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April 22nd, 2002 at 12:22 pm
Dude! There’s my car!
April 23rd, 2002 at 10:06 am
Disgruntled vallet parking
April 24th, 2002 at 11:47 pm
FOX late night special: “When compact cars attack”
April 22nd, 2002 at 9:54 am
If all of your friends drove there cars over a clif, would you?
April 22nd, 2002 at 2:14 am
Stevie Wonder’s car fleet.
April 24th, 2002 at 10:17 pm
Bush family reunion. Kennebunkport, 2001.
April 22nd, 2002 at 2:20 am
The hatchback moshpit has a reputation for being the rowdiest, given the “got nothing to lose” attitude of the disenfranchised little Peugots.
May 1st, 2002 at 5:08 pm
scientist invent the world’s most powerful magnet, but didn’t plan on the consequenses.
May 2nd, 2002 at 11:47 pm
Female drivers convention.
May 2nd, 2002 at 5:22 pm
Dude, check this out! I bought 2 cell phones, a laptop, a portable DVD player, and a hibachi. Now, I can work, conference call, watch a movie, and make lunch on my morning commute! This is gonna be sweet….
February 18th, 2004 at 11:29 am
General admission parking for a Cinncinatti Who concert.
June 4th, 2002 at 9:13 pm
asian driving school.
April 22nd, 2002 at 2:46 am
Newscaster during Cold War: ‘…another 24 Lada’s jumped the Berlin Wall today’
April 22nd, 2002 at 3:32 am
The car orgy finally caught on camera.
April 22nd, 2002 at 8:20 am
What 30 mile an hour winds do to a toyota dealership.
May 13th, 2002 at 1:04 am
This is why Asians shouldn’t be allowed to drive.
May 24th, 2002 at 2:49 am
“I don’t care how small the cars are. I told you those midgets still couldn’t see over the wheel!”
June 9th, 2002 at 1:58 pm
told’ya cellphones are a problem
May 4th, 2002 at 5:17 am
Honey, I TOLD you the neighbor’s Windstar was getting into our yard but you said Oh, No, you’re Volskwagan’s a “good girl.”
April 22nd, 2002 at 5:57 am
its time americans learned to parallel park
April 22nd, 2002 at 9:20 pm
Needless to say, Sarah flunked her Driver’s Education class.
April 22nd, 2002 at 11:22 pm
The Bushes and Kennedys go for a drive.
May 2nd, 2002 at 9:30 am
I told you CarMax sucked
May 8th, 2002 at 7:25 pm
that’s my parking space asshole
May 25th, 2002 at 6:09 pm
women drivers…no survivors…film @ 11
June 11th, 2002 at 2:40 am
do you remember where we parked?
April 21st, 2002 at 6:47 pm
Man… Its raining Civics out here!
April 21st, 2002 at 9:36 pm
Carutthers breath caught in his throat. After all these years, he’d finally defied the sceptics and achieved his goal. He’d found the mythical Yugo Graveyard, and it was breathtaking.
April 22nd, 2002 at 2:21 am
And you wonder why some folks refuse valet parking.
April 22nd, 2002 at 3:12 pm
who the hell scratched my car?
April 22nd, 2002 at 5:55 pm
why floating parking lots never took off.
April 22nd, 2002 at 9:20 pm
What do you mean there’s no place to park?
April 23rd, 2002 at 6:04 pm
i knew we shoulda bought a squirrel
April 26th, 2002 at 12:44 am
Left…
LEFT!!!
LEFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
April 26th, 2002 at 12:45 am
Vallet Parking…$4
Proceeds to benefit the Dyslexia Foundation for Better Drivers
May 7th, 2002 at 12:10 pm
Finally, the “Celebrity Traffic Cop for a Day” program ended as Stevie Wonder took his turn…..
May 17th, 2002 at 10:48 pm
oh no! yugo dealership flash flood!
June 28th, 2002 at 2:34 pm
ahhh, another beautiful day at the mexican flea market
June 9th, 2002 at 9:53 am
All of the happy little cars romped about with joy, except for the black toyota, he didn’t like the happy little cars, and secretely plotted their demise.
June 18th, 2002 at 3:27 pm
Elephants go off into the jungle to die, Fiats jump off the freeway!!
March 18th, 2003 at 8:20 pm
ITS THE BLOB OF CARS!
April 21st, 2002 at 8:56 pm
20. bottle of jd
7. wages for a toll bridge operator
getting drunk at work. priceless.
April 21st, 2002 at 11:50 pm
The Incredible Hulk got really pissed off one day and…
April 22nd, 2002 at 4:45 am
…and in the rush to buy the last ice-lolly in town, everyone forgot to get out of their cars.
April 22nd, 2002 at 5:54 am
i see we’ve been double parked again….
April 22nd, 2002 at 8:17 am
Now that SUV’s are all the rage, we have to start builidng economy car graveyards to solve this problem.
April 22nd, 2002 at 8:54 am
flood scmud, i’ll pay you to turf the advertising!
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:12 pm
The parking lot outside the Bad Drivers Anonymous meeting
April 22nd, 2002 at 3:47 pm
dude, where’s my fakeleys
April 22nd, 2002 at 4:43 pm
The first annual European Demolition Derby.
April 29th, 2002 at 12:48 pm
After three weeks and zero customers, Paul knew he had to do something about the setting of his second hand car shop.
April 22nd, 2002 at 9:51 pm
Hit the golf ball into the highway, YOU SAID…What harm could it do, YOU SAID…
April 23rd, 2002 at 2:00 pm
Newsman: Next on the 6 o’clock news…A Victoria’s Secret photo came into town today, leaving most of the town in death and destruction.
April 24th, 2002 at 12:16 pm
Aww, how cute! They’re napping together!
April 25th, 2002 at 9:34 pm
Recognizing that the maximum speed of most hatchbacks is 35 MPH, gridlocked citizens in LA finally take matters into their own hands.
April 26th, 2002 at 3:36 pm
Just couldn’t ask for directions could you! You know where your going do you!
April 27th, 2002 at 3:25 pm
did daniel drive through here?
April 28th, 2002 at 4:27 pm
This is what happens when you throw your banana peel out into the street.
April 28th, 2002 at 11:47 pm
another mass suicide because of Hale Bopp
May 2nd, 2002 at 6:48 am
Should talking on your cell phone while driving be against the law? You be the judge.
May 4th, 2002 at 10:35 am
When soccer mom’s go crazy
tonight at 8
May 9th, 2002 at 9:21 pm
I dunno Bob, just park it over there…
May 10th, 2002 at 3:29 pm
NEVER BUY FIAT !!!
May 11th, 2002 at 10:28 pm
Dude! Where’s my office toilet?
December 7th, 2004 at 8:23 am
the giants mother say’s to here son . pick up your toys
May 24th, 2002 at 10:47 pm
If you count the number of cars, you get the joke!!!
May 27th, 2002 at 11:07 pm
In other news, the yet unapprehended ‘mad clowns’ removed road constructions signs last night…
May 29th, 2002 at 6:44 pm
Stevie Wonder school of driving.
May 29th, 2002 at 11:53 pm
road rage. it can happen to you.
June 4th, 2002 at 2:04 pm
Geeze…what’s the mad rush? I thought they had Krispy Kreme donuts everywhere.
June 4th, 2002 at 5:34 pm
Hollywood stuntment finally figured out how to save on production costs. “Yugo’s are the only way to go.”
Or
Maybe if we all owned Suburbans instead of Yugos we wouldnt have to take so many damn cars.
June 9th, 2002 at 8:20 pm
Detroit tries to come up with next year’s model through interbreeding.
June 18th, 2002 at 3:31 pm
Come on babe, d’ya think a Fiats really for you?
June 30th, 2002 at 6:39 pm
People park any old way for a day after Thanksgiving sale
July 17th, 2002 at 11:17 pm
Man! Was that fun or what?
July 18th, 2002 at 7:03 am
the first free parking spot at the supermarket.
September 18th, 2002 at 11:25 am
“Just park it in the back !”
October 4th, 2002 at 11:56 pm
Headliner
Dog escapes dog catcher truck
causes 3 car carrier truckers to dump their loads into river
clogs up dam
March 7th, 2003 at 1:59 am
TOURISTS!
March 7th, 2003 at 2:01 am
FORIGNERS!
March 7th, 2003 at 2:02 am
Why the elderly should be taking the bus!
March 18th, 2003 at 1:30 am
Destruction derbies don’t do well in back yards.
March 18th, 2003 at 8:21 pm
Before Al queda terror attacks they practice in cars first.
April 25th, 2003 at 2:40 pm
Parking Lot At The Kennedy Family Reunion
June 3rd, 2003 at 7:30 am
parking SUCKS!!, AND I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
October 30th, 2004 at 9:16 am
women drivers convention
July 21st, 2004 at 9:00 pm
I swear officer i was Drunk
December 7th, 2004 at 10:25 am
it’s a teenage wasteland….
December 8th, 2004 at 6:15 am
Officials have decided not to continue the trial of the first “women only car park.”
April 21st, 2002 at 8:53 pm
The first and last… ‘Women Drivers Of America Convention’
April 21st, 2002 at 10:43 pm
“No remember dear, we’re parked in row ‘C’ collum ‘3′.”
April 21st, 2002 at 9:25 pm
If you look close, you can tell that this was caused by a flood.
April 21st, 2002 at 10:00 pm
Parking was tight during the holiday season in Flordia…
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:12 am
The auto slam dancing craze of the late 80’s never caught on with good reason.
April 22nd, 2002 at 1:44 am
L.A.P.D.’s Inpound Lot!
April 22nd, 2002 at 2:55 am
SHIT HAPPENS
April 23rd, 2002 at 4:23 am
The world’s first all-female parking lot.
April 23rd, 2002 at 2:56 pm
There’s a lot of cars.
May 3rd, 2002 at 2:00 am
someone better have died in this.. I HATE LIVING PEOPLE!!
May 11th, 2002 at 8:55 am
poo poo ma joo, im an immature little teenager, everyone hates us, i ruin things, no one votes for me
May 14th, 2002 at 5:15 am
The ladies only car park opened today and has attracted keen interest.
April 22nd, 2002 at 4:06 pm
The international women conference parking lot