UPS and FedEX crash
If you’ve seen the commercials you know that UPS wants to race the truck. Looks like FedEx wanted in on the action.
If you’ve seen the commercials you know that UPS wants to race the truck. Looks like FedEx wanted in on the action.
March 21st, 2002 at 5:19 am
FedEx + UPS = Fedup
March 21st, 2002 at 4:52 pm
There can be only one.
September 13th, 2004 at 2:08 pm
Analogy for Bush policy on Iraq
March 21st, 2002 at 1:16 am
What can Brown do for You today?
May 20th, 2002 at 8:19 pm
“Well, in all fairness, it didn’t say fragile on it.”
March 24th, 2002 at 8:52 pm
“Fired? Hell no! They gave me a promotion.”
March 21st, 2002 at 12:49 am
Hey, you got Fed-Ex in my UPS! You got UPS in my Fed-Ex! Hey…
March 21st, 2002 at 10:45 am
Our next Celebrity Corporate Vehicular Deathmatch will be the Ham-Burgler-buggy vs the Oscar Meyer Weiner-mobile!
March 21st, 2002 at 12:09 pm
Rectum? damn near killed ‘em
March 28th, 2002 at 2:11 am
Who’s delivers packages faster NOW bitch? That’s what I thought!
April 12th, 2002 at 2:07 pm
THEY HAVE GONE POSTAL!
March 21st, 2002 at 10:33 am
Rock’em-Sock’em PostTrucks
March 21st, 2002 at 11:09 pm
Another case of parcel road rage
March 24th, 2002 at 10:28 pm
This is when the FedEx management realized why the firestone tires were on sale
March 24th, 2002 at 8:48 pm
When I said we had to eliminate the competition, that’s not what I had in mind.
June 5th, 2002 at 12:07 am
That’ll buff right out.
March 20th, 2002 at 3:43 pm
This game of corporate “chicken” goes horribly, horribly wrong
March 20th, 2002 at 10:28 pm
Early preview fotos for the fast and the furious 2
March 21st, 2002 at 6:59 pm
What can Brown do for you? Just look at what it did to THEM!
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:28 pm
“God damn it man now our mails mixed up!!”
March 26th, 2002 at 9:54 pm
All that because he didn’t like Cast Away?
March 29th, 2002 at 7:55 pm
What’s a dude doing drivng a UPS truck in a fireman’s suit??
March 23rd, 2002 at 9:44 am
You’ve got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
March 25th, 2002 at 2:06 am
When we absolutely, positively, won’t get there at all!!
March 27th, 2002 at 1:27 pm
Brown says: Hands off my pie
April 8th, 2002 at 4:47 pm
UPS YOURS FEDEX!
April 17th, 2002 at 3:43 pm
Damn Anthrax
April 26th, 2002 at 4:40 pm
next on fox: when big corporations attack
June 4th, 2002 at 4:58 pm
. . .as the postal worker re-loaded from the clock tower.
December 6th, 2003 at 5:02 am
Driver goes UPStal!
March 21st, 2002 at 12:29 pm
Compaq and HP could learn from this…
March 21st, 2002 at 1:16 pm
Why can’t we all get along?
March 22nd, 2002 at 9:59 am
“B.A. made a mokery of this one Murdock”
March 25th, 2002 at 9:15 am
Just a bit of friendly competition.
March 28th, 2002 at 10:38 pm
And in just a matter of seconds, Billy’s Christmas gift is crushed in a heap of wreckage. Santa failed.
March 30th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
Sick of losing business, the United States Postal Service decided it was time to play dirty….
March 30th, 2002 at 2:47 pm
…why you shouldn’t watch NASCAR on your lunch-break….
April 8th, 2002 at 9:23 pm
The battle for double parking hegemony gets nasty
April 9th, 2002 at 5:32 pm
Brown lets me flatten the competition.
May 8th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
FedEx? Bring that chit to me, man!
May 8th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
Hey, think we can grab some parcels?
June 30th, 2004 at 9:26 pm
In light of the new DSL commercial; ‘Didn’t see THAT coming’
June 4th, 2002 at 10:20 pm
because it’s all about getting your package delivered there, fast
June 30th, 2002 at 3:25 pm
Bill, the firefighter on-scene, didn’t look surprised as he’s told the SWAT team got into the wrong van again.
September 17th, 2004 at 9:40 pm
True, George W. Bush went AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard after a drunken homosexual encounter with six fellow cheerleaders, but he did so to command a swift boat in the Mekong Delta in Vietnam, where he served admirably and lost his left testicle in a latrine zipper accident while eating pretzels leaving a purple heart-shaped mark on his scrotum and nevermind these happened in different years because YOU weren’t there as WE claim to be so shut up already you swarthy Francophile manufacturer of weapons of mass destruction stem-cell killer reponsible for this recession how dare you challenge us in violation of the Patriot Act let’s see your library records you deserving-to-be-leashed-with-a-sandbag-over-your-head and savaged by Halliburton contractors who lost their pensions in a frenzy of Enron/WorldCom corporate abuse encouraged by me-first hands-off secret Dick Cheney adminstration policies let’s start a war hell let’s start lots of wars you’re either with us or you’re with the terrorists and did you know that in French “trombone” means “paper clip” don’t worry about the deficit and don’t call Dubya a goober it’s Kerry who’s the goober it’s LIES, ALL LIES.
The bigger the better.
March 20th, 2002 at 1:54 pm
Dale should have never driven the truck.
March 20th, 2002 at 7:22 pm
My gun was taking too long to get thru the mail service, butim just as disgruntled
March 20th, 2002 at 7:34 pm
I guess there both fed-up
March 20th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
I thought Nostradamus wrote about this…..
March 21st, 2002 at 6:18 am
You know what they say….Rubbin’ is Racin’
March 21st, 2002 at 12:19 pm
Fedsex with braUps
March 21st, 2002 at 4:52 pm
Can’t We all just get along!
March 21st, 2002 at 9:15 pm
KILL WHITEY!
March 21st, 2002 at 11:10 pm
Fox Special: when good trucks go bad
March 22nd, 2002 at 10:48 am
OH WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO??
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:25 am
Never mind Dale, we DON’T want YOU to race the truck!!!
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:40 pm
Mad Max beyond Milwalkee
March 22nd, 2002 at 4:55 pm
Thrown out idea #6 for the Tom Hanks Movie “Castaway”
March 22nd, 2002 at 7:16 pm
The Anthrax Transportation Accident
March 23rd, 2002 at 4:37 pm
LOOK WHERE ROAD HEAD GOT FED EX!
March 23rd, 2002 at 10:18 pm
New! From the creators of Celebrity Death Match, Corporation’s go head to head in real life events - this week FedEx vs. UPS – this is only a teaser, wait for the 747 head on…
March 24th, 2002 at 6:55 pm
See what happens when you hire female drivers!
March 25th, 2002 at 1:15 am
POSTALITION DERBY!!!
March 25th, 2002 at 12:03 pm
The FedEx truck just couldn’t handle it anymore, so it jumped, with some help from brown.
March 26th, 2002 at 2:24 pm
I can’t believe you just said that. I should jus.t…bam….smack you .
March 26th, 2002 at 4:22 pm
“We also deliver the smackdown!” -UPS
March 26th, 2002 at 10:18 pm
US Postal service? They’re next.
March 27th, 2002 at 6:30 pm
..and somewhere in Gotham, the USPS grins with certain evil delight…
March 28th, 2002 at 10:13 am
This isn’t funny. What if a dog was near one of the trucks and his mom doesn’t have a penis anymore?
March 28th, 2002 at 1:25 pm
Ever since they started turning on each other, the United Postal Workers Union has been responsible for relatively few civilian shootings.
March 28th, 2002 at 2:07 pm
oh shut up.”Mail Box Battle Bots” coulda’ been big.
March 29th, 2002 at 7:28 pm
UPS = U Piece of Shit
March 29th, 2002 at 7:55 pm
OK - These government crash tests are getting out of hand.
March 30th, 2002 at 1:16 am
UPS vs Fedex The battle between faster service
March 31st, 2002 at 12:13 am
Track That Package!
April 2nd, 2002 at 1:13 pm
rubbing is racing
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:37 pm
Yet another match of postal-chicken gone wrong.
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:09 pm
Um, it was CanadaPost!
April 3rd, 2002 at 9:04 pm
i told you, it was NOT a good idea to drag down Broadway in these things
April 5th, 2002 at 2:41 am
UPS demanded, and got, product placement in the opening scene of Castaway 2
April 5th, 2002 at 6:01 am
Well, this at least brought their average down too
April 7th, 2002 at 6:01 pm
When it absolutely, positively has to … whoops.
April 8th, 2002 at 9:08 am
Got you! It looks like we’ve got a winner! See the smile on his face, yes, this one’s got talent, he could become a real champion!
April 8th, 2002 at 11:51 am
When cars get a mind of their own, this will happen….
April 8th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
he ugly!
April 8th, 2002 at 9:10 pm
A moment of clarity strikes Doug as he recalls the company’s drug and alcohol policy.
April 9th, 2002 at 12:23 am
Delivery for Mr. Bin Laden
April 9th, 2002 at 12:52 am
UPS finally proves to FEDEX and the world that it isn’t a Useless Piece of Shit
April 9th, 2002 at 6:47 am
I didn’t know there was something like a drivers-license, I swear.
April 9th, 2002 at 6:49 am
Luckily there were no serious injuries, only the fed-ex driver was killed
April 9th, 2002 at 6:50 am
As a fireman dresses retard’s joyride gone wrong
April 9th, 2002 at 3:16 pm
He farted! I did not! He always farts.
April 9th, 2002 at 8:08 pm
Ha ha ha! Silly FedEx man! Now I get to deliver the package!
April 15th, 2002 at 11:30 am
Parcel delivery finds itself confronted with ruthless competition !
April 12th, 2002 at 9:57 pm
Mistakes were made.
February 28th, 2004 at 11:36 pm
you think it,s dead or just tired,
i don,t know but i think my nose is broke.
April 19th, 2002 at 7:53 pm
The Corporate version of “Twisted Metal”
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:53 pm
Better Late than Never.
April 25th, 2002 at 2:16 pm
we will get to you on time!!
May 6th, 2002 at 9:35 pm
you know this picture is posted in the USPS main office for them to laugh at.
May 6th, 2002 at 9:37 pm
UPS has been building heavily armed trucks for years. The revolution is upon us.
May 8th, 2002 at 6:28 pm
Hey, that asshole busted my grill.
May 22nd, 2002 at 7:42 pm
UPS driver had saw BIN LADIN in sight! turn out to be FEDEX!
May 30th, 2002 at 3:37 pm
Ups….
May 30th, 2002 at 3:38 pm
Ups….
June 4th, 2002 at 1:21 pm
When it ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY has to be there overnight……..UH, NEVER MIND!
June 9th, 2002 at 8:19 pm
B. Spears at the wheel?
UPS…I did it again
June 9th, 2002 at 10:56 pm
brought to you by the us postal office
June 16th, 2002 at 4:38 pm
two companies: one customer
June 28th, 2002 at 4:52 pm
Hope the carriage value was filled out corectly !!!
July 1st, 2002 at 9:43 am
I only meant to take the air off his rear spoiler, Honest!
July 15th, 2002 at 8:38 am
Who can brown take out for you?
July 15th, 2002 at 8:38 am
just an honest game of chicken.
July 17th, 2002 at 10:57 pm
Having defeated the competition, the UPS truck found itself at a crossroads.
July 26th, 2002 at 11:23 pm
A fed-ex truck leaves the I-15 expressway at 45 miles an hour…
September 14th, 2002 at 7:10 pm
Actually a commercial where those damn squirrels get them to have an accident. Right on squirrels…
March 18th, 2003 at 8:09 pm
two companies, none lived. Send me an email if this is gay
May 10th, 2003 at 11:46 am
NOW I know what happened to my package!
August 25th, 2003 at 6:49 am
We can do this the easy way
or the hard way…
February 21st, 2004 at 4:48 pm
looks like ups is tough enough for nascar
April 20th, 2004 at 11:04 am
Im Rick James Be-atch
May 11th, 2004 at 3:38 pm
7-8-9-10 YERRR OUT!
June 26th, 2004 at 2:27 am
” AND STAY DOWN !!!! “
September 13th, 2004 at 1:52 pm
What can Brown do for you
September 17th, 2004 at 10:41 pm
lame site, dudes…lame….change the freakin’ pictures every millenium or so
November 8th, 2004 at 3:00 pm
When good drivers go bad…
September 26th, 2004 at 12:14 am
OWNED!!
December 30th, 2004 at 6:09 pm
what can brown do for you ? just look what it did to fed Ex
October 17th, 2004 at 8:21 pm
yes officer it was a yellow DHL
truck that cut me off.
June 15th, 2005 at 12:06 pm
PWN3D!!!
June 15th, 2005 at 12:07 pm
PWN3D!!!
November 10th, 2005 at 1:53 pm
The dark underside of cube trucks
November 29th, 2005 at 8:41 am
I wasn’t expecting to bump into you here today…
December 8th, 2005 at 1:34 pm
white trucks can’t jump.
(is anything dark always stronger?)
March 23rd, 2006 at 9:17 pm
Boss to secretary after watching the news: “Judy, did you get insurance on that package we just shipped out?”
March 23rd, 2006 at 9:18 pm
When it absolutely, positively has to be crashed overnight.
May 6th, 2006 at 8:18 am
DHL is now the leader in package delivery… ON TIME
August 2nd, 2006 at 7:37 am
Now they can blame Fedex for the late delivery
September 13th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
fedex just had a overnight delivery to home of mrs.ups…..
July 3rd, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Looking at this now, FedEx has demolished UPS. Look at this year’s Nextel Cup standings.
FedEx is second, UPS is 42nd and not on the NASCAR Exempt Tour.
In fact, for Sunday’s race in Loudon, NH, the FedEx Impala won while UPS Camry didn’t even qualify — in the trailer Friday back to the team shops.
July 6th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Talk about “Fed-Up”
May 5th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Ramming speed Cap’tn!
March 4th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Brown Is gonna Knock You Out. Mama Say Knock You Out.
March 4th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Don’t Follow A Leader Unless You Can Stand As Strong As Brown.
March 20th, 2002 at 11:09 am
This time the Shipping Wars get personal!
March 20th, 2002 at 11:38 am
BROWN is beefy.
BROWN kicks blue-and-red’s lilly white ass.
March 20th, 2002 at 12:31 pm
DUEL 2: Special Delivery
March 20th, 2002 at 12:44 pm
So you’re saying that it was self defence. Fed Ex just jumped on you out of nowhere? Riiight.
March 20th, 2002 at 2:00 pm
“Um,…Oops?”, said the lovely blonde UPS driver
March 20th, 2002 at 4:05 pm
When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
March 20th, 2002 at 5:55 pm
Could Airborne Express be responsible?
March 20th, 2002 at 5:58 pm
could Dave*** from airborne express be responsible?
March 20th, 2002 at 7:05 pm
Rarely witnessed in its natural habitat, the wild Ewepeess solemnly recuperates before looking around for more ass to kick.
March 20th, 2002 at 7:56 pm
Hey, you drivers! Quit trying to imitate Rave and Danny and learn to steer while you’re at it!
March 20th, 2002 at 8:07 pm
After the dust cleared, only UPS was standing, all the fedex employees could do was hold their packages in pain.
March 20th, 2002 at 8:35 pm
FedEx- alwayz ready to deliver anything
March 20th, 2002 at 9:25 pm
you ARE the weakest link.
March 20th, 2002 at 9:43 pm
FedEx, coming your way!
March 20th, 2002 at 10:04 pm
We were only kidding when we said “Race that truck Dale”!!!
March 20th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
FEDEX vs. UPS… terrorism in the world of POSTAL SERVICE
March 21st, 2002 at 3:54 am
Where are those happy days they seem so hard to find i tried to reach for you but you have closed your mind what ever happened to our love i used to understand it used to be so nice it used to be so good
March 21st, 2002 at 5:20 am
special delivery! one fresh ass kicking!
March 21st, 2002 at 10:33 am
Across the board, Parcel Post has finally gone “POSTAL!”
March 21st, 2002 at 11:31 am
the subsequent reaction to a pack of wild squirrels in the road.
March 26th, 2002 at 2:21 pm
What’s big and brown and smells like shit?
A UPS truck
hahah
aaaaaaaah!
April 5th, 2002 at 12:18 am
a car crash.
April 23rd, 2002 at 4:15 am
Two trucks enter, one truck leaves.
May 1st, 2002 at 2:41 pm
u stupid americans get a ****ing sense of humour