Slash? Slash who?
As I said before. What the hell was this guy thinking.
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August 25th, 2004 at 4:19 pm
True, George W. Bush went AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard after a drunken homosexual encounter with six fellow cheerleaders, but he did so to command a swift boat in the Mekong Delta in Vietnam, where he served admirably and lost his left testicle in a latrine zipper accident while eating pretzels leaving a purple heart-shaped mark on his scrotum and nevermind these happened in different years because YOU weren’t there as WE claim to be so shut up already you swarthy Francophile manufacturer of weapons of mass destruction stem-cell killer reponsible for this recession how dare you challenge us in violation of the Patriot Act let’s see your library records you deserving-to-be-leashed-with-a-sandbag-over-your-head and savaged by Halliburton contractors who lost their pensions in a frenzy of Enron/WorldCom corporate abuse encouraged by me-first hands-off secret Dick Cheney adminstration policies let’s start a war hell let’s start lots of wars you’re either with us or you’re with the terrorists and did you know that in French “trombone” means “paper clip” don’t worry about the deficit and don’t call Dubya a goober it’s Kerry who’s the goober it’s LIES, ALL LIES.
The bigger the better.
March 30th, 2002 at 6:52 pm
Just after his split from Britney, Justin Timberlake hit the booze hard and decided to go solo.
March 30th, 2002 at 2:37 pm
“LOOK AT MY RING YOU FOOL!!!”
March 30th, 2002 at 6:15 pm
Next week on The Osbournes.
April 8th, 2002 at 1:38 pm
All who oppose me shall die…
April 9th, 2002 at 6:04 am
Attractive,muscled blonde male with intrests in music and stylisch hats seeking woman of equal class for a romantic blind date.
April 11th, 2002 at 3:27 pm
Mooooommmmm! Daddy is freebasing comet again!
March 30th, 2002 at 4:24 pm
As a young man, David Hasselhoff found gaining the approval of his parents more and more difficult.
March 30th, 2002 at 7:22 pm
The fact that he had no amplifier was the least of his problems.
April 8th, 2002 at 4:22 pm
Damn that retarded hand!
March 30th, 2002 at 7:48 pm
…and this is why drugs are bad…
April 12th, 2002 at 9:08 pm
VH1 struggles to find the source of its drop in the ratings.
May 31st, 2002 at 1:34 pm
The lead vocalist, back-up vocalist, guitarist and bass-guitarist of, the little known one-man-band, “Douche Rockets”.
March 30th, 2002 at 3:09 pm
Check it! I made the hat myself!
March 31st, 2002 at 11:08 pm
Years of TRL and Carson Daly have led the few surviving fans of real music to take drastic measures in the quest to preserve their way of life.
April 3rd, 2002 at 9:44 pm
The future of Berklee College of Music Guitar Majors
April 7th, 2002 at 7:38 am
From the dark side of Treasure Island …Long John Shitforbrains
June 4th, 2002 at 5:05 am
Ozzy Osbourne’s Love Child
March 30th, 2002 at 5:34 pm
It’s music, people - music! Damnit, no one understands.
April 1st, 2002 at 7:45 pm
‘I’m not Nekid, I got this F*ckin’ ring, baby! the f*ckin RING OF POWER!’
once again, joe demonstrates Why not to get drunk
April 2nd, 2002 at 11:34 am
After a long night of rocking out, Steve realized that his amp only went to 10…not 11.
April 3rd, 2002 at 2:35 pm
Dude, be in my band. It’s called Tiger.
April 8th, 2002 at 2:32 pm
With little chance of sex and drugs, Billy concentrated on the rock and roll.
April 10th, 2002 at 7:55 am
James Hetfield, Metallica frontman, moments before beng admitted into rehab…
May 24th, 2002 at 10:34 pm
This is your Penus on Drugs!
March 30th, 2002 at 1:33 pm
“It all about the music man, the goddamn music!!!!!”
March 30th, 2002 at 3:31 pm
How to not impress your girlfriend…
March 30th, 2002 at 4:08 pm
I wrote a song about it!
Like to hear it? Here it goes!
March 30th, 2002 at 9:11 pm
“What, you don’t think the chicks will like this.. Maaaaaaaaaan I am Hot!!”
March 31st, 2002 at 5:46 am
The curtains are the best thing about this photo…..and they’re crap!
March 31st, 2002 at 11:30 am
Axl: - Man I was Reaaaallllllyyyy dronked when I did it…
March 31st, 2002 at 5:57 pm
Goddamnit!, I said: FOUR guitar necks!!!!!
March 31st, 2002 at 7:44 pm
What??? You don’t like my idea of hot foreplay??
April 3rd, 2002 at 3:16 pm
M I C - see, I AM a loser.. K E Y - WHY oh WHY did I get my picture taken? M O U S E pillow case.
April 4th, 2002 at 9:06 am
So when she said, “No, you can’t put lawn gnomes on the front lawn!”, I said “Fine bitch, you’ll have my authentic wanna-be rocker statue right here in the God-Damn living room!”.
April 5th, 2002 at 7:17 am
Don’t mock me…
April 5th, 2002 at 1:55 pm
“Mom, I don’t have time to clean my room. I’m too busy starting my band.”
April 5th, 2002 at 6:37 pm
AHHHHH AHHH AHHHH guitar riff AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH
April 6th, 2002 at 4:19 am
he’s actually wearing blue underwear!
April 8th, 2002 at 8:55 am
New condom type not yet as functual as it should have been
April 8th, 2002 at 9:05 pm
The rebellion of Neil Diamond Jr.
April 9th, 2002 at 5:27 pm
ARRRH! How I miss my sock puppet.
April 10th, 2002 at 5:16 am
Roommate 1: We really should try and get him off the drugs.
Roomate 2: We did.
Roomate 1: Ah. That means we’re stuck with a moron.
Roomate 2: Can we get rid of him?
Roommate 1: Nope, we ran out of detox yesterday.
Roommate 2: Shit.
April 13th, 2002 at 7:31 pm
The Devil’s day job.
April 14th, 2002 at 4:30 am
while his parents are gone… joey likes to rub his penis against his father’s guitar… it makes him feel special…
April 14th, 2002 at 12:10 pm
Arrrggghhhh matey! Im no-beard the guitar toting, homosexual pirate. Now out o’ me way before you incur me wrath. Arrgghhh.
April 15th, 2002 at 2:09 pm
…once again proving my theory that David Hasselhoff is a rock-god in Germany…
April 16th, 2002 at 2:37 am
a hand or not a hand.. nevermind THAT.. look at the important thing in life: I AM the ULTIMATE ROCKSTAR
April 16th, 2002 at 2:38 am
another MTV homevideo in the making…
April 20th, 2002 at 12:23 am
Oh God, I think my bowels just let go!!
June 2nd, 2002 at 6:44 pm
I killed three kittens today
June 11th, 2002 at 4:22 pm
AC/DC’s Angus Young -The early years.
September 14th, 2002 at 8:10 pm
After Green Lantern became drunk on the power of his Green Lantern Ring: “I dont need you f**king Justice Leaguers…I got this ring see, and my coolio hat, and bangin music….I RULE!!. Cept for you Wonderwoman, I mean DAMN….you got some phat boobs.
March 30th, 2002 at 12:04 pm
Ladies and Gentleman, the world’s first rock guitarist who couldn’t get laid to save his life.
March 30th, 2002 at 12:43 pm
Nice paper bag man.
March 30th, 2002 at 2:35 pm
….why?….
March 30th, 2002 at 2:49 pm
i am holding this guitar with two stalks to hide my inadequate genitelia
March 30th, 2002 at 3:48 pm
I got twins, I am trying to make triplets
March 30th, 2002 at 7:10 pm
YEAH……. I GOT MICKEY… BedSHEETS!!!
YEAH……. CHECK OUT… My RING!!!
YEAH……. I’m…. IN MY BOXERS….
March 30th, 2002 at 10:23 pm
… it’s C-O-R-G-A-N … Corgan … with a “C” … right … yeah … a “C” … okay, okay … sure, I’ll hold …
March 31st, 2002 at 1:39 am
If it weren’t for this bag I’d be a dead wringer for Meatloaf!
March 31st, 2002 at 2:04 am
this says… “tiny spandex” to me.
March 31st, 2002 at 5:48 am
Let’s hope it’s terminal cramp in his right hand
March 31st, 2002 at 6:38 am
at least he shut the curtains!
March 31st, 2002 at 12:35 pm
I think that I have that Mickey Mouse pillow case….
March 31st, 2002 at 2:05 pm
I swore off drugs after that, kids, don’t ever mix them with micket besheets and guitars…it get’s nasty..real nasy
March 31st, 2002 at 6:14 pm
You’ve gotta FEEL it, man!
March 31st, 2002 at 7:19 pm
….Berklee College of Music
March 31st, 2002 at 9:29 pm
oh my GOD I have to call Billy, omg, SHERYL proposed!!! OMGGGGGGG!!!I just have to do a lil’ dance. Sing a lil’ song. Get down tonight, woooo!
March 31st, 2002 at 9:52 pm
I use three pseudonyms when I post messages to myself at Free Republic. But, a tinfoil hat is better protection than a guitar.
March 31st, 2002 at 10:26 pm
…. And this is your brain on drugs.
April 1st, 2002 at 1:37 am
Now, under normal laboratory conditions, white people and guitars mix quite nicely; however, there is always room for error, in which case the result should be promptly destroyed…
April 1st, 2002 at 5:47 am
for sale : 1 skull and cross paper bag hat. only worn once. VGC. $30 O.N.O - see photo.
April 1st, 2002 at 6:34 am
I am Angus! (if you don’t look too close)
April 1st, 2002 at 7:29 am
…and that brings me to my next thing: DONT SMOKE CRACK
April 1st, 2002 at 11:27 am
Next on Behind the Music…Sting hits rock bottom…Is this the end?
April 1st, 2002 at 12:33 pm
“…you think you know…but you have no idea…this is the Diary of Angry Bag Boy”
April 1st, 2002 at 3:04 pm
After taking a crap in his milk-crate, Skippy absent-mindedly put the paper bag on his head. This warrants the look on his face and the hand gesture but I’m afraid I can’t explain away the guitar.
April 2nd, 2002 at 10:06 am
Despite the success of rock operas in the past - Rockin’ Shakespeare never took off.
April 2nd, 2002 at 3:49 pm
Introducing Spanky McGee, Champion of the West Virginia air guitar–invisible-pole-dance-circuit!
April 2nd, 2002 at 4:18 pm
Ed Walsh wants to have sex with men.
April 2nd, 2002 at 7:47 pm
There’s nothing worse than a hand cramp in the middle of a marathon jam session!
April 2nd, 2002 at 11:03 pm
“Paper bag and marker to creat skull hat, $5…guitar, to pretend to be a rock star, $560…immortalization by being on this website and having all these crazy captions created about him, PRICELESS.“
April 3rd, 2002 at 3:12 am
The record company had agreed to supply a personal trainer, but unfortunately the brain-care specialists were all busy convincing the Backstreet Boys that they were not, in fact, gay.
April 3rd, 2002 at 11:13 am
Don’t do drugs.
April 3rd, 2002 at 1:48 pm
Hey Man! I swear these are not my fingers…Seriously, Man!…Dude, this is not my hand…
April 3rd, 2002 at 3:28 pm
Damnit! I forgot to ground the electrics.
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:10 pm
Er.. where you high?
Because from the looks of it..
April 3rd, 2002 at 7:32 pm
Dropping the morning want-ads in rage, Ooklah is in disbelief that no one wants to trade a guitar cord for his crusty milk crate.
April 3rd, 2002 at 8:26 pm
Zack Attack ain’t nothin’ compared to me.
April 3rd, 2002 at 8:56 pm
dammit, if only my sister was here to shove her hand up my ass…
April 3rd, 2002 at 10:05 pm
REAL WORLD XIII HERE I COME
April 4th, 2002 at 2:44 am
this is a stand-alone band, ready to rock the world wif its paper bag..
April 4th, 2002 at 12:23 pm
Putting on his Hat of Death, Lamar swore revenge against the departed band member who had stolen his clothes,trashed his house, and nailed the band’s only two guitars together. It looked like Lamar was going to have to play both rythem and lead guitar at that night’s gig. Fortunatly, it was to be at the nudist colony’s annual rockfest.
April 4th, 2002 at 6:06 pm
Hm.. let’s all put paper bags on our heads and pretend to be pirates and tell stupid jokes!
Me first, what’s a pirate’s favorite food?
Arrrby’s!
April 5th, 2002 at 12:02 am
This is a man with a paper bag over his head that has a skull on it. He is making a strange face and posing with his custom guitar.
April 5th, 2002 at 12:16 am
obvious comedy.
April 5th, 2002 at 2:24 am
“I don’t like the drugs but the drugs like me.” Yeah, right, you’re gonna tell me that paper bag was carrying a burger.
April 5th, 2002 at 4:43 am
After Joe had played a sensitive love-ballad for his boyfriend Bubba (who obviously couldn’t properly value this truthful expression’s of undying devotion) he was astounded at the sight of Bubba running like hell to hook up with his second cousin Billy-Bob, who at least didn’t wear jewellery…
April 5th, 2002 at 9:53 pm
all the good quotes are already taken…because everyone seems to think its funny to make fun of druggies.
April 5th, 2002 at 11:36 pm
In a related story, scientists say it is OK to marry your first or second cousin
April 6th, 2002 at 1:00 am
I need TP for my bunghole!
April 6th, 2002 at 2:31 am
Hugo proves yet again that ANYONE can get engaged.
April 6th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
Angus Young falls off the wagon…
April 6th, 2002 at 1:00 pm
Is that a double necked guitar or are you just happy to see me???
April 6th, 2002 at 4:15 pm
P-Diddy (Puff Daddy)… in the making.
April 7th, 2002 at 7:36 am
I’m staggered that nobody has commented on his poor posture!
April 7th, 2002 at 11:12 pm
test
April 8th, 2002 at 1:05 am
He’s wailing on guitar. I’m just wailing.
April 8th, 2002 at 8:51 am
Conan the Barbarian before he has had his medecine
April 8th, 2002 at 9:53 am
Have Viagra. Need woman. Any women between 18 and 80.
April 8th, 2002 at 6:57 pm
that be the dirty critter!
April 8th, 2002 at 7:56 pm
thank god this isn’t a scratch and sniff photo
April 9th, 2002 at 3:07 am
And my folks didn’t think I was mature enough to live alone in my own pad!!! They are soooooooo boooooooooooooooogus man!!
April 9th, 2002 at 6:02 am
My mommy says I’m great.
April 9th, 2002 at 7:19 am
At first I tried to spank my monkey, then to choke my chicken, stroke the salami……..now I play the guitar.
April 9th, 2002 at 9:16 am
oh my god
DAD!
April 9th, 2002 at 12:25 pm
Speaking from experience, double necked guitars are kinda heavy. So how is holding it without a strap? . . . eww omg
April 9th, 2002 at 3:49 pm
“Guitarist seeks bandmates: have pro looks, gear and attitude.”
April 9th, 2002 at 5:05 pm
Marc just knew he would get the job…who else?
April 9th, 2002 at 5:11 pm
Is that what you have to do if you’re the “three man”?
April 9th, 2002 at 5:31 pm
Regardless, I decided to never take LSD again.
April 9th, 2002 at 8:24 pm
…and Turdbeard the Pirate says, ” The guitar u ask? Aye, tis driving me nutz!”
April 11th, 2002 at 6:40 am
Am I a babe-magnet or what ?
April 11th, 2002 at 4:39 pm
Mom, WTF is wrong with you? Are you on drugs? You look like a MAN.
April 12th, 2002 at 7:01 pm
Seth vowed to never give up his dream of being featured at mulletsgalore.com
April 13th, 2002 at 12:01 am
“finally the identity of the unknown comic revealed!!!
April 13th, 2002 at 11:00 pm
Poster boy for birth-control
April 14th, 2002 at 12:09 pm
light the sack. then stomp on it.
April 16th, 2002 at 12:47 am
and this concludes my paper that rock is for losers.
April 16th, 2002 at 7:30 pm
I am the King of this trashy basement. All must kiss my ring!
April 17th, 2002 at 2:46 pm
In case you forgot…you’re still gay!
April 26th, 2002 at 1:29 pm
i have no life just me and my guiter,
my wife left me because i haven’t took a shower in a year and i finally smell what she left me for
May 2nd, 2002 at 7:49 am
A young Bucket Head trying to find himself.
May 3rd, 2002 at 6:20 pm
owwww!!! the guitar bit me!!!
May 6th, 2002 at 6:39 pm
…..DAD!
May 6th, 2002 at 6:39 pm
Behind the Music: Tenacious D
May 13th, 2002 at 4:02 am
HEY! YOU SHOULDNT LAFF AT TARDS!
May 17th, 2002 at 11:23 pm
the paper bag with a skull on it in RED marker makes me look like a badass, thats the look im going for
May 19th, 2002 at 12:58 am
The love child of Ozzy Osbourn and Andy Dick
May 26th, 2002 at 10:45 pm
Until I saw this picture, I was a guitarist.
May 31st, 2002 at 10:40 am
He all most had me conveinced he was hard core til I spotted those mickey mouse sheets
June 4th, 2002 at 12:38 pm
Next, on Behind the Music………….
June 9th, 2002 at 3:02 am
“Thats not my hand holding up the guitar…”
June 9th, 2002 at 4:55 pm
MICHAEL?! Is that you?!
June 13th, 2002 at 12:25 am
Grand prize winner of the Angus Young look-alike contest
June 30th, 2002 at 5:51 am
ONE! TWO! THREE! Kum-by-ah, my lord, kum-by-ah…
September 20th, 2002 at 10:51 am
The outtakes from the Spinal Tapes,nuf said…
May 16th, 2003 at 1:21 pm
Their parents didn’t know who to be more ashamed of…Carrot top or Slash.
September 17th, 2004 at 9:28 pm
George Bush, Yale cheerleader
August 22nd, 2003 at 8:01 pm
Son- meet your new mother.
September 22nd, 2003 at 7:44 pm
Buckethead’s little brother; Bag-it-head.
December 22nd, 2004 at 4:27 pm
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
July 6th, 2006 at 6:40 pm
Where will you be when your laxative starts working?
March 30th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
DAD?
April 3rd, 2002 at 3:54 pm
Goddamit I tried! But I cant get my trousers on over these Joe Satriani limited edition souvenir underpants
April 7th, 2002 at 7:34 am
No cloning! Never, ever!! Need I say more?
June 4th, 2002 at 11:29 pm
Hey, isn’t that Jack Black of Tenacious D?
January 28th, 2003 at 8:40 am
Eu desejo do fundo do meu coração que vocês todos vão se foder!