Matrix Footage
Another behind the scenes look from a movie set. This photo was taken on location of the Matrix 3 filming.
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March 25th, 2002 at 12:35 am
Stop the fight! I lost a contact…
March 25th, 2002 at 4:46 pm
Those aren’t spirit-fingers! These are spirit-fingers!
March 25th, 2002 at 5:01 pm
The first rule of Cat-Fight Club: You don’t talk about Cat-Fight Club!
March 25th, 2002 at 12:22 am
I laugh at your cat-fu. Come test your skills against my TIGER STYLE!!!
March 25th, 2002 at 2:48 am
Everytime you masturbate, God teaches a kitten kung-fu.
April 8th, 2002 at 1:36 am
“I’m telling you, my dick is THIS big”
March 26th, 2002 at 12:00 am
god dam it I steped in your shit agin!
March 25th, 2002 at 5:07 am
Peter: Well Chuck it seems the home town favorite - Golden Buddha has risen up in the traditional bear stance, it will be interesting to see how the underdog, Dancing Shadow, will respond.
Chuck: Indeed Peter, infact– Look! Shadow has responded with a variant of the already dangerous position, standing grasshopper!
Peter: This could be wild folks!
March 30th, 2002 at 12:03 am
Hey, Macarena!
March 20th, 2003 at 12:46 am
So the next time they refuse to give me any tuna, I’m gonna take their head between my paws and I’m gonna kick them in their eye, lots of times
April 16th, 2002 at 12:46 am
you may know kung fu, but i can do the robot!
March 26th, 2002 at 7:35 pm
wax on, wax off…
March 27th, 2002 at 4:55 am
Prepare to meet your end, Mr Anderson, …..MY NAME…IS…MEOW!!!
April 11th, 2002 at 4:17 am
Promo pic for “Karate Kittens 2″
March 25th, 2002 at 7:35 am
Fig 8.3 Feline Marine-Do. Binkie has grabbed a starfish in each paw, and is about to put them on Fluffy’s tail. It looks impressive, but ’starfish hands’ is a slow move - Fluffy responded with a quick twisting earswipe to distract him. Contests like this can go on for hours.
March 25th, 2002 at 11:15 am
Work with me baby, Your a tigger, a tigger. now your a bear, act like a bear. Your a natural infront of a lense.
March 26th, 2002 at 1:09 pm
Look! There! You see it? Its following me again! Get it!!
March 28th, 2002 at 1:14 pm
Look, dude, your sister gave me warts
April 8th, 2002 at 4:24 pm
“Y!M!C!A!”
June 4th, 2002 at 3:25 pm
Son of a bitch Fluffy you Kung-Fu’d my dick!!!
March 25th, 2002 at 1:15 am
Hey wait, did you cut my dick off?
March 25th, 2002 at 5:12 am
Look! I’m evolving! I’m standing like a human! And my tail’s gone too!
March 25th, 2002 at 5:14 am
White: Look! I’m evolving! I’m standing like a human! And my tail’s gone too!
Patches: Argh! Mutant!
March 25th, 2002 at 8:07 pm
It doesn’t hurt here, not so much here, but right HERE.
March 25th, 2002 at 8:48 pm
No no no…first you have to squeeze yourself down in a crouching position…you should look this big…and then and only then will you be able to capture the hidden mouse.
March 26th, 2002 at 12:01 am
Don’t move, I lost a contact.
March 26th, 2002 at 5:13 pm
Black cat: Turn those hips! Come on! I’ll make an Elvis Presley out of you yet! =claps=
March 27th, 2002 at 10:42 am
the interpretive dance to “let’s play with the big ball”
March 28th, 2002 at 10:10 am
BOOM chic BOOM chic BOOM chic…Filled with kitty drama, cram it up yo’ mama, Bin Laden’s first name is Osama, BLING BLING!
March 28th, 2002 at 10:31 am
yo yo since the day i was born, i’ve been make’n kitty porn. i’m friskie, grab my nutz when you frisk me.pet me and touch my dong, i’m 6 lbs. clearin’ a 6 foot bong. bitch get off my milk before i bust out my mase, piss me off bitch and i’ll bust in yo’ face!
March 28th, 2002 at 11:39 am
“What the hell is that growing on your tail?”..Dude it is moving,…” Damn I knew I should of used Protection
March 29th, 2002 at 9:14 am
this will be Godzilla’s toughest challenge yet
April 2nd, 2002 at 10:03 am
Dammit! Lost a contact lense.
April 3rd, 2002 at 2:37 pm
Night of the Living Dead!
April 4th, 2002 at 6:32 pm
Its a miracle! Thank you Jesus!
April 6th, 2002 at 7:54 am
it was this big
April 15th, 2002 at 11:25 am
Whoa man
June 20th, 2002 at 4:42 am
Tiddles and kitty practice for there upcoming roles as Catzilla and the kittens of hell
March 21st, 2003 at 12:33 pm
The true reason that the crime boss remains so successful is because he has some of the baddest henchmen on the planet.
March 11th, 2003 at 8:01 pm
i am going to eat your tail
April 23rd, 2004 at 1:15 am
Gee Joe I killed a mousey this big . Gee thats big but i killed one this big.
August 9th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
I swear, the mouse was THIS big!
you’re soooo full of shit
March 25th, 2002 at 12:17 am
The black cat cheers as his competitor’s left paw steps out of bounds and he loses 7/10ths of a mark.
March 25th, 2002 at 1:32 am
Things overheard at hustler Inc.:
I said “two pussies in a cat fight” not “two pussycats in a fight”
March 25th, 2002 at 1:37 am
shadowboxing at its finest
March 25th, 2002 at 2:08 am
Finally I can get some TAIL!!
March 25th, 2002 at 2:36 am
“Wait, hold still. A fly landed on your tail.”
“Ahh! Get it off, get it off!”
March 25th, 2002 at 5:42 am
Yea I swear, the fish was THIS big.
March 25th, 2002 at 12:22 pm
The latest scene from Godzilla 2002: The Terrible Twos.
March 25th, 2002 at 5:36 pm
fight! fight to the death! damn im getting hungry…
cat-the other white meat
March 25th, 2002 at 6:46 pm
OH….oh crap! I soiled myself.
March 25th, 2002 at 7:49 pm
“i know kung fu” - neo, the matrix
March 25th, 2002 at 10:59 pm
awe jeah- we be the rappin felines in the hizouse ready to kill all yall with our serious rhymin. you know.
March 26th, 2002 at 4:11 pm
Snowy learns the ancient art of kitty shadow puppets.
March 27th, 2002 at 12:05 am
OOHH bravo bravo!!!!
March 27th, 2002 at 4:58 am
Whoa, Morpheus, you mean this purple giraffe isn’t real. Man, the Matrix is cool!
March 27th, 2002 at 11:22 am
Darth Puss- Now young Pusswalker…you will die.
March 27th, 2002 at 6:17 pm
Haiku:
First they are so sweet,
perfect for new-age sushi dish
as main course on Iron Chef.
March 27th, 2002 at 6:38 pm
Whitey just loves Blackys tail…
March 27th, 2002 at 10:38 pm
Shadow pussy!
March 28th, 2002 at 12:43 am
MATRIX II
March 28th, 2002 at 3:18 am
You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fossey-Fossey-Fossey! You do MADONNA! MADONNA! MADONNA!
March 28th, 2002 at 2:02 pm
wow, Joe. Dad gave me the sex talk and all, but I didn’t believe him at first…I never knew what that thing could do!
March 28th, 2002 at 2:35 pm
kitty matrix kombat
March 28th, 2002 at 4:23 pm
Oh shilone master, make my balls this big!
March 28th, 2002 at 9:59 pm
Eeek! A mouse!
March 28th, 2002 at 10:36 pm
Holy cow, you really CAN do Hamster Style.
March 29th, 2002 at 11:49 am
You’ll never become a Ninja by staring at your balls. C’mon, don’t let me kick your ass!
March 29th, 2002 at 2:49 pm
Catrix, the ultimate frontier!
March 29th, 2002 at 3:53 pm
“God damn it quit moving i cant get u”
March 29th, 2002 at 7:51 pm
Hey Snowball, don’t get used to those balls - they’re getting removed next week.
What these down here?
March 30th, 2002 at 12:02 am
“Whoa Fluffy, what’s that smell?”
“It wasn’t me, I swear! It was my shadow. Really!”
March 30th, 2002 at 1:08 am
White:And now…I shall FLY!Black:*claps*can I have ur rubber mouse then?
March 30th, 2002 at 10:48 am
“you’re not as hung as i thought, pal.”
March 30th, 2002 at 11:49 pm
Kitty-Fu: see the mouse in your mind…now pounce!
April 2nd, 2002 at 10:15 am
haha your dragon style is good but my tiger style will defeat you!
April 2nd, 2002 at 11:39 am
Neo Cat: I know Kung Fu
Morpheus Cat: Show me
April 2nd, 2002 at 3:51 pm
…so then i got behind her and i was like “OOOOH YEAH!”
April 2nd, 2002 at 7:52 pm
The Matrix redux targeted at cats never quite took off the ground.
April 3rd, 2002 at 8:36 pm
Damn whiskey dick… Just give me a minute…
April 3rd, 2002 at 9:18 pm
RAVER KITTEN’S
April 3rd, 2002 at 10:10 pm
they love dancing …
April 4th, 2002 at 2:53 am
Hey, where’s my gloves?
April 4th, 2002 at 9:21 am
Crouching Kitty Hidden Pussy
April 4th, 2002 at 2:40 pm
two cats
April 5th, 2002 at 12:16 am
a fight.
April 5th, 2002 at 11:18 am
It has Three - THREEE! - layers!
April 6th, 2002 at 1:10 am
“Beatin’ that pussy up, not smooth f—-n” -Mystikal
April 6th, 2002 at 1:50 am
So then I says, “OK, Darlin’ Just turn over!”
April 8th, 2002 at 9:01 am
It’s not because I’m horny that you’re gonna grab me with that small thing. Where are the black cats when you need them?
April 8th, 2002 at 4:25 pm
“Y!M!C!A!”
April 8th, 2002 at 4:33 pm
Hey…LOOK…I’m a Mime!
April 8th, 2002 at 5:44 pm
“Hands up…baby, hands up! give me your heart gimme gimme your heart gimme gimme….
April 8th, 2002 at 7:14 pm
….getting ugly….ugly….
April 8th, 2002 at 8:09 pm
The fish was THIS big! I swear!
April 8th, 2002 at 11:07 pm
Morpheus: And do you think my muscles have anything to do with how fast I am?
April 9th, 2002 at 1:39 am
Yaaa! Hai!!!
Aiiiii!!! Ouch!
April 9th, 2002 at 6:13 am
White cat: Who’s you’re daddy? I’m your daddy! Cause I did this to your momma, your sweet momma oh yeah
April 9th, 2002 at 9:47 am
Oh shit! where’s my tail?
April 9th, 2002 at 3:20 pm
oh my catgod, i can fly
toedoem BOKS DOEK SLAG MEP
May 1st, 2002 at 12:47 pm
YO ADRIAN!!…YO ADRIAN!!
April 10th, 2002 at 3:42 pm
Can I get an amen brotha?
April 10th, 2002 at 7:37 pm
ho
April 11th, 2002 at 10:10 pm
“Oh, god of kitty sex, make my dick this big!”
“I’ll take a picture when it comes!
April 16th, 2002 at 3:08 pm
Do you really think being strong or faster matters in this place…
April 17th, 2002 at 2:44 pm
I swear Dave, it’s this big! Just ask Liz!
April 18th, 2002 at 10:51 am
no!! i swear to god! the fish was this big!
April 19th, 2002 at 8:02 pm
Im Bringing my Dog
April 29th, 2002 at 4:12 pm
dont look at my ball
April 29th, 2002 at 3:46 am
You have to let go of the real world Neo…
May 1st, 2002 at 12:48 pm
New fight tonight, Apollo creed and Rocky Balboa
May 8th, 2002 at 6:40 pm
The consequences of overstimulating a little pussy
May 8th, 2002 at 6:40 pm
The consequences of overstimulating a little pussy
May 24th, 2002 at 6:05 pm
Blue pill, or red pill. Just don’t take the pink one….
June 17th, 2002 at 3:25 am
Classic example of good against evil, balck and white, where evil has the clear advantage;position, initiative, vision, and the ability to combine it with milicious intent…”Evil will always triumph because good is dumb”
June 30th, 2002 at 6:22 am
I saw my owner masturbating, so I yelled “NO!” and jumped in his crotch like this.
June 30th, 2002 at 3:36 pm
After being constipated for a week, whiskers the cat resorts to desperate measures and tries to scare himself shitless.
July 4th, 2002 at 2:41 am
How cute!!!!
July 10th, 2002 at 4:56 pm
Why its so small
July 21st, 2002 at 10:00 pm
I’m telling you this fish was this big!
July 21st, 2002 at 10:01 pm
Is that your tail wiggling or are you just happy to see me?
July 28th, 2002 at 4:21 am
I will counter your Crouching Tiger with…Hidden Kitty!
September 14th, 2002 at 7:32 pm
Only in the $200 DVD do we see that Neo asked for a third alternative to the pills offered by Morpheus, the third pill?, catnip of course!
March 18th, 2003 at 8:07 pm
Nice calander : )
April 13th, 2003 at 2:53 am
That dark shaddowey figure keeps following me, im really going to get him this time, ready……pounce!
April 13th, 2003 at 3:54 am
There it is again, its on the floor,its been chasing me all week! ready?……pounce!
April 25th, 2003 at 1:25 pm
I’ll get you, fool! Oh, wait… that’s my shadow.
October 30th, 2004 at 8:59 am
fuckin rat was this big man!.. swear to god
April 23rd, 2004 at 1:13 am
Woo Hoo did you see my poop it was this big. Yeh you must be joking i did one this big.
September 20th, 2004 at 2:27 pm
“Wow, Colin, look at all these Iraqi WMDs!”
“George Bush, you are still full of shit.”
September 20th, 2004 at 8:00 am
look ma, no hands
November 11th, 2005 at 5:45 pm
“I swear Sonny, the mouse was THIS big!!”
“you are soooo full of shit!”
December 29th, 2005 at 6:08 pm
I’m ganna Kung Fu ur as Biatch
January 21st, 2006 at 5:57 pm
They have a name for these two in China. Lunch and Dinner.
February 12th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
I’m telling you, if you stand like this long enough you can eventually see.. a sort of angel on the floor.
For god sake its called a shadow…
March 23rd, 2006 at 9:31 pm
Cat on Right: “I swear man, it was THIS big!”
Cat on Left: “No. No. No. It was about this big. Stop exaggerating.”
July 10th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
White Cat: Dude, where the F*** did my dick go?!
Striped Cat: Dude i dunno! That’s NASTY! Aww.. (hiding face with paw, looks away)
July 11th, 2006 at 12:45 am
On location at the set of “Garfield the Movie 3: The Last Sa-meow-ri.”
February 20th, 2007 at 6:54 am
“HAI DUDE………….“
February 7th, 2007 at 5:57 am
White cat: ” You have martial arts, i have martial farts “
March 18th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
man, i swear, that fish was this fuckin big
August 2nd, 2007 at 5:32 pm
seriously man, you didnt have to give my genitals the chop! This kung fu thing is why out of hand!
August 2nd, 2007 at 5:32 pm
seriously man, you didnt have to give my genitals the chop! This kung fu thing is way out of hand!
August 2nd, 2007 at 5:38 pm
you cut mi tail……time to cut yours
March 25th, 2002 at 12:25 am
“stop trying to hit me, and HIT ME…you’re faster than that!”
March 25th, 2002 at 1:25 am
What the hell?
March 25th, 2002 at 2:43 am
i am a stupid cat. POOP!
March 25th, 2002 at 2:47 am
Hear the time, set alarms, style your taskbar clock, and sync your PC time.
March 25th, 2002 at 4:12 pm
White kitten: Yeah, you shoulda seen his dick, Blackie, it was THIS big!! If I had a dick like that, I’d get all the chicks for sure.
March 27th, 2002 at 11:40 am
“…anyway there I was stark bollock naked, givin’ her one from behind, right; like this! I said to ‘er ‘how d’you want you eggs darlin’?’ and she says: ‘unfertalised thankyou.’…so I just pulled out and came over her mits..”
March 28th, 2002 at 2:25 pm
“Dude stop playing with your invisible ball and help me get this cat that is under the table. “
“I love my ball”
“Oh, come-on its right under here.”
May 3rd, 2002 at 2:07 am
I think that the stupid cat, poop one should be much higher! FISTING!!!!
May 6th, 2002 at 9:07 pm
The kitten dojos of Japan turn out some of the best kitten fighters the world has ever seen.
March 25th, 2002 at 1:21 am
i get to be neo this time