taliban game shoe
The taliban game show - choose your wife.
Caption Machine
as funny as you are.Single Entry
76 Captions to 'taliban game shoe'
Listed in order of rank.You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
April 15th, 2002 at 12:28 am
fatima waits by the side of the road with her 6 daughters
April 15th, 2002 at 7:22 pm
Muslim Pornography
April 15th, 2002 at 5:06 pm
Oh sure Ahmed, she looks hot. But, can she cook???
April 15th, 2002 at 5:20 pm
What a shame. Somebody threw out a perfectly good muslim woman
April 15th, 2002 at 12:32 pm
Tyra Banks models the latest offering from Salimah’s Secret, a sassy new burka in sky blue (Saks of Kabul, $26). Just the thing to turn a few heads at the bazaar or the next public execution. The luggage is by Afghani Tourister. (Sharper Image, Jalalabad - $2.95 for the set)
April 18th, 2002 at 5:22 pm
Take out the burkhas and the trash, or you won’t get no spendin’ cash.
April 15th, 2002 at 1:30 pm
Can you hear me now?
April 18th, 2002 at 4:32 pm
Dear Clyde’s Arabic Academy:
I want my money back. I wrote my mail order bride and told her that I like my women “a little trashy” and this is the photo she sent back.
April 15th, 2002 at 7:55 am
Matching baggage
April 15th, 2002 at 4:15 am
Call me an old bag once more and I’ll…
April 15th, 2002 at 12:30 pm
Afgani garbagemen pranks
April 23rd, 2002 at 9:18 pm
Traditional Muslim wrap… $25
Blue dye… $5
Being mistaken for a bag of trash by your husband… priceless
April 15th, 2002 at 12:56 am
I am happy here.
April 15th, 2002 at 5:25 pm
Wheres Waldo?
April 23rd, 2002 at 3:29 pm
Left over Taliban
April 15th, 2002 at 9:09 am
Jack risked it all for what was behind Door # 3
April 17th, 2002 at 10:56 pm
We hit it off at first, then I found out she was carrying too much baggage.
April 18th, 2002 at 3:10 am
forty billion tax dollars per year, and we can’t even afford to dress our spies like spies.
May 1st, 2002 at 2:30 pm
This should be easy to load with a pitch fork.
May 3rd, 2002 at 6:19 pm
Mom, uh lil help… I was taking out the trash then the bag raped me!!!
September 3rd, 2003 at 11:28 pm
“Heh heh heh…the metamorph potion worked! Yes! I’m completely blending in with my surroundings! Now to wait for those raccoons who keep rooting through my trash….”
April 15th, 2002 at 11:21 am
Hide and Seek, Afghani Style!
The last game by NATO Interactive! Now you too can be oppressed and assaulted as you quest for the ultimate hiding spot. An excellent party game, comes complete with costumes, timer and high yield bombs.
Fun for the entire family! Order today for just three easy payments of $14999.99.
April 15th, 2002 at 6:30 pm
Well, I guess the new Hefty bags really do hold in the moisture.
April 17th, 2002 at 11:30 am
The shame of Smurfette rolls on…
December 16th, 2003 at 2:45 pm
welcome to the win some money game show. todays callenge is to guess which bag a man is in. barbra i call you up first which do you think? ” um i think it is the colorful one aaaaaaan wrong answer! try again a nother time i call up debbie………..
May 19th, 2002 at 8:34 pm
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’VE JUST WON A FREE TARP TO WRAP YOUR ENTIRE BODY IN!
July 13th, 2002 at 2:08 am
Jerry Springer under his bed sheets
April 15th, 2002 at 4:05 am
Albert… can still you see me?
April 15th, 2002 at 8:20 am
So…which one is Osama?
April 15th, 2002 at 9:33 am
separated at birth?
April 15th, 2002 at 11:39 am
damn, I should have known that salesman was fooling me when he said it was a set of afghan Samsonite…
April 15th, 2002 at 7:49 pm
I am Osama bin Laden. No, I am Osama bin Laden. No, I am Osama bin Laden. Will the real Osama bin Laden please stand up.
April 16th, 2002 at 9:32 am
These Muslim warriors definitely have got super camouflage skills
April 16th, 2002 at 12:16 pm
the one with the longest facial hair is a woman. bweurk
April 16th, 2002 at 10:15 pm
Don’t go chasing waterfalls
April 17th, 2002 at 5:52 pm
What they don’t know is…I’m naked under this burkah.
April 17th, 2002 at 7:59 am
one of Afghanistan’s best undercover agents strikes again. Where will it end???
April 17th, 2002 at 2:08 pm
Hey, who’s been putting blue dye in the elephant’s food?
April 17th, 2002 at 2:29 pm
Which one’s the bag?
April 18th, 2002 at 8:07 pm
“It’ a good job I don’t have even the slightest bit of skin showing, because otherwise I might get horribly tortured to death! Ha ha ha ha ha!”
April 19th, 2002 at 4:01 am
This is my best Holloween costume yet.
I got six big bags of candy this year!!
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:34 am
Episode II costume budget comes up way short.
April 24th, 2002 at 12:20 pm
Crouching Bin Laden hidden Taliban.
April 25th, 2002 at 10:43 pm
like mother… like son…
April 26th, 2002 at 11:11 pm
Meow, Woof……Potato
Alas, Jenny never was very good at hide-and-go-seek…..
June 4th, 2002 at 3:51 pm
Afgans are now finding more creative ways to defect. Now if they could only afford trash men.
May 3rd, 2002 at 12:10 am
I don’t get this picture. Why would anyone take a picture of trash?
May 15th, 2002 at 7:52 pm
I like the ornage and blue dress on the left better
May 17th, 2002 at 3:20 pm
The new American Tourister Cinch Sack collection … available at finer stores nationwide.
June 4th, 2002 at 12:49 pm
Bus Driver:”$6 million Rupees for you, $2 million Rupees for your kids.”
June 4th, 2002 at 5:47 pm
At least the one on the right can see out of hers.
June 9th, 2002 at 7:55 am
Yeah, she’s a good lay, but man, she comes with so much baggage.
June 9th, 2002 at 8:04 pm
In the U.S. we have white trash, in the Middle East they have blue trash.
June 12th, 2002 at 8:15 am
Hide, Hide, here comes the American Garbage men!
June 28th, 2002 at 9:04 pm
they say if I shit on myself enough, I’ll be taken for one of these bags of poop
July 13th, 2002 at 12:04 pm
very good
March 1st, 2003 at 5:33 pm
Allah? are you there?….is anyone there?
June 8th, 2003 at 3:51 pm
Taliban spy!
October 30th, 2004 at 9:13 am
The more clever iraqis pose as bags of garbage to escape opresion… seemingly the smell is all the same anyway
April 28th, 2004 at 9:33 am
“TAXI!”
April 14th, 2002 at 11:16 pm
Life continues to be hard for the Afgan praire dogs despite heroic efforts to blend in.
April 15th, 2002 at 9:16 am
Did you put all the garbage outside, silly Willy?
April 15th, 2002 at 4:41 am
STOP BAGGING HER… UM… IT…
April 14th, 2002 at 10:52 pm
Which of these things is not like the other things? Please answer in complete sentences!
April 14th, 2002 at 11:02 pm
College kids get trashed in Afghanistan too.
April 14th, 2002 at 11:23 pm
Trash, trash, wife. I mean…goose.
The newest party game for children.
April 15th, 2002 at 11:44 am
still, 6 out of 7 afghan women don’t like being photographed.
April 15th, 2002 at 11:19 am
A continuing problem for the under-paid trash men of the Taliban, they are trained that if the bag moves, winces, cries out, kicks, punches, or even moos - they are to drop it immediatley.
April 15th, 2002 at 5:22 pm
What the differance between garbage and a Muslim woman? You can take the garbage out.
April 15th, 2002 at 5:22 pm
Do you know the differance between this woman and the garbage? No seriously, I am asking . . .
April 17th, 2002 at 3:43 pm
women are like garbage bags, once they’re filled, put them with the rest of the trash
May 3rd, 2002 at 11:18 am
I’m sure she finds it just as amusing as you all seem to. Wankers…
June 4th, 2002 at 9:07 pm
yet another afgani woman hiding from the taliban men. lets just hope they don’t figure it out on garbage day!
April 15th, 2002 at 10:17 am
This Islamic woman is afraid that Pat Robertson and the Cristian Coalition have too influnce on President Bush. She’s worried that the intolerant right wing will strip her of her rights.
April 16th, 2002 at 2:28 pm
An Afghani woman is made homeless and has to flee her country as the son of a Bush’s “crusade” continues to bomb afghan villages.
May 25th, 2002 at 4:28 am
just answer me why mainly priest r inculpated in sexual or incest actions??i think the latest version on the bible allows that!! fuk u all