Super What?
What in the hell where they thinking. Part 1 of a series.
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What in the hell where they thinking. Part 1 of a series.
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May 11th, 2002 at 7:01 pm
My teeff is super bitey
April 6th, 2002 at 12:56 pm
Dyno-MITE!!!
April 4th, 2002 at 11:00 pm
According to Metropolis authorities, Daily Planet reporter Lois Lane shot herself 67 times after discovering husband and colleague Clark Kent had a secret affair with singer Chaka Khan.
May 30th, 2002 at 11:12 am
If you steal this gold, I will kill you!
March 11th, 2003 at 2:38 am
Crest White Strips worked fo me!
March 11th, 2003 at 7:54 pm
I look just like Bobby Green!
March 26th, 2002 at 10:45 am
New superhero makes all kids feel beautiful
April 12th, 2002 at 9:14 pm
We’ve foiled Captain Racializer and escaped the effects of his evil Blacktonite. Green Lantern, what the hell are you staring at?
May 31st, 2002 at 11:27 am
Rob Voorhis, the MVP, likes to suck his own dick…and he likes to lick his hairy ape-monkey ass. WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT SPOT ON YOUR HAND?
March 25th, 2002 at 11:47 pm
Clark Kent’s long lost half-brother.
March 26th, 2002 at 3:11 am
Faster than speed or barbituates. More powerful than LSD. Able to leap from gender to gender with a single tuck ñ ìItís the muse of Rick James . . . Super Freak!î
March 26th, 2002 at 9:48 am
The young superman was going through that awkward age when you havn’t settled for a specific “look” yet
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:37 am
McDonald’s temporarily suspended its policy of unconditionally hiring the mentally retarded after they couldn’t get Rodney to come to work without claming he was going to end the Hamburglar’s evil hijinks once and for all.
April 3rd, 2002 at 2:07 pm
What dead hooker?
March 26th, 2002 at 3:50 am
The real superman isn’t as good looking as in the movies
March 26th, 2002 at 11:50 am
Dwane Dibbly?!!
May 1st, 2002 at 3:02 pm
The all new hit series Smallville moves to BET…
July 29th, 2002 at 1:23 pm
First attendee in line for the very first annual “Dress As Your Favorite Super-Hero While You Eat Fried Chicken And Watermelon To The Blues For The Mentally Retarded” festival. (or D.A.Y.F.S.H.W.Y.E.F.C.A.W.T.T.B.F.T.M.R. for short)
March 30th, 2002 at 10:48 am
“who summoned jesus!?”
May 18th, 2002 at 7:54 pm
Ignoring the warnings of his friends and family, Rodney King felt that his method of getting revenge on the L.A.P.D. was the only way to go.
March 27th, 2002 at 1:02 am
Holy shit batman, that was some heavy weed we blew!!
March 29th, 2002 at 1:11 am
Hey my brotha, can i borrow your copy of hey soul classics 2?
March 29th, 2002 at 1:07 pm
Now you and I both know that in reality, ain’t one damn brotha in Metropolis, and if there is, he ain’t runnin around in tights with a played-out perm blowin in the wind…
March 29th, 2002 at 7:47 pm
You think I’m hot in this picture? Just wait till the nude shots!
March 30th, 2002 at 12:12 am
It’s a bird, it’s a plane! No, it’s Supahfly!
April 2nd, 2002 at 3:20 pm
i’ll suck you off for a quarter
April 9th, 2002 at 11:01 am
is it a plane? is it a bird? no, it’s… ugly
April 10th, 2002 at 7:54 am
More STDs than his hookers, it’s SuperPimp!
April 15th, 2002 at 9:34 pm
Fear Superpimp’s iced-out cane.
April 16th, 2002 at 10:13 am
This wouldn’t have happened if wonderwoman would’ve read the warnings on the bottom of that cryptonite dildo…
April 20th, 2002 at 12:10 am
Everytime you masturbate, God beats a superhero with an ugly stick.
April 22nd, 2002 at 1:00 pm
supa-mon, fightin’ da KKK mon… diggit, big-up da supa-mon, down wit da white robes
May 23rd, 2002 at 1:53 pm
after the fourth Revenge of the Nerds sequel, Larry B. Scott, who played Lamar turned to a life of transsexual prostitution, LSD and the blues.
June 7th, 2002 at 11:11 pm
Another Goodwill worker on Holloween.
June 23rd, 2006 at 9:49 am
But, alas……..
His only superpower was the ability to eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence.
March 25th, 2002 at 11:40 pm
Doctors were able to create a healthy bed of chest hair using only a small transplant from Superman’s moustache.
March 26th, 2002 at 12:57 am
Me am Bizzaro!!
March 27th, 2002 at 6:06 pm
Supermans long lost Superbrotha.
March 28th, 2002 at 10:07 am
This guy must get a lot of pussy…
March 28th, 2002 at 1:09 pm
Fredo Kent
March 30th, 2002 at 1:05 am
Bizarro Steel lives on Bizarro World, where everyone is a crazt reflection of Steel or one of his friends.
March 31st, 2002 at 1:31 pm
Superfly
April 1st, 2002 at 12:45 pm
The guy at the welfare office said you get more money if they think you’re crazy..
April 4th, 2002 at 10:58 pm
Genetic trials for the Citizens Against Sexually Attractive Superheroes were sketchy at best.
April 5th, 2002 at 10:35 am
Having just valiantly pulled the drowning schoolbus containing 20 youngsters out of the lake, our sympathetic superhero took time to pose for the local newspapers. After being asked how he could be on the spot of danger so quickly, he flashed a becoming smile and answered: “I was taking an afternoon swim with the wife and kids when I heard a great splash. I knew something was wrong. I am glad all the children are ok.”
Please join us in expressing our gratitude by taking your monitor in two hands and yell: THANK YOU, SUPERBEAVER!
April 6th, 2002 at 1:07 am
Who’s the first nigga to outrun a choppa?
April 8th, 2002 at 8:56 am
Help! Help!
Don’t worry, Supsershemale is here
Oh no … HEEEEEELP!
April 8th, 2002 at 1:51 pm
1st place goes to Harry for the gayest costum of the year.
April 8th, 2002 at 9:08 pm
Best known for his smash hit “We don’t have to take our clothes off”, Jermaine Stewert attempts to rekindle his career as a halloween costume model.
April 9th, 2002 at 6:10 am
I cut of a part of my moustache and taped it on my chest. Looks scary doesn’t it?
April 11th, 2002 at 1:31 pm
The results of too much alcohol at the Superman family reunion (…or when Cousins mate)
April 14th, 2002 at 12:12 pm
Look! Up in the air! Its a man! It’s a woman! It’s Super Tranny!
May 19th, 2002 at 1:33 am
It was this guy and that Steve Urkel, who single handedly ruined “The Million Man March”, simply by showing up. Farrakhan militantly disavows all knowledge of these events, however.
April 28th, 2002 at 7:53 pm
Africas Home Grown AIDS SuperHero.. Sent to Fight the Spread of AIDS in Africa.. Apparently he hasnt done a Good job.
April 29th, 2002 at 8:51 pm
“don’t worry buddy… they guys in the white coats are comin for ya soon… then you can get out of that silly costume and put on your nice warm white jacket…”
May 1st, 2002 at 2:27 pm
See, diversity rules win again
May 1st, 2002 at 2:31 pm
Damn Affirmative Action!!!!!!!
May 8th, 2002 at 6:07 pm
its a janitor… its a convict… no ITS SUPER SLAVE…
May 8th, 2002 at 8:41 am
Superfag
June 3rd, 2002 at 12:40 am
its crack man every one is doing it
June 4th, 2002 at 5:44 pm
Well, he’s still a better choice than Nicholas Cage.
June 5th, 2002 at 1:18 am
look out! undercover brother here comes super brother!
June 5th, 2002 at 11:47 am
With my smokin red threads and my cape of blues and rhyme,
I am so funnky it should be a crime.
March 25th, 2002 at 10:50 pm
Robbins?
March 25th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
Kryptonite? No… Dyno-mite!
March 26th, 2002 at 2:31 am
how funky is your chicken?
how loose is your goose?
March 26th, 2002 at 5:26 am
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, it’s Stuporman!
March 26th, 2002 at 10:57 am
male cheerleading: the sad trend that’s sweeping Mexico…
March 26th, 2002 at 11:11 am
Kiss me buck teeth, my tonsils itch…
March 26th, 2002 at 4:06 pm
Ray just learned how to say Saskatchewan without stuttering.
He would now like to be known as Super Skatch.
March 26th, 2002 at 4:14 pm
Kiss me.. kiss me like you’ve NEVER, kissed BEFORE.
March 26th, 2002 at 5:04 pm
Apparently he wore his jock strap on the wrong end.
March 26th, 2002 at 9:35 pm
wow
March 26th, 2002 at 9:43 pm
Tiger Woods seems to have gotten the lead part in the new Superman movie.
March 26th, 2002 at 10:30 pm
What happened when the NAACP got hold of DC comics.
March 27th, 2002 at 12:57 am
After Universal Studios was sued for $18 million for not including one black man in any of the original “SUPERMAN” moves who did not die in some freak disaster, they decided to create a new trilogy; “EBONY-MAN” At the Universal Studios Convention, a hopefull Dick Cheney is posing, painted black, and is running against Michael Jackson for the lead role.
March 27th, 2002 at 2:28 am
Super CHAZZ!!
March 27th, 2002 at 5:04 am
The new and improved Superman -
No matter how hard you try to resist, he always makes you turn away in disgust.
March 27th, 2002 at 9:23 am
i burned off my chest hair with heat vision, but then it grew back…..kinda
March 27th, 2002 at 9:49 am
Hn hn hn I am going to take over the world! Ayeyayaaaaaa!
March 27th, 2002 at 4:46 pm
While auditioning for a new Superman, DC Comics didn’t want to descriminate about gender or race, this is what they came up with.
March 27th, 2002 at 5:26 pm
Eddie from the Munsters plays Superman. Really. They painted his face in the Munsters so you couldn’t tell he was black. It was taboo then.
March 27th, 2002 at 10:36 pm
This is what happens to Superman when he is exposed to dyno-kryptonite!
March 28th, 2002 at 1:48 pm
before he saw the camera: jeez, hun, why didn’t you tell me you were into comic book heros before? We could’ve been making love like-
after he saw the camera: HOLY ****! You said tomorrow was sewing circle night!
March 28th, 2002 at 10:33 pm
La Femme LaQuita meets Clark Kent
March 28th, 2002 at 11:52 pm
super pimp!!
March 29th, 2002 at 1:50 pm
Supercamp!
March 29th, 2002 at 9:04 pm
Che brutto che ti xe !!!
March 29th, 2002 at 11:58 pm
What’s that? You say that Superman was white? Nah dogg, that ain’t right!
March 30th, 2002 at 1:04 am
SuperHe/She to the rescue!!!
March 30th, 2002 at 4:26 am
uma heeya
to git them gahbage cans!!
end dats legit! pwit!
March 30th, 2002 at 1:36 pm
What do u mean spending my childhood living under high tension lines could have been a bad idea?
March 31st, 2002 at 1:46 am
Superugly. Fighting for truth, justice, and a really good plastic surgeon.
March 31st, 2002 at 7:35 pm
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s superman.. I mean superwoman, I mean… what the hell IS that thing???”
March 31st, 2002 at 10:30 pm
Scences from the unreleased Short Circuit 3
April 1st, 2002 at 5:38 am
Man, that guy could stop a train with his teeth!
April 1st, 2002 at 3:25 pm
Who knew that the offspring of Mary Lou Retton and Richard Pryor would have superhuman powers?
April 1st, 2002 at 7:48 pm
Superman? Superwoman? NO! Its the hero who teaches children to be un-sexist!
SUPER-IT!!!!!
April 2nd, 2002 at 1:01 pm
after christopher reeves accident best friend little richard steps up to the plate for superman 4
April 2nd, 2002 at 4:00 pm
Faster than a speeding El Camino, Greasier than a box o’ fries, able to leap tall afros in a single bound, it’s SUPAA MAYN!
April 2nd, 2002 at 6:41 pm
Hey look it’s Superman’s black cousin!
April 2nd, 2002 at 7:51 pm
In Lex Luthor’s most dastardly plot yet, Superman is transformed into a Black man with Halitosis.
April 2nd, 2002 at 8:27 pm
Think I can get a regular spot on Howard Stern?
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:34 pm
Ain’t halloween, Mr. Superman WANNABE!
April 3rd, 2002 at 9:00 pm
please.. kill me now
April 3rd, 2002 at 10:09 pm
Poor guy…
April 4th, 2002 at 2:51 am
i’m sorry but he had the wrong suit.. Where’s THE MASK?
April 3rd, 2002 at 11:50 pm
Ohhh i’m sorry were my teeth bothering you?
April 4th, 2002 at 10:52 am
Yes, my pubes go up that far.
April 4th, 2002 at 6:46 pm
Al Sharpton looses 200 pounds and his mind too.
April 5th, 2002 at 12:09 am
ugly black man.
April 5th, 2002 at 6:34 am
I’m too sexy for my…um…damn, I’m ugly
April 5th, 2002 at 9:55 pm
I’m suuuuper, thanks for asking!
April 6th, 2002 at 2:00 am
Daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
April 7th, 2002 at 3:36 am
It aint my fault, did i do tha….wait it is.
April 7th, 2002 at 2:50 pm
Have no fear SuperNigga is here!
April 7th, 2002 at 5:55 pm
hay man, give your props to Richard Pryor. I knew that mo fo would make a comeback… but damn he got uglier since he made his album SuperNigger!
April 8th, 2002 at 1:11 am
John Pook, Winner of the Maryland state Superintendants pageant.
April 8th, 2002 at 4:22 pm
I told my mama this was the damn Supergirl costume. Shhhiiiiznit…
April 8th, 2002 at 4:31 pm
EEEEEEOOOOOFFF…DDDAMN…”Who let the dog’s out” Woof..woof..woof!
April 8th, 2002 at 6:04 pm
I was gonna save da world, but den I found crack.
April 8th, 2002 at 7:16 pm
he looks like Hecata’s mother…ewwwwww
April 8th, 2002 at 8:02 pm
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
April 8th, 2002 at 8:08 pm
This is a picture of Mavis before we waxed her upper lip. Let’s get started Mavis. HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!
April 9th, 2002 at 6:09 am
Toghether with his sexy smile he will put a stop to racism.
April 9th, 2002 at 6:11 am
Super-hairyman: Looks like you need some lovin’ bitch
April 9th, 2002 at 7:24 am
Good lord why have you forsaken me, please save me from SUPERUGLY
April 9th, 2002 at 9:12 am
Procreation forbidden!
April 9th, 2002 at 3:15 pm
So this doctor from Italy DID indeed clone the first human!
April 9th, 2002 at 5:26 pm
heeey baby…you like dance with Jesuuus
I’m reelly good you knoow
April 10th, 2002 at 7:03 am
“He’s a supah-FREAK! supah FREAK! He’s supah-FREAkay..”
April 10th, 2002 at 10:24 am
I make this look good !
April 10th, 2002 at 12:08 pm
After The Little Rascals, Buckwheat looks for a new career.
April 11th, 2002 at 3:55 pm
i guess the glasses disguise just didn’t cut it anymore
April 11th, 2002 at 3:56 pm
i guess the glasses disguise just didn’t cut it anymore
April 11th, 2002 at 9:57 pm
“It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s……it’s……., REALY SCARRY! Man, instead of charming birds out of trees, this dudes probably never seen a bird in his/her ( who knows ) life! I mean, like , can you please wear a mask !”
April 13th, 2002 at 9:19 am
Am I hot or not?
April 13th, 2002 at 9:56 am
The world was surprised to discover
……superman/clark kent had yet
secret Identity
April 15th, 2002 at 4:42 am
Supa Funkay!
April 15th, 2002 at 11:20 am
RESPECT !
April 16th, 2002 at 12:35 am
now THAT’s a role model.
April 18th, 2002 at 5:51 pm
… and ahh made de toupee all by mahself wiff some steel wool…
April 19th, 2002 at 3:13 am
the day superman went on sick leave
April 19th, 2002 at 8:46 pm
My mom thinks I’m cool…
April 23rd, 2002 at 10:37 am
NOW you know why Superman always tries to avoid Kryptonite…
April 23rd, 2002 at 10:43 am
Mahatma Ghandi’s last resort…
April 26th, 2002 at 1:32 pm
this guy is a faggot that likes men and when i see i’m i think of phillip w.
April 26th, 2002 at 1:34 pm
super queero to the rescue that face says let me suck your chod
April 29th, 2002 at 8:50 pm
WTF?!?!!?!?!?!!?!
May 2nd, 2002 at 7:53 am
“If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman…”
May 2nd, 2002 at 11:59 pm
I think he shouldn’t quit his day job shoveling pig shit.
May 10th, 2002 at 12:28 am
OJ’s love child with mister ed
May 10th, 2002 at 12:31 am
As with most black spin-offs of a popular television series, “Super-Spook” failed to find an audience.
May 17th, 2002 at 10:50 pm
Not another superman blaxploitation movie
May 27th, 2002 at 3:02 am
Tim Meadows had to start somewhere!
May 29th, 2002 at 10:24 pm
Am I cool or what?
May 29th, 2002 at 10:24 pm
I was voted cutest boy in my neighborhood!!
June 2nd, 2002 at 10:57 am
Kryp-TO-NIIIITE….
June 4th, 2002 at 4:37 pm
mama bought me some jammies!
June 4th, 2002 at 5:59 pm
The only job James Brown could find after getting out of Jail was Kids Birthday parties
June 4th, 2002 at 6:34 pm
The photo not to use in your on-line personals ad.
June 16th, 2002 at 2:02 pm
“IF THE MILK TURNS OUT TO BE SOUR, I AINT THE KINDA PUSSY TO DRINK IT!”
June 24th, 2002 at 10:25 pm
Okay that was great, but just a little more emotion this time. Alright, Politically Correct Superman XXVII take seven…and, action!
June 29th, 2002 at 1:15 am
the black negro college fund 2002
June 30th, 2002 at 6:15 am
Up – up and OTAY!
July 2nd, 2002 at 1:02 pm
Mother………….i have a dark secret.
July 10th, 2002 at 7:42 pm
UP..UP…AND OTAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
July 26th, 2002 at 4:02 pm
What color Kryptonite did this?
July 26th, 2002 at 11:26 pm
Yo, Tina, you wanna role play…
August 1st, 2002 at 2:25 pm
Although she could never prove it, Lara began to suspect that Jor-El had a little jungle fever when he introduced their son Kal-El to his “cousin” Kal-Le-Roy.
September 14th, 2002 at 7:57 pm
Why did Kryton blow up?, Well, it was nothing compared to Jor-el’s tantrum after his wife had given birth to Leroy-el, let’s just say it wasnt pretty.
September 14th, 2002 at 7:58 pm
Lex Luthor had finally completed his devolvo ray gun and even he was unsettled when Superman became Super-neanderthal-man. The Justice League isnt happy either.
November 14th, 2002 at 10:11 am
Oh, Richard Paton, why wont you impregnate me you sexy Puerto Rican?
January 8th, 2003 at 11:50 pm
Buy the new comics of super-man for 10 cent
March 18th, 2003 at 8:05 pm
PLease tell me, man or woman
June 8th, 2003 at 3:38 pm
The S stands for sucker!
August 7th, 2003 at 3:36 pm
SUPA FLY
(relaxed w/no curl activator)
October 30th, 2004 at 9:00 am
supa freak a supa freak hes supa freaky yow!
October 29th, 2004 at 8:34 pm
Nigga please…
March 17th, 2004 at 10:16 pm
50 cents twin AFTER 50 cent was killed in a terrible fire.
April 2nd, 2004 at 2:57 pm
Ok kids hurry up and get in the car
June 3rd, 2004 at 5:53 pm
superniger
February 3rd, 2005 at 10:54 pm
Jimmy JJ Walker and Clark Kent got really drunk one night and……
August 26th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
bikinis models…
Idinax33000i…
August 27th, 2006 at 1:56 am
hidden camera masturbation…
cr00topcheg…
March 25th, 2002 at 10:53 pm
Now that blacks can get Oscars, Jimmy thought he would be next in line after Denzel Washington.
March 26th, 2002 at 2:38 pm
Supah-frak, supah freak, she’s supah -freaky, ow. Rick James IS making a comeback.
April 9th, 2002 at 1:18 am
Bhangra Man original Indian SuperHero, realises that maybe that extra strong chicken vindaloo isnt what impressess girls.
April 8th, 2002 at 7:15 pm
this man looks like a woman..