Why sheep go bad
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April 17th, 2002 at 4:24 am
Come to Australia, where men are men and pretty girls are hard to find
April 18th, 2002 at 4:32 pm
Beastiality. Australian for Love.
April 17th, 2002 at 9:45 pm
Willing to kill himself for his unrequited love and in a moment of raging passion, Sparky the Dog threw himself out in front of Billy and his Fiance.
April 18th, 2002 at 6:38 am
When he told me he was doing a ‘ewie’ on his trail bike, I naturally thought he was turning around!
April 17th, 2002 at 9:08 am
Now, let’s find a bumpy road.
April 17th, 2002 at 7:13 am
Why the sheep you ask? Simple, pigs are slippery.
April 17th, 2002 at 4:04 am
After her death, Lamb Chop, Charley Horse and Hush Puppy were freed at last from Shari’s tight grip to pursue their own dreams. Lamb Chop, no longer required by contract to keep her fleece “white as snow” delights in dirtbike instruction from the sport’s reformed Amish founder.
April 17th, 2002 at 10:26 am
Shaved on the sheep’s back: If you can read this, the shepherd fell of.
April 18th, 2002 at 5:01 pm
Bob couldn’t figure out why none of the studios would buy into his “Easy Rider” meets “Animal Farm” concept.
April 18th, 2002 at 7:56 pm
“No Lassie, I really don’t want you to go and get anyone to help this time…”
April 22nd, 2002 at 4:06 pm
The sheep’s the one driving, dumbass- he picked up the guy in the hat.
April 17th, 2002 at 2:21 am
I didnt know how to git there, sos i got Nelly to drive.
April 17th, 2002 at 8:25 am
Ever since that high-school prank went awry, Paul has learned to live with the Mrs. Fluffy glued to his genitals.
April 19th, 2002 at 2:53 am
If you can read this, the bitch is in front.
April 19th, 2002 at 4:03 pm
After robbing the neighbor’s sheep Joe couldn’t resist driving over the neigbor’s dog as well.
April 17th, 2002 at 11:15 am
With promises of wedded splendor, Wooly finally romanced the shepherd into taking her away from her bucolic lifestyle and her overbearing parents.
April 17th, 2002 at 9:30 am
After a long debate on whether or not Nelly needed a corsage, Billy Bob wisked her away to his 10th consecutive high school prom, and hoped that this year.. he would finally be crowned king.
April 17th, 2002 at 12:57 pm
After eating a patch of wild mushrooms, Roxxy — the Border Collie was confronted by her worst nightmare.
April 17th, 2002 at 7:24 pm
“Hell, this is even better than the washing machine!”
May 2nd, 2002 at 9:33 am
Settle down, we’re almost there…
April 17th, 2002 at 8:10 am
Another taboo gone…
April 17th, 2002 at 10:55 am
As he braked in front of the dog, joe’s cow-shaped airbag suddenly went off.
April 17th, 2002 at 12:09 pm
Herd this biatch
April 17th, 2002 at 12:47 pm
The old angry sheep finally got her revenge on the evil WOOOOOOOLLLLLLVES. Babe is not far behind.
April 17th, 2002 at 2:01 pm
now grab a hold of my handles and RIDE ME BABY
April 17th, 2002 at 3:09 pm
Jed is trying to set a new world record…..bunny hop over a dog and then jump 13 cars while ejaculating into a lamb. Truly Amazing!
April 17th, 2002 at 5:53 pm
Winnemuca, Nevada. Where men are men and sheep are nervous!
April 19th, 2002 at 4:05 am
Zeb is on the lamb again. Will the law ever catch him?
June 4th, 2002 at 5:14 am
Ride Share Thursday
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:56 pm
…and later in the dream, Colonel Sanders crucifies Elvis. What does it MEAN, doctor?
June 23rd, 2006 at 10:21 am
Tonight on A&E……….
Ben Roethlisberger.
The UNTOLD story.
April 17th, 2002 at 2:32 am
Cloned sheep are not only fatter than other sheep but are born knowing how to drive.
April 17th, 2002 at 11:08 am
The real secret of cloning is revealed…and you thought it was a test tube.
April 17th, 2002 at 2:25 pm
Where men are men and dogs are dogs
April 17th, 2002 at 3:19 pm
Shazam was confused by the marketing of sheepskin seat covers.
April 17th, 2002 at 5:20 pm
…..and Billy-Bob & Susie rode off into the sunset, never to return to Preston county, W.Va. again
April 17th, 2002 at 6:02 pm
Hmmm…never tried a mÈnage ‡ trois before…
April 18th, 2002 at 3:26 pm
Ellie finally gets her revenge on the Border Collie who nips at her heels and Cletus gets a little something as payment for the motorbike lessons.
April 18th, 2002 at 4:55 pm
Billy and his lover fled yet another possible arrest in the Southwest. Beastality is frowned upon, and the sheep had his heart……
April 19th, 2002 at 7:37 am
On a hot day in Wales, the locals gather for a party.
April 20th, 2002 at 5:07 am
who needs airbags anyway
April 23rd, 2002 at 6:07 pm
Jethro was so successful with his Velco Gloves, he executes his final testing phase of his Velco pants “the Road Test”..
April 26th, 2002 at 11:09 pm
And with a simple “I Do” the minister pronounced them man and “wife”. NOW THE HONEYMOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 1st, 2002 at 2:10 pm
As he had no son, Paul wanted Dolly to become the motorcrosser he had never been.
May 8th, 2002 at 6:24 pm
I’m a baaaaaaad ass
May 13th, 2002 at 1:07 am
The newlyweds couldn’t wait to get to thier room.
July 26th, 2002 at 11:38 pm
Dodge wouldn’t cut me a break on that new Dakota Sport…
December 31st, 2004 at 11:57 pm
bring your date home for new years eve .. time to get lucky for midnight
June 23rd, 2006 at 10:23 am
Only ewe can prevent prostate enlargement.
April 17th, 2002 at 5:39 pm
Always look both ways before crossing the Outback.
April 19th, 2002 at 8:27 pm
Out da way, Doggie, I got a frisky one what is drunk!
April 17th, 2002 at 11:52 am
Just another Saturday night in the Outback.
April 17th, 2002 at 1:57 pm
Get out of the friggin road or you are next…
April 17th, 2002 at 4:20 am
‘Die Doggie Die!’
April 17th, 2002 at 7:13 am
After years of dog dominance, sheep rise up and throw off their chains of slavery.
Unfortunately, in the process realise that riding side saddle has some limitations.
This creates the conuundrum of trading sex for power.
April 17th, 2002 at 9:17 am
Sure beats the ol’e velcro trousers in the sheep-shagging convenience department.
April 17th, 2002 at 12:57 pm
I love Betty Lou, but Fluffy here is less hairy!
April 17th, 2002 at 5:40 pm
Eye That Cycle, Myte!
April 17th, 2002 at 6:34 pm
Duke! Just let me hit the dog once….just once, Duke!
April 17th, 2002 at 10:06 pm
25 million American dollar reward? Bah! Rumsfeld will never spot me in this disguise.
April 18th, 2002 at 5:35 pm
No worries mate - fair dinkum!
April 19th, 2002 at 3:31 am
All, right. Where’s the fire?
April 19th, 2002 at 9:55 pm
Wait your turn, Fido.
April 24th, 2002 at 2:45 pm
Born to be baaad
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:29 am
“Dinner and a date to go, must be my lucky day.”
April 25th, 2002 at 3:17 pm
Rawhide!
May 1st, 2002 at 2:57 pm
stuck again and no cold water for miles
May 6th, 2002 at 9:05 pm
Ever since the livestock got the driver’s licenses all they do is run over the domesticated species.
May 18th, 2002 at 8:00 pm
Mr. and Mrs. Bin Laden decided that this was the best way to flee from the United States Marines.
June 3rd, 2002 at 4:48 pm
Ralph cleverly disguises himself as a sheep and sneaks past Sam into the flock of sheep…Little does Ralph know he has made a grave mistake. Sam chuckles as Ralph and the sheep herder drive off into the sunset. Another victim of the Happy Herder.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
New on ESPN 6: X-treme Sheep Sports.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:33 pm
How the hell else are you going to teach a sheep to drive a motorcycle?
June 5th, 2002 at 9:05 am
I thought for SURE that was the K-Y Jelly… who left that damn super glue lying around anyway?
June 19th, 2002 at 10:48 pm
WHERE THE MAN ARE MANY, THE WOMEN ARE FEW AND THE SHEEP ARE SCARED
January 22nd, 2003 at 6:23 am
if wales is booked ocme to Australia were the sheep don’t know kilts
February 14th, 2003 at 8:16 am
THOSE WELSH PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK !
September 3rd, 2003 at 11:06 pm
“‘Join the Cyclone Rangers,’ they said. ‘Feel the wind in your hair, travel the world and taste the adventure of the open road,’ they said. ‘Be like the Hell’s Angels but without the pricey Harleys,’ they said. But did they mention that I’d be transporting a bunch of frickin’ LIVESTOCK?!? NooOOOooo….”
September 19th, 2003 at 4:47 pm
Feeling unfulfilled in his current relationship, Franco decided to pack up his belongings and leave . . .
September 19th, 2003 at 4:49 pm
And you’ll never come back from Copper Head Roooaaaad!!!
October 3rd, 2003 at 11:16 am
australia. where men are men and sheep are scared…
October 22nd, 2003 at 2:50 am
HERD THIS!
October 30th, 2003 at 11:34 pm
Rider: “I sure hope that guy in the van next to me doesn’t think anything funny. Wouldn’t that be terrible if he had a camera?”
April 18th, 2002 at 3:08 am
Hey, Australia just found another use for sheep… wool!
April 17th, 2002 at 10:16 pm
no you are
April 22nd, 2002 at 8:59 am
ITS NEW ZEALAND FOLK WHO ROOT SHEEP, NOT US AUSTRALIANS!
April 24th, 2002 at 9:54 am
is that legal?
April 29th, 2002 at 2:34 pm
Honest, mate, I was just helpin’ her sit forward a bit…
May 3rd, 2002 at 2:24 am
Tel James Jensen of 24316 Ne 27th Pl
Redmond, WA 98074-5436, has many problems that prevent him from being normal and not touching my camera. Send his family bombs from the end of time.