Your job sucks?
This one has been real popular lately. It may make you appreciate your job a little more, well a little.
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September 16th, 2004 at 2:29 pm
I’m George Bush and I approved this message.
April 30th, 2002 at 10:23 pm
Voting Republican will finally get you the appropriate job. Just have patience.
April 24th, 2002 at 12:59 pm
Good experience for someone looking to work in politics
April 23rd, 2004 at 9:59 pm
…and away she’ll slip on the elephant shit while Bella and Bertha still stay in step…George, George, George of the Jungle.
April 24th, 2002 at 9:55 pm
Behind the scenes production still for an unused shot in “The Flinstones” movie featuring a “vending machine”.
April 23rd, 2002 at 8:31 pm
and who says you can’t get a decent job without passing a drug test, ha!
April 23rd, 2002 at 8:25 pm
oh man, it’s going to be soooo funny when I put this on old man Wilson’s porch & light it !!!!!
June 9th, 2002 at 10:00 am
Woman withdrawing from her Enron Retirement Account
May 2nd, 2002 at 5:25 pm
Biological farming takes some nerve.
April 23rd, 2002 at 8:03 pm
“Quickly! Get ‘em to the Big Mac factory before they get cold!”
April 23rd, 2002 at 9:16 pm
It could be worse….The elephant could have diarrhea!!!
June 4th, 2002 at 1:54 pm
Reality TV stoops yet another notch. Coming this fall only on Fox: Petting Zoo: Behind the Scenes
April 23rd, 2002 at 11:21 pm
…and the career of Pamela just went down and down and…
April 24th, 2002 at 1:43 am
Police Blotter:
The missing California Raisins found at the circus. The ranking officer at the scene said: “They didn’t have a chance.”
April 24th, 2002 at 2:25 am
Man in the background says: stand back! Usually he farts after every seventh turd…
April 24th, 2002 at 2:52 pm
uh, what do I do when the basket is full…uh, its getting full…uh, does anyone know what to do…shit…
May 30th, 2002 at 11:22 am
I will eat this for $5 Bucks….any takers?
June 18th, 2002 at 2:20 am
“Can’t get enough of that cookie crisp!”
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:38 pm
Phil: Tonight on The Amazing Race
Tara: Hey, I was married to Wil, I can handle this.
May 8th, 2003 at 11:07 pm
88…89..90
April 24th, 2002 at 3:51 am
Matilda tensed up as the her bowel movements slowed down, knowing that the dreaded enema was next.
April 23rd, 2002 at 7:56 pm
Ever since drug smugglers have become more inventive in their techniques, border patrol has had to check everyone.
April 23rd, 2002 at 9:14 pm
Well I guess it beats working at The Gap…
April 24th, 2002 at 3:10 pm
Okay, so let me get this straight. You were kidding me when you said “any shit sells on Ebay”…
April 24th, 2002 at 4:35 pm
Why did I have to leave that job smelling armpits?
April 24th, 2002 at 4:39 pm
Ok! Who ordered the large bag of caramel popcorn?
April 24th, 2002 at 10:08 pm
Smell. Wha? Smell!
Smells like McNuggets.
Taste. Wha? TASTE!
Tastes like McNuggets.
Sure glad we didn’t step in it!
April 26th, 2002 at 2:05 pm
who ordered the poopoo plater
April 28th, 2002 at 10:33 am
Jumbo Prairie Apples
May 1st, 2002 at 5:56 pm
so THIS was the zoo internship i signed up for?!
May 5th, 2002 at 10:52 pm
Magician with new wand levitates elephant dung from a bag and claims she has rediscovered trick that preceded snake charming and rope tricks.
May 7th, 2002 at 8:50 pm
Allright bitch, its my turn to hold the bag, quit being selfish, SHARE!!
April 23rd, 2002 at 11:28 pm
Do you smell something?
April 24th, 2002 at 2:53 am
The Albanian Circus Heptathlon differed slightly from what Jill was used to. Still, she thought, when in Rome…
April 24th, 2002 at 4:43 am
OH SHIT
April 24th, 2002 at 5:24 am
This is easy. You should see my co-worker, she’s on piss duty today.
April 24th, 2002 at 9:09 am
shit happens
April 24th, 2002 at 9:31 am
I wonder what size shrooms i can get off of these babies!
April 24th, 2002 at 10:30 am
Not everyone can be cut out for a life of crime fighting
April 24th, 2002 at 12:11 pm
Gotta miss those Bread-line days of the great Depression…
April 24th, 2002 at 12:58 pm
But the job looks good on the resume.
April 24th, 2002 at 2:13 pm
Mmmmm. Brownies.
April 24th, 2002 at 7:41 pm
“see, you put in one taliban and he gives you change…”
April 25th, 2002 at 2:55 am
jesus, i’m never gonna do anal anymore
April 25th, 2002 at 5:47 pm
shitbag
April 26th, 2002 at 2:16 pm
In an almost scary example of Kharma and poetic justice, Betsy here had just dumped her fiance the night before.
April 27th, 2002 at 8:12 pm
somebody bring me a cap, fast!
April 28th, 2002 at 1:53 pm
elle may finally found herself a steady job where the food benefits were almost as good as the pay.
April 28th, 2002 at 6:34 pm
So this is what the Judge meant by community service
April 29th, 2002 at 12:31 pm
The production of vegetarian burgers.
April 29th, 2002 at 5:38 pm
Talk about your high-precision jobs… every fraction of an inch is crucial.
April 29th, 2002 at 6:38 pm
Stacey gets a job at the burrito factory.
April 29th, 2002 at 8:00 pm
what the F***?!?! Are you SURE she’s just takin samples?… that’s a DAMN big sample there…
May 1st, 2002 at 4:56 pm
The crappiest job in the world
May 1st, 2002 at 9:30 pm
A good fast shutter speed will stop the action even when shit happens. Oh, I really shouldn’t write anything that nasty, but the devil made me do it.
May 1st, 2002 at 11:11 pm
“Okay. Get the kids ready. It’s time for bob for turds!”
May 8th, 2002 at 6:23 pm
Now comes in 4 different flavors !!
May 9th, 2002 at 12:55 am
“i win at pillow fights.”
May 9th, 2002 at 10:46 pm
ahhhhhhhh….dat feels soo good!
May 11th, 2002 at 9:17 am
and this weeks bonus ball is………23!
May 11th, 2002 at 11:05 pm
1 arm in the pink, 2 doogies in the stink
May 13th, 2002 at 1:02 am
The famine was starting to take it’s toll.
May 19th, 2002 at 8:36 pm
yet another way to get shit on..
May 25th, 2002 at 12:14 pm
She finally aims it straight in the bag…after two years of training
June 4th, 2002 at 1:38 pm
peanuts here! get your hot roasted peanuts here!
June 4th, 2002 at 2:04 pm
Would you like to give a donation to the Society for Better…..you jerk.
June 4th, 2002 at 4:48 pm
WILD ON: poo.
June 4th, 2002 at 6:25 pm
Community service in Africa.
June 9th, 2002 at 8:23 pm
Republican party fundraiser.
June 9th, 2002 at 11:21 pm
This ought to be enough for dinner…
June 16th, 2002 at 7:56 am
well what ever turns you on ……
June 15th, 2002 at 12:50 am
Quick! The flood is coming and we don’t have any sand! Hand me another bag!
June 25th, 2002 at 1:20 pm
Ok, I’ll help this time but you have to wipe yourself!
June 28th, 2002 at 2:43 pm
Following the plane crash of the popular television stars “The California Raisins”, public relations executive Merianne Jones supervises the birth of their soon-to-be replacements.
July 18th, 2002 at 1:45 am
that guy that said “jesus, i’m never gonna do anal anymore” is pretty funny
July 20th, 2002 at 6:15 am
I hope it passes my tongue ring back up from last week when I came to visit…..oops to much infromation!!
September 30th, 2002 at 9:16 pm
Mom!!! Mom!!! I’ve got dinner!!!!!!!!!!!
March 7th, 2003 at 2:03 am
Is this another blonde joke?
July 5th, 2003 at 5:19 am
Hey…. I need a larger bag and a buket he is going to pee.
August 18th, 2003 at 5:57 pm
and you thought your job sucked!
October 30th, 2004 at 9:18 am
give generously to charity
April 23rd, 2004 at 9:57 pm
Hurry up, Jumbo…after this I’ve got a Tasmanian devil to circumcize and then I’m gonna do a prostate exam on a lion.
May 13th, 2004 at 3:45 pm
i need some t.p. for my bunghole
January 15th, 2005 at 6:12 am
It still beats cleaning out George Bush’s bathroom.
January 12th, 2005 at 3:15 pm
Blue 19! Blue 19! Hut Hut. HUT!
August 6th, 2005 at 9:59 pm
hmm, so this this is where it came from
August 27th, 2006 at 12:48 am
fuck machines…
cr00topcheg…
August 27th, 2006 at 7:55 am
masturbation videos…
Idinax33000i…
August 27th, 2006 at 8:29 am
free mature…
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April 23rd, 2002 at 6:30 pm
“…….what the hell am i doing??”
April 23rd, 2002 at 6:31 pm
See, even elephants shit on women
April 23rd, 2002 at 7:42 pm
What looks like an elephant shitting in a bag… is actually an elephant shitting in a bag. (sorry)
April 23rd, 2002 at 9:09 pm
elephant-sized peanuts
April 23rd, 2002 at 11:30 pm
Circus basketball.
April 23rd, 2002 at 11:31 pm
Man, the poop-and-scoop laws in this town are strict!
April 28th, 2002 at 1:29 pm
more proof the Heimlich maneuver really works…even on elephants!
April 23rd, 2002 at 8:19 pm
Evil tricks for blind trick or treaters
April 23rd, 2002 at 6:06 pm
how much does that pay, per hour?
April 23rd, 2002 at 6:41 pm
Now that’s a blown out O-Ring!
April 23rd, 2002 at 7:49 pm
Drug lords in Columbia have found a new way to transport heroin to the U.S.
April 23rd, 2002 at 6:01 pm
Elizabeth works all night to satisfy her quota at the NAACP Baby Factory Headquartered in South Africa
May 10th, 2002 at 12:22 am
Where african americans REALLY come from.