This won’t hurt–that much.”
March 22nd, 2002 at 8:01 pm
Jimmy’s fears of clown were re-inforced after happening upon a gaggle of clown’s with cactus dicks
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:22 pm
Remember that Lady Friend of Bill Clintons? You know, the one that allways
wore Braces?
March 24th, 2002 at 9:33 am
Barnum & Bailey’s new act
March 24th, 2002 at 8:08 pm
K-Y required… Lot’s of it!
March 25th, 2002 at 1:29 am
the reason why clowns are always smiling discovered
March 26th, 2002 at 11:06 am
so …. do you wanna get naked….
March 26th, 2002 at 11:06 am
I’m just gonna poken through the back door….
March 26th, 2002 at 4:07 pm
“Go ahead… Make my day…” said Steven Seagul to the Mafia’s henchmen ninja clowns, who were strong in the art of dickpoke’waitee. Steven was never seen again.
March 26th, 2002 at 6:06 pm
horny little prick…
March 26th, 2002 at 10:21 pm
Thank you for coming to the Sleaze Brothers Circus, here’s your complimentary house plant.
March 27th, 2002 at 9:47 am
only in america, or sweden. I’m not sure which.
March 28th, 2002 at 10:17 am
Reminds me of the Catholic Church for some reason…
March 28th, 2002 at 1:38 pm
Allegations of fraternity hazing surfaced again today at Arizona University.
March 28th, 2002 at 2:15 pm
gee, when they say the first time hurts, I guess they hadn’t met the Clowns yet.
March 28th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
Another great alternative to those penis shaped balloons the clowns blow up.
March 28th, 2002 at 11:31 pm
The website ad promised a big prick, but this is ridiculous.
March 28th, 2002 at 11:53 pm
Hey Bozo, I’m sorry about your condom problems last night…you should really try the new Trojan Nickel Plated series. Anyone got any Preparation-H?
March 29th, 2002 at 6:13 pm
What? What’s so funny? Why are all you people laughing at– oh, yeah, i’m a clown!
March 30th, 2002 at 1:20 am
The Horny Clown Army
March 30th, 2002 at 10:52 am
“i hate being in front….”
March 30th, 2002 at 1:44 pm
A new British law now requires registered sex offenders to wear a special prosthetic penis that would keep them from ever getting laid again…..
March 30th, 2002 at 2:50 pm
….”I tell you Fred, KY jelly just doesn’t help”….
March 30th, 2002 at 2:51 pm
http://www.reptileclown.com
March 30th, 2002 at 7:45 pm
Mommy,I want one!!!:D
March 31st, 2002 at 12:12 am
short and thick will do the trick, but long and thorny is best when horny !!!
April 1st, 2002 at 7:00 am
Not only does Viagra help Bob Dole and his erectile disorders, it makes a great fertilizer too…
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:10 pm
I think my face would be white, too.
April 2nd, 2002 at 9:18 pm
Look ma!, no hands…
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:07 pm
Is THAT why it’s called a prick?
April 3rd, 2002 at 10:15 pm
def. they r horney
April 4th, 2002 at 9:10 am
Hey Doc, it hurts when I pee…
April 4th, 2002 at 6:51 pm
Priests put on a show for the kids of Boy’s Town.
April 5th, 2002 at 12:14 am
the cactus looks like a penis.
April 5th, 2002 at 9:05 am
Hey boys, check out the leaves on that Geranium across the street…
April 5th, 2002 at 5:19 pm
after having britney spears visit clown school, all the students seemed to come down with uncontrollable boners and std’s
April 6th, 2002 at 1:14 am
Doctor, it feels like I got needles in my cock whenever I take a piss. Did I get burnt?
April 6th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
DOC, whenever I masturebait, I get sharp prickles on my hand? Explain doctor! Help me. IT HURTS!
April 6th, 2002 at 5:25 pm
JerkFest 2002.
April 7th, 2002 at 1:09 am
cactus prick is to clown as active prick is to priest
April 7th, 2002 at 1:53 am
New “STIMULATING”Toy for those lonely nights … new added feauture.. mini pricks
April 8th, 2002 at 9:52 am
Those bastards killed my inflatable doll! I miss you, Sugar.
April 8th, 2002 at 4:36 pm
“i know it says ‘ribbed for her pleasure’, chuckles, but there aint no pleasure!”
April 8th, 2002 at 5:00 pm
One prick..two prick’s…three pricks four, five pricks…six prick’s seven prick’s….”Counts the blond..as she picks the needles out of her tongue!”
April 8th, 2002 at 5:56 pm
Jerry Baker’s newest cacti fertilizer recipe….1 part beer, one part Viagra…add some mouthwash….voila!
April 8th, 2002 at 7:20 pm
the big battery…..er, John killed them!
April 9th, 2002 at 9:19 am
No batteries needed for that wonderful tinkly feeling
April 9th, 2002 at 9:59 am
phhhhhhhhhoooooooooonggggggggg!
April 9th, 2002 at 3:02 pm
Unused and collecting dust…Relics of a failed dildo product line.
April 9th, 2002 at 3:03 pm
What a bunch of pricks!
April 9th, 2002 at 3:20 pm
Probably some woman’s joke…
April 12th, 2002 at 2:17 pm
Miracle Grow really works!
April 15th, 2002 at 11:32 am
And you thought deepthroating was hard enough as it was
April 16th, 2002 at 12:22 am
the pufferfish of the clowns. except more dangerous to certain reproductive organs.
April 20th, 2002 at 7:30 pm
can’t sleep…clowns will poke me
April 21st, 2002 at 9:57 pm
*Strictly for novelty use ONLY.
April 29th, 2002 at 1:45 am
i had a bad dream i sat on one of them once! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 29th, 2002 at 1:46 am
i had a bad dream i sat on one of them once! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 29th, 2002 at 3:14 am
ICP on Viagra!!!
May 1st, 2002 at 3:14 pm
WACK WACK WACK!!!
Just say wack and you’ll do fine.
May 4th, 2002 at 1:51 am
“get your fuzzy clown condoms”
May 14th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
The lonely clown brothers could never quite figure out why women always seemed to reject them.
May 13th, 2002 at 3:45 am
ronald mcdonald arrested after bloody grusome attempt to shaft a hedgehog!
May 23rd, 2002 at 9:57 am
They went that-a-way.
June 4th, 2002 at 11:03 pm
Kitchy porn.
May 20th, 2002 at 8:25 pm
The suit against the condom company didn’t hold up very well in court.
May 27th, 2002 at 2:17 pm
Scary thing is, My Grandma has one of these in her bathroom. (no joke)
May 30th, 2002 at 7:25 pm
and… the number one reason while children are afraid of clowns… is…
June 4th, 2002 at 6:03 am
I should have kept the Viagara in the medicine cabinet.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:58 pm
This gives a new meaning to the word PRICK!
June 9th, 2002 at 10:08 am
UltraStudded - for HER pleasure.
June 12th, 2002 at 8:33 am
THE PLACE WHERE BAD CACTI GO TO WHEN THEY DIE.
June 17th, 2002 at 11:27 am
the clown army is just a bunch of big pricks.
March 14th, 2002 at 10:32 pm
Is that Alyssa Milano?
March 14th, 2002 at 10:44 pm
“No, I’m just happy to see you……why?”
March 15th, 2002 at 6:51 pm
Introducing the testing dummies for extra durable condoms that can withstand even the smallest prick.
March 20th, 2002 at 6:46 am
“Mine’s bigger than yours!”
“…………..Is not…”
April 4th, 2002 at 5:39 pm
and the whore walks by…
April 7th, 2002 at 3:56 am
THE GAY MAN’S NIGHTMARE.
April 9th, 2002 at 6:55 am
give me a blow job
April 11th, 2002 at 12:00 am
Hey look at that clown’s prick!!
April 15th, 2002 at 1:07 am
Buy one get one free.
June 5th, 2002 at 12:10 pm
Clinical drug study gone terribly awry.
April 12th, 2002 at 12:39 am
DIE!!!!
August 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
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