Psyched up for work
Some people are just a little to happy to be at a computer. I thought this would be fitting of a monday.
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April 22nd, 2002 at 8:29 pm
Eric hit the jackpot…www.kelly-osbourne-nude.com
Needless to say, he was stoked.
April 24th, 2002 at 10:11 pm
After exhausting all tech support remidies, Harlan attempts an exorcism to remove Windows ME.
April 22nd, 2002 at 4:41 pm
Dude, I’m getting a dell!
April 24th, 2002 at 10:26 am
YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER IS CHATTING WITH THIS GUY RIGHT NOW
April 22nd, 2002 at 8:19 am
She said she wants to meet me in person! Sweeeet!!
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:14 pm
Norman logs into The Possessed Satanic Dorks Chat room
April 22nd, 2002 at 12:21 pm
AOL. So easy to use, no wonder it’s #1.
April 22nd, 2002 at 3:51 pm
Good porn always does this to me.
April 23rd, 2002 at 9:55 am
Finally I hit that damn monkey and won a prize!
April 22nd, 2002 at 7:36 pm
He’s chatting with the url listed below.
April 22nd, 2002 at 7:48 pm
Man, I’m on the INTERNET.
April 23rd, 2002 at 1:20 am
“Uh-oh! Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!” (from ‘Office Space’)
April 23rd, 2002 at 5:47 am
Phil’s epileptic seizures are quite hard to detect when he’s using his webcam.
April 24th, 2002 at 12:15 pm
Vampires used to be cool… then they invented the internet. Now they are all nerds…
April 22nd, 2002 at 11:17 am
Dave has been stuck in this position for days.
April 28th, 2002 at 11:45 pm
emotioneric’s newest emotion: Satan the camwhore
May 6th, 2002 at 6:33 pm
Computer - 1000$
case of mountain dew - 5$
broadband internet - 70$
having your parents put “at least we didn’t find him in the closet with a bag on his head and his pants down” - Priceless
June 19th, 2002 at 12:59 pm
Clarence aka:bignuts_wannafuk_69_420 greets Gertrude aka :hottie_angel_cheerleader_baby_chik6969 by giving the super secret chat room freaks handshake
December 29th, 2002 at 11:55 pm
wasup
March 11th, 2003 at 2:09 pm
I really wish i had a girlfriend now!!! i won the biggest loser award for 2002!
March 31st, 2003 at 11:53 am
Hey everyone; Carrot Top thinks I’m SO COOL!
April 22nd, 2002 at 8:18 am
Comonayeeeeeehaaaaaaaw. (saving silverman quote)
April 23rd, 2002 at 6:06 pm
“If the link above is blinking, you have won a prize! Click her to redeem…”
April 24th, 2002 at 5:36 pm
ANOTHER NIGHT WITH NO FRIENDS
April 26th, 2002 at 3:45 am
hey i think i chatted to him once. he wrote “c__l! here is A_st_a_lia? C_n th_y fix fu_ke up fing_rs??”
May 3rd, 2002 at 2:11 am
FISTING!!!!!!
May 3rd, 2002 at 6:16 pm
Hey mom, meet Jimmy my new boyfriend! Isnt he the cutest?? MOM Why isnt he moving??
May 8th, 2002 at 5:35 am
DORK ALERT, DORK ALERT!
May 19th, 2002 at 12:44 am
im here to break ya all in.
come in for a nibble and a chat,
then maybe we can get roudy later….
June 4th, 2002 at 6:45 am
Yeah! Heath Ledger wrote back. Ahhhhhhhhhhright!
June 15th, 2002 at 12:41 am
YESSSS!!!! The hard drive finally finished defragging!!!!
June 25th, 2002 at 1:15 pm
OH MY GOD!!! I LOVE CAPTIONMACHINE.COM!!!!!!
July 20th, 2002 at 12:28 am
This is your teen on crack…
May 27th, 2002 at 8:35 pm
who? oh! Don’t mind Mark.. he for got to take his medication again..
April 22nd, 2002 at 8:19 am
This leather jacket is the coolest thing I own.
April 22nd, 2002 at 8:49 am
heyyyyy sit on it!
April 22nd, 2002 at 10:06 am
“Rockstar69: I really am in a band! See look!”
April 22nd, 2002 at 10:32 am
Being A Drug Crazed Rockstar for Dummies
Lesson #1 - Stance is everything. It can get chicks for you. Try this one out. On both hands, hold out your pinky and index fingers, and your thumb, and clench your middle and ring finger. Cross your arms, and screach like a drunken banchee. There you go…
April 22nd, 2002 at 3:09 pm
look kiddies… I can make faces… now… how many of you lil’ kids have web cams?
April 22nd, 2002 at 3:53 pm
Cecil can only caption 4-letter words, since he only has 4 fingers that work.
April 22nd, 2002 at 3:54 pm
Who’s a “spaz”?
April 22nd, 2002 at 5:41 pm
Practicing for when he actually gets a webcam.
April 22nd, 2002 at 5:43 pm
the rocker’s straitjacket
April 22nd, 2002 at 5:53 pm
Jimmy’s first introduction to Heavy Metal after listening only to Britney speasrs and n-sync.
April 22nd, 2002 at 7:48 pm
Smell all my fingers baby!
April 22nd, 2002 at 9:41 pm
YEAH GOAT, YEAH
April 22nd, 2002 at 10:32 pm
“I’ll win that Gene Simmons look alike contest or die trying!”
April 23rd, 2002 at 5:23 am
Man, was that really 380 Volts ??!?
April 23rd, 2002 at 3:01 pm
I have a dentist appointment on Thursday.
April 23rd, 2002 at 6:31 pm
WAAZZZZAAAAAA
April 24th, 2002 at 3:09 am
With the webcam positioned carefully not to reveal his pink towels - Arnold poses for yet another edition of “The Face Behind the Blog”.
April 24th, 2002 at 7:33 am
Hello kids!
April 25th, 2002 at 7:31 am
2002, An excerisist oddessy
April 28th, 2002 at 11:02 pm
After spending 5 days installing his new modem card, Windows 95 finally acknowledges that it exists. Now he has to connect windows to the wotsit, the wotsit to the modem, the modem via the thingy to the port, not forgetting to plug in the telephone line, and then spend 2 weeks getting the browser to recognise it without terminally crashing the hard drive.
May 1st, 2002 at 2:13 pm
Dude, You’re going to Hell!
May 3rd, 2002 at 6:18 pm
Brian honey!! Come Here!!! I just won tickets to see Backstreetboys….. IN CONCERT!!!!
May 3rd, 2002 at 7:40 pm
Bill takes a picture of himself using his new digital camera.
May 6th, 2002 at 8:59 pm
Those newbies in the satanic chat rooms are SO annoying….
May 9th, 2002 at 1:14 am
Gangsta!
May 14th, 2002 at 5:24 am
The sight of Franks mother on http://www.dirty-slut.com, came as quite a shock…
May 22nd, 2002 at 5:39 pm
Woo-Hoo, I finally found a use for Kazaa!
May 29th, 2002 at 8:26 pm
“Look at me, I’m badass!”
June 4th, 2002 at 2:00 pm
Argument #391 for why birthcontrol is a good idea.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:28 pm
My Diablo 2 character, Horus The Destroyer, finally got that kick ass sword I’ve been hearing so much about!
June 28th, 2002 at 2:38 pm
The Tony Robbins “Fall in love with all of youself seminar”
Jan 6-Jan 12
June 30th, 2002 at 10:40 am
God damn that stupid camera pop up AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!
July 3rd, 2002 at 2:43 pm
Finally, a whole day without hate mail posted on his Vanilla Ice fan site! (nice doo!)
July 10th, 2002 at 9:36 am
im reading the dork-sitting-on-chair-watching-porn kama sotra
July 10th, 2002 at 9:49 pm
A young cult member pays homage to his leader, Bill Gates.
July 22nd, 2002 at 12:54 am
looks like the mentally challenged can still use computers.
September 28th, 2002 at 12:25 pm
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
December 29th, 2002 at 11:57 pm
go ford
March 18th, 2004 at 7:58 pm
Eric just wasn’t the same after the accident…
April 5th, 2004 at 7:42 pm
This guy makes more sense than you
April 22nd, 2002 at 9:17 pm
Dude, I just got front row seats for the Poison concert. F*cken A!
April 22nd, 2002 at 10:06 am
Oddly enough, even after his 112th try at it, George Micheal Jr did not win the local radio stations “Sexiest picture” contest for free NSync tickets.
April 26th, 2002 at 12:48 am
Guns don’t kill people…People with web cams and guns kill people.
April 26th, 2002 at 8:45 am
“I live with my mom so last time ok?”
April 28th, 2002 at 4:34 pm
I’m Too Sexy For My…..Leather Jacket!!
April 29th, 2002 at 12:39 pm
Quark, the alien disgised as a human, tries to communicate with the most intelligent creature on earth.
October 7th, 2002 at 6:28 pm
he finnaly got the screenname HappyFloppyTitts to awnser his IM after being warned and bein unable to get her to talk to him for three months
April 24th, 2002 at 9:52 am
loser