Bucking Bunny
I know it was photoshoped but I had to put it up here anyway.
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April 25th, 2002 at 6:18 pm
let’s see that f-ing tortoise beat us know
April 24th, 2002 at 11:32 pm
Alice was suspicious of the cookies with the instructions “eat me”, so she got the rabbit to try them first…
April 25th, 2002 at 4:34 pm
Wayne squinted in the noon day sun, peering out from under his stetson and fiddling with the toothpick tucked in the corner of his mouth. His riding boots kicked up a good amount of dust, and the occaisional fist size pellet as he approached the animal. “Easy there Thumper..” he intoned softly, “atta boy. I got some nice cabbage for you.” -excerpt from the “Bunny Whisperer”.
April 24th, 2002 at 6:14 pm
‘Saddling the rabbit’: another fine eufemism for masturbation.
May 18th, 2002 at 7:29 pm
Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville………
June 4th, 2002 at 1:48 pm
Now that I have PhotoshopÆ I’ll get those relatives in Arkansas to beleive anything.
July 16th, 2002 at 12:57 am
Everything’s bigger in Texas.
April 24th, 2002 at 6:50 pm
Rabbit: “I knew there was something wrong with that carrot!”
June 11th, 2002 at 2:22 am
Be berry quiet i’m hunting rabits
June 23rd, 2006 at 10:32 am
Gettin ready for a ride on “Barry, the Balco Bunny”!
May 2nd, 2002 at 5:16 pm
“Mah, you been mixin’ Plutonium in with the rabbit feed again?”
April 24th, 2002 at 7:41 pm
“That’s nothin’ - I’ve got a hamster out back’ll make your eyes bug out.”
April 25th, 2002 at 3:07 pm
When Thunder apparently turned into a bunny, Tex decided, once and for all, to quit swallowing his tobacco juice.
April 29th, 2002 at 12:26 pm
After stuffing it with hormones, Roger finally could get even with the guys who always laughed about his “little rabbit”.
May 4th, 2002 at 5:22 am
Several months after the infamous Lewisburg horse-rapings, local police released a list of suspects including Bugs Bunny and Roger Rabbit. Said Rabbit, “I was ffffframed.”
May 9th, 2002 at 9:57 am
the easter bunny’s day job
June 4th, 2002 at 6:49 am
Hare today goon tomorrow!
June 4th, 2002 at 1:30 pm
don’t think i can’t hear you sneaking up from behind me.
April 24th, 2002 at 6:50 pm
The cowboy’s lucky rabbits foot wasn’t going to help him here.
April 24th, 2002 at 6:58 pm
Cowboy: “If only it would give milk…”
April 24th, 2002 at 7:01 pm
the interbreeding of rabbits and horses is still in its early stages…
April 24th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
Genetic Engineering is evil and must be stopped. If god wanted people to ride rabbits, he would have made them bigger than horses.
April 25th, 2002 at 2:49 am
At the President’s private “bunny-wabbit” breeding lab back home in Texas
April 24th, 2002 at 10:03 pm
“Screw a big-ass bunny on Hefner’s Ranch!”
Circle 19 on the reader interest card.
April 24th, 2002 at 11:17 pm
Earl had saddled a lot of fillies in his day, but something about this new mare just didn’t seem right.
April 25th, 2002 at 7:30 am
the tiny man tried to calm the frightened rabbit…just when it looked like he would suceed, he was crushed to death under a horse hoof
April 25th, 2002 at 10:46 am
Mmmm. Soft.
April 25th, 2002 at 12:50 pm
The bunny was always let loose on intruders.
April 25th, 2002 at 3:08 pm
Easter is a little differant here in “Everything’s big” Texas.
April 25th, 2002 at 3:14 pm
How the Easter Bunny supports his crack addiction after May.
April 25th, 2002 at 11:11 pm
Allright, now all we need is another CLK-GTR. This time I’m putting my money on the rabbit.
April 26th, 2002 at 6:23 pm
Earl, wanting to become a terrorist, started by blowing up the rabbit.
April 27th, 2002 at 1:09 pm
Coming this summer: 8 seconds part 2
April 27th, 2002 at 7:49 pm
Now that’s a gooood *uckin tip man!
April 29th, 2002 at 2:06 pm
Hmmm…I should’ve took that left in Albuquerque
April 28th, 2002 at 10:48 pm
Shall we use the bridal suite? No dear, I’ll just hang on to your ears.
May 6th, 2002 at 8:59 pm
It’s about… and can jump about… that’s no ordinary rabbit! THAT RABBIT’S DYNAMITE!
May 8th, 2002 at 8:53 pm
Based on power to weight ratio’s, this new breed of rabbit should be able to make it through both goal posts in a single leap!
June 4th, 2002 at 6:47 am
Stop Nuclear Power Now!
June 4th, 2002 at 6:32 pm
I think this might have something to do with those new radioactive carrots I’ve been using!
June 4th, 2002 at 7:35 pm
The results of Congress following their ‘Don’t mess with Texas’ policy on genetic engineering.
June 4th, 2002 at 7:38 pm
Shucks, cookie put them dang mushrooms in the chili again!
June 15th, 2002 at 12:54 am
Just ten thousand more like you and my Unholy Western Army of The Night will be ready for world domination! MWA HA HA HA HA!
June 22nd, 2002 at 11:30 pm
The deep, dark secret of Cadbury’s.
October 7th, 2002 at 6:26 pm
this has been an experiment my your friends at Microsoft
February 21st, 2004 at 5:18 pm
THERE HAS TO BE SPEED ON THAT BITCH.
August 11th, 2004 at 11:45 pm
Who’s Your Daddy! Who’s Your Daddy!
September 18th, 2004 at 7:27 pm
Easy now Wabbit. This’ll hurt me worsen you!!!
April 26th, 2002 at 10:22 am
“Maybe if I get this saddle on him the rest of the horses will accept him as one of their own.”
April 24th, 2002 at 11:41 pm
I am going to be a millionaire! Anytime now it’s going to start laying those yummy chocolate eggs!
April 25th, 2002 at 2:54 am
Well, Mr. Clinton wanted a “fleshy bunny”, and that’s what he’s gonna get
April 26th, 2002 at 1:15 pm
I hope this stupid groundhog doesn’t see it’s shadow like it did last year.
April 25th, 2002 at 11:55 pm
Wife! Son! Come over here, we’ve got food for a whole friggin’ year!
April 26th, 2002 at 3:53 pm
Now be a good bunny and I’ll let you go out on the north forty and play in the carrot patch.
April 24th, 2002 at 10:03 pm
Hoss once again had to comfort his trusty steed with the the tale of the “ugly duckling”.
April 24th, 2002 at 5:49 pm
Look. A big rabbit.
April 25th, 2002 at 2:51 am
Who’s calling me fat