Boozer
I guess this is a good photo to coincide with my interesting weekend.
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April 9th, 2002 at 3:14 pm
quick, steal his nuts
April 9th, 2002 at 7:51 pm
“Things got tough for Rocky once the royalty checks stopped and that ingrate Bullwinkle cut him off.”
April 10th, 2002 at 11:18 am
SQUIRREL FOR SALE
Appears to be dead. $20 OBO.
Call after 7 PM. If old woman answers, hang up and call later.
April 10th, 2002 at 3:59 pm
All Your Nuts are Belong to Us!
April 9th, 2002 at 8:37 pm
It’s sad what central park will do to a squirrel.
April 11th, 2002 at 1:37 pm
I’m not as squirrel as you drunk I am!
April 10th, 2002 at 1:06 am
Mini-bar my ass…was plenty of bar for me…
April 12th, 2002 at 9:46 pm
After the photo arrived anonymously on the desk of Dean Johnson, Rocco’s dream of being the state’s first college graduate rodent was over.
April 10th, 2002 at 2:31 am
One bottle airline tequila - $5
One marijuana joint - $7
Framing America’s favorite flying squirrel - Priceless
April 10th, 2002 at 3:54 pm
…This is your brain on drugs.
April 9th, 2002 at 11:18 pm
damn someone must have stolen my nuts
April 10th, 2002 at 4:39 am
Dude. Where’s my car?
April 10th, 2002 at 11:15 am
Sparky, the canine photographer, was a master at capturing previously unseen moments of neighborhood wildlife.
April 10th, 2002 at 11:48 am
“The street is no place for a small mammal.” said the mayor at a recent press conference as concern over homeless squirrels grows.
April 14th, 2002 at 12:43 pm
“yum…paper”
April 15th, 2002 at 8:20 am
“Things got tough for Rocky once the royalty checks stopped
and that ingrate Bullwinkle cut him off.”
April 15th, 2002 at 1:06 am
Damn you Ernie. So that’s were child support goes.
April 15th, 2002 at 11:03 am
Oh yeah baby … that’s the stuff …
April 15th, 2002 at 6:46 pm
awwwwwwwwwww, he thoughthe would get some.
April 17th, 2002 at 2:42 pm
Necrophilism: the squirrel’s dead.
April 17th, 2002 at 5:47 pm
Kids: Taxidermy is no laughing matter. Don’t try this at home.
April 19th, 2002 at 8:53 am
He might have a mighty hangover when he wakes up, but perhaps he’ll forget vomiting on that cute chippy’s chest.
April 29th, 2002 at 3:47 am
Why lie? So what if I do want a beer.
May 5th, 2002 at 9:56 pm
look its scott fisher!
May 5th, 2002 at 10:01 pm
Here’s one of my three photos in my collection. This one’s of a squireel doing an impersonation of myself. The other two are one of Norman Rockwell beating up a child and the other is of Harry Houdini locking his keys in his car.
May 6th, 2002 at 9:47 pm
Taxidermists with too much free time
May 13th, 2002 at 1:09 am
Keith Richards had finally hit bottom.
May 15th, 2002 at 7:39 pm
I thought alchohol was supposed to make you NOT get an erection.
May 25th, 2002 at 12:43 pm
Let them pink elephants come on now, if they dare
June 4th, 2002 at 12:34 pm
Next, on Behind the Music. Stevie Squirrel squanders all his royalties on booze and dope. Can he bring himself out of this shameful life? More, after this…….
June 5th, 2002 at 5:29 am
Animal studies prove smoking and drinking are bad… m’kay.
June 5th, 2002 at 2:16 pm
another who thought dot-coms were a sure thing
June 9th, 2002 at 7:38 am
At West Virginia University even the squirrels party!
June 18th, 2002 at 8:55 pm
The Geico twin off the set!
March 18th, 2003 at 8:29 pm
What is this? Double X?
Oh my, 5 big X’s!
October 30th, 2004 at 9:10 am
where are they now…
Alvin from alvin and the chipmonks
November 20th, 2004 at 12:18 am
The question of whether or not human beings are the most advanced creatures on the planet becomes a lot clearer when the others try to emulate us.
December 22nd, 2004 at 8:10 pm
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly.
December 23rd, 2004 at 12:13 am
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
April 9th, 2002 at 1:07 pm
Well, the evening began at the gentleman’s club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon…
April 9th, 2002 at 4:18 pm
Oh yeah, Rocky can fly!
April 9th, 2002 at 4:25 pm
After the cancelation of the tv series, Dale got a job as a double for Rocky, but Chip ended up on a different course. In the end, he was reduced to juggeling his nuts in exchange for drinks and smokes.
April 9th, 2002 at 5:17 pm
Seriously…I only need to crash for a few nights…wait this isn’t bob’s house.
April 10th, 2002 at 10:44 am
Light me up, already!
April 11th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
I’m jush a hic shquirrel trying to hic get a nut
April 10th, 2002 at 7:40 pm
Amsterdam…where even the animals are free to get squirrely.
April 10th, 2002 at 9:57 pm
Whoever took this picture after doing the dirty deed, please note that necrophilia is illegal and Alvin was underage. Arranging his corpse to look like he was a hooker won’t help you in a three strikes jurisdiction.
April 11th, 2002 at 8:53 am
Hell, you can OD this good only once in a life time!
April 11th, 2002 at 9:45 am
You can kick my very drunk friend for just $1.00!!
April 11th, 2002 at 10:22 am
you think hic you’re better’n me?! hic
April 11th, 2002 at 11:26 am
“Yeah baby!”
April 11th, 2002 at 3:11 pm
where’s mah horse…
April 11th, 2002 at 5:25 pm
It’s been a hard days night…
April 13th, 2002 at 12:26 pm
The photographer would like to stress that no animals were harmed or put under any undue stress during this photo-shoot.
April 13th, 2002 at 4:16 pm
Hos up, Pimps DOWN!
April 15th, 2002 at 6:48 pm
Never again will I see the light of day!
April 17th, 2002 at 11:34 am
Tree rat?……I got yer tree rat right here baby……stupid
!….
April 17th, 2002 at 7:49 pm
“Honey,I swear that wasn’t me!”
May 1st, 2002 at 2:39 pm
Disney’s Chip and Dale’s LAST adventure…
August 10th, 2003 at 3:03 am
Sally realized her drinking days had to come to an end when she woke up to next to him
April 9th, 2002 at 2:05 pm
When lawn ornaments go bad.
April 9th, 2002 at 3:15 pm
“who cares if i left the gas on” (eddie izzard fans might get that one)
April 9th, 2002 at 3:18 pm
S*~t where are my pants?
April 9th, 2002 at 3:23 pm
….and the next thing I know I’m waking up in the gutter with one hell of a hangover and chaff marks on my ass.
April 9th, 2002 at 4:10 pm
Hey, that’s the bastard that cracked my bar !!!
April 9th, 2002 at 4:51 pm
God damn Maude. I should of known she would have left me for the golf pro.
April 9th, 2002 at 11:43 pm
Disagreeable, however it may already become …
April 9th, 2002 at 11:18 pm
damn someone must have stolen my nuts
April 10th, 2002 at 8:47 am
After the shock of watching his bitch get hit by a car…. Karl decides to make the pain go away with the help of his close buddy JACK D.
April 10th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
Shhhh. I just about got her fooled into coming over here.
(shameless theft—variation of a very old joke about a rooster playing dead waiting for a hawk to get close enough to screw it).
April 12th, 2002 at 12:30 am
I don’t need to climb no stinkin’ trees for no stinkin’ acorns!
April 11th, 2002 at 9:08 am
she doesn’t have nuts.
April 11th, 2002 at 1:45 pm
now all i need to do is write that country n western song
April 11th, 2002 at 7:44 pm
Finally it was known that Alvin was not, in fact, a chipmunk. But that only the first of many shocking revelations…
April 12th, 2002 at 7:54 am
Just a squirrel tryin’ to get a nut.
April 19th, 2002 at 3:39 am
Meryl the squirrel never made it to see the redwoods……..
April 20th, 2002 at 7:29 pm
isawthisdrunkensquirrelwithacigaretteandiwaslikeohmygawd weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
June 28th, 2002 at 8:55 pm
things really got tough for medi-cal recipient Irvin J.Squirrel after he exceeded his plan limits for prescrpition Vicodin and had to resort to corn whiskey and pall malls.
July 22nd, 2002 at 2:08 am
Conker’s Bad Fur Day.
November 19th, 2004 at 3:03 pm
Fuckin’ gravity.
April 9th, 2002 at 2:01 pm
Three shots, two smokes, and 4 Viagra tablets later… Dale realized that pimping ain’t easy but it sho’ is fun!
April 9th, 2002 at 3:08 pm
ah well, at least they didn’t shave me when they kicked me outta the party..
April 9th, 2002 at 4:49 pm
Outrage over mad doctor’s dead squirrel in put-up photo [photo courtesy of Dr Pickering's Chanhole Project]
April 9th, 2002 at 7:14 pm
no matter what, the tail has to look good…yeah
April 15th, 2002 at 11:05 am
Instead of saving forests you can always make the animals forget !
April 15th, 2002 at 11:09 am
Stepping stone theory … my ass
April 20th, 2002 at 10:03 am
Booze and Booze alike
April 21st, 2002 at 9:59 pm
A bottle of tequilla and a squirrel costume: PRICELESS.
April 26th, 2002 at 11:14 pm
When good Squirrels go bad….
November 19th, 2004 at 6:11 pm
Rocky got his booze and his smokes, but how such a little squirell sucked enough dick to afford them, no one will ever know.
April 9th, 2002 at 1:23 pm
Im always drinkin too early in the morning.
April 9th, 2002 at 3:07 pm
They say it helps preventing Alzheimers disease…
April 9th, 2002 at 3:32 pm
Damn mexican kicks my ass everytime
April 9th, 2002 at 5:33 pm
Don’t do what Daddy does for a living, kids.
April 9th, 2002 at 7:37 pm
“Yeah, (cough, cough) I was sober for seven years and what did it get me? Nothing. So here I am”(cough, cough)
April 9th, 2002 at 8:39 pm
Uhhhh, I need an advil.
April 10th, 2002 at 12:27 am
A “GINKOUIN”(bank clerk) of Mizuho Bank, who has been in rocoery work of the ATM and transfer trouble, sleepless for ten days, takes a break.
April 10th, 2002 at 9:44 pm
Duuuuuuuuuudeee…… stoner squirrel! DUUUUUUUUUUUDE
April 20th, 2002 at 10:01 am
Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum!