The Pits
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April 18th, 2002 at 10:20 am
now women know how it feels like to eat pussy
April 18th, 2002 at 2:43 pm
Doesn’t smell like teen spirit
April 18th, 2002 at 4:42 pm
Even late in life the quadruplets still liked to do everything together.
April 19th, 2002 at 1:18 am
Asian and Eastern European women demand mail-order grooms with hairless, odorless underarms, the better to cradle their pretty little heads at night.
Mariaís House of Men strives to please with laser hair removal, glandular surgery and a thorough inspection of each North American man before heís shipped out with love to Russia, the Phillipines, Ukraine, and China.
April 18th, 2002 at 9:29 am
Another cruel trick played at Urich’s Camp for the Blind.
April 18th, 2002 at 7:49 pm
Hey, there’s an echo in here!
April 19th, 2002 at 1:39 am
Recent study proves that short dark-haired women scientists who wear shades like the smell of middle-aged jogger’s armpits.
April 20th, 2002 at 12:46 pm
And you thought your job was the pits?
April 29th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
This new method of growing mushrooms was soon forgotten.
May 2nd, 2002 at 7:16 am
Lured by the promise of big money grown men go through the first qualification rounds to become Pheromone donors.
April 19th, 2002 at 9:06 pm
Just as the curse predicted, the Olfanger quintuplets were sentenced to eternity in hell.
April 18th, 2002 at 2:55 pm
scratch n sniff
April 19th, 2002 at 2:51 am
The bset way women found to grow immune to their husbands body odor.
April 18th, 2002 at 9:49 am
After its founder died, the Schulen School of Dance went rapidly downhill.
April 18th, 2002 at 2:47 pm
The Worst job ever.
April 18th, 2002 at 5:31 pm
Sniff Jasmine? No, wait… Sandalwood!
April 19th, 2002 at 3:56 pm
Cannibalistic Cookbook, chapter one:
Always make sure the meat is fresh and still alive. This is done by sniffing the armpit (if there’s sweat the meat is fresh) and maybe nibbling it a bit to be sure.
April 20th, 2002 at 2:50 pm
On the set of the new game show: “Who didn’t use deoderant?”
April 20th, 2002 at 2:55 pm
isn’t it embarassing when you wearing the same outfit as a coworker?
April 20th, 2002 at 4:15 pm
This isn’t so bad of a job. In the lab down the hall they have to sniff assholes and rate beerfarts.
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:24 am
French scientists try in vain to disprove those nasty rumors.
April 22nd, 2002 at 5:39 pm
ok, next test, to see if the butt musk works!!
April 23rd, 2002 at 6:52 am
Gretl was punished severely after her collegues found out she had been sleeping on the job…
May 17th, 2002 at 2:56 am
i think this is the worst job in the world!!!!! don’t you???!?
June 4th, 2002 at 2:55 pm
And I thought my job was bad!
June 11th, 2002 at 2:43 am
i wanna li li lick u from your head to ur toe, what is your fant a ta sy
April 19th, 2002 at 12:36 pm
Keep your hands where I can see ‘em!
April 18th, 2002 at 9:27 am
Inside closed doors at oldspice, tonight at 8
April 18th, 2002 at 11:04 am
Tests at Natick Labs show that armpit stench could not be effectivley used as a non leathal weapon
April 18th, 2002 at 11:22 am
Physicals gone wrong.
April 18th, 2002 at 11:26 am
CORP.INC’s new double-duty “deodorant/old-woman-nose-magnet spray” test proves successful, yet strangely unpractical.
April 18th, 2002 at 12:57 pm
Smells like fried chicken…
April 18th, 2002 at 11:56 am
thanks to new method these women can finally walk freely without anybody noticing their massive nostrill hair
April 18th, 2002 at 12:17 pm
“Yep, he’s a natural blonde.”
April 18th, 2002 at 4:55 pm
NYC subway riders sometimes get badly encrusted underarms, freezing them in position for hours
April 18th, 2002 at 5:49 pm
Are you sure your sure?
April 19th, 2002 at 5:15 am
Yes, this definitely proves that you need to wash your arm pits at least twice…a year…
April 19th, 2002 at 7:49 pm
SURE
April 22nd, 2002 at 9:07 am
now you can go sniff my arse.
April 24th, 2002 at 12:17 pm
They left no stone unturned at this concentration camp.
April 29th, 2002 at 8:25 pm
scientists test new ways of finding early signs of male pattern baldness… wait! SH*T! what’s that guy doin there?! no use testing him for EARLY signs…
April 30th, 2002 at 3:22 pm
Ballet lesson 1
May 3rd, 2002 at 12:12 am
Don’t laugh. Your mother did wores things for a living.
June 4th, 2002 at 3:20 pm
nothing like the smell of apearm in the morning!
June 4th, 2002 at 2:07 pm
From the Candid Camera out take archives.
June 5th, 2002 at 3:54 pm
Fellini’s production company draws another heavy sigh…
June 9th, 2002 at 8:13 am
I know NASA’s pre-flight physicals are thorough, but this is ridiculous!
June 9th, 2002 at 8:11 pm
Auditions for “A Fish Called Wanda”
June 28th, 2002 at 8:04 pm
Can you hear me now?
April 7th, 2003 at 10:05 am
Anything to get a raise….
December 23rd, 2004 at 7:03 am
Nice page. It’s good to have kids who can use this medium to find you
April 18th, 2002 at 4:52 pm
Damn Swedish Porn is Kinky!
April 25th, 2002 at 5:43 pm
America’s unsung heros; underarm deoderant testers. It’s a noble profession, if lacking in glamor…
April 18th, 2002 at 11:48 am
WHAT WOMEN WANT
April 18th, 2002 at 12:18 pm
http://www.fetish.com
April 18th, 2002 at 1:30 pm
gross
April 18th, 2002 at 9:41 am
uh…
April 18th, 2002 at 10:39 am
at the end of WW2, the germans finally found a cheaper way to gass those rich Jews.
April 18th, 2002 at 12:17 pm
This job would really suck in one of those 3rd-world don’t wear deodorant nations