Bling bling
When you’ve got more bling than you know what to do with. Dress up hip-hop and use PhotoShop to add more bling. Flare effects kick ass.
When you’ve got more bling than you know what to do with. Dress up hip-hop and use PhotoShop to add more bling. Flare effects kick ass.
March 29th, 2002 at 9:08 am
Junk import car: $15,000
American Racing wheels: $600.00
10 lbs of jewelery: $200.00
Looking at this picture after you turn 18 & realizing you lokked like a TOTAL DICK: PRICELESS
March 27th, 2002 at 10:41 am
MIDWESSSIDE
March 27th, 2002 at 11:36 pm
trust me guys..this will definately get us laid!
March 27th, 2002 at 12:17 pm
The Fellowship of the BLING.
April 7th, 2002 at 6:32 pm
H to the OMO
G to the IZZAY!
Holy shit! You couldn’t get more fag in a tabacco plantation…!
March 27th, 2002 at 4:15 pm
come on man hurry up and snap the picture so we can put moms jewelry back in her room before she gets home!
April 3rd, 2002 at 12:23 pm
I pity da foo who uses Photoshop to add more sparkle.
March 30th, 2002 at 1:35 pm
Maybe if we act tough the laughing will stop.
March 28th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
another reason why black folks are afraid of Idaho…
March 28th, 2002 at 4:27 pm
Trojan’s newest ad….”Don’t let accidents like this happen to you”
March 27th, 2002 at 12:03 pm
After putting together these life-size model cars, Tim, Robby and Stan were mortified to realize they hadn’t washed their hands of glue before posing for this picture.
March 27th, 2002 at 6:28 pm
Right before their audition for The Fast and The Curious (XXX).
April 18th, 2002 at 3:21 pm
Born in an era when their own culture had been devalued and homogenized, a lack of family and community left them to figure out the world and their place in it completely on their own, and everything they saw, heard or read demanded they worship the twin evils of money and violence–these 3 boys are doomed. Wait, that’s not funny…
April 11th, 2002 at 10:34 am
dudes….you’re white!
March 27th, 2002 at 2:00 am
Bright New Things: Here are the winners of ‘Young Crack Dealers of the Year 2001′
May 1st, 2003 at 7:33 pm
It’ the “Toss Salad Gang”!
They practice on each other.
March 27th, 2002 at 11:41 pm
See dis brown mole on my arm…. dats da real color of my skin… da rest is just a birf mark
March 28th, 2002 at 12:04 pm
Later lets all ride each other like ponies. . .
April 9th, 2002 at 9:20 am
the gene pool needs purging
May 8th, 2002 at 6:37 pm
5 minutes later a real gang rolled by shot all three of the wigers and stole everything.
April 13th, 2002 at 1:36 pm
The Future Bitches of Cell Block D.
March 28th, 2002 at 11:37 am
Hurry and take the picture before mom realizes her jewlry is missing…
April 11th, 2002 at 1:00 pm
Bitch betteh have mah money……………………………………. mom can i have my allowance?
May 3rd, 2002 at 12:01 am
Fag, Fag, and Fag.
May 6th, 2002 at 6:37 pm
Some say its cruel to take pictures right before you beat the crap out of some people, but this was a kodak moment if I ever saw one.
May 13th, 2003 at 1:47 am
This Is why women should swallow more often
August 10th, 2002 at 2:38 pm
So white it hurts.
March 27th, 2002 at 2:42 am
Left my wiggaz house paid . . . Got off my braces that I had since the 8th grade . . .Today I didn’t even have to use my prozac . . . I got to say the day was wack.
March 27th, 2002 at 10:23 am
kids… this is what happens when you eat too many paint chips and drink gasoline…
March 29th, 2002 at 9:08 am
Junk import car: $15,000
American Racing wheels: $600.00
10 lbs of jewelery: $200.00
Looking at this picture after you turn 18 & realizing you looked like a TOTAL DICK: PRICELESS
May 3rd, 2002 at 4:53 pm
Top ten things not to do with your life:
10)Buy spray paint to make fake chrome jewelry
9) Pay your neighbor to take photos by his cars
8)Buy clothing that still won’t fit you even if you weighed 500 pounds
7)Try to look like a hardass even though you just got done watching the PowderPuff girls
6)Regulate your neighborhood like your in a gang
5)Try to get on the cover of XXL by taking gay pic’s like this and sending them to the magazine editor
4)Buy fake tattoos and try to pass them off like the real deal
3)Look Gay
2)Act Gay
1)Be Gay
May 8th, 2002 at 6:37 pm
Their speed in bed is comparable to each ones car on the road, respectively.
June 4th, 2002 at 1:03 pm
Rico………….
Suave…………
May 31st, 2003 at 8:23 pm
Shit! I should have putted on my shirt… My tits are standing up!
October 5th, 2002 at 5:31 pm
GOT HOMO??
March 27th, 2002 at 1:27 am
I think they’re making up BIG in the bling department when they’re a tad lacking elsewhere…
March 27th, 2002 at 2:27 am
Bling, Bling!!
Icey Hot Stuntaz make me moist…
March 28th, 2002 at 6:37 pm
these poor,poor boys…are they retarded or something?
March 28th, 2002 at 11:01 pm
hurry! the guy who owns these cars is coming! oh crap, its his jewelry too… come on guys hurry!
March 29th, 2002 at 9:54 am
And this one time at band camp…
March 29th, 2002 at 10:54 pm
proof that you can tell who will remain a virgin for the rest of their natural life.
March 30th, 2002 at 1:02 am
“I wanna be a black man yo!”
April 1st, 2002 at 11:38 am
The boyz from the wrong side of seaseme street.
April 2nd, 2002 at 5:38 pm
The “bad boy” from Nsync, the “bad boy” from Backstreet boys, and the “bad boy” from 98 degrees join together. Their record will be on shelves on thursday……and that’s where it’ll stay.
April 4th, 2002 at 6:13 pm
this is what happens when Boy Meets World comes agains the Eminem era.
April 11th, 2002 at 8:18 pm
With little personality or style, the guys tried to attract women with old fashioned way… with shiny things.
May 1st, 2002 at 8:54 pm
kiddin?
May 8th, 2002 at 9:05 pm
Auditions for the porno spoof, “Came in 60 seconds” only found three boys willing to apply.
May 9th, 2002 at 9:55 pm
“Were the White Boyz, We take no crap, We just deliver - The White rap”
“We like your shirt, We like your tie, We even like your wife - Just kiddin’ guy”
May 23rd, 2002 at 8:30 pm
Which ones abercrombie and which ones fitch. I recognize - boyeez
June 30th, 2002 at 6:06 am
And to think, our future is in their hands - God help us all!
March 27th, 2002 at 8:04 am
Please don’t hate us because we are beautiful.
March 27th, 2002 at 10:50 am
What’s nice is the pickup truck in the background. Maybe they can tow their confused ethnic identities in it?
March 27th, 2002 at 1:43 pm
You better recognize B.H. Beverly Hills.
March 27th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
This week’s feature matinee, “Spawn of the Pep Boys”!
March 27th, 2002 at 2:29 pm
Now where did I put my sunglasses…
March 27th, 2002 at 6:18 pm
Write them a record n call them boyzone!
March 28th, 2002 at 1:35 am
Wassup! We hardcore muthas! Nevermind that we live in the backwoods of Georgia, and I’m dating my cousin.
March 28th, 2002 at 8:59 am
Fathers!!!!!!!!!!! Do not let your daughters date these bad-asses!!!!!!!
March 28th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
Beverly Hills Bloods
March 30th, 2002 at 6:17 pm
Albert Ice Stein - Invents Bling in 1998.
Boughetto.
April 4th, 2002 at 1:59 pm
Jimmy felt weird when the photographer asked him to take off his shirt, but his friends said that it pays good money they get candy too.
April 4th, 2002 at 9:36 pm
Hang these three from the ceiling and shine a light on them and we’ve got a roller-rink disco ball.
April 8th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
These 3 boys we’re last scene entering the area known as “Compton’s” and have not been seen for the past 3 months.
April 9th, 2002 at 6:06 am
I’d kick their asses but I’m afraid they’d like it.
April 10th, 2002 at 2:04 pm
Which one is Baby Spice?
April 11th, 2002 at 2:13 am
the “dark and scary and really ghetto alley behind the backstreet” boys
April 13th, 2002 at 9:28 am
Equality gone horribly wrong!
April 16th, 2002 at 3:32 pm
In the ancient culture of the 21st century, large flashy jewelry and words like “bling bling biatch” were used as mating calls for adolescent boys.
April 26th, 2002 at 1:44 pm
you know you are a fag when you have fake jewlery like them and standing by neighbors car
May 3rd, 2002 at 4:36 pm
Yes, they really do spend their whole day regulating their neighborhood while looking like ramrodded fudgepacks.
May 10th, 2002 at 2:13 am
New Kids On The Bliz-ock
May 23rd, 2002 at 3:05 pm
man, for an antidote to this wackness, come check the update for cosmiclocksmith.com
see you in hell
May 23rd, 2002 at 2:09 pm
really officer we were not having gay sex out here in the woods….i lost my gold tooth under the front seat and we all got in the back seat to find it…and and all of our pants down around our ankles????well it got real hot, ya know with the phat leather seats in my ride and all….
May 23rd, 2002 at 4:34 pm
All this cash, cars and jewels, and we still can’t hook any ass.
June 2nd, 2002 at 11:26 pm
LIL DICKS ‘R US
June 4th, 2002 at 1:07 pm
Huh, huh……Hey, Beavis….think we’re gonna score?
June 4th, 2002 at 3:19 pm
Eddie Murphy: You know honey, our son’s sure are pretty when they put on there chains and bracelets. Do you think we should tell them they are adopted now?
June 24th, 2002 at 1:54 pm
This picture is from a website. These guys put the site together to make fun of people who are actually like this. I have lost the address or I’d post it. It’s a halarious site. If anyone else knows the addy post it please.
July 17th, 2002 at 10:49 pm
Grandma to grandkids: “The fast car and the partially exposed underwear caught my eye, but it was the fake sparkles on his gaudy jewelry that made me fall for your grandpa.”
November 25th, 2002 at 9:39 am
hey guyz ur lookin pretty sexy…..
January 24th, 2003 at 2:13 am
Neon Green Pants- 15$
Cheap 80’s costume jewelry- 29$
Bandana- 2$
Stupidity- Priceless
There are some things money can’t by for everything else there’s jobs at Burger King.
February 25th, 2003 at 11:20 pm
Geez, where can I start, how about the nice zits on the left,and the sweet yellow wind pants on the 80’s man in the middle (is that a fanny pack in the back you are hiding), and without the kid thats built like his anorexic sister on the right we wouldnt have big brother and friends cars. Thats a total of 200 pounds of pure muscle between all of them, So lookout ladies they might stare at you, but as soon as their mom turns and looks in the back seat of her 88 aerostar shes gonna slap ‘em.
May 16th, 2003 at 1:33 pm
Good god, Vanilla Ice has children!?
May 31st, 2003 at 8:24 pm
Oh man! I should have putted on my shirt. My nipples are standing up!
October 7th, 2004 at 1:51 pm
New Kids On The Block 2004. Tha Hardcore Tour. Coming to a city near you.
March 27th, 2002 at 1:22 am
Outrageously overboard is an understatement.
March 27th, 2002 at 4:40 am
How NOT to be cool
March 27th, 2002 at 9:22 am
This goes out to all ma nizzles in sherbrooke.
March 27th, 2002 at 9:24 am
We know drugs are bad, but look at all the sparkly jewelry we bought with our sales of weed. And you wouldn’t believe how much crack we had to sell to get them cars…
March 27th, 2002 at 9:32 am
BuFu Sport.
March 27th, 2002 at 12:16 pm
is it christmas already?
March 27th, 2002 at 2:33 pm
One of these things just doesn’t belong…(poc-a-dot-door song)…One isn’t wearing a while t-shit and bandana…what happened to the mob mentality! I’m confused!
March 27th, 2002 at 3:19 pm
The reason #1 for not robbing amy jewelry stores located near any nuclear plants.
March 27th, 2002 at 5:07 pm
Bling Lesson #1:
Look constipated at all times.
March 27th, 2002 at 5:10 pm
We just wish we were dumb, phat, and ugly. Oh right… we are! That’s why we drove our hoopties out to the middle of nowhere and took a picture.
March 27th, 2002 at 5:55 pm
it’s all about the florsecent yellow shorts. oh baby. oh baby.
March 27th, 2002 at 5:57 pm
Why the Stooges and the Fast and the Furious don’t mix.
March 27th, 2002 at 5:57 pm
G to the I to the M to the P..
Beeeatch!
March 27th, 2002 at 10:10 pm
They stand unaware that the miliions of dollars they also stole is blowing awy in the wind…
March 27th, 2002 at 11:45 pm
I cant see what so funny about 3 homosexual guys…
March 28th, 2002 at 12:12 am
the mayberry possee
March 28th, 2002 at 12:40 am
Masterbation…It is a terrible thing to waste…
March 28th, 2002 at 1:50 am
you best recanize fo you git yo wig split and i bust a supersoaker up in this piece.
March 28th, 2002 at 2:01 am
My main man da Flame, I caint believe you lef yo T-shirt and bandanna in yo phat razor skoota basket. Damn, man, we was sposed to be matchin for this piture!!
March 28th, 2002 at 9:54 am
Clearasil’s new poster boys
March 28th, 2002 at 10:03 am
you know you’re a homo when you catch your self “iced-out” with fake jewelery standing next to someone else’s car
March 28th, 2002 at 12:06 pm
It’s funny cuz she’s my mom and aunt, and she’s your sister and mom, and she’s somehow your grandma, my sister, your mom, and your aunt.
March 28th, 2002 at 12:34 pm
Model 1: Dude, have you seen where my bandana went?
Model 2: Dude, you have a tattoo
Model 3: Sweet, what does it say?
Model 2: Dude
Model 1: Has anybody seen my bandana?!
March 28th, 2002 at 1:02 pm
Yo dog, yo getting a Dell
March 28th, 2002 at 1:32 pm
Dude, take the picture already. We gotta get back to the Dairy Queen before we lose our jobs.
March 28th, 2002 at 1:56 pm
Guy 1: Carol, just pick one already ok?
Guy 2: Dude. I did NOT drive all the way to the mall to try on jewelry for your girlfriend.
Guy 1: Carol, the guys and I wanna go, come on, pick one already so we can leave!
Guy 3: Heyyyyy…this ain’t half bad. I like the way this sparkles.
March 28th, 2002 at 2:32 pm
P-Diddy Party
March 28th, 2002 at 2:37 pm
Costume Party
March 28th, 2002 at 2:45 pm
We’re really too young to drive but look at our pre-pubescent bods and our jewelry please.
March 28th, 2002 at 10:32 pm
“So, uh, are we supposed to look like we don’t sleep with each other when we pose for this pic?”
March 28th, 2002 at 11:00 pm
OOOH! i want MY s**t pushed in too!
March 28th, 2002 at 11:02 pm
“can you tell that im horny?”
March 28th, 2002 at 11:05 pm
trade the jewellery in for some 17 inch rims.
March 28th, 2002 at 11:19 pm
Girls everywhere want to know where these guys get their lipstick
March 28th, 2002 at 11:57 pm
thug life in the forest preserves of compton.
March 29th, 2002 at 1:16 am
straight outta utah came a brotha named steven from the group honky’s with steven.
::: look at that one dude’s expression. He looks like he has downs
March 29th, 2002 at 9:08 am
Junk import car: $15,000
American Racing wheels: $600.00
10 lbs of jewelery: $200.00
Looking at this picture after you turn 18 & realizing you looked like a TOTAL DICK: PRICELESS
March 29th, 2002 at 11:36 am
Drugs are bad, especially when you mix them.
March 29th, 2002 at 12:04 pm
Chains so icy, I got chill bumps on my neck.
March 29th, 2002 at 6:15 pm
Future Homosexuals of America, Unite!
March 29th, 2002 at 7:47 pm
Hey, guess what…YOU’RE WHITE
March 29th, 2002 at 7:47 pm
The only three guys in the USA who saw The Fast and the Furious
March 29th, 2002 at 11:23 pm
“Let me cover up my nipples, i’m a bit cold from all this ice i’m wearin’. haha, we should post that on our website!”
March 29th, 2002 at 11:54 pm
When crack-babies grow up…..
March 29th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
The Midwestern Virgin Home-doggie in their natural habitat.
March 30th, 2002 at 1:03 am
White Diamond
March 30th, 2002 at 4:30 am
HEY KARNAL!!
wanna eat mah taco?
(and still in time to finish math homework
and attend accordion lessons)
hey ma!!! i dont have any clean underwears in my drawr!! Is oprah on??
March 30th, 2002 at 4:36 am
sburban boys these days…shameless
March 30th, 2002 at 4:38 am
the guy with the yellow pants has a HARD ON!!!
where??
apparently, its not that obvious!!
March 30th, 2002 at 4:39 am
the guy with the yellow pants has a HARD ON!!!
where??
apparently, its not that obvious!!
March 30th, 2002 at 6:51 am
Now, which one of you is shaving already?
March 30th, 2002 at 10:50 am
“my grandpa works at a pawn shop.”
March 30th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
….why?….
March 30th, 2002 at 7:12 pm
wonder how much their copy of photoshop cost
March 30th, 2002 at 9:16 pm
“Yo, i wish i didn’t live in the suburbs.”
March 31st, 2002 at 12:29 pm
Maybe if we act tough the voices will stop.
March 31st, 2002 at 7:42 pm
“Come on guys, we better get the cars back to my dad’s garage and put the jewelry back in my mom’s room before I get my allowance taken away!”
March 31st, 2002 at 7:56 pm
“Kriss Kross Will Make You Jump, Jump!”
March 31st, 2002 at 8:11 pm
Hey, hurry up and take the picture before the owners get back.
April 1st, 2002 at 7:10 am
Yo…its that hottest thing hittin the streets straight out of north side Chicago boyeee, the White Boy Playaz feturing Lite Bread, Caucasian Rob, and Fresh Bobby Vanilla
April 1st, 2002 at 12:13 pm
The rap trio pose for thier new album about life in the hood, “Please get your foot off my head i’m late for chess practice” goes right up to #1
April 2nd, 2002 at 9:50 am
The Bloods farm team at training camp.
April 2nd, 2002 at 10:13 am
look at those stupid wiggers
April 2nd, 2002 at 11:37 am
We be sraight from the West Side ghetto of Dexter Iowa foo
April 2nd, 2002 at 1:26 pm
vanilla Ice, snow,and eminen start the new rap group (cwa) crackers with attitudes
April 3rd, 2002 at 2:32 pm
Couldn’t get any more white if you made a sandwich with em.
April 3rd, 2002 at 3:37 pm
Reason #1 for parents not to let their 15 year olds out of the house and into the public.
April 3rd, 2002 at 4:06 pm
We reckoned wearing headscarves and healing crystals would get rid of the lice but now they’re on the rampage
April 3rd, 2002 at 4:10 pm
Hey! Photographer! You promised to tell us what a ‘girl’ is…
April 3rd, 2002 at 6:32 pm
Hello, police? You see, I live right across from the asylum… Yes, that asylum. Well, as I was fetching the paper this morning, the oddest thing happened…
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:11 pm
..Puh. Nuts.
April 3rd, 2002 at 8:43 pm
Fo Shizzle My Nizzle… SHiet….
April 3rd, 2002 at 8:58 pm
the cover on the box of this gay porn was “Wow, look at us. We are friggin gay. What what.”
April 4th, 2002 at 2:49 am
boys, juz wash the cars and shoo~!
April 4th, 2002 at 12:01 am
Yo bruh, yo yellow sweat pants be killin da mood yo . . .word.
April 4th, 2002 at 3:17 am
“What do you mean we actually have to pay the credit card bill? I thought you said it was your dad’s card!”