allergy protection
Nair came out with a product to get rid of unsightly underarm hair and the nasty allergen infested cat hair.
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April 17th, 2002 at 5:45 pm
Puny human. I will not forget this insolence! You will pay!!!
April 12th, 2002 at 11:24 pm
ET’s love child.
April 14th, 2002 at 8:29 am
Yo quiero towel.
April 12th, 2002 at 9:09 pm
Secret spy photo from deep inside animal testing lab: Rogaine Soap a failure.
April 12th, 2002 at 1:20 pm
Hmm - your theory was correct - he WAS mostly fur!
April 15th, 2002 at 6:28 pm
The first step of the new chi-cat is to throughly wash your chi-cat, then spread on the new and improved chi-cat seeds…
April 18th, 2002 at 4:47 pm
How to tell when your OCD is effecting others.
April 12th, 2002 at 4:37 pm
The best way to keep your gargoyles clean is with soap and water.
April 23rd, 2002 at 8:35 pm
That’s it. I’m peein’ in here.
October 1st, 2004 at 1:02 am
I said shave YOUR pus… Oh never mind!
April 15th, 2002 at 1:49 pm
1 plucked cat, rinsed & seasoned
1 chopped onion
4 table spoons of olive oil
400 gr. hard vegetables of own choice
some freshly chopped herbs
1 bottle of dry white wine
..
OOPS..
1 DEAD plucked cat, rinsed & seasoned..
April 19th, 2002 at 8:48 pm
Get soap in my eye ONE MORE TIME and I swear I’ll have your bloody hand off, mate…
April 13th, 2002 at 10:33 pm
I never knew Karen Carpenter had a cat.
April 12th, 2002 at 4:36 pm
Honey… Did we always have hard water?
April 12th, 2002 at 9:07 pm
Mistakes were made.
April 14th, 2002 at 1:46 am
artistic circumcision
April 15th, 2002 at 9:18 am
Willy’s first contact with a shaved pussy …
April 15th, 2002 at 5:10 pm
Here Jaleel is preparing our newest weapon: Palestinian cat suicide bombers. Allah be praised!
April 19th, 2002 at 7:31 pm
Quick someone needs too jerk off and put that out of its misery
May 13th, 2002 at 2:11 pm
I’m getting angry.and when i get angry MR. Biglesworth gets upset.and when Mr. Biglesworth gets upset, people DIE.
April 12th, 2002 at 6:50 pm
now that’s what I call smooth…
April 12th, 2002 at 12:20 pm
Little did they know, the hairless cats would soon rise against humanity. With thier streamline and aerodynamic features, they would be virtually unstoppable.
April 13th, 2002 at 12:56 pm
I’ve lived with this obcessive compulsive disorder causing me to wash my cat since age 4.
April 12th, 2002 at 4:22 pm
so THIS is what came out when I unclogged the drain!
April 14th, 2002 at 5:34 pm
ALF’s personal chef prepares a delightful dinner.
April 12th, 2002 at 9:26 pm
The real reason cats hate water so much.
April 13th, 2002 at 7:12 am
I tried Claritin, and I tried Zyrtec; nothing. . . so if this don’t work for my allergies, this thing is outta here.
April 13th, 2002 at 10:48 am
…in this new upcoming Disney production the roles of Tom an Jerry will be played by one and the same actor.
April 15th, 2002 at 1:34 pm
…and be sure to completely remove all hair before cooking…
April 16th, 2002 at 9:33 am
Shaved or underaged?
April 16th, 2002 at 9:36 am
Read the lable before washing: do not bleach…
April 16th, 2002 at 11:45 am
hmmm–all my wrinkles are showing now–do they make Botox for Space Cats?!?!?
April 20th, 2002 at 5:11 am
the bold , not the beautiful
April 24th, 2002 at 7:10 pm
Shrinking test for washing powder performed on cat.
May 2nd, 2002 at 7:20 am
There’s more than one way to skin a cat.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:18 pm
“Yeah stupid, I think mom will notice something’s different when she get’s home. Now shut up and go find that glue stick. “
September 3rd, 2003 at 11:45 pm
“Well…I hope you’re happy, Jon. I understand that this prank is a petty, belated vengeance for all those years of me abusing you and kicking Odie off the ledges, and a fine vengeance it is. But damn you, Jon! Damn you! My hair will grow back, but my pride…my pride is forever wounded. Ask yourself this: was it worth it, Jon? Was it worth the irreparable harm done to your old friend Garfield? Oh yes, I certainly hope you’re happy. I need to lie down and cry now….”
June 28th, 2002 at 9:02 pm
Irma, did you buy one of those mexican chia pets from the flea market again?
April 13th, 2002 at 10:08 am
This shampoo just isn’t evil enough. It’s the diet coke of evil.
April 12th, 2002 at 10:22 am
Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!
April 12th, 2002 at 11:11 am
i said shave yo puss - i didn’t mean the actual cat!
April 12th, 2002 at 4:39 pm
Wow!?! That Nair really does work!!!
April 13th, 2002 at 9:36 am
so, about this hair extensions…
April 13th, 2002 at 10:19 am
I TOLD you to stop spanking that monkey!
April 13th, 2002 at 12:29 pm
A spokesperson of the St.Bernhard Dog Association categorically denied the rumour that the Swiss are genetically manipulating their dogs.
April 13th, 2002 at 1:11 pm
Damn, girl! You got one fuuuugly puusy.
April 13th, 2002 at 2:15 pm
That’s great honey, but that’s not what I meant when I said I like bald pussies.
April 13th, 2002 at 2:41 pm
That’s what I call a clean cut!
April 13th, 2002 at 10:45 pm
OH SHIT! I filled the sink with Nair!
April 14th, 2002 at 1:01 am
“King King ain’t got no shit on me”
April 14th, 2002 at 3:58 am
it looks taxidermised, too.
April 14th, 2002 at 5:09 am
Also class…look at the strange black & white turd it produced when it shit itself during the shaving process.
April 14th, 2002 at 2:18 pm
wait! before you wash, let me take off my wetsuite
April 14th, 2002 at 6:19 pm
Genetic Engineering goes awry when rat genes are introduced into cat genetics.
April 15th, 2002 at 12:57 am
My hair…?
April 15th, 2002 at 9:36 am
but what were they doing with Arafats headwear in the sink?
April 15th, 2002 at 12:09 pm
Got Nads?
April 16th, 2002 at 11:36 pm
I don’t mind the soap so much, but it’s combing my fringe with the steel brush that really hurts!
April 17th, 2002 at 2:31 pm
Ah!
April 18th, 2002 at 10:13 am
Mee-Ouch!
April 19th, 2002 at 3:04 am
My father was a cat, my mother, an elephant. But I…
April 19th, 2002 at 8:42 am
Damnit! You scrubbed to hard!
April 20th, 2002 at 12:27 am
My korean neighbor preparing the main course…
April 21st, 2002 at 3:52 pm
there are certain hairy things that should be shaved… some should be left alone…
April 24th, 2002 at 12:21 pm
Sashimi-grade kitty.
May 2nd, 2002 at 2:04 am
for hot, wet, one-on-one kitty porn just click…
May 6th, 2002 at 9:40 pm
Look what you did to Mr. Bigglesworth!!!
May 24th, 2002 at 10:58 pm
I don’t just wash my pussy in the bath tub you know….
June 4th, 2002 at 4:48 pm
“Steempy, yoo eediot! I toldju I don’t like to take baths!”
June 4th, 2002 at 6:48 pm
Underneath all the plastic, Joan Rivers was just an ordinary kitty
June 9th, 2002 at 9:26 am
Shit!….Honey, run to the vet and get Fluffy some hairball medicine!
June 9th, 2002 at 12:41 pm
The best way to avoid yeast infection.
June 10th, 2002 at 9:40 pm
…whats the name of that outfit doing the potuck dinner tonite ..SPCA..???
June 28th, 2002 at 8:26 pm
That’ll teach you to cough up a hairball in MY bed!!!
October 23rd, 2002 at 4:48 am
yeh its a cat gettign a bath
October 30th, 2004 at 9:12 am
when you see skin youve scrubbed too hard
April 12th, 2002 at 5:23 pm
thats strange, this cat looks a lot like my scrtum.
April 12th, 2002 at 9:37 am
Thats the last time I let you give me a haircut!!
April 12th, 2002 at 10:46 am
Looks like kitty needs some Rogain…
April 12th, 2002 at 5:20 pm
Pass me the barbecue sauce, Natalie
April 12th, 2002 at 5:27 pm
This hairless cat is being washed.
April 13th, 2002 at 8:04 am
Try to get a hairpiece for this!
April 12th, 2002 at 10:37 am
Well, now we know what a kitty looks like when its been left in the water too long…
April 12th, 2002 at 12:29 pm
i was just washing dishes, when i got to the moldy tupperware.. i touched the ivory soap bar to it like so- it turned into this thing