Comments on: Slash? Slash who?

By: grizzlychicken

grizzlychicken — Fri, 07 Jul 2006 00:40:41 +0000

Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

By: Tramadol

Tramadol — Wed, 22 Dec 2004 22:27:54 +0000

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

By: Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney — Sat, 18 Sep 2004 05:28:27 +0000

George Bush, Yale cheerleader

By: Swift Boat Veterans for Lies

Swift Boat Veterans for Lies — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 00:19:47 +0000

True, George W. Bush went AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard after a drunken homosexual encounter with six fellow cheerleaders, but he did so to command a swift boat in the Mekong Delta in Vietnam, where he served admirably and lost his left testicle in a latrine zipper accident while eating pretzels leaving a purple heart-shaped mark on his scrotum and nevermind these happened in different years because YOU weren’t there as WE claim to be so shut up already you swarthy Francophile manufacturer of weapons of mass destruction stem-cell killer reponsible for this recession how dare you challenge us in violation of the Patriot Act let’s see your library records you deserving-to-be-leashed-with-a-sandbag-over-your-head and savaged by Halliburton contractors who lost their pensions in a frenzy of Enron/WorldCom corporate abuse encouraged by me-first hands-off secret Dick Cheney adminstration policies let’s start a war hell let’s start lots of wars you’re either with us or you’re with the terrorists and did you know that in French “trombone” means “paper clip” don’t worry about the deficit and don’t call Dubya a goober it’s Kerry who’s the goober it’s LIES, ALL LIES.
The bigger the better.

By: KEENAN

KEENAN — Tue, 23 Sep 2003 03:44:08 +0000

Buckethead’s little brother; Bag-it-head.

By: Jeff Penney

Jeff Penney — Sat, 23 Aug 2003 04:01:27 +0000

Son- meet your new mother.

By: yogurt

yogurt — Fri, 16 May 2003 21:21:43 +0000

Their parents didn’t know who to be more ashamed of…Carrot top or Slash.

By: Mario

Mario — Tue, 28 Jan 2003 16:40:59 +0000

Eu desejo do fundo do meu coração que vocês todos vão se foder!

By: Pancho Villa

Pancho Villa — Fri, 20 Sep 2002 18:51:10 +0000

The outtakes from the Spinal Tapes,nuf said…

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Sun, 15 Sep 2002 04:10:03 +0000

After Green Lantern became drunk on the power of his Green Lantern Ring: “I dont need you f**king Justice Leaguers…I got this ring see, and my coolio hat, and bangin music….I RULE!!. Cept for you Wonderwoman, I mean DAMN….you got some phat boobs.