Allright, Ted, the hole to Afghanistan is finally dug. Now hand me that Blimpy fart you’ve been saving and we’ll show Osama what it really means to screw with America!
Those are the 2 biggest turds I’ve ever seen, man. You better check them out to make sure they’re not bombs while I fart into this paper bag and then pop it in your ear.
mark claimed that one day they would look back on this moment and laugh and laugh……
…..frank disagreed…pulled out his revolver and shot mark in the face
John never trusted the jokes of Frank to be totally harmless. Quickly understanding the possible implications of this particular one, he threw down his shovel and ran like hell…
Dr. Pickering is about to try out a hole he has spent decades digging… from England to France. The evidence of his labours covers the landscape. Some say he is mad. But he would have forgotten his lunch, had a colleague not spotted the oversight just in time.
Ok, this is it, I’m commiting suicide. Just cut the wire and my shitty life will over in a sec. I won’t feel a thing, everyone will think it was an accident. 3…2…1…
Ahhhhhhhhh..Mann…I really shoudln’t have had that extra bean burrito last night…I think I have the runs…I can barely hold it…I think I will just cut the red wire and get out of this friggin suit…
April 9th, 2002 at 1:10 am
all though it seemed like a good idea at the time, johns prankster days were soon to be over
April 9th, 2002 at 8:54 am
cure for constipation
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:20 pm
hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville…
April 9th, 2002 at 5:44 am
Children playing in the sand in the year 2050
April 9th, 2002 at 5:20 pm
Just then, Private Stapinsky realized that without a lighter the “Flaming Poo” trick was reduced to a bag of shit in his hand.
April 12th, 2002 at 9:10 pm
Even after the notorious paper bag affair, Bob’s his hiccups remained.
April 14th, 2002 at 8:42 pm
heehee… he’s gonna kill me for this one! …*BANG*
April 9th, 2002 at 1:47 am
That day a part of Jim died. Not because he was embarassed by the prank, but because it made him cut the wrong wire and explode.
April 17th, 2002 at 5:55 pm
Damn, I forgot. He can’t hear a thing in that helmet.
April 9th, 2002 at 7:40 pm
We have secretly changed Joe’s prank bag with a bag of dog shit. Let’s see if he notices…..
April 10th, 2002 at 11:01 am
April Fools Day reaches the desert with a bang.
April 9th, 2002 at 8:23 pm
Heh, we’ll see who’s ‘Defuser of the Month’ after this! Damn suck-up.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:04 pm
Webster’s definition of a SONOFABITCH!
April 9th, 2002 at 8:45 am
This is for that time you stole the Ring Dings out of my lunch, dickhead.
April 14th, 2002 at 4:24 am
bomb squat testing their new protective suites… : it’s paper-bag-resistant
June 23rd, 2006 at 10:11 am
A new, proactive approach demonstrated by the new shipping & receiving supervisor at “Stool Samples R Us”.
May 4th, 2002 at 5:07 am
Allright, Ted, the hole to Afghanistan is finally dug. Now hand me that Blimpy fart you’ve been saving and we’ll show Osama what it really means to screw with America!
April 14th, 2002 at 3:25 pm
Listen, John ! Think I found a way to raise our danger-bonus !
April 14th, 2002 at 5:16 pm
Those are the 2 biggest turds I’ve ever seen, man. You better check them out to make sure they’re not bombs while I fart into this paper bag and then pop it in your ear.
April 18th, 2002 at 10:20 am
Teamwork!
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:39 pm
next week on Jackass
April 29th, 2002 at 6:14 pm
Court marshall.
May 3rd, 2002 at 12:03 am
Afghanistan egg hunt.
February 25th, 2003 at 4:01 am
Clear..We Need A Doctor!!!
April 9th, 2002 at 1:21 am
Dude, I have your legs in this magic bottle!
April 9th, 2002 at 4:44 am
mark claimed that one day they would look back on this moment and laugh and laugh……
…..frank disagreed…pulled out his revolver and shot mark in the face
April 9th, 2002 at 10:47 am
John never trusted the jokes of Frank to be totally harmless. Quickly understanding the possible implications of this particular one, he threw down his shovel and ran like hell…
April 9th, 2002 at 2:44 pm
Dr. Pickering is about to try out a hole he has spent decades digging… from England to France. The evidence of his labours covers the landscape. Some say he is mad. But he would have forgotten his lunch, had a colleague not spotted the oversight just in time.
April 12th, 2002 at 4:52 pm
Wait! You forgot your lunch!
April 15th, 2002 at 3:57 am
and then george turned away and cried with disgust “why is one of your hands a bag and the other one so small and shrivelled?!”
April 15th, 2002 at 9:40 pm
I thought Gilligans Isle ended a while ago…
April 16th, 2002 at 3:02 am
hey man, you lunch is here.
April 17th, 2002 at 5:54 pm
DANGER!!! UNEXPLODED LUNCHBAG!!!
April 22nd, 2002 at 10:33 am
“Ok, If i just cut the red wire here, and put it here.” BANG!!!!!! “Christ! You damn fool, I’m going to kill you!”
April 26th, 2002 at 11:15 pm
How funny is that!!!!!!!
May 1st, 2002 at 2:18 pm
Where did I put that land mine again?
May 27th, 2002 at 5:39 pm
i know a guy that sucks dick…
June 2nd, 2002 at 10:56 am
If only his this bag was his sac…
June 4th, 2002 at 11:18 am
Definition of a bastard
June 9th, 2002 at 7:56 am
Vacationing at the Bikini Islands just isn’t what it used to be.
June 10th, 2002 at 10:16 pm
OK OK you win … heres your lunch bag back … but my Mom says you have to go play in your own yard this afternoon
June 30th, 2002 at 6:46 pm
This worked for Speedy Gonzolaz once
August 21st, 2002 at 10:19 pm
mua-hahahahahahaha evil laugh
August 21st, 2002 at 10:20 pm
mua-hahahahahaha
March 18th, 2003 at 11:01 pm
Pop, BOOM!
April 9th, 2002 at 12:24 am
one second later a Mushroom cloud was all that could be seen for miles
April 9th, 2002 at 5:45 am
Pesten op het werk!!
April 9th, 2002 at 3:09 pm
i love watching Bob shit his pants in these suits! They’re soooooo self contained
April 9th, 2002 at 3:43 pm
the US Special Forces had found the bomb, but alas, it was time for lunch.
April 10th, 2002 at 12:46 am
Hey sarge, I found the bomb those Al Quada guys left, now all I have to do is….. (PVT Jones of EOD’s last words)
April 10th, 2002 at 9:46 am
Ok, this is it, I’m commiting suicide. Just cut the wire and my shitty life will over in a sec. I won’t feel a thing, everyone will think it was an accident. 3…2…1…
April 10th, 2002 at 10:26 am
BOOM baby !
April 10th, 2002 at 11:29 pm
Ok, I’m cutting the black wire…gosh, defusing a bomb is the most nervewracking thing I can imagine….
April 11th, 2002 at 8:58 am
Hey Jimmy, I can’t get this bag open… ah you’re busy.. never mind… I am just gonna open this the easy way.
April 12th, 2002 at 5:17 pm
I have no hair
March 18th, 2003 at 1:34 am
When we landed on the moon, many thought it was a hoax. But this photo prooves we can make it as far as pluto. Now what bitch!
April 9th, 2002 at 2:57 am
here’s your lunch mate.
April 9th, 2002 at 4:36 am
The Big Bang, the sequel
April 9th, 2002 at 5:33 am
unhealthy work inviorments
April 9th, 2002 at 8:17 am
I know my keys are somewhere in there!
April 9th, 2002 at 10:09 am
birthdays were always fun in the squad
April 9th, 2002 at 12:11 pm
Dude! I found your Crown Royal! You don’t have to do this!
Alcoholism kills.
April 9th, 2002 at 2:04 pm
Mulder and Scully at the Boardwalk
April 9th, 2002 at 3:09 pm
Oh shut up! It’s just a bomb!
April 9th, 2002 at 4:11 pm
tik tak tik tak tik tak…………
April 9th, 2002 at 5:31 pm
Don’t blow the bomb yet! It’s time for lunch!
April 10th, 2002 at 1:11 am
Ahhhhhhhhh..Mann…I really shoudln’t have had that extra bean burrito last night…I think I have the runs…I can barely hold it…I think I will just cut the red wire and get out of this friggin suit…
April 10th, 2002 at 1:39 pm
Pop goes the weasel…
April 10th, 2002 at 9:51 pm
Tatooine (AP): Before entering the Sarlac Pit, the xenobiologists wanted to make sure they had their trusty bagged lunches.
April 11th, 2002 at 1:41 pm
Im telling yer we get a lot more oxygen in here than in that bag
April 11th, 2002 at 8:18 pm
Right after the prank, Larry cleaned out the crap in his suit and then beat the crap out of Stanley.
April 9th, 2002 at 1:44 am
What The???
April 9th, 2002 at 8:14 am
Hey, Mike, this really is the BOMB!!
Your jokes blow, Steve!!