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This is the advantage of seeing the cruise missile before it hits.

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  1. born says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 3:10 pm

    Afgan soldier plays Quiddich.

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  2. Pete says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 8:29 pm

    Afghani piÒata

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  3. bANAAL says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 9:40 am

    Midget attacks Afghan boy

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  4. bANAAL says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 11:16 am

    Because Abdul couldn’t pay for those expensive flight lessons he had to find alternative ways to fly into a building.

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  5. fkline says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 8:04 pm

    The Taliban Space Program: yet to cross the 10 foot high mark

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  6. ComaCleaR says:

    April 17th, 2002 at 7:20 am

    Crouching Afghan, Hidden Laughter.

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  7. MalCog says:

    April 19th, 2002 at 7:42 am

    Afghan tank captain makes ingeneous use of captured taliban as a mine sweeper.

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  8. The Beaver says:

    April 19th, 2002 at 3:52 am

    Abdul was happy to jump on the trampoline untill it was his turn to drive the tank.

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  9. SickCylo says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 5:16 pm

    Abdul’s secret weapon: the float shoes from final fantasy.

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  10. Anonymous says:

    April 18th, 2002 at 1:06 am

    Ha ha. All these people are gonna die. Sweet.

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  11. bubba says:

    December 16th, 2003 at 2:39 pm

    man these anti-gravity boots ROCK!

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  12. zorba says:

    April 17th, 2002 at 3:40 pm

    HANG IN THERE MAN !!!!!

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  13. Kilroy says:

    April 19th, 2002 at 2:56 am

    It’s comin right for us!!!

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  14. Big M says:

    April 19th, 2002 at 5:14 am

    Revenge of the flying Afghan Warriors

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  15. 9Nails says:

    April 24th, 2002 at 8:58 am

    Tank bungee-jumping, the next X-treme sport in Afghanastan!

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    Boing! This is a Holy War! Boing! I walk on air! Boing! All praise Alah! Boing! This is a Holy War! Boing!

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  16. Anonymous says:

    June 4th, 2002 at 10:31 am

    The Afgan Flintstones Musical opens production with “The Great Gazoo”

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  17. Lauren says:

    June 9th, 2002 at 4:23 pm

    Unbeknownst to the soldiers, the new Afghani tanks come equipped with an “ejection seat.”

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  18. kowcop says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 3:57 pm

    they are now cleverly disguising their catapaults as tanks.. look out

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  19. Joe says:

    March 3rd, 2003 at 5:10 pm

    Dude.. izzat.. I think it is! Harry mohhammad Alzear Ackbar Potter

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  20. Impfac says:

    August 10th, 2003 at 3:08 am

    A small band of rebels attempt to capture a strategic child in Afghanistan.

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  21. BanYas says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 5:12 pm

    Trying to get away from his new found fame, Harry Potter seeks peace and quiet in afgan caves. Altough recognized, American troops shoot anyway.

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  22. James says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 10:40 am

    Oh no! The flying elves are back!

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  23. xoot says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 7:01 pm

    Was it the wine?

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  24. Big M says:

    April 19th, 2002 at 5:13 am

    Mohammed lives! and he’s flying high once more…

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  25. corn fed says:

    December 7th, 2004 at 8:21 am

    look its mary popings back there!

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  26. Anonymous says:

    June 4th, 2002 at 10:35 pm

    yeah, those tanks can be a bitch when they sneak up behind you and scare the shit out of you. really makes ya jump, eh abdulah? heh, heh.

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  27. alan seaton says:

    July 5th, 2002 at 8:31 pm

    Dude I thought the DMV revoked your dad’s Jaheed anti-aircraft tank license?

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  28. Steve 1 says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 8:19 am

    Afhan boy looks on as an Afghan warrior practises his new mutant powers of levitation

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  29. Moscow says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 12:14 pm

    I wonder where he will crash.

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  30. Fenris says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 12:51 am

    this is funny but the 9/11 pictures arent huh?

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  31. Babylon says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 9:59 am

    Screw you guys.. I’m going home…

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  32. BigM says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 9:29 am

    Next time on ‘Amazing Stories’: Osama will demonstrate he is no fake prophet by walking on water.

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  33. wb22gprix says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 9:43 am

    Afghanistan’s new war machine…the flying broom.

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  34. ferkee says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 11:18 am

    Two Afgan youths proudly display their newest deserter ornament.

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  35. Cynic says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 2:35 pm

    yeah okay.

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  36. Lex Mansky says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 2:36 pm

    The lone member of the Taliban airforce takes off oh his broom

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  37. wb22gprix says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 3:00 pm

    Who’s making fun of somebody? There’s a guy seemingly flying in the background.

    When I submitted this, and when I saw this Associated Press photo on CNN, I was not thinking about people in Afghanistan, yeah it sucks for them, but there’s a guy flying in the background! Ok?

    But of course we can make fun of people with defects, facial piercings, and personal blunders, right?

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  38. Anonymous says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 9:42 pm

    war is not funny.

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  39. Anonymous says:

    April 17th, 2002 at 2:24 am

    The man in the background was hung when he failed to observe the school zone.

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  40. Waldo Izenta says:

    April 18th, 2002 at 7:37 pm

    “They made a special seat, just for me guys! Wheeeee!”

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  41. Drake says:

    May 1st, 2002 at 2:16 pm

    After surviving severe bombings, Abdul jumps from his tank and breaks his neck.

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  42. corym says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 9:15 am

    OMG HES WALKING IN FRONT OF THAT TANK 2 FOOT OFF THE GROUND!

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  43. Wompum says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 12:15 am

    Habib just remembered he missed his camel.

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  44. Karen Berreth says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 12:26 am

    “No, Ahmed, You’ve read that Pan story too many times.”

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  45. Anonymous says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 1:59 am

    i don’t get this

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  46. Kim says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 3:04 am

    Your Tax Dollars At Work
    see article on real price of gas at
    First Blush

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  47. Raymond says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 10:13 pm

    i have a towel on my head! fuh fuh fuh.

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  48. plankton says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 1:36 am

    Just a few seconds later tragedy would strike Pan-al-Arazeri and his lost boys when the hellfire missile launched from the unmanned CIA predator drone killed them all in a spectacular yellow-orange fireball. God Bless America!

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  49. I, like many, do not get the new direction that The Caption Machine is taking. Funny blunders is one thing, but to attempt to make fun of the people that are so misfortunate and weak is not good blogging. I will wait till the fair humor returns. Real life says:

    April 16th, 2002 at 1:28 pm

    Turned A New Page

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