First of all, to understand what happened to Domo, you gotta understand who the Domo-Kun WAS. Now Domo was born to a one-legged whore of a mother, and he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he’s adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He’s a small-time gunrunner and, uh, Domo-Kun fight promoter. . .
dammit elly! how many times have i told you to stop making the damned killer brownies! i always step on ‘em at night anyways and they get stuck between ma toes..
Every time God masturbates a kitten is born *(hotdamn he’s busy)* so when he made us in his image he felt guilty for our masturbating and kills kittens to cover up the scandal…
the turd looks warm and fuzzy i want to pet it and hold it and lick it….OMG i’m getting horny, SOMEBODY STOP ME, OR I FEAR ONE MORE KITTEN WILL HAVE TO DIE!!
April 19th, 2002 at 8:39 pm
See what happens when you don’t masturbate enough?
May 7th, 2002 at 8:02 pm
Important… New Medical discoveries prove everytime you masterbate God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens!
April 19th, 2002 at 4:26 pm
The guards spring into action to capture a litterbox escapee.
April 19th, 2002 at 3:54 pm
Dude, first I saw flying kittens, and then the pound cake started talking.
April 19th, 2002 at 1:00 am
Every time kitties masturbate, God kills a turd. Think of the turds.
April 23rd, 2002 at 9:58 am
Damn You Kittens! Damn you to hell!
April 19th, 2002 at 5:21 pm
Quick somebody masterbate!
October 6th, 2002 at 3:10 pm
Cyborg kitties national guard in action!
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:18 am
TRY NEW LITTERMAN: it will scare the crap out of your cats!
May 12th, 2002 at 12:42 pm
every time you read this, god kills a domo-kun. Plz, think of the domo-kuns.
April 19th, 2002 at 7:37 pm
The kittens were infuriated that it wasn’t the real Sponge Bob Square Pants.
May 2nd, 2002 at 8:38 pm
“They may take our shit, but they will never take our FREEDOM!” – Lesser known Scottish hero William Fecal, standing up against the English pussies.
June 5th, 2002 at 4:22 pm
What they don’t tell you is, when GOD masturbates…
April 17th, 2003 at 10:19 pm
Everytime you masterbate….God kills a kitten
April 19th, 2002 at 11:31 am
The kittens watched in awe as their feces re-animated itself and told of its horrific adventures through their anus.
June 13th, 2002 at 1:56 pm
everytime you masturnate kittens kill god
April 26th, 2002 at 11:33 am
Chewbacca and the Ewoks go after the
Empire to avenge Han Solo’s death.
May 27th, 2002 at 9:02 pm
Why black men should never travel alone.
July 9th, 2002 at 3:45 pm
Everytime you send me that picture, God Kills a Domo-Kun…
Please think of the Domu-Kuns
April 19th, 2002 at 8:39 pm
“No, it’s worse than that… these kittens have got handles!”
April 21st, 2002 at 10:15 pm
Hmmm… I thought we got all the kittins… Oh well, back to the internet porn.
April 23rd, 2002 at 6:27 pm
Everytime I fall out of somethings ass, I see kittens
April 23rd, 2002 at 5:51 pm
They Sprang into Action before the “Kitty Box Evangelist” could cause anymore chaos within the rest of the group.
May 7th, 2002 at 12:55 am
Every time you poo, you kill two kitties!
June 2nd, 2002 at 10:12 pm
Fecalsaur! I choose you!
April 19th, 2002 at 2:53 am
“Take us to your leader!”
April 19th, 2002 at 3:57 pm
The sad fate of Mr Hankey’s brother, Karl.
April 24th, 2002 at 12:13 pm
See, I knew cats ate there own crap!
June 16th, 2002 at 1:28 pm
the kittens shall pay for their crimes
April 20th, 2002 at 7:07 pm
kitten’s revenge on the masturbation monsters
May 27th, 2002 at 8:54 pm
“Well, look at that, Franky…
A piece of shit, taking a shit.”
July 6th, 2002 at 4:06 am
Michael Jackson’s makeup removal sponge recently resuscitated. Still reports hallucinations.
May 8th, 2003 at 7:04 am
Can you hear me now? GOOD!
September 4th, 2004 at 10:10 pm
But what if the kittens masterbate? what happends than?!
April 22nd, 2002 at 8:46 pm
Moblie Litterbox only $9.95AUS free kitten with every purchase (if kitten is dead please return to sender)
May 6th, 2002 at 8:47 pm
Nature is a harsh mistress….especially to the little brown things of the jungles of South America
May 27th, 2002 at 9:01 pm
Pokemon Episode 666: Shitman prepares his ejection attack to counter Meowth.
May 27th, 2002 at 9:13 pm
Did you know, I contain the same chemicals that are in cigarettes.
Do yourself a favor…don’t smoke shit.
July 20th, 2002 at 10:09 pm
Everytime you masturbate, Allah kills 2 kittens.
June 20th, 2004 at 7:03 pm
Everytime you masterbate God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens!
April 19th, 2002 at 4:23 pm
Hey Joe, We better feed these things, they’re lookin at me awfully funny…
April 20th, 2002 at 12:15 am
First of all, to understand what happened to Domo, you gotta understand who the Domo-Kun WAS. Now Domo was born to a one-legged whore of a mother, and he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he’s adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He’s a small-time gunrunner and, uh, Domo-Kun fight promoter. . .
April 26th, 2002 at 1:43 am
Hey, wanna c something freaky, those cats r chasing a walking poo!
May 10th, 2002 at 3:34 pm
RUN FORREST, RUN !!!
May 14th, 2002 at 7:35 pm
no really the cats did finsh the brownies honey
May 19th, 2002 at 8:35 pm
dammit elly! how many times have i told you to stop making the damned killer brownies! i always step on ‘em at night anyways and they get stuck between ma toes..
May 27th, 2002 at 9:11 pm
Shaft! He’s black, he’s schlick, and he’s popular with the pussies.
May 30th, 2002 at 11:18 am
Hey Tabby, here’s one thats not on a marble floor!
June 3rd, 2002 at 12:46 am
Man, if God kills a kitten everytime I masturbate…then there’s a shitload of dead ones in my name
June 4th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
Iíve heard of potatoes growing eyes, but this is ridiculous…
June 4th, 2002 at 2:46 pm
finally, the little cats have had
enough of the anti-masturbation-kitten
killers.
June 4th, 2002 at 7:09 pm
Remember the ALAMMO!!!!
June 13th, 2002 at 12:11 pm
A bunch of pussies talking shit!
June 15th, 2002 at 10:01 am
Revenge of the kitties!
June 17th, 2002 at 2:32 am
Every time God masturbates a kitten is born *(hotdamn he’s busy)* so when he made us in his image he felt guilty for our masturbating and kills kittens to cover up the scandal…
June 18th, 2002 at 6:02 pm
HE HE HE HE He I will conquor the world using my evil kittins!
June 29th, 2002 at 5:48 am
Nature guy: “an then the enraged kittns pounce on their prey, the wheet bix….
July 3rd, 2002 at 8:52 am
Everytime you Masturbate Kittens Kill a Domo-kun! (The Brown Puppet)
July 8th, 2002 at 11:34 pm
Just like on those nature shows when the wolves surround a dear: “Sadly now there can be but one outcome.”
May 14th, 2003 at 12:27 am
hey look at this penny HOLY SHIT
April 19th, 2002 at 3:10 am
The new show by heavy metal singer Piece of Shit featured a kitten ballet.
April 22nd, 2002 at 5:58 am
CARPE JUGULUM!!!!!!
April 22nd, 2002 at 10:29 am
Quickly, a counter attack. We must not let it get us with out a fight. CHARGE!!!!!
April 22nd, 2002 at 9:44 pm
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR WAAAHHHH *brownieman slamdances*
May 1st, 2002 at 2:04 pm
Flint the Mouse realises his camouflage as Chicken Nut is worthless.
May 1st, 2002 at 3:12 pm
Every time you poop, god masturbates.
May 14th, 2002 at 3:35 pm
The Aliens are here!
May 30th, 2002 at 11:20 pm
Ladies, get out your dildos and please your pussies, otherwise the kittens will be shot.
I hate you all, and I hope you die.
May 30th, 2002 at 11:27 pm
I just want to cuddle with the kittens. Damn you Dumbo-Kunt, stop being mean to the kittens
May 31st, 2002 at 6:05 am
Every time you post that pic,this is what happens.
May 31st, 2002 at 5:01 am
“Born to Hand Jive Baby” Jump Girls Jump
June 4th, 2002 at 6:45 pm
“Nice to see Arsenio getting work again”
June 5th, 2002 at 10:06 am
ALL RIGHT TROOPS — ATTENTION !!!!
July 20th, 2002 at 1:19 pm
In this caption, turd man(Domo-Kun)tries to convince both gays and straights to stay out of the ass!
July 25th, 2002 at 3:57 pm
Domo-kun, horrified by looking into the faces of his dirty work, vowes to never masterbate agian.
July 25th, 2002 at 3:59 pm
The raining of kittens. The final plaque. DEAR GOD…WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!
December 30th, 2002 at 9:45 pm
ready the baby oil! GO GO GO!
March 18th, 2003 at 1:44 pm
See what happens when you give up masturbation?
March 18th, 2003 at 8:23 pm
What is the damn brown thing???
April 11th, 2003 at 3:25 pm
achei a sua cara!
April 7th, 2003 at 4:33 pm
New Goverment law !
April 7th, 2003 at 4:35 pm
GodddAMIT U SEE U WILL DEHIDRATE IF U DONT EAT UR WEETABIX!!
April 19th, 2003 at 2:44 pm
D’oh..I forgot to masterbate.
February 21st, 2004 at 5:11 pm
hey Fred it stop now are chance,GET HIM!!!!!
April 29th, 2004 at 11:02 pm
When you masterbate god kills a kitten……..Well they must have named a morge after me.
November 22nd, 2004 at 11:34 pm
the turd looks warm and fuzzy i want to pet it and hold it and lick it….OMG i’m getting horny, SOMEBODY STOP ME, OR I FEAR ONE MORE KITTEN WILL HAVE TO DIE!!
November 22nd, 2004 at 11:40 pm
alright kids start pleasuring urselves i need some extra time to run on account of short legs!!!
November 22nd, 2004 at 11:45 pm
as long as my kitty is not in jeperdy, than i’m gonna masterbate all i freaken what too!! who wants to join me!?!?!
April 24th, 2005 at 5:47 pm
Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.
Please, think of the kittens.
August 13th, 2005 at 4:38 pm
please stop masterbating think of the kittens
August 20th, 2005 at 4:28 pm
Everytime Bjork Masturbates, Kittens Kill a Domo-Kun
September 15th, 2005 at 4:00 pm
Every time you fuck a Domo-Kun, God Kills a kitten
February 1st, 2006 at 10:08 am
“Every time you kill a kitten God masturbates”
June 27th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Moments before being eaten. . . a confused mole wonders where he is.
August 26th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
anal cumshots…
cr00topcheg…
August 26th, 2006 at 9:51 pm
bdsm sex…
Idinax33000i…
August 27th, 2006 at 1:29 am
fuck you…
cr00topcheg…
July 10th, 2007 at 9:17 am
EVERYTIME YOU MASTERBATE, GOD KILLS A KITTEN. PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS..
April 19th, 2002 at 1:21 am
Beam me up, cap’n. I canna take it any more! It’s those damn kittens again!
April 19th, 2002 at 1:41 pm
in this new campain turd tries to convince gays pussy is better than anal
April 19th, 2002 at 8:06 am
coal fired kangaroo kittens stalk poor selling mutant beany baby named “brown brillo”
April 19th, 2002 at 3:10 pm
NO!!!!
April 19th, 2002 at 4:00 pm
The Brown Monster was a bit allergic to kittens and almost sneezed his brains off.
April 20th, 2002 at 6:36 am
Henry couldn’t get the kittens out of his head.
April 20th, 2002 at 4:18 pm
Freddy the Fudgebrownie about ready to meet his doom!!
April 21st, 2002 at 3:23 pm
I’M GONNA GO DROP A BEAT
April 22nd, 2002 at 11:17 pm
Help control the pet population, have your pet spade or neutered today.
April 25th, 2002 at 7:36 am
The new activity at the kitten union, Brownie Ball.
May 16th, 2002 at 7:53 pm
Somebody sure delivered the Meow Mix this time.
June 12th, 2002 at 1:43 am
Kittens really like Brownies
January 29th, 2003 at 1:46 am
Smile, baby. I love you.
xoxo,Nic
April 11th, 2003 at 3:28 pm
mn
November 22nd, 2004 at 11:53 pm
we want to b with u!!!come back!!!we’re two squishy brown thing hungry pussies!!!
April 19th, 2002 at 11:06 am
You should be ashamed, getting eaten by 2 little pussies…
April 19th, 2002 at 2:41 am
Hey guys; more kittens to kill over here. And hurry! Their ganging up on me!
April 19th, 2002 at 3:21 am
The kittens have thier revenge
April 19th, 2002 at 5:05 am
Hey you Guys! There’s a couple of young willing pussies back here! It’s gang bang time!
April 19th, 2002 at 9:01 am
I have two pussies incomming, Where is my wingman!
April 19th, 2002 at 3:11 pm
Every Time you Think Leudly About a Mom God Kills One Of Those Brown Fuzzy Twinkies That Were Chasing That Kitty. Think of the Brown Fuzzy Twinkies.
April 20th, 2002 at 11:18 am
I am Potatoe Man!!!!
January 29th, 2003 at 1:46 am
Smile, baby. I love you.
April 19th, 2002 at 7:33 am
Kittens love Weetabix
April 19th, 2002 at 1:42 pm
in this new campain ‘anal-man’ tries to convince gay’s pussy is better than the backdoor