hole in one
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March 22nd, 2002 at 4:54 pm
Last photo on a roll of film found beside a dead man with broken glasses.
March 25th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
..and so, Billy, that’s where golf balls come from.
March 23rd, 2002 at 7:43 pm
Does this make my butt look big?
March 25th, 2002 at 2:07 am
Those golfers really are beginning to become a pain in the ass!!
March 28th, 2002 at 12:27 am
What? Do I have something hanging out of my nose?
May 3rd, 2002 at 11:31 pm
Jeez George, I never thought you were actually going to do it!!!
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:07 am
yay, i got a hole-in-bum.
March 28th, 2002 at 4:34 pm
$5 if you eat the ball they say. You can digest it they say…last time i get wasted with those dicks.
March 23rd, 2002 at 1:03 am
Take that Richard Gere — even animals know better than to abuse animals like that.
March 24th, 2002 at 2:39 am
One in Hole!
March 26th, 2002 at 3:35 pm
animal rights, shmanimal rights
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:46 am
Megaphone: Freddy the amazing flying tortoise is preparing now to clear the lake is a single bound. Today he is using his famous golfball reverse launcher. Good luck, Freddy! And watch that cameraman!
April 2nd, 2002 at 11:40 am
You still have to play it where it land
April 9th, 2002 at 5:55 pm
I told you it wouldn’t hatch you stupid bitch…now pay up!
March 22nd, 2002 at 4:29 pm
I told you I could drive that ball up his ass.I just didn’t think it would get stuck. OK Frank, pull it out.
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:19 pm
Wait! Wait!, i tell you i can do this… It’s a Spaulding right?!?!?
March 24th, 2002 at 4:16 pm
HOLE IN ONE
March 25th, 2002 at 1:34 am
A hole in “number 2″
March 26th, 2002 at 4:15 pm
OK, really guys. That’s a gimme.
March 28th, 2002 at 1:20 pm
As golfing superstars like Tiger Woods continue to make a mockery of existing courses, its seems newer venues are trying everything to increase their difficulty.
March 30th, 2002 at 3:36 pm
Hey look!It’s one of those new golfball shootin turtles they installed last night!
April 9th, 2002 at 7:31 am
It’s in the…euh..the..euh..Brown!!
April 16th, 2002 at 1:06 pm
I dare you to try and wipe this smile off my face!
May 30th, 2002 at 11:18 am
RIGHT IN THE POOPER!!!!
May 29th, 2002 at 10:47 pm
haha very funny, now take it out……guys…?…..GUYS!!???
March 22nd, 2002 at 4:51 pm
My ass is par for this course.
March 22nd, 2002 at 4:51 pm
“You can take your ball out my ass now, Carmine”
March 22nd, 2002 at 4:51 pm
George suddenly decided he didn’t like to play golf anymore.
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:52 pm
This species of turtle is known for its interesting kidney stone formations…
March 22nd, 2002 at 6:41 pm
Oh my god, its a new born!
Get the camera hunny!!
March 22nd, 2002 at 7:57 pm
The newest attraction at Jimmy’s Golf ‘n Stuff
March 23rd, 2002 at 12:29 am
Boy, the Humane Society is going to have a feild day with the PGA in court over this one…
March 23rd, 2002 at 9:03 am
Early attempts at golf:
Why golf clubs were invented.
March 23rd, 2002 at 6:03 pm
Doctor, I think I’m crowning!
March 23rd, 2002 at 7:17 pm
The cover for a new and very specific “gentleman’s magazine,” Terrapins and Tees.
March 23rd, 2002 at 10:14 pm
Alright officer, I’m ready for prison. Lets see Bubba try this on for size. Bam! I won’t even cry “FOUR!”
March 24th, 2002 at 4:20 am
ouch. dammit tiger - get contacts!
March 25th, 2002 at 1:28 am
caddyshack 3
March 25th, 2002 at 1:38 am
where’s eddie murphy when you really need him?
March 25th, 2002 at 1:58 pm
I think I have a ball that belongs to Mr “Spalding”… Have you seen him?
March 25th, 2002 at 3:41 pm
Having a ball!!! Wish you were here!!!
March 25th, 2002 at 5:30 pm
Sadams new Skud Launcher!!!
March 25th, 2002 at 5:46 pm
that one tasted better goin’ in than out!
March 25th, 2002 at 10:37 pm
Is it a boy? Is it a boy??!
March 26th, 2002 at 2:32 am
detox tea.. please.
March 26th, 2002 at 11:08 am
So how do I tee off from here?
March 26th, 2002 at 11:09 am
Ready…Aim…FIRE!!!
March 26th, 2002 at 2:04 pm
What does this have to do with Beer? This was not in the job description.
March 26th, 2002 at 4:03 pm
Is this a playable lie or can I drop?
March 26th, 2002 at 9:41 pm
After this Freddy, the gay turtle, LOVED golf.
March 27th, 2002 at 12:33 pm
Aah the 19th hole!
March 27th, 2002 at 1:04 pm
The effect of pesticides on Golf Courses
March 27th, 2002 at 6:46 pm
As he awoke in the morning sun, he thought of last night.. the keg of beer, the smoking..the drugs.. the various partners…”What could be better?” he asked, but then he felt this odd twinge from his ass…
March 27th, 2002 at 10:42 pm
“Man, training that turtle to go into the water and retrieve the ball with his ass was a bitch! Can somebody get me a coffee? I’m still under par, right?”
March 28th, 2002 at 10:11 am
Fore!
March 28th, 2002 at 1:44 pm
sheesh. I’m so not playing golf with Bobby Knight ANY more, ok? Anybody got an Advil?
March 28th, 2002 at 10:36 pm
Hell, this sport goes slower than I do.
March 29th, 2002 at 7:22 pm
Breakfast? Commin right up!
March 29th, 2002 at 7:53 pm
I gotta go real bad..I have a golfball sticking out
March 29th, 2002 at 7:53 pm
So that’s titleist’s secret
March 30th, 2002 at 1:12 am
GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE! CAN’T U SEE I’M BUSY HERE??
March 30th, 2002 at 1:38 pm
…..like a glove.
March 30th, 2002 at 11:56 pm
and the crowd is hushed as the turtle takes aim……
March 31st, 2002 at 4:15 pm
Hole in one!
March 31st, 2002 at 6:17 pm
And the well-aimed shot goes straight to the only vulnerable spot on the tortoise…
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:16 pm
So there’s were it went.
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:21 pm
Is it just me, or is that turtle smiling?
April 3rd, 2002 at 9:02 pm
apparently, someone for got to yell fore again
April 4th, 2002 at 2:54 am
Gee.. this can realli stop anything from dripping out of THAT hole! Note the size pple!
April 4th, 2002 at 5:42 pm
Now you can’t see how many golf balls are really inside there…
April 5th, 2002 at 4:24 pm
Turtle abuse!
April 6th, 2002 at 2:02 am
Geez… Now, they gone too far!! ;-(
April 6th, 2002 at 10:33 pm
Drew-Gage! Is this yours? Titleist 3?
Gage-Nope. Mine landed in an alligator’s asshole.
April 7th, 2002 at 3:38 am
And Tiger gets the par.
April 8th, 2002 at 1:17 am
Peter now fully understood why his mother had told him not to eat the white round fish.
April 8th, 2002 at 7:03 am
Now that’s a strange looking dildo
April 8th, 2002 at 11:10 am
damn i thought these were chinese balls
April 8th, 2002 at 1:57 pm
Butt Plug
April 8th, 2002 at 4:46 pm
EXTRA…EXTRA..read all about it, angry turtle grabs one of golfers ball’s!
April 8th, 2002 at 6:29 pm
what happens when it wants to fart? if they can fart? lookout cameraman!
April 8th, 2002 at 7:12 pm
sick! this one is for American perverts!!!!
April 8th, 2002 at 9:46 pm
What happens when you cross a tortoise with Tiger Woods?
April 9th, 2002 at 1:17 am
What happenes?
I can’t see, so could you tell me in detail?
April 9th, 2002 at 6:43 am
See? I told you I could do it! Now give me that beer you promised me
April 9th, 2002 at 6:44 am
I think I swallowed it the wrong way
April 9th, 2002 at 6:45 am
Strange sights at a gay-animal-porn scene
April 9th, 2002 at 9:50 am
this has got to be worth some points
April 9th, 2002 at 11:04 am
it’s a hole in…no wait, it’s one in the hole
April 9th, 2002 at 11:40 am
The Plaza Del Lago Golf Club’s new ball washer.
April 9th, 2002 at 3:16 pm
i tought it was a dildo, bitch put some more in
April 9th, 2002 at 5:13 pm
“Titleist? You mean its not ben-wa?”
April 16th, 2002 at 11:35 am
A lesson in Aristotelian thought; “When a ball drops, it follows its natural course”
April 10th, 2002 at 7:32 am
“Ship it out Frank”. “No, I can play. Hand me my 3 wood.”
May 2nd, 2002 at 12:12 pm
Turtle> Hmph…nothing can go wrong today…i am totally in powe-!!!HELLO!!!
April 11th, 2002 at 3:11 am
we present you: our new instrument: this tortoise brings your golfballs across the lake, so you will never have wet balls again
April 11th, 2002 at 3:25 am
“Just hit it on the nose” claimed anakin, shaking his head at the stupidity of jar jar
April 11th, 2002 at 7:18 pm
watch everyone! it’s the amazing golf ball trick!
::pop::
April 14th, 2002 at 12:32 pm
i’d rather be crapping a titleist.
April 15th, 2002 at 11:28 am
Winston found the local food hard to digest
April 18th, 2002 at 5:53 pm
Mind if I play through?
April 19th, 2002 at 3:09 am
I apologize for the many pockmarks on my face.
May 3rd, 2002 at 11:36 pm
yeah…I didn’t think that was part of a turtle
May 8th, 2002 at 7:30 pm
that’s right….closer…closer…
May 23rd, 2002 at 4:42 pm
Oh, shit. He is pulling out his driver now.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:52 pm
willy-one-ball
June 5th, 2002 at 8:58 am
Oh, so THATs where my mulligan went..
June 9th, 2002 at 5:55 am
Play the ball where it lays??? But frank …….
June 9th, 2002 at 3:46 pm
The rule was “Play it where it lies”, right before PETA began capping golf players.
June 18th, 2002 at 2:25 am
“When Proctologists strike back!” (No animals were harmed in the making of this film.)
June 30th, 2002 at 6:26 am
Mommy, Daddy, I don’t like Goofy Golf anymore!
June 30th, 2002 at 3:30 pm
Cecil the turtle found no humor in the artist painting his shit like a golf ball in mid-pinch.
August 31st, 2002 at 1:28 pm
What the hell is a PING-PONG ball doing in my ass?!?
September 14th, 2002 at 7:20 pm
How many licks does it take get to the center of a tootsiepop? I aint got time for that kid, I’m still working on the last stupid question from the brat down the street!!!
October 2nd, 2002 at 1:12 am
Hey im Turtle Knoxville
May 17th, 2003 at 7:56 pm
target iraq
October 30th, 2004 at 8:59 am
its a birth mark okay!
March 17th, 2004 at 10:14 pm
What happens if that turtle farts?
March 23rd, 2006 at 9:28 pm
The turtle felt something strange as he sat down….
October 10th, 2006 at 8:54 am
Thank you, I could not have sead it better my self.
March 21st, 2002 at 11:29 pm
colon cleansing?
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:10 am
T time!!!
March 22nd, 2002 at 1:00 am
James was praised by the rest of the Budweiser marketing group after finding a new spokesman for their upcoming PGA ad campaign.
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:32 am
The Hare gets his revenge…..
March 22nd, 2002 at 9:41 am
Dr Harold Shipman was certain the Suppositries would clear up Leonardo’s coldsore
March 22nd, 2002 at 9:46 am
Hey FRANK!!…….FRANK!……FRANK!!!! Get over here and get this god damn golf ball out of my ass NOW!!!!
March 22nd, 2002 at 9:47 am
Breaking News: The Cyclopse turtle had a terrapins head for a tail!
March 22nd, 2002 at 9:55 am
I should never have shagged that albino!
March 22nd, 2002 at 10:09 am
After accidentally swallowing the golf ball timmy the turtle knew it was going to hurt on it’s way out
March 22nd, 2002 at 10:25 am
The ‘literally’ everlasting gobstopper.
March 22nd, 2002 at 1:42 pm
Not even his time in jail could prepare the little turtle for this digestive mishap.
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:26 pm
“im gonna explode, ive gotta fart”
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:26 pm
What… I thought this was how you play golf…
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:51 pm
Someone call my therapist, I’ve been violated!
March 22nd, 2002 at 2:54 pm
Nature’s newest ball returner has second thoughts about his new job.
March 22nd, 2002 at 4:52 pm
The continuation of this story can be seen at http://www.ratemypoo.com
March 22nd, 2002 at 5:28 pm
“…and Tiger Woods was born naturally, in the water trap of a golf course.”
March 22nd, 2002 at 7:18 pm
HOLE IN ONE!
March 22nd, 2002 at 10:11 pm
DAMN MEXICAN FOOD!
March 29th, 2002 at 1:20 pm
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March 31st, 2002 at 9:56 pm
Crap, George Bush shot me with a BB gun and tried to squash me with his foot when I was still tiny, but Gerald Ford is one damn mean golfer.
April 2nd, 2002 at 7:53 pm
Not the best evolutionary tactic to protect their eggs…
April 5th, 2002 at 12:11 am
turtle with golfball.
April 8th, 2002 at 11:56 am
FORE! And, it’s a hole in one!
April 11th, 2002 at 3:45 pm
Yeh? bettcha can’t do it twice!
March 22nd, 2002 at 12:13 am
constipation sucks
March 22nd, 2002 at 11:35 am
Oy vey!
April 14th, 2002 at 11:57 pm
i am tiger woods