Bananas don’t like cows
What is this world coming to? Can’t banana and cow mascot’s just get along? When it comes to people is stuffed costumes, why does it always have to come to blows. Sad, yet entertaining.
What is this world coming to? Can’t banana and cow mascot’s just get along? When it comes to people is stuffed costumes, why does it always have to come to blows. Sad, yet entertaining.
March 29th, 2002 at 11:27 pm
“You want the FRUIT??! YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE FRUIT!!!”
July 25th, 2002 at 3:37 pm
How to make a banana milk shake
March 25th, 2002 at 2:51 am
My dad’s not gay.
March 18th, 2002 at 5:19 pm
This should teach you… BANANA’S DO NOT GO THERE!
March 25th, 2002 at 4:44 pm
Freud once wrote:
Sometimes a banana kicking a cow is just a banana kicking a cow.
March 21st, 2002 at 3:59 am
bitch i only do this ’cause i love you, you hear me bitch?
April 1st, 2002 at 7:39 am
I think Fruit of the Loom is taking their “active wear” campaign a little too far…
March 28th, 2002 at 1:34 pm
Weeks after the breakout at the Snapple corporation, some escaped fruits were still rampaging across Idaho.
May 11th, 2002 at 12:42 am
Dude, You’re gonna get a Dole.
March 30th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
“EAT ME DAMN YOU!”
October 25th, 2003 at 1:59 am
no… YOUR mom.
March 17th, 2002 at 1:48 am
Who’s my bitch?
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:32 am
Thanks to you , I now have a job at the fruit market wearing this stupid suit!! “just give them computers” great idea DUMBASS!!!!
March 25th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
“I’m Chiquita Banana and I’ve come to say,
Bananas pummel bovine in a certain way,
when they’re flecked with blood and
give a muffled ‘Moo!’,
then bananas have finished the job
they’ve come to do!”
April 10th, 2002 at 6:01 pm
How many times do I have to tell you not to say I’m a-peeling?!?!?!
March 16th, 2002 at 1:41 am
“I’ll show you who’s the Top,” Banana snarled, as he kicked Puppy into submission.
March 16th, 2002 at 9:25 pm
If I stand like this all my poo sinks to the front
April 2nd, 2002 at 3:41 pm
Finally; and answer to the ancient question: Who would win in a fight, Cow or Banana?
March 16th, 2002 at 8:05 pm
‘Have a Bannana’
‘Have a Bannana’
‘Have a Bannana’
‘Have a Bannana’
March 20th, 2002 at 10:43 am
Im not going to fall for no banana in the tailpipe
April 2nd, 2002 at 4:28 pm
Stick ME up your ass will ya?!?!?!
April 2nd, 2002 at 7:56 pm
Why you should never feed your prescription to your dog.
April 6th, 2002 at 11:07 pm
as he kicked the helpless creature, the banana screamed “stupid thing, make up your mind if you’re a dog or a cow!!”
March 16th, 2002 at 2:01 am
For the last time, I’m NOT a firehydrant.
March 18th, 2002 at 2:20 am
“Who are youuu??!?!!?”
“I’m the banana!!!”
March 23rd, 2002 at 6:07 pm
For the last time, there is no banana in my pocket
April 6th, 2002 at 4:51 am
For some reason this reminds me of EJACULATION, Angry hard headed banana’s give milk.
April 12th, 2002 at 9:36 pm
Got banana?!? Huh? Got banana? Your catchphrase ain’t so freakin’ funny anymore, is it milk boy?
May 2nd, 2002 at 12:21 pm
DOLE?!?
I’m CHIQUITA, puto!!
June 10th, 2002 at 7:41 pm
Seconds before Jimmy wins the 100M Cow Hurdles in last year’s Fruit Olympics.
March 18th, 2003 at 10:37 pm
Whose vegan NOW, bish?
March 16th, 2002 at 8:17 am
attention fashionistas
small dogs are out.
sexy fruit is in.
March 16th, 2002 at 12:24 pm
Bannana: What’d'ya think of this pose?
Dog: Can’t you see I’m tryin’a sleep?
Bannanna: Oh come on, I gotta know.
Chiquita is coming over in a few minutes and I really want to impress her.
March 18th, 2002 at 10:37 am
Eat More Cow
March 19th, 2002 at 11:11 am
Just when you thought it was safe to walk on the beach…
ATTACK OF THE KILLER BANANAS!
First they slip you up,
then they finish you off.
March 20th, 2002 at 7:25 pm
All natural meat tenderizer!!! $19.95!!
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:30 pm
“I wanted real breasts i mean utters”
March 23rd, 2002 at 12:40 am
Banana- How about now?
Cow - Nope, still cant taste the sphincter
April 8th, 2002 at 1:10 am
This is Roy D. Mercer, an Im gonna open a 55 gallon drum of whup ass on ya. How big a cow are ya
June 9th, 2002 at 5:20 pm
Authorities had to be called Saturday afternoon when a vengeful lactose intolerant bannana began attacking cows at the dairy exposition of the Muller County Fair.
July 25th, 2002 at 11:04 pm
OSMOSE COMMERCIAL
If it ain’t yeller…Believe me
Just kick the shit out of it!
January 24th, 2003 at 3:51 pm
Down with Nazi Cows. Up with Fascist bananas.
February 23rd, 2003 at 12:51 am
ILL TELL U ONCE…ILL TELL U TWO TIMES…NO WE DONT SELL TOMATOES
August 29th, 2004 at 12:35 am
it’s peanut butter jelly time
peanut butter jelly time
peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly
peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
October 7th, 2004 at 1:44 pm
i am a bannana not a fire hydrant!
March 16th, 2002 at 5:01 pm
This is the last time you’ll ever hump my leg!
March 16th, 2002 at 9:26 pm
Alright alright, slipping on a banana peel is much funnier than tripping over the sleeping dog. Now let the sleeping dog lie!
March 16th, 2002 at 9:36 pm
Rufus learns that not everyone thinks too highly of vegetarians, especially those on special fruit diets.
March 16th, 2002 at 10:06 pm
Damn vegitarians…theyre starting to get nasty.
March 17th, 2002 at 4:30 am
Fired by Fruit of the Loom, the Banana takes out his agression on a fellow mascot at the Mascots of America meeting downtown.
March 17th, 2002 at 10:00 am
got milk?
March 17th, 2002 at 10:01 am
Think you can push me around because I’m yellow?
March 17th, 2002 at 11:48 am
I’ll give you a leg to hump, you furry perv!
March 17th, 2002 at 1:49 pm
Potassium kicks.
March 17th, 2002 at 7:43 pm
Chick the Chiquita did not take well to Sparky calling him a fruit.
March 18th, 2002 at 1:32 am
Super School Lunch Mascot Bash Brothers
March 18th, 2002 at 5:04 am
hey what you’re doing there YOUKHAI?
March 18th, 2002 at 9:27 am
Why do we live in a world of desktop fights? I mean, if we are going to not get along, we might as well not get along in the ring for the enjoyment of others. But then, its a bannana…
March 19th, 2002 at 11:21 am
Faster than a speeding motorist, able to leap small, furry creatures with a single bound, it’s SUPER BANANA!
March 20th, 2002 at 1:00 pm
RPGs for Food Addicts.
March 20th, 2002 at 7:21 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo.
March 20th, 2002 at 8:00 pm
True proof that bananas can, and will, harm those innocent cows.
March 20th, 2002 at 8:40 pm
Cow: that’ll teach bananas how it feels to get slipped by a banana skin..
March 20th, 2002 at 9:07 pm
Milk now has 25 essental vitimans and the ability to make bones grow mushy and yellow. Milk is not responsible for large brown bruses that appear on the skin after a week of sitting on the counter. Milk does a fruit good.
March 20th, 2002 at 9:11 pm
COW: “Think of a happy place, think of a happy place”
March 20th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
and with one slip, their chances for the gold in ice dancing were gone!
March 20th, 2002 at 10:09 pm
What happens when Snaple reject a bad frute.
March 21st, 2002 at 5:49 pm
The professional sand sculptorists best work ever!! -New York Times
March 20th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
“When Grocery Store Produce Attack”
March 21st, 2002 at 12:12 am
Power, Family, and most of all Respect. The BANANA MAFIA shows no mercy…
March 21st, 2002 at 1:22 am
I said eat fruit DAMMIT !!!
And Stay down…………
March 21st, 2002 at 1:28 am
A man dressed in a banana costume assaulting a man dressed in either a cow or dog costume.
March 21st, 2002 at 7:45 am
If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times, Vegans rule!
March 21st, 2002 at 12:26 pm
Bannana is bannana, and trying to find the way to be emptied itself.
March 21st, 2002 at 1:01 pm
udder hell
March 21st, 2002 at 1:03 pm
waazzzzuuppp
March 21st, 2002 at 1:19 pm
When good Bananas go bad and the tiny puppies that suffer their wrath : On the next Sally Jessie Rapheal show
March 21st, 2002 at 3:19 pm
…and this is for all thos chik-fil-a billboards
March 21st, 2002 at 10:21 pm
Godfather 4 - The Banana Splits move in.
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:32 pm
When good bananas are raised in Los Angeles.
When mad cows are raised in San Francisco.
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:33 pm
Meat is murder? No.
Vegitable is Murder, at least cows can run.
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:05 pm
Slip on me will-ya!
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:14 pm
ERASE THE HATE!
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:42 pm
no no no..,I told you.. NO BANANA MILK!
March 23rd, 2002 at 12:39 am
A political cartoon about how the Banana Republic came to be? Wonder what the other political party was…
March 23rd, 2002 at 1:56 am
….When Banana’s Attack! Watch tonight at 8:00pm for the new FOX special!
March 23rd, 2002 at 1:56 am
….When Banana’s Attack! Watch tonight at 8:00pm for the new FOX special!
March 23rd, 2002 at 2:14 pm
The wrong way to ask for milk
March 24th, 2002 at 10:53 pm
When fruits go bananas
March 24th, 2002 at 2:21 pm
huooooaoaooooooooooooooo
March 25th, 2002 at 1:13 am
This is why people think bananas hate cows, because it is really a dog!
March 25th, 2002 at 12:22 pm
MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE OVER!!!!
March 25th, 2002 at 11:32 pm
Fried chicken is the key to curing cancer.
March 26th, 2002 at 12:04 pm
“…all my life all I wanted was to be sold in the UK! Why? Because over there they’d sell me in pounds and ounces! I spent three years learning English… and now, because of you and your bright ideas about a European Superstate, it seems I’ve been waisting my time! I don’t think you quite understand just quite how pissed off I am!”
March 26th, 2002 at 4:03 pm
NO punt GOD punt DAMMIT punt SNAPPLE punt DOES punt NOT punt WANT punt COWS punt STOP punt COMING punt BACK punt TO punt US punt
March 27th, 2002 at 12:39 pm
When good food goes bad
March 27th, 2002 at 4:59 pm
Potassium beats Calcium, see?
March 28th, 2002 at 12:31 am
Maybe next time I ask you for directions to the Fruit of the Loom commercial you won’t be such a smart ass…
March 28th, 2002 at 12:32 am
Banana Split….I’ve got your banana split right here…
March 28th, 2002 at 12:49 pm
how dare you reject the banana milkshake
March 28th, 2002 at 2:12 pm
“I LOST MY CHIQUITA SHARES BECAUSE OF YOU, COW BOY!” Said an angry customer to a Gateway representative. As he smacked him until the police cows came home.
March 28th, 2002 at 8:12 pm
Why the bananna diet is so much better than eating meats…
March 28th, 2002 at 10:02 pm
Bananas kick ass.
March 28th, 2002 at 10:31 pm
I told you to stop sleeping with my girlfriend!
March 29th, 2002 at 6:24 pm
Bitch betta have my money!
March 29th, 2002 at 10:06 pm
And for the last time you barner, my name ain’t Jimmy Rain and I gonna make your car payment or buy you drugs!!!
March 29th, 2002 at 10:20 pm
For the last time, it is RANE! RANE!!!
March 29th, 2002 at 10:21 pm
Place kicking practice on the Plains.
March 29th, 2002 at 10:35 pm
Barner cow: Oh yes, hurt me Jimmy, hurt me good … you make me want to MOOOO to ’till the Tide cums in.
March 29th, 2002 at 10:38 pm
Duval prepares for his next match.
March 29th, 2002 at 10:45 pm
Is that a banana in your pocket?
March 30th, 2002 at 12:04 am
Chaquita vs. Gateway: Round One of Corparate Ultimate Wrestling
March 30th, 2002 at 1:18 am
When Bannana’s Attack
March 30th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
A vegetarian’s worst political nightmare…
March 30th, 2002 at 8:51 pm
New Auburn Mascot Tryouts get heated
April 1st, 2002 at 2:58 am
The fruit fetish ALWAYS wins out over bestiality.
April 1st, 2002 at 3:30 pm
blank stare
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:23 pm
I must be on acid….
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:24 pm
When you start seeing shit like this…you know it’s good…
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:38 pm
well hot damn, it a bannana kickin’ a cow!
April 3rd, 2002 at 5:33 am
Vegetarians rule!
April 3rd, 2002 at 8:36 am
Glass of milk: $1.10 at your local restaurant.
Banana: 69 cents at your local grocery store.
Banana kicking the living shit out of a cow: priceless.
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:22 pm
Look, you ain’t in my phylum OR my kingdom, so buzz off!
April 3rd, 2002 at 8:27 pm
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
April 4th, 2002 at 4:47 pm
I’m a bananaman, you damned cow!
April 4th, 2002 at 6:49 pm
looks like banana-man’s genitals are a little over-ripe!
April 5th, 2002 at 12:13 am
the bannana has shit itself while fighting.
April 5th, 2002 at 2:46 am
The fruity solution to Mad Cows.
April 5th, 2002 at 5:17 pm
got milk ?
April 7th, 2002 at 3:14 pm
huh, i’m mighty banana.
April 7th, 2002 at 7:04 pm
cow tipping gone bad….
April 8th, 2002 at 2:04 pm
The banana has been takin a beating from round but with one taste of that refreshing Lipton’s Brisk Ice Tea the beating has been turned over to the cow.
April 8th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
THAT IS NOT A COW! IT’s A DOG YOU STUPID PEOPLE!
April 8th, 2002 at 4:52 pm
banana’s getting you down? Try prunes…they’ll perk you right up!
April 8th, 2002 at 5:50 pm
“I’m Anna Banana and I’m here to say…if you wanna kill your teacher there’s an easy way….
April 8th, 2002 at 7:20 pm
sixteen portions of fanny batter, please….
April 8th, 2002 at 9:44 pm
The notion vegitarians are kind to animals is finally dispelled.
April 9th, 2002 at 7:01 am
Family problems at the african bananna-cow-farm
April 9th, 2002 at 7:35 am
Never say banana to a Chiquita Banana
April 9th, 2002 at 9:59 am
Nannanazi
April 9th, 2002 at 11:30 am
het vrolijke buitenleven
April 9th, 2002 at 3:19 pm
I don’t want my children to see this.
April 11th, 2002 at 11:13 pm
I always thought banana split was good
April 11th, 2002 at 11:18 pm
As the banana prepares to leap over the cow , the children suddenly wanted banana milk-shakes and what happens next is not suitable for children.
April 12th, 2002 at 12:02 am
Little did the banana man know that members of the vegetable and grain food groups were standing by to relieve their dairy friend.
April 12th, 2002 at 12:39 am
DIE!!! Mauhaha ha ha
April 14th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
Nice joke, genius! Now, “orange” YOU glad I’m not wearing steel-toed boots?
April 15th, 2002 at 1:01 am
Coming soon to a town near you…
April 17th, 2002 at 3:47 pm
When fruit goes bad….News at 11
April 19th, 2002 at 7:59 pm
YOUR ALWAYS ON TOP OF THE BANANA SPLIT ASSHOLE!
April 19th, 2002 at 8:00 pm
“Rodney King” Taken too a whole new level
May 2nd, 2002 at 8:19 am
The PC support Banana takes out his frustrations on the Gateway Mascot.
May 3rd, 2002 at 11:56 am
Geoff and Lydias fetishes just got too out of hand
May 9th, 2002 at 4:04 pm
…And monkeys fly….
May 17th, 2002 at 11:20 pm
see, eating fruit makes you violent and makes you want to hurt all the poor cows
sponsored by meat”its whats for dinner”
May 23rd, 2002 at 2:10 pm
my dad’s not gay…..just his boyfriend is
June 9th, 2002 at 7:43 am
These Chick-fa-lay ads are getting ridiculious!
June 8th, 2002 at 6:11 am
let’s make a cowshake
June 10th, 2002 at 10:28 pm
I’ve got BOTH feet on a bananna peel and you gotta quit shittin on the stairs …. got it ??
June 14th, 2002 at 5:45 pm
The bannana freely gives into his uncontrolled fits of rage and jealousy once he realized that certain third world countries worship these stupid creatures as GODS !! (Damn Cows !)
June 24th, 2002 at 2:14 am
“I`m sorry”….you Mom is a bananna!
July 25th, 2002 at 2:26 pm
Milk, it does a banana good!
July 26th, 2002 at 11:22 pm
How’s this for healthy, you calcium fortified son-of-a-bitch…
September 14th, 2002 at 6:43 pm
What happens when cow asks banana for udder help…..he got a kind of udder help he didnt anticipate
October 2nd, 2002 at 1:17 am
A banana really makes the milk shake..