I have a feeling I’m really going to regret posting this photo. Cristie Kerr kisses the trophy she received for winning the LPGA Longs Drugs Challenge at the Twelve Bridges Golf Club in Lincoln, Calif., Sunday, April 21, 2002. Please be merciful.
Posted on April 26th, 2002 at 9:24 pm in Uncategorized.
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May 1st, 2002 at 10:12 pm
Screw the display case in the den. I going to mount this one in the bedroom
May 1st, 2002 at 1:31 am
This brings an entirely new meaning to glass blowing…
July 10th, 2002 at 11:27 am
Golfer wins tournament but gets shaft in prize snafu.
May 3rd, 2002 at 7:12 pm
Much more than a trophy… it’s a best friend!
May 15th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
Sherri, winner of the North American Womans Golf finals, was seen walking to her limo without her trophy; but the grin of victory was unmistakeable.
April 27th, 2002 at 7:15 pm
makes sense. she smacks balls around all day so they give her the shaft.
May 1st, 2002 at 2:07 pm
Practicing her stroke, she finally becomes a champion!
May 8th, 2002 at 10:13 am
I think I’ll call it… Tiger.
May 6th, 2002 at 8:55 pm
The Spice Channel and the Golf Channel proudly present…..
May 7th, 2002 at 12:04 pm
What, no straps?
September 16th, 2004 at 2:31 pm
Subliminal ad for Cheerios
April 27th, 2002 at 10:17 am
“…And for her hole in one, she gets one in the hole.”
May 13th, 2002 at 2:47 pm
Dude, you’re gettin a dong!
June 13th, 2002 at 12:10 am
One time at Golf Camp, I put a lucite trophy in my…
April 26th, 2002 at 9:38 pm
If I weren’t a lesbian, I think I would enjoy this a little more.
May 10th, 2002 at 9:12 am
KISS IT, OK! BUT WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO CLOSE HER EYES???
June 28th, 2002 at 4:03 pm
That’s right girls! join the silver surfer fan club today and get your own replica of his penis, 2 out of three women can’t tell the difference!
April 27th, 2002 at 12:44 am
umm…. ah… no mom, it’s not what you think! That’s my golf trophy…
April 30th, 2002 at 10:41 pm
This is how you make the putter stand on end
May 8th, 2002 at 8:22 am
“Acme Trophy Shop….Mistake, what mistake?
Yes, I made the trophy for the Long Dong Golf tournement.
It was supposed to be Long Drug?..Oops.”
May 8th, 2002 at 6:18 pm
My opponent was happy that she got the birdy… but with this i will show her how to spread eagle
May 10th, 2002 at 8:14 am
“It’s not my favorite size. I prefer the extra large one”.
May 1st, 2002 at 11:07 pm
“Aw…look I get a hole in one, and now I can have one in my hole.”
May 2nd, 2002 at 6:29 am
Four!! play.
May 7th, 2002 at 5:23 pm
Never got one these in junior golf!
May 8th, 2002 at 6:19 pm
She asked how i beat her, and i replied “because you putt from the rough”
May 10th, 2002 at 12:32 pm
Trophy Shape = Copyright ROCCO SIFREDDI - All rights reserved
May 11th, 2002 at 12:26 am
Well, OK. But wash it first.
May 15th, 2002 at 12:55 pm
Sherri, winner of the North American Womans Golf finals, was seen walking to her limo without her trophy; but the grin of victory was unmistakeable.
May 18th, 2002 at 1:29 am
Welcome to the list of distinguished Weiners of the Skins Game.
June 9th, 2002 at 9:29 pm
Thinking ice sculpture was trophy this golfer got her tounge stuck
June 24th, 2002 at 11:52 am
This ones heading for the rough.
COC
June 24th, 2002 at 11:53 am
Driver, don’t even know her. Hit it over the humps and make a birdie out of it.
Mick
November 22nd, 2002 at 8:41 pm
Fitting, a Cherrios rep would get the shaft!
March 11th, 2003 at 1:58 pm
i wish my husband played golf!!!!!
March 29th, 2005 at 3:49 pm
wow check out my hand sculpted pyrex Glass dildos
April 30th, 2002 at 11:12 pm
Now I’m a sho-in for the Ryder-leggs open.
May 6th, 2002 at 8:54 pm
This is what happens to Golf coverage during sweeps month….
May 9th, 2002 at 7:51 am
Kiss the glass dildo for good luck!
May 11th, 2002 at 10:30 pm
She’s kissin’ glass phalus! Dude, where’s my phalus?
June 4th, 2002 at 12:12 pm
First it was “Co-eds on Vacation”, then “Trailer Trash Hotties” and now, coming soon to a video shop near you, “The LPGA Trophy Wives.”
June 17th, 2002 at 4:39 pm
The women of the LPGA must not get out much . . .
June 17th, 2002 at 4:59 pm
Sally’s little secret to playing all 18 holes.
June 18th, 2002 at 11:24 am
“Ummmmmmmm this will look nice in my
bathroom. I will call you “Phillayoh”.
June 19th, 2002 at 10:54 pm
PERFECT FORM HARMONICA STYLE BJ
June 21st, 2002 at 12:20 am
Ha, jealous bitches! You can have the lifetime supply of Cheerios, I won the replica of Frosty’s Penis!
June 22nd, 2002 at 4:14 pm
Hustler announces new Golf issue, holes, shafts and putts exposed.
June 25th, 2002 at 2:03 pm
ammmmm it is good to imagine it is a dick - didn’t have sex for a long time you know!!!
June 27th, 2002 at 7:31 am
bet her favourite holes the back 9!
June 27th, 2002 at 8:34 pm
why does this seems familiar to me?!
July 10th, 2002 at 9:42 pm
Finally, a sport a woman can love!
July 12th, 2002 at 4:06 pm
“… You wore green so you could hide …”
October 7th, 2002 at 6:25 pm
It wasn’t as good as her vibrater but it was all as good in the LONG rund
October 23rd, 2002 at 2:56 pm
Does it vibrate?
March 7th, 2003 at 2:06 am
Is this ANOTHER blonde joke? (being ‘merciful’)
May 26th, 2003 at 8:01 pm
Smells like last night…….
June 5th, 2003 at 12:04 pm
What does it say on her cap and on her shirt?? chee.. chee.. Cheewhat?? Cheesus!! Cheewahwa? or Say Cheese??!!
October 30th, 2004 at 9:20 am
Jenny wins the anual fore skins classic
February 21st, 2004 at 5:19 pm
I KNOW THAT I CAN USE THIS FOR…
April 23rd, 2004 at 9:03 pm
Mmmmmmm…smooth, can’t wait to get this home - but where do the batteries go??
June 29th, 2004 at 2:14 pm
The breakfast of champions!
February 28th, 2005 at 1:53 am
mmm, oh i agree your tatses alot better!!
April 1st, 2005 at 4:09 am
now she’ll really know what a hole in one is
December 20th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
They’re wrong, I don’t taste like chicken…
April 26th, 2002 at 9:57 pm
Mmmmmm…. I think I’ll call you Tiger…
April 27th, 2002 at 8:12 am
why men like golf
April 27th, 2002 at 10:19 am
“Crystal Phallus? I thought the prize was a crystal “palace”!
April 28th, 2002 at 1:13 am
She spent the afternoon enjoying a nice piece of…glass?
May 1st, 2002 at 2:07 pm
No more “short” games for this young woman.
May 2nd, 2002 at 9:28 am
It doesn’t smell like lemons…
May 3rd, 2002 at 9:59 am
Suzie, having beaten Tom at the Golf tournament thought she would rub it in. In fact, Tom had the last laugh!
May 7th, 2002 at 10:10 am
Yes, Yes, Yes, I got a giant dildo for a trophy
May 7th, 2002 at 8:12 pm
cristie kerr, congratulations on winning MY (wink) tourney this year…
May 8th, 2002 at 10:20 am
Time to start eating Cheerios.
May 9th, 2002 at 9:38 am
“I loooooooove C… Cheerios! Cheerios… I love Cheerios”
May 13th, 2002 at 9:43 pm
here, you wont this trophy too unzips
June 3rd, 2002 at 10:06 pm
YEAH BABY!
August 11th, 2004 at 11:42 pm
Oh Yeah…Oh Yeah Baby…Pass the lube! Par-Tee!
April 26th, 2002 at 9:29 pm
Finally I won the glass dildo!
April 26th, 2002 at 9:57 pm
and people say golf isn’t fun…….they give out sex toys!
April 26th, 2002 at 10:02 pm
Tiger Woods’s new ball washer… Lucky fool.
April 26th, 2002 at 10:20 pm
Upon seeing the results after the Adult Video Awards, Cherios executives plan to review their coporate sponsorship policies.
April 27th, 2002 at 6:03 am
New balls, please!
April 27th, 2002 at 3:38 pm
Her husband: “Well, there goes my sex life”
April 28th, 2002 at 7:37 pm
“Okay, who replaced my lip-balm with superglue?”
April 29th, 2002 at 11:42 am
and here we see the winner of the first annual tommy lee invitational.
April 29th, 2002 at 4:25 pm
“Cwould swomeboffy prease hep me wemove my thong, I’m stwuck”
May 9th, 2002 at 1:07 am
Hey, I resemble that trophy.
May 9th, 2002 at 2:40 pm
If Tiger gets to put on the green jacket, I get to put on the trophy!
April 27th, 2002 at 10:52 am
I never knew it could be like this!
April 28th, 2002 at 4:11 pm
Its nice but, It doesn’t taste as good as my boyfriends big tootsie roll!!
April 28th, 2002 at 11:42 pm
finally, one that’s big enough.
April 29th, 2002 at 12:22 pm
Reminds me of that Mike Tyson diner.
April 29th, 2002 at 2:56 pm
Pha-lick-ly delicious
April 30th, 2002 at 12:02 am
“I asked to borrow a glass piece, and she brought me THIS!”
April 28th, 2002 at 2:38 am
too easy
April 29th, 2002 at 7:07 pm
I will hug you and squeeze you and call you my “Crystal-Warrior”
April 26th, 2002 at 11:00 pm
here’s another reason why I take my notebook with the wireless connection into the bathroom. boing…….
April 26th, 2002 at 11:25 pm
Johnny Double Dog Dared Sally was to kiss it. Little did Johnny know that
Sally carried her of her own.
April 27th, 2002 at 1:04 pm
after endless hours of practice, Jill finally mastered playing the skin flute
April 27th, 2002 at 3:17 pm
finally glass, i’ve sick of pulling out the splinters
May 1st, 2002 at 11:06 pm
“Aw…look I get a hole in one, and no I can have one in my hole.”
April 27th, 2002 at 10:23 am
What? I don’t get it.
April 27th, 2002 at 12:32 am
LPGA: Ladies or lesbians?
April 27th, 2002 at 2:08 am
Oh yea, this will provide hours of fun….
April 27th, 2002 at 2:09 am
The cover of the new Hustler film, Women of the LPGA: They love playing with balls, and shafts……