Bling bling
When you’ve got more bling than you know what to do with. Dress up hip-hop and use PhotoShop to add more bling. Flare effects kick ass.
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March 29th, 2002 at 9:08 am
Junk import car: $15,000
American Racing wheels: $600.00
10 lbs of jewelery: $200.00
Looking at this picture after you turn 18 & realizing you lokked like a TOTAL DICK: PRICELESS
March 27th, 2002 at 10:41 am
MIDWESSSIDE
March 27th, 2002 at 11:36 pm
trust me guys..this will definately get us laid!
March 27th, 2002 at 12:17 pm
The Fellowship of the BLING.
April 7th, 2002 at 6:32 pm
H to the OMO
G to the IZZAY!
Holy shit! You couldn’t get more fag in a tabacco plantation…!
March 27th, 2002 at 4:15 pm
come on man hurry up and snap the picture so we can put moms jewelry back in her room before she gets home!
April 3rd, 2002 at 12:23 pm
I pity da foo who uses Photoshop to add more sparkle.
March 30th, 2002 at 1:35 pm
Maybe if we act tough the laughing will stop.
March 28th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
another reason why black folks are afraid of Idaho…
March 28th, 2002 at 4:27 pm
Trojan’s newest ad….”Don’t let accidents like this happen to you”
March 27th, 2002 at 12:03 pm
After putting together these life-size model cars, Tim, Robby and Stan were mortified to realize they hadn’t washed their hands of glue before posing for this picture.
March 27th, 2002 at 6:28 pm
Right before their audition for The Fast and The Curious (XXX).
April 18th, 2002 at 3:21 pm
Born in an era when their own culture had been devalued and homogenized, a lack of family and community left them to figure out the world and their place in it completely on their own, and everything they saw, heard or read demanded they worship the twin evils of money and violence–these 3 boys are doomed. Wait, that’s not funny…
April 11th, 2002 at 10:34 am
dudes….you’re white!
March 27th, 2002 at 2:00 am
Bright New Things: Here are the winners of ‘Young Crack Dealers of the Year 2001′
May 1st, 2003 at 7:33 pm
It’ the “Toss Salad Gang”!
They practice on each other.
March 27th, 2002 at 11:41 pm
See dis brown mole on my arm…. dats da real color of my skin… da rest is just a birf mark
March 28th, 2002 at 12:04 pm
Later lets all ride each other like ponies. . .
April 9th, 2002 at 9:20 am
the gene pool needs purging
May 8th, 2002 at 6:37 pm
5 minutes later a real gang rolled by shot all three of the wigers and stole everything.
April 13th, 2002 at 1:36 pm
The Future Bitches of Cell Block D.
March 28th, 2002 at 11:37 am
Hurry and take the picture before mom realizes her jewlry is missing…
April 11th, 2002 at 1:00 pm
Bitch betteh have mah money……………………………………. mom can i have my allowance?
May 3rd, 2002 at 12:01 am
Fag, Fag, and Fag.
May 6th, 2002 at 6:37 pm
Some say its cruel to take pictures right before you beat the crap out of some people, but this was a kodak moment if I ever saw one.
May 13th, 2003 at 1:47 am
This Is why women should swallow more often
August 10th, 2002 at 2:38 pm
So white it hurts.
March 27th, 2002 at 2:42 am
Left my wiggaz house paid . . . Got off my braces that I had since the 8th grade . . .Today I didn’t even have to use my prozac . . . I got to say the day was wack.
March 27th, 2002 at 10:23 am
kids… this is what happens when you eat too many paint chips and drink gasoline…
March 29th, 2002 at 9:08 am
Junk import car: $15,000
American Racing wheels: $600.00
10 lbs of jewelery: $200.00
Looking at this picture after you turn 18 & realizing you looked like a TOTAL DICK: PRICELESS
May 3rd, 2002 at 4:53 pm
Top ten things not to do with your life:
10)Buy spray paint to make fake chrome jewelry
9) Pay your neighbor to take photos by his cars
8)Buy clothing that still won’t fit you even if you weighed 500 pounds
7)Try to look like a hardass even though you just got done watching the PowderPuff girls
6)Regulate your neighborhood like your in a gang
5)Try to get on the cover of XXL by taking gay pic’s like this and sending them to the magazine editor
4)Buy fake tattoos and try to pass them off like the real deal
3)Look Gay
2)Act Gay
1)Be Gay
May 8th, 2002 at 6:37 pm
Their speed in bed is comparable to each ones car on the road, respectively.
June 4th, 2002 at 1:03 pm
Rico………….
Suave…………
May 31st, 2003 at 8:23 pm
Shit! I should have putted on my shirt… My tits are standing up!
October 5th, 2002 at 5:31 pm
GOT HOMO??
March 27th, 2002 at 1:27 am
I think they’re making up BIG in the bling department when they’re a tad lacking elsewhere…
March 27th, 2002 at 2:27 am
Bling, Bling!!
Icey Hot Stuntaz make me moist…
March 27th, 2002 at 10:50 am
What’s nice is the pickup truck in the background. Maybe they can tow their confused ethnic identities in it?
March 28th, 2002 at 6:37 pm
these poor,poor boys…are they retarded or something?
March 28th, 2002 at 11:01 pm
hurry! the guy who owns these cars is coming! oh crap, its his jewelry too… come on guys hurry!
March 29th, 2002 at 9:54 am
And this one time at band camp…
March 29th, 2002 at 10:54 pm
proof that you can tell who will remain a virgin for the rest of their natural life.
March 30th, 2002 at 1:02 am
“I wanna be a black man yo!”
April 1st, 2002 at 11:38 am
The boyz from the wrong side of seaseme street.
April 2nd, 2002 at 5:38 pm
The “bad boy” from Nsync, the “bad boy” from Backstreet boys, and the “bad boy” from 98 degrees join together. Their record will be on shelves on thursday……and that’s where it’ll stay.
April 4th, 2002 at 6:13 pm
this is what happens when Boy Meets World comes agains the Eminem era.
April 11th, 2002 at 8:18 pm
With little personality or style, the guys tried to attract women with old fashioned way… with shiny things.
May 1st, 2002 at 8:54 pm
kiddin?
May 8th, 2002 at 9:05 pm
Auditions for the porno spoof, “Came in 60 seconds” only found three boys willing to apply.
May 9th, 2002 at 9:55 pm
“Were the White Boyz, We take no crap, We just deliver – The White rap”
“We like your shirt, We like your tie, We even like your wife – Just kiddin’ guy”
May 23rd, 2002 at 8:30 pm
Which ones abercrombie and which ones fitch. I recognize – boyeez
June 30th, 2002 at 6:06 am
And to think, our future is in their hands – God help us all!
March 27th, 2002 at 8:04 am
Please don’t hate us because we are beautiful.
March 27th, 2002 at 1:43 pm
You better recognize B.H. Beverly Hills.
March 27th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
This week’s feature matinee, “Spawn of the Pep Boys”!
March 27th, 2002 at 2:29 pm
Now where did I put my sunglasses…
March 27th, 2002 at 6:18 pm
Write them a record n call them boyzone!
March 28th, 2002 at 1:35 am
Wassup! We hardcore muthas! Nevermind that we live in the backwoods of Georgia, and I’m dating my cousin.
March 28th, 2002 at 8:59 am
Fathers!!!!!!!!!!! Do not let your daughters date these bad-asses!!!!!!!
March 28th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
Beverly Hills Bloods
March 30th, 2002 at 6:17 pm
Albert Ice Stein – Invents Bling in 1998.
Boughetto.
April 4th, 2002 at 1:59 pm
Jimmy felt weird when the photographer asked him to take off his shirt, but his friends said that it pays good money they get candy too.
April 4th, 2002 at 9:36 pm
Hang these three from the ceiling and shine a light on them and we’ve got a roller-rink disco ball.
April 8th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
These 3 boys we’re last scene entering the area known as “Compton’s” and have not been seen for the past 3 months.
April 9th, 2002 at 6:06 am
I’d kick their asses but I’m afraid they’d like it.
April 10th, 2002 at 2:04 pm
Which one is Baby Spice?
April 11th, 2002 at 2:13 am
the “dark and scary and really ghetto alley behind the backstreet” boys
April 13th, 2002 at 9:28 am
Equality gone horribly wrong!
April 16th, 2002 at 3:32 pm
In the ancient culture of the 21st century, large flashy jewelry and words like “bling bling biatch” were used as mating calls for adolescent boys.
April 26th, 2002 at 1:44 pm
you know you are a fag when you have fake jewlery like them and standing by neighbors car
May 3rd, 2002 at 4:36 pm
Yes, they really do spend their whole day regulating their neighborhood while looking like ramrodded fudgepacks.
May 10th, 2002 at 2:13 am
New Kids On The Bliz-ock
May 23rd, 2002 at 3:05 pm
man, for an antidote to this wackness, come check the update for cosmiclocksmith.com
see you in hell
May 23rd, 2002 at 2:09 pm
really officer we were not having gay sex out here in the woods….i lost my gold tooth under the front seat and we all got in the back seat to find it…and and all of our pants down around our ankles????well it got real hot, ya know with the phat leather seats in my ride and all….
May 23rd, 2002 at 4:34 pm
All this cash, cars and jewels, and we still can’t hook any ass.
June 2nd, 2002 at 11:26 pm
LIL DICKS ‘R US
June 4th, 2002 at 1:07 pm
Huh, huh……Hey, Beavis….think we’re gonna score?
June 4th, 2002 at 3:19 pm
Eddie Murphy: You know honey, our son’s sure are pretty when they put on there chains and bracelets. Do you think we should tell them they are adopted now?
June 24th, 2002 at 1:54 pm
This picture is from a website. These guys put the site together to make fun of people who are actually like this. I have lost the address or I’d post it. It’s a halarious site. If anyone else knows the addy post it please.
July 17th, 2002 at 10:49 pm
Grandma to grandkids: “The fast car and the partially exposed underwear caught my eye, but it was the fake sparkles on his gaudy jewelry that made me fall for your grandpa.”
November 25th, 2002 at 9:39 am
hey guyz ur lookin pretty sexy…..
January 24th, 2003 at 2:13 am
Neon Green Pants- 15$
Cheap 80’s costume jewelry- 29$
Bandana- 2$
Stupidity- Priceless
There are some things money can’t by for everything else there’s jobs at Burger King.
February 25th, 2003 at 11:20 pm
Geez, where can I start, how about the nice zits on the left,and the sweet yellow wind pants on the 80’s man in the middle (is that a fanny pack in the back you are hiding), and without the kid thats built like his anorexic sister on the right we wouldnt have big brother and friends cars. Thats a total of 200 pounds of pure muscle between all of them, So lookout ladies they might stare at you, but as soon as their mom turns and looks in the back seat of her 88 aerostar shes gonna slap ‘em.
May 16th, 2003 at 1:33 pm
Good god, Vanilla Ice has children!?
May 31st, 2003 at 8:24 pm
Oh man! I should have putted on my shirt. My nipples are standing up!
October 7th, 2004 at 1:51 pm
New Kids On The Block 2004. Tha Hardcore Tour. Coming to a city near you.
March 27th, 2002 at 1:22 am
Outrageously overboard is an understatement.
March 27th, 2002 at 4:40 am
How NOT to be cool
March 27th, 2002 at 9:22 am
This goes out to all ma nizzles in sherbrooke.
March 27th, 2002 at 9:24 am
We know drugs are bad, but look at all the sparkly jewelry we bought with our sales of weed. And you wouldn’t believe how much crack we had to sell to get them cars…
March 27th, 2002 at 9:32 am
BuFu Sport.
March 27th, 2002 at 12:16 pm
is it christmas already?
March 27th, 2002 at 2:33 pm
One of these things just doesn’t belong…(poc-a-dot-door song)…One isn’t wearing a while t-shit and bandana…what happened to the mob mentality! I’m confused!
March 27th, 2002 at 3:19 pm
The reason #1 for not robbing amy jewelry stores located near any nuclear plants.
March 27th, 2002 at 5:07 pm
Bling Lesson #1:
Look constipated at all times.
March 27th, 2002 at 5:10 pm
We just wish we were dumb, phat, and ugly. Oh right… we are! That’s why we drove our hoopties out to the middle of nowhere and took a picture.
March 27th, 2002 at 5:55 pm
it’s all about the florsecent yellow shorts. oh baby. oh baby.
March 27th, 2002 at 5:57 pm
Why the Stooges and the Fast and the Furious don’t mix.
March 27th, 2002 at 5:57 pm
G to the I to the M to the P..
Beeeatch!
March 27th, 2002 at 10:10 pm
They stand unaware that the miliions of dollars they also stole is blowing awy in the wind…
March 27th, 2002 at 11:45 pm
I cant see what so funny about 3 homosexual guys…
March 28th, 2002 at 12:12 am
the mayberry possee
March 28th, 2002 at 12:40 am
Masterbation…It is a terrible thing to waste…
March 28th, 2002 at 1:50 am
you best recanize fo you git yo wig split and i bust a supersoaker up in this piece.
March 28th, 2002 at 2:01 am
My main man da Flame, I caint believe you lef yo T-shirt and bandanna in yo phat razor skoota basket. Damn, man, we was sposed to be matchin for this piture!!
March 28th, 2002 at 9:54 am
Clearasil’s new poster boys
March 28th, 2002 at 10:03 am
you know you’re a homo when you catch your self “iced-out” with fake jewelery standing next to someone else’s car
March 28th, 2002 at 12:06 pm
It’s funny cuz she’s my mom and aunt, and she’s your sister and mom, and she’s somehow your grandma, my sister, your mom, and your aunt.
March 28th, 2002 at 12:34 pm
Model 1: Dude, have you seen where my bandana went?
Model 2: Dude, you have a tattoo
Model 3: Sweet, what does it say?
Model 2: Dude
Model 1: Has anybody seen my bandana?!
March 28th, 2002 at 1:02 pm
Yo dog, yo getting a Dell
March 28th, 2002 at 1:32 pm
Dude, take the picture already. We gotta get back to the Dairy Queen before we lose our jobs.
March 28th, 2002 at 1:56 pm
Guy 1: Carol, just pick one already ok?
Guy 2: Dude. I did NOT drive all the way to the mall to try on jewelry for your girlfriend.
Guy 1: Carol, the guys and I wanna go, come on, pick one already so we can leave!
Guy 3: Heyyyyy…this ain’t half bad. I like the way this sparkles.
March 28th, 2002 at 2:32 pm
P-Diddy Party
March 28th, 2002 at 2:37 pm
Costume Party
March 28th, 2002 at 2:45 pm
We’re really too young to drive but look at our pre-pubescent bods and our jewelry please.
March 28th, 2002 at 10:32 pm
“So, uh, are we supposed to look like we don’t sleep with each other when we pose for this pic?”
March 28th, 2002 at 11:00 pm
OOOH! i want MY s**t pushed in too!
March 28th, 2002 at 11:02 pm
“can you tell that im horny?”
March 28th, 2002 at 11:05 pm
trade the jewellery in for some 17 inch rims.
March 28th, 2002 at 11:19 pm
Girls everywhere want to know where these guys get their lipstick
March 28th, 2002 at 11:57 pm
thug life in the forest preserves of compton.
March 29th, 2002 at 1:16 am
straight outta utah came a brotha named steven from the group honky’s with steven.
::: look at that one dude’s expression. He looks like he has downs
March 29th, 2002 at 9:08 am
Junk import car: $15,000
American Racing wheels: $600.00
10 lbs of jewelery: $200.00
Looking at this picture after you turn 18 & realizing you looked like a TOTAL DICK: PRICELESS
March 29th, 2002 at 11:36 am
Drugs are bad, especially when you mix them.
March 29th, 2002 at 12:04 pm
Chains so icy, I got chill bumps on my neck.
March 29th, 2002 at 6:15 pm
Future Homosexuals of America, Unite!
March 29th, 2002 at 7:47 pm
Hey, guess what…YOU’RE WHITE
March 29th, 2002 at 7:47 pm
The only three guys in the USA who saw The Fast and the Furious
March 29th, 2002 at 11:23 pm
“Let me cover up my nipples, i’m a bit cold from all this ice i’m wearin’. haha, we should post that on our website!”
March 29th, 2002 at 11:54 pm
When crack-babies grow up…..
March 29th, 2002 at 11:59 pm
The Midwestern Virgin Home-doggie in their natural habitat.
March 30th, 2002 at 1:03 am
White Diamond
March 30th, 2002 at 4:30 am
HEY KARNAL!!
wanna eat mah taco?
(and still in time to finish math homework
and attend accordion lessons)
hey ma!!! i dont have any clean underwears in my drawr!! Is oprah on??
March 30th, 2002 at 4:36 am
sburban boys these days…shameless
March 30th, 2002 at 4:38 am
the guy with the yellow pants has a HARD ON!!!
where??
apparently, its not that obvious!!
March 30th, 2002 at 4:39 am
the guy with the yellow pants has a HARD ON!!!
where??
apparently, its not that obvious!!
March 30th, 2002 at 6:51 am
Now, which one of you is shaving already?
March 30th, 2002 at 10:50 am
“my grandpa works at a pawn shop.”
March 30th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
….why?….
March 30th, 2002 at 7:12 pm
wonder how much their copy of photoshop cost
March 30th, 2002 at 9:16 pm
“Yo, i wish i didn’t live in the suburbs.”
March 31st, 2002 at 12:29 pm
Maybe if we act tough the voices will stop.
March 31st, 2002 at 7:42 pm
“Come on guys, we better get the cars back to my dad’s garage and put the jewelry back in my mom’s room before I get my allowance taken away!”
March 31st, 2002 at 7:56 pm
“Kriss Kross Will Make You Jump, Jump!”
March 31st, 2002 at 8:11 pm
Hey, hurry up and take the picture before the owners get back.
April 1st, 2002 at 7:10 am
Yo…its that hottest thing hittin the streets straight out of north side Chicago boyeee, the White Boy Playaz feturing Lite Bread, Caucasian Rob, and Fresh Bobby Vanilla
April 1st, 2002 at 12:13 pm
The rap trio pose for thier new album about life in the hood, “Please get your foot off my head i’m late for chess practice” goes right up to #1
April 2nd, 2002 at 9:50 am
The Bloods farm team at training camp.
April 2nd, 2002 at 10:13 am
look at those stupid wiggers
April 2nd, 2002 at 11:37 am
We be sraight from the West Side ghetto of Dexter Iowa foo
April 2nd, 2002 at 1:26 pm
vanilla Ice, snow,and eminen start the new rap group (cwa) crackers with attitudes
April 3rd, 2002 at 2:32 pm
Couldn’t get any more white if you made a sandwich with em.
April 3rd, 2002 at 3:37 pm
Reason #1 for parents not to let their 15 year olds out of the house and into the public.
April 3rd, 2002 at 4:06 pm
We reckoned wearing headscarves and healing crystals would get rid of the lice but now they’re on the rampage
April 3rd, 2002 at 4:10 pm
Hey! Photographer! You promised to tell us what a ‘girl’ is…
April 3rd, 2002 at 6:32 pm
Hello, police? You see, I live right across from the asylum… Yes, that asylum. Well, as I was fetching the paper this morning, the oddest thing happened…
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:11 pm
..Puh. Nuts.
April 3rd, 2002 at 8:43 pm
Fo Shizzle My Nizzle… SHiet….
April 3rd, 2002 at 8:58 pm
the cover on the box of this gay porn was “Wow, look at us. We are friggin gay. What what.”
April 4th, 2002 at 2:49 am
boys, juz wash the cars and shoo~!
April 4th, 2002 at 12:01 am
Yo bruh, yo yellow sweat pants be killin da mood yo . . .word.
April 4th, 2002 at 3:17 am
“What do you mean we actually have to pay the credit card bill? I thought you said it was your dad’s card!”
April 4th, 2002 at 9:20 am
Damnit, we all know white people can’t be cool. You don’t need to go a prove it.
April 4th, 2002 at 3:38 pm
“Yeah, we’ve been with lots of girls. No, really. Seriously.”
April 4th, 2002 at 5:07 pm
Future Jail Bitches Of America Officers, 2002
April 4th, 2002 at 6:14 pm
I’ve seen this somewhere before….. oh yeah! at the middle school down my street…… damn lil’ punks!
April 4th, 2002 at 6:45 pm
someone needs to close-fist these bitches with some reality.
April 4th, 2002 at 8:43 pm
Platinum-plated chains – 200.00; Camry deluxe low-rider megabass package – $11,500 each; Bugle boy extra slouch jeanswear – $22.50. Playing the background punks in the next ‘nSync video – priceless.
April 5th, 2002 at 12:09 am
thugs.
April 5th, 2002 at 5:11 pm
Since when did thugs start wearing flamboyantly gay shorts?
April 5th, 2002 at 6:59 pm
UMMMMMMM . . . . . . YEAH . . . OKAY??!
April 5th, 2002 at 9:49 pm
droppin bowz in my mitsubishi eclipse. you betta recognize!
April 5th, 2002 at 9:50 pm
“Hey guys, check out my Icy-Fros to the Bling Bling folex!”
April 6th, 2002 at 1:03 am
Still rockin’ they khakis with the cuff and the crease.
April 6th, 2002 at 2:00 am
Hey! Why these 3 ugly guys are blocking our vision ?? I want to see the cars!!
April 6th, 2002 at 2:39 am
The New Three Stooges, this fall on the WB.
April 6th, 2002 at 4:53 am
This is what happens when you shake the cover to JUNGLE FEVER
April 6th, 2002 at 1:07 pm
Yo, Drop Dem Zeros and Get Wit Da Hero!
April 6th, 2002 at 4:21 pm
Michael Jacksone regrets bleaching his skin… so he has to act black.
April 6th, 2002 at 4:57 pm
They took the time in Photoshop or Paintshop Pro to make this picture, um, “bling bling.” Yet, they didn’t have enough time to correct the acne? Odd…
April 6th, 2002 at 10:03 pm
all right stop, collaborate and listen!
April 7th, 2002 at 3:34 am
Maybe I can hide my hilighter pants by making my jewlery shine.
April 7th, 2002 at 12:23 pm
Dude! Where’s my car?
April 7th, 2002 at 2:48 pm
How todays Obnoxious Youth act in todays filthy society
April 7th, 2002 at 2:57 pm
You whasssup man why yo lokin at us like that.. if ye dunt scazam me and my thugz we be bustin a cap in yo azz! Now scram! Biaaaaaaaaaatch!
April 7th, 2002 at 10:53 pm
How you like my moms jewelery..
April 7th, 2002 at 11:07 pm
i wonder how long it took them to work at mcdonalds to afford those rims.
April 8th, 2002 at 1:06 am
Tinkerbells kids annoy the neighbors.
April 8th, 2002 at 5:46 am
The Diaper Club
April 8th, 2002 at 8:45 am
New Bling On The Block
April 8th, 2002 at 8:51 am
word
April 8th, 2002 at 8:53 am
I Pitty the fool who touches my jewelery!…’cause my daddy is a police officer
April 8th, 2002 at 11:48 am
Dude……….
April 8th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
I hope Mr. T doesn’t find out that we took all his jewelery. BLING BLING
April 8th, 2002 at 1:45 pm
loosers need i to say more?
April 8th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
I hope those guys over there don’t kick our asses for posing with their cars!
April 8th, 2002 at 4:26 pm
And kids think their parents looks stupid???
April 8th, 2002 at 4:28 pm
White boys can’t RAP…er..jump for that matter!
April 8th, 2002 at 7:03 pm
they look like they enjoy exploring each other’s rectums.
April 8th, 2002 at 9:06 pm
Not a gambling man but I’d bet the combined IQ of these three is less than the horsepower in that Mitsubishi Eclipse.
April 8th, 2002 at 9:06 pm
Posers who never been NEAR the ‘hood.
April 8th, 2002 at 9:44 pm
Three of the “Backstreet Boys” receive chemotherapy treatments…film at 11:00.
April 9th, 2002 at 6:08 am
Anyone who messes with my niggaz messes with me.
Mother: Steven stop posing for the nice photographer, diner’s ready*
April 9th, 2002 at 7:21 am
Momma, their was this nice guy and he told us if he could preform anal sex on us he would would make us shine!!
April 9th, 2002 at 8:08 am
Here in the hood we like our cars shiny
April 9th, 2002 at 9:40 am
what rhymes with stupid?
April 9th, 2002 at 12:35 pm
A’ight, yo. Anotha good meeting of the White Suburbanite Gangstas meeting. I’m bout to bounce to my crib and do some mu fukin’ editing in photo shop. Word.
April 9th, 2002 at 1:27 pm
It’s beginning to look alot like syphilis, boy is my ass sore. I picked him up at the five-and-ten he butt f*#ked me once an then, I saw the sores he had on his own back door….
April 9th, 2002 at 1:30 pm
I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony…I’d like to show the world a joke…oh, wait that’s us. Sorry guys I got carried away.
April 9th, 2002 at 3:14 pm
I think they should have their penis cut off.
April 9th, 2002 at 4:14 pm
Tough version of the Backstreet Boys
April 9th, 2002 at 4:45 pm
Mrs Mopp’s sons model the new dusting-cloth range
April 9th, 2002 at 5:14 pm
- Hey dude, you know were we can buy dope?
-…uuh..no not really
-…
- shit dude, maybe we could change to straightedgers then…
- yeah, we could…
April 15th, 2002 at 10:39 pm
You hate us ‘cus were white, don’t you!
April 10th, 2002 at 7:48 am
“Peep this, homies–we look like this and we STILL get chicks!”
April 11th, 2002 at 3:03 am
well, riding that car was really jolly and very very GAY !!!!!!!!
April 10th, 2002 at 9:22 pm
Wanna buy a watch?
April 11th, 2002 at 1:49 pm
Bandanas: $10, Jewelry:$2500, Tripped out sports cars with all the extras:$100,000, Livin’ the thug life: priceless
April 12th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
When White boys go Black, on the next Montel…
April 15th, 2002 at 9:23 am
Which bastard has stolen our bicycle …
April 15th, 2002 at 6:53 pm
inverted oreos unite!
April 15th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
You hate us ‘cus we’re white, don’t you?
April 15th, 2002 at 11:54 pm
All that bling bling gangsta crap – $20424. Being made fun of on captionmachine.com – priceless.
April 18th, 2002 at 9:33 am
What is that they say, oh ya, BOING, BOING
April 19th, 2002 at 1:54 pm
Maybe with the nice cars and flashy jewlery no girls will notice thier small penises
April 20th, 2002 at 7:38 pm
I have my arms crossed this way to hide the razor burn on my chest.
April 26th, 2002 at 1:27 pm
3 gay guys after a glad party!!!
April 26th, 2002 at 1:29 pm
This a a true picture for poser around the world.
April 26th, 2002 at 1:32 pm
Well we all know they like the coch!
May 2nd, 2002 at 11:47 am
This one time, I saw two guys kissing in a park. That was the gayest thing I’d seen until I came across this picture…not literally, that would be hideous.
April 30th, 2002 at 8:40 pm
someone should alert bea arthur that these guys have run off with her…everything.
April 30th, 2002 at 8:40 pm
y’all know the chuckem be tenda. biotches. and wha? (blink blink)
April 30th, 2002 at 8:43 pm
katrice say the ROSEMARY chuckem be tenda up—- granpappy say he need some cariBOU– the virtual vittles done made him celery sick
May 7th, 2002 at 3:25 pm
Someone please pull those bandanas down and buy them some clothes…
May 13th, 2002 at 8:00 am
BEEGEES RULE!!!
May 17th, 2002 at 11:28 pm
…were think were such hot shit
May 19th, 2002 at 5:26 pm
The gene pool just dried up.
May 27th, 2002 at 6:08 am
bwahahaha…you fools actually think posing like that is gonna make you more popular?? BWAHAHAHA morons…:P
May 28th, 2002 at 1:05 am
Hey, you on the left, when is your sex change opperation?
June 4th, 2002 at 1:07 pm
“…..and all the girlies say I’m Pretty Fly – FOR A WHITE GUY
June 4th, 2002 at 1:18 pm
Ice, Ice Baby, duh-duh-duh-duh-dada-duh-duh
Vanilla Ice, Ice Baby…………
WORD TO YO MUTHA
June 4th, 2002 at 3:42 pm
see, people really do buy this act
June 4th, 2002 at 4:47 pm
mid-west-siiiiide! /\/\ \/\/
June 9th, 2002 at 9:33 pm
“word to ya motha”
June 19th, 2002 at 10:25 pm
IM TELLIN’ YOU, THIS’LL LOOK MAD CRAZY DOPE THE THE YEAR BOOK
June 26th, 2002 at 4:04 pm
All Your Bling Are Belong To Us?
June 26th, 2002 at 4:04 pm
All Your Bling Are Belong To Us?
June 29th, 2002 at 1:23 am
yo check da pants, yeah thats right their the color of my pops fishing bait, whats up?
June 30th, 2002 at 6:05 am
Once the effects began appearing, Eminem’s producers furiously rechecked the subliminal messages they had put in for the error.
July 4th, 2002 at 2:48 am
All you people that have something negative to say about these boys are stupid, jealous, shall I go on!… Who cares if their wiggers, their hot, especially the one in the middle, he’s on fire!!!!
July 4th, 2002 at 2:52 am
All you people that have something negative to say about these boys are stupid, jealous, shall I go on!… Who cares if their wiggers, their hot, especially the in the middle, he’s on fire!!!:O
July 26th, 2002 at 2:09 am
does anyone know their names?!?!?! Please write me back!!!!
July 26th, 2002 at 11:27 pm
Dude, I gotta get my moms bracelets back before she takes away my Prelude.
August 15th, 2002 at 9:41 pm
Kinda makes you long for the good ol’ days when kids just pretended that they were devil worshippers to freak out Mom and Dad.
September 21st, 2002 at 9:48 am
The finalists for the Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest.They have the right gay looks but can they copycat like the one and only?
October 6th, 2002 at 3:21 pm
Bad Boys for life!
March 27th, 2003 at 1:07 pm
Here take my money!!!
I dont want trouble
……fags
April 25th, 2003 at 1:23 pm
Oh yeah, we ghetto, fo’ shizzle.
February 18th, 2004 at 11:25 am
Yo, when we be growd upp, we tradin dis stainless steel for some crazy, silly, gumby gold.
Iss a bling thing, you wouldn’t unnastann.
December 7th, 2004 at 8:16 am
We wish we was black
September 4th, 2004 at 5:15 pm
dont throw them a ball they might get confused and start jumpin around
January 15th, 2005 at 6:19 am
Dudes, we’re gonna get sooo laid! No more wearing blindfolds and giving each other handjobs for us!
December 26th, 2004 at 4:19 pm
What a great web site…
February 14th, 2005 at 9:36 am
“I’m the white equivilent of Shaft!!!”
February 14th, 2005 at 9:37 am
“I’m the white equivilent of Shaft!!!”
November 1st, 2005 at 5:30 pm
goddamn WIGGERS, WIGGIN’ IT UP!!!
January 2nd, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Immature lil boys at its best!
July 6th, 2006 at 6:41 pm
Where will you be when your laxative starts working?
July 11th, 2006 at 12:52 am
Mom’s SURE to let us stay up after 11:30 now!
September 23rd, 2006 at 8:26 pm
yo essay, this is comming straight out of the MEXICAN MAFIA u BETTER ACT like a regular old WHITE boy cause u aint in the ghetto, u aint poor, and u r NOT GANGSTER and take them mother fuck’n white tees OFF REMEMBER U R A WHITE BOY
September 23rd, 2006 at 8:37 pm
you WIGGERS AGAIN {DAMN} let me give u a piece of edvice either u r born a banger or u have grown up in the ghetto and became a banger
i’m crip’n Comptan
July 31st, 2007 at 5:39 am
Clearpores facial system…
With so many acne treatment products out there I didn’t know which ones to use until I found Clearpores… …
December 1st, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Affairs Ex…
Affairs Ex…
December 1st, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Zvkp Cheating Husband Catching…
Zvkp Cheating Husband Catching…
December 2nd, 2007 at 12:48 am
Child Visitation…
Child Visitation…
March 27th, 2002 at 2:27 am
“Trick or Treat, we’re really street!”
March 27th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
Yo, yo, yo check it awwwwiiight, G. Deeeez iz my boooyyyyyyyz . . . what’s that Mommy? Do I have to do the dishes now? Oh, poop.
March 28th, 2002 at 10:07 am
Got Fag?
April 7th, 2002 at 10:26 pm
Totaly GAY! Wannabe? Somethin?
May 3rd, 2002 at 4:48 pm
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
January 31st, 2003 at 5:28 pm
This is gayer than Liberace singing ‘where are the men’ while standing in a sperm shower.
September 19th, 2003 at 5:07 pm
What high school freshmen do on the weekends after they get bored of frequent masturbation.
May 16th, 2004 at 12:22 am
I never realized kids came out of the closet at such a yound age
September 8th, 2005 at 2:30 pm
I’m wearing swimming trunks,But i better be careful when i jump in the pool,i might get my aunt’s jewlery ruined.And we have to give her the big poster that has cars on it back to her.
April 17th, 2003 at 1:12 am
baby cause I’m a thug…all day everyday
April 29th, 2003 at 7:02 pm
Fathers, Keep your Sons inside, or the fags trio will get them!!!