Microsoft’s creative settlement of the anti-trust law suit satisfied everyone but the lawyers by giving all class action members the pure satisfaction of defacing the software giant’s campus in any way they choose. While Montana’s representative picks a highly visible spot, New Mexico’s representative is inside defecating on the Bill Gates’ leather chair.
ahhh… dos, windows 3.1… windows for workgroups, oh yeah… NT, win95, um, win95 a, b, c, oh shit… win98, there ya go, win98se, oh yeah, win2000, win200 pro, oh baby, oh yeah, millenium, can you feel it XP! XP!, no! NO! NO! — linux, linux, LINUX, LINUX yes! yes! yes!… I feel so dirty…
Bill Gates will pay you $200 for every person you forward this to. It’s true! I saw it on the news! Uh, maybe it was Steve Jobs. Yeah, that was it. Steve Jobs will pay you $200 for every person you forward this to.
In an unrelated story, Bill Gates, founder and CEO of personal computer mogul Microsoft, was reportedly heard complaining to the dean of an undisclosed college. Later interviewed by reporter Lisa Rugmuncher he claimed he had no idea opening an office so close to a fraternity house would prove to be such an interruption to his world domination plans.
Check out the periscope behind our story’s hero.
This is why obviously-not-yet-out-of-the-closet-Bill G. has been forcing his employees to design crappy software: people are bound to show their discontent.
Have you noticed that a lot of these captions are just cheap knock-offs of other posts (much like microsoft software?) I think jerk-offs would be more orignal, ’cause why assume he’s peeing?
April 8th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
Win XPee
April 8th, 2002 at 8:49 am
Where do you want to *go* today?
April 7th, 2002 at 10:59 pm
Here’s your service pack “number 1″
April 8th, 2002 at 7:13 pm
Microsoft’s creative settlement of the anti-trust law suit satisfied everyone but the lawyers by giving all class action members the pure satisfaction of defacing the software giant’s campus in any way they choose. While Montana’s representative picks a highly visible spot, New Mexico’s representative is inside defecating on the Bill Gates’ leather chair.
April 8th, 2002 at 12:56 pm
gives new meaning to “micro” and “soft”
April 8th, 2002 at 8:15 pm
…another satisfied Microsoft coustomer…
April 8th, 2002 at 8:59 pm
Larry Ellison
April 8th, 2002 at 10:19 am
Hey Buddy, in the time it took you to piss on the Microsoft sign, Bill Gates made thirty million dollars.
May 2nd, 2002 at 7:39 am
Replacing the “Blue Screen of Death” with the “Yellow Stream of Jeff”
April 12th, 2002 at 8:58 pm
Steve Jobs maintains he isn’t the least bit bitter.
April 7th, 2002 at 10:45 pm
I got your upgrade right here!
April 8th, 2002 at 8:46 am
Thinking outside the box.
April 19th, 2002 at 2:27 am
I am acting for all Linux users!
April 8th, 2002 at 7:38 pm
another reason to call it a ‘pee cee’
April 8th, 2002 at 12:37 am
Ahhhhhhhhhh…. Now where do I want to go today?
April 9th, 2002 at 5:16 pm
Error 317 in sector 001
April 8th, 2002 at 12:54 am
Joe Shmoe becomes richest man in the world after marking territory on Microsoft sign.
April 14th, 2002 at 5:12 pm
Steven from the Dell commercials is getting way out of control now.
April 7th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
Steve Jobs reacts to the brand new Bill Gates “Anti-Apple” campaign.
April 8th, 2002 at 9:30 am
HERE’S what I think of Windows 98, Gates!!!
April 8th, 2002 at 12:49 pm
Man Urinates on Sign, Caption Pending
April 8th, 2002 at 3:43 pm
And you thought writing your name in the snow was cool…
April 8th, 2002 at 9:23 pm
i fail to see how the new DOJ settlement really helps the consumer.
April 9th, 2002 at 12:44 am
Mine is Macro-hard.
April 10th, 2002 at 7:39 am
ahhh… dos, windows 3.1… windows for workgroups, oh yeah… NT, win95, um, win95 a, b, c, oh shit… win98, there ya go, win98se, oh yeah, win2000, win200 pro, oh baby, oh yeah, millenium, can you feel it XP! XP!, no! NO! NO! — linux, linux, LINUX, LINUX yes! yes! yes!… I feel so dirty…
April 11th, 2002 at 10:36 am
The Music
May 31st, 2002 at 2:50 pm
Rebel without a cause.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:34 am
Bill Gates will pay you $200 for every person you forward this to. It’s true! I saw it on the news! Uh, maybe it was Steve Jobs. Yeah, that was it. Steve Jobs will pay you $200 for every person you forward this to.
June 28th, 2002 at 8:48 pm
Ummm, if I could only stick my penis into this likeness of bill gates face
April 7th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
“Wanna see something thats *really* micro and soft?”
April 8th, 2002 at 1:00 am
So….you didnt like my idea of making the Xbox smaller eh? You want something big, Ill give you something big!
April 8th, 2002 at 1:10 am
Microsoft doesn’t deserver my urine…
April 8th, 2002 at 8:52 am
“We’ve got the way out”
April 8th, 2002 at 2:18 pm
1,000 green ju-jubes later…
April 8th, 2002 at 4:12 pm
Bob wins $5 after betting he can make it in the ‘O’ at Friday beer bash.
April 8th, 2002 at 4:14 pm
Wanting to avoid Microsoft’s washroom (see March 31 photo), Bob takes it outside.
April 8th, 2002 at 7:24 pm
The day my zipper crashed
April 8th, 2002 at 7:29 pm
Dad! You’re embarassing me!
April 8th, 2002 at 8:13 pm
Ahhh…
April 8th, 2002 at 11:10 pm
Due to budget constraints, all restrooms at Microsoft HQ have been closed until further notice.
April 9th, 2002 at 5:49 am
It stinks around these parts anyway
April 9th, 2002 at 7:37 am
Ever wonder how many times Microsoft has to wash the sign because of people like this?
April 11th, 2002 at 3:20 pm
piss off, bill!
April 11th, 2002 at 3:27 pm
Personally, I wouldn’t whip it out in front of anything called “micro” or “soft”.
April 12th, 2002 at 1:03 pm
is your dick also Microsoft?
April 15th, 2002 at 1:12 am
If you mark it, they will come.
April 17th, 2002 at 12:19 pm
Yeh, us girls can pee standin up too
April 19th, 2002 at 3:44 am
what a FAT ass!
April 21st, 2002 at 11:46 pm
The new Microsoft Whiz Kid!
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:44 pm
…damn linux users…
June 4th, 2002 at 12:36 pm
Next Stop……..ENRON
August 26th, 2002 at 9:57 pm
I got your worm right here, Bill!
March 23rd, 2003 at 3:54 pm
What Apple upper management workers do on their breaks
March 25th, 2003 at 10:55 am
Right after he saw the 1979 company photo
April 8th, 2002 at 2:11 pm
Paul Allen takes out his rage on every business he doesn’t own.
April 8th, 2002 at 3:20 pm
Microsoft recieves it’s first “Golden Shower”
April 8th, 2002 at 7:18 pm
Wack! Wack! Wack me over the head with some Hoover attachments….
April 9th, 2002 at 5:16 am
Payback for all those bugs you basterds put in on purpose…
April 9th, 2002 at 12:07 pm
In an unrelated story, Bill Gates, founder and CEO of personal computer mogul Microsoft, was reportedly heard complaining to the dean of an undisclosed college. Later interviewed by reporter Lisa Rugmuncher he claimed he had no idea opening an office so close to a fraternity house would prove to be such an interruption to his world domination plans.
April 9th, 2002 at 9:54 pm
by your piss the sign metamorphoses into a blue screen
(animated GIF)
April 10th, 2002 at 10:55 am
Check out the periscope behind our story’s hero.
This is why obviously-not-yet-out-of-the-closet-Bill G. has been forcing his employees to design crappy software: people are bound to show their discontent.
April 14th, 2002 at 4:27 am
Watch out.. you don’t want the evil Microsoft bugs crawling in your weenie, do you???
April 14th, 2002 at 3:40 pm
Happy Birthday Bill!!
Here is your present!!
April 15th, 2002 at 4:45 am
“Peole say XP is spyware… let’s hope it’s not spying on him… IN A SECRET CAMERA ON THE MICROSOFT LOGO!”
April 15th, 2002 at 5:20 pm
For the 10000th time Windows told me to see the product vendor…
April 17th, 2002 at 12:18 am
that will feel up some of those lopholes!
April 17th, 2002 at 7:00 am
im not finished yet, i have some bundled no2’s to go with that
April 18th, 2002 at 9:37 am
When Steve Jobs attacks, right after “When you got too much bling”
April 26th, 2002 at 1:56 pm
the new name for that should be micro piss
April 28th, 2002 at 5:01 pm
“Download this, Bill!”
June 9th, 2002 at 9:42 pm
Micro Soft peeing on Microsoft: go figure
July 13th, 2002 at 6:00 pm
heres how i inrease your download problem i unload
October 1st, 2002 at 2:19 pm
Shortly after Chuck did this he was never seen or heard from again.
October 30th, 2004 at 9:07 am
MICROSOFT… Urine-portant to us
March 3rd, 2004 at 9:31 pm
“Microsoft: taking the piss since 1987″
April 7th, 2002 at 11:22 pm
leave me alone. I’m trying to get microhard!
April 8th, 2002 at 12:22 am
Tim is that you???
April 8th, 2002 at 1:14 am
Bill’s lucky he didnt take a crap on the sign
April 8th, 2002 at 8:47 am
Eat your shorts Bill Gates, my thing is bigger than yours…
April 8th, 2002 at 8:46 pm
someone just marking there stocks
April 8th, 2002 at 9:37 pm
That’s not urine.
April 9th, 2002 at 3:20 pm
the sign couln’t be more desciptive of what he’s holding
April 13th, 2002 at 10:17 am
exPEErience !
April 23rd, 2002 at 10:44 pm
Yes, another fine leader of the Microsoft Eradication Society… Where do you want to GO today? *smirk*
June 27th, 2002 at 2:58 am
That’s what the slash in the O means
April 8th, 2002 at 6:12 pm
Mac OS patron takes out pent up frustrations.
April 8th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
Mr. Holmes, Dont go there
April 8th, 2002 at 1:12 pm
Have you noticed that a lot of these captions are just cheap knock-offs of other posts (much like microsoft software?) I think jerk-offs would be more orignal, ’cause why assume he’s peeing?
April 9th, 2002 at 3:11 pm
In the name of Bin Laden.