Forbidden love?
How much did these two drink last night?
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April 11th, 2002 at 10:56 pm
Another example of what every man knows: no matter how ugly a dog you are, money can always get you good pussy.
April 11th, 2002 at 9:34 pm
Ummm…It’s not what it looks like…we were just…ummm…cold. Wow, you’re home early, was the game rained out?
April 12th, 2002 at 12:11 pm
rUfus, iF u eVer PiSs on tHe cARpeT AGaiN…dIs pIctuRE gOeS to youR paLls dOwn aT tHe doG pArk!
April 15th, 2002 at 1:11 am
Five-year-olds and staplers.
April 12th, 2002 at 6:27 am
After a night of drinking, the dog was starting to look good to Fluffy….
April 21st, 2002 at 9:43 pm
Grandma has some weird pillows…
April 11th, 2002 at 9:56 pm
It was a cold, dark stormy night. The power went out and their passion finally got the better of them.
At that moment they knew they had to be together.
They knew it was wrong. But it felt so RIGHT!
Then, the power came back on…
April 18th, 2002 at 5:10 pm
I love him, Mom, spots and all. And don’t give that “it’s only puppy love” spiel either.
April 12th, 2002 at 3:55 pm
Backstage at Purina commerical shoot.
April 12th, 2002 at 8:54 pm
Damn the law!
April 12th, 2002 at 2:33 am
The Clinton’s new dog caught in sex scandal with Monica’s cat — Little Bill to appear before Supreme Court next week.
April 12th, 2002 at 8:03 am
flirt with the camera, make love to the camera… I SAID TO THE CAMERA!! oh no, no noooo
April 13th, 2002 at 10:53 pm
oh shit, my husband’s home!
April 14th, 2002 at 6:15 pm
Scratch my nose and you are DOGFOOD.
April 18th, 2002 at 1:02 pm
Proof that you can always teach an old
dog new tricks.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:15 pm
Dog: This is wierd, I just don’t feel right.
Cat: Your crushing me.
Dog: I’m just not into this emotionally.
Cat: Your still crushing me.
April 12th, 2002 at 7:56 am
I’ll rub your back, if you rub mine…
ooh yeah, that’s the spot baby….
April 12th, 2002 at 4:23 pm
What’s really funny is that the CAT is the male!
April 13th, 2002 at 7:53 pm
Churchill and Sasha were horrified to be caught exchanging the love that dare not speak it’s name.
April 14th, 2002 at 1:02 am
It’s a Dog eat Pussy world….
April 14th, 2002 at 3:54 am
they look tazidermised.
April 14th, 2002 at 6:15 am
Both go: PLEASE! Put your pants back on!
April 14th, 2002 at 4:02 pm
Shit ! I must have forgotten my Alzheimer-pills !
April 15th, 2002 at 1:53 pm
A dog not noticing the cat has come
April 15th, 2002 at 12:08 pm
“What? Like you never wanted to try it?”
-When dogs come out of the closet-
April 17th, 2002 at 3:15 pm
Friction, Baby, Friction!
April 19th, 2002 at 8:54 pm
We’ve just got a bad case of static cling, that’s all. Now put that camera down and for God’s sake, prise us apart.
April 24th, 2002 at 9:44 am
And then I am going to lick your little doggie nu….what tha… What is that red light behind the mirror?
June 4th, 2002 at 3:00 pm
Romeo & Juliet 2002
June 9th, 2002 at 4:53 pm
Dear Butch - I cannot live with the shame. I’m afraid we have to end it. - Tiddles.
June 28th, 2002 at 9:00 pm
Today in world news,The chinese government quickly voted against a proposed replacement for the outdated “Ying-Yang” symbol.
July 1st, 2002 at 8:58 am
Does the King suspect?
September 4th, 2003 at 12:03 am
Fido: Oh! Uh…heh heh…hey there, Master. Oh, no, we’re not rough-housing, no sir. I’m…uhh, making it up to Felix. Hugging. You know, because I’ve been so mean to him…
Felix: …help me…Master…he’s going to…eat me…
Fido: …heh heh…ummm, nope, nothing wrong here, I assure you. I LOVE this cat. Love, love, love him. But we’re not having sex. No sir. I’m not trying to devour him either.
Felix: …there’s a bottle of…teriyaki sauce…under the…seat cushions…
Fido: Damn it, Felix! Shut up! SHUT YOUR FREAKIN’ MOUTH, CAT!
Felix: …and a shish-ke-bob stick…behind the…
Fido: I WARNED YOU, FELIX!
*furious clawing and biting ensues*
October 17th, 2003 at 10:09 am
Nickelodeon was forced to cancel the silly show “Catdog” after it’s controversial, “Parents Episode.”
April 12th, 2002 at 4:43 am
Dear Mom, thought you mite like dis. Las nite in the dorm we glued our pets togeva with Evostick - they look kinda confused!!
April 12th, 2002 at 8:05 am
It’s that damn rap music that is making them do these horrible thinkgs.
April 12th, 2002 at 10:24 am
yes…yes…right…NO! NO! NO!
April 12th, 2002 at 5:16 pm
Cats and dogs living together…
April 12th, 2002 at 7:08 pm
can’t you see we’re busy?!
April 14th, 2002 at 6:58 am
(from the TV) “IT’S ALIVE”!!…”IT’S ALIVE”!!!!!!!!!
April 14th, 2002 at 2:21 pm
Hy man, leave us alone ! Don’t you see i’m gonna get me some quality time ?
April 15th, 2002 at 6:57 pm
interspecial dating to the highest power
April 15th, 2002 at 7:58 pm
Lazy Me
April 16th, 2002 at 7:23 pm
Damn! That camera scares the shit out of us!
Hold me tighter!
April 17th, 2002 at 2:35 pm
We know there’s a discrepancy, but we’re both very happy.
April 17th, 2002 at 9:37 pm
…and that’s why Cat-ty style just never flew…
April 19th, 2002 at 5:03 am
Woops, what the hell can I tell the old lady to explain this?
April 19th, 2002 at 8:46 am
OK, who rubbed catnip on Butch?
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:38 pm
i was… uhhh… giving her CPR. Yeah. That’s it.
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:39 pm
Uh… I was… uhhhh… giving her CPR. Yeah, that’s it.
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:55 pm
next week on “the worlds funniest animals - late”
April 24th, 2002 at 12:16 pm
Jungle fever.
April 24th, 2002 at 7:06 pm
Baby…. ROCK¥n ROLL !
April 26th, 2002 at 11:13 pm
And the torrid affair came to an abrupt end when Miss Mew’s husband came home and found her in the arms of there neighbor Mr. Bo-Jangles…
May 2nd, 2002 at 7:32 am
MIT’s genetics lab produced another freak set of Siamese Twins?
May 3rd, 2002 at 4:46 pm
Sometimes I like a pussy.
May 10th, 2002 at 3:38 pm
Is this Doggy-style?
June 18th, 2002 at 8:50 pm
Hey yall! Watch this!
June 4th, 2002 at 4:50 pm
The guys down at the gene splicing lab are *still* laughing about this little screwup…
June 4th, 2002 at 4:50 pm
DONT JUDGE US!!
June 9th, 2002 at 8:21 am
They knew their relationship was unorthidox, but damn it felt so good.
June 9th, 2002 at 7:58 pm
My dog ate my Viagra!
June 21st, 2002 at 9:20 pm
HPLOVECRAFTP FINALLY GETS SOME PUSSY
June 28th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
No need to feed the dog.
Fido got his own bone.
August 1st, 2002 at 12:42 am
E! True Hollywood Story: Garfield and Odie
August 16th, 2002 at 7:46 pm
And here we have the sequel to the painting Dog’s Playing Poker.
December 22nd, 2004 at 6:42 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
December 22nd, 2004 at 9:23 pm
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
November 11th, 2005 at 5:40 pm
Newlyweds posing for the camera “say cheese!”
January 5th, 2006 at 7:10 pm
They were together in the House.
Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance…and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm. She wanted that…more than anything.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out… she screamed…he raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn’t hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn’t resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on…as did their growing passion and there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.
They knew it was wrong…
Their families would never understand…
So consumed were they in their passion that they heard no opening of doors…just the faint click of a camera……
May 1st, 2006 at 8:25 am
Iranian scientists have created the ultimate creature that can both bark and meow at the same time.
Its fatal flaw is its inabilty to pass faecal matter.
February 28th, 2007 at 10:24 am
May 25th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
love 4 timepass
April 11th, 2002 at 10:46 pm
Now we know what they mean when they say cats have bad vision.
April 12th, 2002 at 1:04 am
Dude, I got some pussy!
April 12th, 2002 at 3:12 am
I actually prefer a pussy shaved. But hey, hairy is better than none at all.
April 12th, 2002 at 8:05 am
Bad-Ass cats, on the next Gerry Springer.
April 12th, 2002 at 9:39 am
hahaa…they’re never gonna believe this at work tomorrow…
April 16th, 2002 at 10:15 am
Total Anarchy
April 12th, 2002 at 4:33 am
Sun shines on a dogs ass once in a while when it comes to gettin pussy
April 16th, 2002 at 12:53 am
later than evening i realized that the blob i was looking at was actually a cat and a dog stuck together.
April 12th, 2002 at 5:21 pm
This dog and cat are having sex.