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Golf champ

I have a feeling I’m really going to regret posting this photo. Cristie Kerr kisses the trophy she received for winning the LPGA Longs Drugs Challenge at the Twelve Bridges Golf Club in Lincoln, Calif., Sunday, April 21, 2002. Please be merciful.

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  1. chas says:

    May 1st, 2002 at 10:12 pm

    Screw the display case in the den. I going to mount this one in the bedroom

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  2. beezer says:

    May 1st, 2002 at 1:31 am

    This brings an entirely new meaning to glass blowing…

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  3. benwood says:

    July 10th, 2002 at 11:27 am

    Golfer wins tournament but gets shaft in prize snafu.

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  4. Donkeypuncher says:

    May 3rd, 2002 at 7:12 pm

    Much more than a trophy… it’s a best friend!

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  5. Keenan DeAngelis says:

    May 15th, 2002 at 12:55 pm

    Sherri, winner of the North American Womans Golf finals, was seen walking to her limo without her trophy; but the grin of victory was unmistakeable.

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  6. superfly says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 7:15 pm

    makes sense. she smacks balls around all day so they give her the shaft.

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  7. PowerHouseLX says:

    May 1st, 2002 at 2:07 pm

    Practicing her stroke, she finally becomes a champion!

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  8. boomer says:

    May 8th, 2002 at 10:13 am

    I think I’ll call it… Tiger.

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  9. Karl Marx says:

    May 6th, 2002 at 8:55 pm

    The Spice Channel and the Golf Channel proudly present…..

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  10. Jocal says:

    May 7th, 2002 at 12:04 pm

    What, no straps?

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  11. Dick Cheney says:

    September 16th, 2004 at 2:31 pm

    Subliminal ad for Cheerios

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  12. sumdude says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 10:17 am

    “…And for her hole in one, she gets one in the hole.”

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  13. David says:

    May 13th, 2002 at 2:47 pm

    Dude, you’re gettin a dong!

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  14. Ozzy says:

    June 13th, 2002 at 12:10 am

    One time at Golf Camp, I put a lucite trophy in my…

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  15. Anonymous says:

    April 26th, 2002 at 9:38 pm

    If I weren’t a lesbian, I think I would enjoy this a little more.

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  16. marcio says:

    May 10th, 2002 at 9:12 am

    KISS IT, OK! BUT WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO CLOSE HER EYES???

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  17. Alan Seaton says:

    June 28th, 2002 at 4:03 pm

    That’s right girls! join the silver surfer fan club today and get your own replica of his penis, 2 out of three women can’t tell the difference!

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  18. steve just says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 12:44 am

    umm…. ah… no mom, it’s not what you think! That’s my golf trophy…

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  19. chas says:

    April 30th, 2002 at 10:41 pm

    This is how you make the putter stand on end

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  20. Chuckie says:

    May 8th, 2002 at 8:22 am

    “Acme Trophy Shop….Mistake, what mistake?
    Yes, I made the trophy for the Long Dong Golf tournement.
    It was supposed to be Long Drug?..Oops.”

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  21. Beaf says:

    May 8th, 2002 at 6:18 pm

    My opponent was happy that she got the birdy… but with this i will show her how to spread eagle

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  22. marcio says:

    May 10th, 2002 at 8:14 am

    “It’s not my favorite size. I prefer the extra large one”.

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  23. Jimmy Flowers says:

    May 1st, 2002 at 11:07 pm

    “Aw…look I get a hole in one, and now I can have one in my hole.”

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  24. mdc58 says:

    May 2nd, 2002 at 6:29 am

    Four!! play.

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  25. Anonymous says:

    May 7th, 2002 at 5:23 pm

    Never got one these in junior golf!

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  26. Beaf says:

    May 8th, 2002 at 6:19 pm

    She asked how i beat her, and i replied “because you putt from the rough”

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  27. marcio says:

    May 10th, 2002 at 12:32 pm

    Trophy Shape = Copyright ROCCO SIFREDDI - All rights reserved

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  28. LBCORP says:

    May 11th, 2002 at 12:26 am

    Well, OK. But wash it first.

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  29. Anonymous says:

    May 15th, 2002 at 12:55 pm

    Sherri, winner of the North American Womans Golf finals, was seen walking to her limo without her trophy; but the grin of victory was unmistakeable.

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  30. drahkenfire says:

    May 18th, 2002 at 1:29 am

    Welcome to the list of distinguished Weiners of the Skins Game.

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  31. Donnie says:

    June 9th, 2002 at 9:29 pm

    Thinking ice sculpture was trophy this golfer got her tounge stuck

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  32. Anonymous says:

    June 24th, 2002 at 11:52 am

    This ones heading for the rough.
    COC

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  33. Anonymous says:

    June 24th, 2002 at 11:53 am

    Driver, don’t even know her. Hit it over the humps and make a birdie out of it.
    Mick

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  34. Slick says:

    November 22nd, 2002 at 8:41 pm

    Fitting, a Cherrios rep would get the shaft!

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  35. Bobby says:

    March 11th, 2003 at 1:58 pm

    i wish my husband played golf!!!!!

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  36. Aaron says:

    March 29th, 2005 at 3:49 pm

    wow check out my hand sculpted pyrex Glass dildos

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  37. chas says:

    April 30th, 2002 at 11:12 pm

    Now I’m a sho-in for the Ryder-leggs open.

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  38. Karl Marx says:

    May 6th, 2002 at 8:54 pm

    This is what happens to Golf coverage during sweeps month….

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  39. SuPeR_BrOtHeR says:

    May 9th, 2002 at 7:51 am

    Kiss the glass dildo for good luck!

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  40. Anonymous says:

    May 11th, 2002 at 10:30 pm

    She’s kissin’ glass phalus! Dude, where’s my phalus?

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  41. dzine says:

    June 4th, 2002 at 12:12 pm

    First it was “Co-eds on Vacation”, then “Trailer Trash Hotties” and now, coming soon to a video shop near you, “The LPGA Trophy Wives.”

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  42. WolfSoul says:

    June 17th, 2002 at 4:39 pm

    The women of the LPGA must not get out much . . .

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  43. Anonymous says:

    June 17th, 2002 at 4:59 pm

    Sally’s little secret to playing all 18 holes.

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  44. Ron Ryan says:

    June 18th, 2002 at 11:24 am

    “Ummmmmmmm this will look nice in my
    bathroom. I will call you “Phillayoh”.

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  45. Anonymous says:

    June 19th, 2002 at 10:54 pm

    PERFECT FORM HARMONICA STYLE BJ

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  46. FrozenDragon says:

    June 21st, 2002 at 12:20 am

    Ha, jealous bitches! You can have the lifetime supply of Cheerios, I won the replica of Frosty’s Penis!

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  47. Troy says:

    June 22nd, 2002 at 4:14 pm

    Hustler announces new Golf issue, holes, shafts and putts exposed.

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  48. daniel mor says:

    June 25th, 2002 at 2:03 pm

    ammmmm it is good to imagine it is a dick - didn’t have sex for a long time you know!!!

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  49. smioux says:

    June 27th, 2002 at 7:31 am

    bet her favourite holes the back 9!

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  50. pipa says:

    June 27th, 2002 at 8:34 pm

    why does this seems familiar to me?!

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  51. Smiley says:

    July 10th, 2002 at 9:42 pm

    Finally, a sport a woman can love!

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  52. Anonymous says:

    July 12th, 2002 at 4:06 pm

    “… You wore green so you could hide …”

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  53. Mark Beular says:

    October 7th, 2002 at 6:25 pm

    It wasn’t as good as her vibrater but it was all as good in the LONG rund

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  54. benjamsandwich says:

    October 23rd, 2002 at 2:56 pm

    Does it vibrate?

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  55. MeeMah says:

    March 7th, 2003 at 2:06 am

    Is this ANOTHER blonde joke? (being ‘merciful’)

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  56. f says:

    May 26th, 2003 at 8:01 pm

    Smells like last night…….

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  57. Justin says:

    June 5th, 2003 at 12:04 pm

    What does it say on her cap and on her shirt?? chee.. chee.. Cheewhat?? Cheesus!! Cheewahwa? or Say Cheese??!!

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  58. dustin cobwebs says:

    October 30th, 2004 at 9:20 am

    Jenny wins the anual fore skins classic

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  59. one_liner says:

    February 21st, 2004 at 5:19 pm

    I KNOW THAT I CAN USE THIS FOR…

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  60. fddsf says:

    April 23rd, 2004 at 9:03 pm

    Mmmmmmm…smooth, can’t wait to get this home - but where do the batteries go??

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  61. aw says:

    June 29th, 2004 at 2:14 pm

    The breakfast of champions!

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  62. stevo says:

    February 28th, 2005 at 1:53 am

    mmm, oh i agree your tatses alot better!!

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  63. ray says:

    April 1st, 2005 at 4:09 am

    now she’ll really know what a hole in one is

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  64. Hyper Bully says:

    December 20th, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    They’re wrong, I don’t taste like chicken…

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  65. Babylon says:

    April 26th, 2002 at 9:57 pm

    Mmmmmm…. I think I’ll call you Tiger…

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  66. Anonymous says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 8:12 am

    why men like golf

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  67. sumdude says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 10:19 am

    “Crystal Phallus? I thought the prize was a crystal “palace”!

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  68. Shocky says:

    April 28th, 2002 at 1:13 am

    She spent the afternoon enjoying a nice piece of…glass?

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  69. PowerHouseLX says:

    May 1st, 2002 at 2:07 pm

    No more “short” games for this young woman.

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  70. Frank Chibu says:

    May 2nd, 2002 at 9:28 am

    It doesn’t smell like lemons…

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  71. adam says:

    May 3rd, 2002 at 9:59 am

    Suzie, having beaten Tom at the Golf tournament thought she would rub it in. In fact, Tom had the last laugh!

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  72. Big M says:

    May 7th, 2002 at 10:10 am

    Yes, Yes, Yes, I got a giant dildo for a trophy

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  73. Anonymous says:

    May 7th, 2002 at 8:12 pm

    cristie kerr, congratulations on winning MY (wink) tourney this year…

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  74. Anonymous says:

    May 8th, 2002 at 10:20 am

    Time to start eating Cheerios.

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  75. Slayer says:

    May 9th, 2002 at 9:38 am

    “I loooooooove C… Cheerios! Cheerios… I love Cheerios”

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  76. clo says:

    May 13th, 2002 at 9:43 pm

    here, you wont this trophy too unzips

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  77. Anonymous says:

    June 3rd, 2002 at 10:06 pm

    YEAH BABY!

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  78. Go Go Girl says:

    August 11th, 2004 at 11:42 pm

    Oh Yeah…Oh Yeah Baby…Pass the lube! Par-Tee!

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  79. Lay-Z says:

    April 26th, 2002 at 9:29 pm

    Finally I won the glass dildo!

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  80. Anonymous says:

    April 26th, 2002 at 9:57 pm

    and people say golf isn’t fun…….they give out sex toys!

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  81. 9Nails says:

    April 26th, 2002 at 10:02 pm

    Tiger Woods’s new ball washer… Lucky fool.

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  82. Major Adventure says:

    April 26th, 2002 at 10:20 pm

    Upon seeing the results after the Adult Video Awards, Cherios executives plan to review their coporate sponsorship policies.

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  83. (pdw) says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 6:03 am

    New balls, please!

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  84. Anonymous says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 3:38 pm

    Her husband: “Well, there goes my sex life”

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  85. Anonymous says:

    April 28th, 2002 at 7:37 pm

    “Okay, who replaced my lip-balm with superglue?”

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  86. dennis miller says:

    April 29th, 2002 at 11:42 am

    and here we see the winner of the first annual tommy lee invitational.

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  87. spat says:

    April 29th, 2002 at 4:25 pm

    “Cwould swomeboffy prease hep me wemove my thong, I’m stwuck”

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  88. wb22gprix says:

    May 9th, 2002 at 1:07 am

    Hey, I resemble that trophy.

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  89. blues40 says:

    May 9th, 2002 at 2:40 pm

    If Tiger gets to put on the green jacket, I get to put on the trophy!

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  90. fussy says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 10:52 am

    I never knew it could be like this!

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  91. The Beaver says:

    April 28th, 2002 at 4:11 pm

    Its nice but, It doesn’t taste as good as my boyfriends big tootsie roll!!

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  92. julia says:

    April 28th, 2002 at 11:42 pm

    finally, one that’s big enough.

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  93. Drake says:

    April 29th, 2002 at 12:22 pm

    Reminds me of that Mike Tyson diner.

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  94. Babylon says:

    April 29th, 2002 at 2:56 pm

    Pha-lick-ly delicious

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  95. Shaun Webb says:

    April 30th, 2002 at 12:02 am

    “I asked to borrow a glass piece, and she brought me THIS!”

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  96. Anonymous says:

    April 28th, 2002 at 2:38 am

    too easy

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  97. jasons Bunyons says:

    April 29th, 2002 at 7:07 pm

    I will hug you and squeeze you and call you my “Crystal-Warrior”

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  98. plankton says:

    April 26th, 2002 at 11:00 pm

    here’s another reason why I take my notebook with the wireless connection into the bathroom. boing…….

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  99. tatroyer says:

    April 26th, 2002 at 11:25 pm

    Johnny Double Dog Dared Sally was to kiss it. Little did Johnny know that

    Sally carried her of her own.

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  100. onebad427 says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 1:04 pm

    after endless hours of practice, Jill finally mastered playing the skin flute

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  101. d Lo says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 3:17 pm

    finally glass, i’ve sick of pulling out the splinters

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  102. Jimmy Flowers says:

    May 1st, 2002 at 11:06 pm

    “Aw…look I get a hole in one, and no I can have one in my hole.”

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  103. grandma says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 10:23 am

    What? I don’t get it.

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  104. Junai says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 12:32 am

    LPGA: Ladies or lesbians?

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  105. Justin says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 2:08 am

    Oh yea, this will provide hours of fun….

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  106. Justin says:

    April 27th, 2002 at 2:09 am

    The cover of the new Hustler film, Women of the LPGA: They love playing with balls, and shafts……

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